- Don`t you know it s rude to talk while I m interrupting? 2- I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs 3- Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.. 4- The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do.. 6- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 7- My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business. 8- That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. 9- One day, I m gonna make the onions cry.. 10- Facebook is a crazy house People poke each other all day have an imaginary p et farm and talk to walls 11- If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read.. 12- If you stop telling lies about me, I ll stop telling the truth about you. 13- Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they te ase each other, but they still can t live without each other.. 14- If couples who are in love are called LOVE BIRDS, then couples who always ar gue should be called ANGRY BIRDS 15- Sorry, I can t hangout. My uncle s cousin s sister in law s best friend s insurance ag ent s roommate s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.. 16- If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers. 17- Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn t catch their eyes, they wo n t even bother to read what s inside. 18- Facebook is the only place where it s acceptable to talk to a wall. 19- Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off yo ur shoes. 20- Don`t you know it s rude to talk while I m interrupting?