Transcript
True Love
By
Joshua Patrick Dudley
1st Draft: March 25, 2013
2nd Draft: July 9, 2014
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EXT. THE WOODS - SUNSET
The woods are beautiful at sunset.
In the distance, candles flicker on some sort of table.
The camera moves in for a closer view.
Three woman move around the table, each of them placing
items onto the table between candles.
One tosses stones of various shapes and colors onto the
table.
Another lights a stick of incense and places it in a holder
on the table.
The third places an array of spices/herbs on the table.
SERENA
Celeste... did you remember the...
CELESTE
Yes... horse semen... I got it.
Please don’t ask me how.
She places a jar full of a white liquid on the table.
FIONA
I’m 4 seconds away from puking...
3... 2... 1....
Fiona makes a barfing noise.
SERENA
Goddess, Fiona. You make it worse
by acting so immaturely. You know
we need all the right ingredients
if we want the spell to work right.
FIONA
Sorry, Serena. I do! I want the
spell to work right!
CELESTE
We all do, Fi.
SERENA
Then suck it up. It’s not like
we’re gonna make you drink it.
(CONTINUED)
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2.
CELESTE
Unless you keep whining...
FIONA
Done. I won’t complain again.
SERENA
Where the hell is Adrienne? She has
the final ingredient...
CELESTE
Her mom grounded her...
FIONA
She said she was gonna sneak out.
SERENA
We don’t have much time. If she
doesn’t get here soon I swear
I’ll-Serena is cut off by Adrienne, who approaches behind her.
ADRIENNE
You swear you’ll what, Serena? Do
the spell without me? Don’t make me
laugh. The three of you have no
power without me...
SERENA
The term is witch... with a "W" not
a "B."
FIONA
Hi Adrienne!
ADRIENNE
Ladies, are we ready?
SERENA
If you brought what you were
supposed to bring....
Adrienne reaches into a bag that she has slung over her
shoulder.
She pulls out a jar filled with blood.
CELESTE
I can’t believe you got it... the
blood of a virgin male....
(CONTINUED)
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3.
SERENA
It’s real?
ADRIENNE
Of course it’s real.
FIONA
Where did you get it?
ADRIENNE
You really wanna know?
FIONA
Umm... maybe?
ADRIENNE
Remember that loser pizza delivery
guy that asked me out last week?
CELESTE
The guy who gives you free pizza if
you flash him?
ADRIENNE
Ya, him!
SERENA
(under her breath)
Cough... Slut... Cough.
FIONA
So... how did you get it?
ADRIENNE
I told him if he really loved me,
like, true love, he’d die for me.
FIONA
You killed him!?!
CELESTE
Adrienne!
ADRIENNE
Relax, I didn’t kill him.... he did
it himself. Slit his wrist for me
and bled right into the jar.
CELESTE
Is he dead?
(CONTINUED)
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4.
ADRIENNE
Nah, I called an ambulance after
the jar was full. They said he’d be
fine.
Celeste looks kinda OK with the situation.
Fiona is totally freaked.
Serena is somewhere in between.
SERENA
You are fucked up... how do you
even know he’s a virgin?
ADRIENNE
He told me. Don’t worry. We’re
good. Now let’s do the spell before
the sun completely sets and it
doesn’t work right.
FIONA
Yes, let’s do this. We’ve waited to
long...
CELESTE
And made too many sacrifices. It’s
time.
SERENA
It’s time. Agreed. Everyone light a
candle.
Each girl takes a candle into her hand and lights the wick.
Serena pours a circle of a colored sand around the girls and
the table.
SERENA
Protectors of the four corners,
unite and watch over us as we
perform this ritual.
ADRIENNE
Celeste, pour the horse... uh..
spunk into the cauldron.
Celeste obeys and with a disgusted look on her face dumps
the horse cum in the cauldron.
CELESTE
Quad, pertitum este.
(CONTINUED)
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5.
ADRIENNE
Now, Serena, you add the the
Dragon’s Blood and Lavender.
Serena picks up two bottles of herbs and sprinkles some from
each jar into the cauldron.
SERENA
Quad, pertitum este.
ADRIENNE
Fiona, pour the virgin’s blood into
the mix.
FIONA
OK....
Fiona picks up the jar and pours all of the blood into the
cauldron.
FIONA
Quad, pertitum este.
ADRIENNE
My turn. After I add my ingredient
we must join hands. DO NOT LET GO
OF EACH OTHERS HANDS OR YOU WILL
BREAK THE SPELL. Got it?
Every nods and joins hands.
Adrienne raises a knife in the air and stabs herself in the
chest.
CELESTE
What are you doing?
SERENA
W-T-F Adrienne?
ADRIENNE
Keep holding hands.
FIONA
What is the last ingredient?
Adrienne sticks her finger into the open wound.
ADRIENNE
A piece of my still beating
heart...
Adrienne rips a chunk of her heart from her chest and
SCREAMS.
(CONTINUED)
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6.
The girls all have shocked looks on their faces.
She tosses it into the cauldron.
Smoke erupts from the cauldron.
ADRIENNE
Now girls. All together.
ALL
Goddess Diana, Let him rise from
the ash a better man. Perfect in
every way. Let our love be the
truest love known to man.
ADRIENNE
Diana, make him strong.
SERENA
Diana, make him attractive. VERY!
FIONA
Diana, make him kind and loyal.
CELESTE
Diana, give him the biggest dick
I’ve ever seen!
The girls all shoot Celeste a shocked look... then nod in
approval.
ADRIENNE
So it is said, so it is done. Let
our love never be undone.
ALL
Blessed be.
The girls all stare at the cauldron, waiting for something
to happen.
Adrienne is still holding the wound on her chest.
They keep waiting....
SERENA
Did we fuck it up?
ADRIENNE
Be patient!
(CONTINUED)
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7.
FIONA
I hope we didn’t waste our time...
CELESTE
Do you hear that?
A low rumble can be heard...
SERENA
He’s coming...
ADRIENNE
Told ya it would work.
The cauldron starts to shake and boil over.
Smoke and fire erupt from it.
As the smoke clears... they see him.
Standing in the cauldron, completely naked (obviously we
won’t see anything cause this is for YouTube lol).
The girls stand around him with their jaws gaping open.
ADRIENNE
Well, Celeste. Your part came true.
CELESTE
You can say that again.
All 4 girls tilt their head to the side, staring at his
package.
SERENA
And mine!
Finally, he speaks.
DESMOND
Have you brought me here?
ADRIENNE
We all have!
FIONA
You’re here for us all.
DESMOND
You are ALL for me? Am I in heaven?
Are you angels?
(CONTINUED)
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8.
SERENA
And I like him already.
ADRIENNE
Actually, we’re witches. We made
you. To love us.
CELESTE
And hopefully do a few other things
for us...
DESMOND
I would die for you. All of you.
ADRIENNE
That’s what I’m talking about.
That’s true love! What’s your name?
DESMOND
Desmond. I am Desmond. But you can
call me whatever you want.
SERENA
Desmond’s a hot name, we’ll stick
with that.
FIONA
Anyone thought about how we’re
gonna get a naked guy home without
anyone noticing?
ADRIENNE
Don’t worry, he’s coming with me
tonight.
DESMOND
That would be my pleasure...
ADRIENNE
You have no idea...
Adrienne leans in and kisses him.
The other girls get jealous.
ALL
I want to kiss him! He’s mine too!
What the hell? My turn... etc
DESMOND
I would love to kiss and love you
all!
(CONTINUED)
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9.
ADRIENNE
But, like I said, tonight, he’s
mine.
CELESTE
Why do you get him first?
SERENA
Right, why can’t I have him
tonight?
FIONA
Or me?
ADRIENNE
I cut out a freakin piece of my
heart to bring him here... I think
I deserve first shot.
The other girls can’t argue with that.
SERENA
Fine, but I got dibs tomorrow.
FIONA
And I’m the day after!
CELESTE
Great... and I’ll just take sloppy
fourths... yay....
DESMOND
Please don’t fight over me. I love
you all.
ADRIENNE
Come on, Desmond.
DESMOND
Where are we going?
ADRIENNE
I’m gonna rock your newly created
world.
DESMOND
That sounds very pleasant... and
exciting. I am excited.
Adrienne looks down to his crotch.
(CONTINUED)
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10.
ADRIENNE
I can see that. Here...
Adrienne reaches into her bag and hands Desmond a bathrobe.
DESMOND
Thank you, you want me to cover up?
ADRIENNE
Ya we’ll save naked time until I
get you home. Let’s go!
Adrienne and Desmond take off into the woods, back toward
wherever she parked.
SERENA
That little bitch... I am so sick
of her...
FIONA
Amen, sistah.
CELESTE
Guys, she did stab herself in the
heart. She said she wanted a man
who would die for her... looks like
she’d die trying to get one. Let
her have him for the night.
FIONA
I guess you’re right, I gotta get
home anyway.
SERENA
Ya OK... have a good night.
CELESTE
You coming?
SERENA
Nah, I gotta stay and clean up.
Can’t leave candles burning in the
middle of the woods.
FIONA
Bye! Call you tomorrow!
SERENA
Sounds good.
Serena watches as Celeste and Fiona disappear into the
woods.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
11.
Then she grabs a jar of something from the table and takes
off running.
We catch back up with Adrienne and Desmond as they reach her
car.
ADRIENNE
So... you’re a virgin right?
DESMOND
If I was just made today... I would
think so. That is, if I understand
what you mean by virgin.
ADRIENNE
Hmmm... fun! A virgin is someone
who has never...
She leans in and whispers in his ear.
Desmond looks extremely excited.
DESMOND
Yes, I think I would like to try
that very much!
Serena appears from the woods.
SERENA
Adrienne! Desmond! Wait!
ADRIENNE
What do you want?
Serena gets right up in Adrienne’s face.
SERENA
What do you think I want? Him.
ADRIENNE
We already had this conversation...
I won.
DESMOND
I would like to be with both of
you. And the other two. I love you.
I love you with true love.
ADRIENNE
Is that getting creepy already or
is just me?
(CONTINUED)
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12.
SERENA
You’re an ungrateful, selfish
little bitch. You don’t deserve
him.
Adrienne slaps Serena.
ADRIENNE
You need to chill. Are you
seriously trippin right now? One
look at his massive man tool and
you go coocoo for coco puffs?
DESMOND
I don’t understand that reference.
Probably because I was born today.
ADRIENNE
Just shut up, Desmond. Grown ups
are talking.
SERENA
Here’s another reference you won’t
understand Desmond. Adrienne, can
you quote the Wizard of Oz?
ADRIENNE
Huh?
SERENA
You know... what the wicked witch
says at the end...
ADRIENNE
I’m melting? I’m melting?
SERENA
Exactly.
Serena produces the bottle she took off the table in the
woods and tosses it’s contents onto Adrienne.
Adrienne SCREAMS bloody murder.
ADRIENNE
It’s burning! AHHHH! IT’S BURNING
ME!
SERENA
No, honey. Your line is still "I’m
melting...."
Adrienne’s skin begins to melt and peel off and she slowly
slides toward the ground.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
13.
Pieces of her body, fingers and hands fall off.
DESMOND
Is this normal?
SERENA
In Oz, ya.
DESMOND
Are we in Oz?
SERENA
No.
Adrienne melts until there’s nothing left but a puddle of
blood and organs.
Serena lets out a Wicked Witch of the West cackle.
She notices Desmond’s eyes grow wide and she stops,
concerned.
SERENA
Desmond, you look scared.
DESMOND
I do?
SERENA
Don’t be scared... I was just
proving I love you... I’d do
anything for you... that’s true
love.
DESMOND
I love you too. True love we share.
They kiss.
From behind them, voices ring out.
CELESTE
What did you do?
FIONA
That was so fucking gross! You
killed her!
Serena turns to the girls.
SERENA
Shit...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
14.
CELESTE
Are you insane?
FIONA
What are you gonna do? You’re
horrible... you... killed her...
SERENA
She had it coming...
CELESTE
Ummm... yup. You’re crazy. That’s
something a crazy person would say.
FIONA
People who kill don’t deserve to
live....
DESMOND
Is that true?
SERENA
I did it for love! He loves me.
DESMOND
Yes, I do! I love you all!
FIONA
YOU DON’T DESERVE HIM!
Flames ignite in Fiona’s fists.
CELESTE
Fiona! Calm down! You know how hard
it is for you to control your
powers when you’re angry...
FIONA
YOU KILLED OUR FRIEND!
The flames around Fiona’s fists explode and engulf Adrienne.
Desmond steps back and shields his eyes.
CELESTE
NOOOO!
Adrienne catches fire and screams in agony.
The flames tear her apart and soon she’s a pile of dust.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
15.
DESMOND
Did you do that for me? For our
love?
FIONA
I... I... I don’t know. I was
just... so angry....
DESMOND
I love you. You’ve shown me how
much you love me. Now I will show
you how much I love you.
Desmond turns and grabs Celeste by the throat.
He starts to choke her.
Her eyes bulge and she gags.
Celeste can barely breathe, his grip is so strong.
CELESTE
Don’t kill me.. you love me too...
DESMOND
Yes, I love you, and Fiona, too.
But if you love me, you will die
for me. I will kill you to show
Fiona I love her and you will die
to show me that you love me.
FIONA
That’s not right! You don’t
understand!
DESMOND
But... I love you. I love her. I
love her to die for loving me. (to
Celeste) You love me! You want to
die for me.
Celeste’s last breath escapes her and she goes limp.
DESMOND
She loved me very much. She died so
well for me.
FIONA
(very upset)
That’s right. And you love me. And
I love you. So...
(CONTINUED)
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16.
DESMOND
Will you die for me?
FIONA
No...
DESMOND
You don’t love me?
FIONA
True love... is not about dying for
each other... it’s about protecting
each other... trusting each other.
DESMOND
I’m confused. I want to have sex
with you. From what Adrienne said,
it sounded like fun.
FIONA
Oh trust me, I want to have sex
with you, too. And it is fun. But I
don’t think that’s happening.
DESMOND
Why?
Fiona doesn’t answer.
She waves her hand and a gun appears in it.
She lifts the gun and blows his brains out.
FIONA
You were a mistake... it wasn’t
supposed to be like this... this is
not true love.
She raises the gun to her own head.
She pulls the trigger.
CUT TO BLACK.