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EL INGLES PROHIBIDO
GLENN DARRAGH
E D I T O R I A L
S T A N L E Y
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EL INGLES PROHIBIDO
W RIT T EN BY
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A C K N O W L E D G E M E N T S
E xamples of usage were drawn from newspapers and magazines as indicated in the text of the
book, as well as from the following printed sources: A lbee, E dward: Who's Afraid of Virginia
Woolf?; A mis, K ingsley:T he Green Man, The Old Devils', A mis, M artin: Money, London Fields;
Barnes, Julian: Talking it Over; Beckett, S amuel: Molloy; Bender, A imee: The Girl in the
Flammable Skirt; Bennet, W illiam: The Falkland Line; Beretta, A lan: What's Your Game?;
Bergreen, L aurence: Louis Armstrong, An Extravagant Life; Bruce, L enny: The Essential Lenny
Bruce; Bukowski, C harles: Post Office, Factotum, Women, Love is a Dog from Hell; C arlin, T ony:
One More Hand; C arrol, James: An American Requiem; C entury, D ouglas: Street Kingdom;
C handler, Raymond: Farewell, My Lovely; C hanteau, D iane: The Longest Sausage In The World;
C hapman, Robert L .: American Slang; C leese, John: Fawlty Towers; C oe, Jonathan: The House
of Sleep; C oen, E than: Gates of Eden; C ole, L ew: 12465 Kimberland Ave.; C ook, Peter: Beyond
the Fringe; C ornfield, Robert: The Tree Still Grows in Brooklyn; C orsitto, C hristopher: Next
Door To Erica; D oughty, W .C .: Charabia Deserta; E din, K athryn: Making Ends Meet; E llroy,
James: L.A.Confidential; Fielding, Helen: Bridget Jones's Diary; G arrigan, Bert: Where Sympathy
is Found; G ordon, N eil: The Gun Runner's Daughter; G reene, G raham: The End of the Affair;
Hall, W illis: The Long and the Short and the Tall; Herlihy, James L eo: Midnight Cowboy; Herron,
S haun: The Whore-Mother; Irving, John: The World According to Garp; Jong, E rica: Any Woman's
Blues; Jonson, G regory: Mountain Male; K eaton, N orman: Falling Off A Ladder; L affan, James:
U p and Down the Lisburn Road; L arkin, Philip: Collected Poems, Selected Letters; L awrence,
D .H.: Lady Chatterley's Lover; L ogan, Roy: Working it Out With a Pencil; L ukowiak, K en: A
Soldier's Song; M airs, D avid: Top Drawers; M amet, D avid: American Buffalo, Sexual Perversity
in Chicago, Duck Variations, Glengarry Glen Ross; M arcus, T om: River Deep; M cC abe, Frank:
McCabe at the Movies; M cC ourt, M alachy: A Monk Swimming; M cG rath, John: Events While
Guarding the Bofors Gun; M cPhee, N ancy: The Book of Insults; M iller, Henry: Tropic of Cancer;
N ewman, G .F.: Law & Order; N ichols, Peter: Privates on Parade; O bst, D avid: Too Good To Be
Forgotten; O gilby, John: Twat and Twaddle; O ldfield, G abriella T .: Tom and Verna; O rton, Joe
(ed. L ahr, John): The Orton Diaries; O sworth, Barry: U pside Down; Palahniuk, C huck: Fight
Club; Paretsky, S arah: Ghost Country; Price, Richard: Three Screenplays, dockers; Rabe, D a-
vid: Streamers; Rosen, C harley: Barney Polan's Game; Roth, Philip: Portnoy's Complaint;
S chrader, Paul: Taxi Driver; S ounes, Howard: Locked in the Arms of a Crazy Life; S tone, Robert:
Dog Soldiers; S tyron, W illiam: Sophie's Choice; T akari, Ronald: A Larger Memory; T arantino,
Quentin: Reservoir Dogs; T homas, Philip: Rathmines Rag; Vonnegut Jr., K urt: Mother Night,
Slaughterhouse 5, Breakfast of Champions; W ain, John: Life at the Top; W ambaugh, Joseph: The
Choirboys, The Glitter Dome, Echoes in the Darkness; W augh, E velyn: Officers and Gentlemen;
W hitehead, E . A .: Old Flames, Mecca, The Foursome, Alpha Beta, The Sea Anchor; W ilson, A ugust:
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom; W ilson, Robert M cL iam: Eureka Street. Hank Hyena, G arrison K eillor,
S usie Bright and C ourtney W eaver are columnists for Salon.
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Illustrative sentences were also taken from the following films: American Beauty: Alan Ball;
Animal House: Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller, Harold Ramis; As Good As It Gets: James L.
Brooks; Austin Powers: Mike Meyers; Barton Fink: Joel and Ethan Coen; Beautiful Girls: Scott
Rosenberg; Blazing Saddles: Mel Brooks and Andrew Bergman; Bound: Larry and Andy
Wachowski Bull Durham: Ron Shelton; Casino: Nicholas Pileggi and Martin Scorsese; Chasing
Amy: Kevin Smith; Clerks: Kevin Smith; Cruel Intentions: Roger Kumble; Deconstructing Harry:
Woody Allen; Desperados: Robert Rodriguez; Donnie Brasco: Screenplay by Paul Attanasio
from the book by Joseph D. Pistone and Richard Woodley; Fargo: Joel and Ethan Coen; Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas: Screenplay by Terry Gilliam, Tony Grisoni, Tod Davies and Alex Cox
from the book by Hunter S. Thompson; Fisher King, The: Richard LaGravenese; Fried Green
Tomatoes: Fannie Flagg and Carol Sobieski; Full Metal Jacket: Gustave Hasford, Michael Herr
and Stanley Kubrick from the novel 'The Short Timers' by Gustav Hasford; Gattaca: Andrew M.
Niccol; Get Shorty: Screenplay by Scott Frank, based on the novel by Elmore Leonard; Glengarry
Glen Ross: David Mamet; Go: John August; Godfather, The: Mario Puzo and Francis Ford Coppola
from the novel by Mario Puzo; Good Will Hunting: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck; Goodfellas:
Nicholas Pileggi and Martin Scorsese; Grand Canyon: Lawrence Kasdan and Meg Kasdan; Green
Mile, The: Screenplay by Frank Darabont from the novel by Stephen King; Happiness: Todd
Solondz; Jackie Brown: Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino, based on the novel by Elmore Leonard;
L.A. Confidential: Screenplay by Brian Helgeland from the novel by James Ellroy; Leaving Las
Vegas: Screenplay by Mike Figgis from the novel by John O'Brien; Lost Highway: David Lynch;
My Cousin Vinny: Dale Launer; Night on Earth: Jim Jarmusch; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
Nest: Bo Goldman and Lawrence Hauben from the novel by Ken Kesey; Patton: Francis Ford
Coppola and Edmund H. North; Primal Fear: Ann Biderman and Steve Shagan from the novel by
William Diehl; Pulp Fiction: Quentin Tarantino and Roger Roberts Avery; Pump Up The Volume:
Allan Moyle; Ref, The: Richard LaGravenese and Marie Weiss; Reservoir Dogs: Quentin Tarantino;
Scent of A Woman: Bo Goldman, from a screenplay by Ruggero Maccari and Dino Risi, from the
novel by Giovanni Arpino; Shawshank Redemption, The: Screenplay by Frank Darabont from the
novella by Stephen King; Smoke: Auster, Paul; Stripes: Len Blum and Daniel Goldberg; Swimming
with Sharks: George Huang; Swingers: Jon Favreau; Taxi Driver: Paul Schrader; The Big
Lebrowski: Joel and Ethan Coen; The Commitments: Dick Clement, Roddy Doyle, Ian La Frenais
from the novel by Roddy Doyle; Trainspotting: Screenplay by John Hodge based on the novel by
Irvine Welsh; Unforgiven: David Webb Peoples; Very Bad Things: Peter Berg; Wag The Dog:
David Mamet; Wild At Heart: David Lynch, based on the book by Barry Gifford.
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C O N T E N T S
1: PART S O F T HE B O D Y
1. A ARS E / AS S -CULO 1
1. B ARS E HO LE , AS S HO LE -ANO 2
1. C C O C K -POLLA, VERGA 3
1. D B ALLS -HUEVOS, PELOTAS, COJONES 5
1. E C UN T -CONO, CHOCHO 5
1. F C LIT -CLITORIS 7
1. G PUB E S -VELLO PUBICO 7
1. H PRIVAT E PART S -PARTES PUDENDAS 8
1. I T IT S -TETAS 8
E XE RC IS E 10
2: B O D Y FUN C T IO N S
1. A PISS -MEAR, MEADA 12
2. B S HIT , S HIT E -CAGAR, MIERDA 13
2. C FART -PEDO 14
2. D T HE S HIT S -LA CAGALERA 15
2. E S HIT -HO US E , S HIT E -HO US E -RETRETE,
CAGADERO 15
2. F B UMF -PAPEL HIGIENICO 16
2. G P UKE -VOMITAR, VOMITONA 17
2. H GO B -ESCUPIR, ESCUPITAJO 18
2. I S N O T -MOCOS 18
2. J C O ME , C UM -LECHE, SEMEN 19
2. K T HE RAG -LA REGLA, EL PERIODO,
COMPRESA 20
E XE R C IS E 21
3: S E XUAL D E S IRE
3. A T HE HO T S -DESEO 24
3. B HO R N Y -CALIENTE, CACHONDO 24
3. C C HAT UP -LIGAR, ENRROLLARSE CON 25
3. D FO O L A R O UN D -TENER ENREDOS 26
3. E S T UD -SEMENTAL 28
3. F HA R D -O N -ERECCI6N 28
3. G B AB E -BOMBON, NINFA 29
3. H A PIE C E O F AS S -UN POLVO 30
3. I C O C KT E AS E R -CALIENTAPOLLAS 32
3. J WE T D R E AM -SUENO HUMEDO 32
E XE RC IS E 34
4: S E XUAL AC T IVIT Y
4. A GRO PE -MAGREAR 36
4. B FUC K -JODER, FOLLAR . . . 37
4. C N O O KY , N O O KIE -POLVOS 39
4. D GA N GB A N G -VIOLACION COLECTIVA,
SEXO TRIBAL 40
4. E GO D O WN O N S O ME O N E -CHUPAR, MAMAR 41
4. F R UB B E R -CONDON, GOMA, GLOBO 43
4. G JE R K O FF -HACERSE UNA PAJA, PELARSELA . 43
4. H C HE RRY -VIRGINIDAD 45
4. I B UGGE R -SODOMIZAR, SODOMITA 45
E XE RC IS E 47
5: S E XUAL T AS T E S
5. A HO MO -MARICA, MARICON 50
5. B D Y KE , D IKE -MARIMACHO 52
5. C C O T T AGE -LAVABO PUBLICO PARA CITAS
HOMOSEXUALES 53
5. D AMB IS E XT RO US -BISEXUAL 53
5. E D RAG QUE E N -TRAVESTI 54
5. F KIN KY -PERVERTIDO 55
5. G PRO -PUTA 56
5. H T R IC K -PUTERO, PUTANERO 57
5. I WHO RE HO US E -BURDEL, CASA DE PUTAS . . 57
5. J PIMP -CHULO 58
6: UN P LE A S A N T PE O PLE ,
T HIN GS , PLAC E S , E T C .
6. A B AS T ARD -CABR6N, HIJO PUTA 61
6. B A R S E LIC KE R -LAMECULOS 64
6. C B IT C H -ZORRA, LAGARTA 65
6. D B UMME R -CONAZO, LATAZO 66
6. E C LAP -GONORREA 67
6. F C RUD -PORQUERIA 68
6. G C RUD D Y -ASQUEROSO 69
6. H ARS E HO LE O F T HE E ART H, E T C
-EL CULO DEL MUNDO 70
6. I IT S UC KS -ES UNA MIERDA 71
E XE RC IS E 6.1 72
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7: I N C O M P E T E N C E , I N F E R I O R
Q U A L I T Y
10: I D I O M A T I C U S A G E S
7. A F U C K U P -CAGAR, CAGADA, CAPULLO . . . . 74
7. B F U C K A BO U T (A R O U N D ) -PERDER EL
T1EMPO, JODER 74
7. C S N A F U -METEDURA DE PATA, CAGADA . . . . 76
7. D HA L F -A R S E D , HA L F -A S S E D -MUY POCO
BRILLANTE 77
7. E S HI T T Y -DE MIERDA 77
7. F BU L L S HI T -SANDECES, GILIPOLLECES . . . . 78
E XE R C I S E 81
8: E M P HA S I S
10. A E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "F U C K" 105
10. B E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "S HI T " 107
10. c E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "A S S ", "A R S E " . . . . 109
10. D E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "BA L L S " "BA L L O C KS " 110
10. E E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "HE L L " 1ll
10. F E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "BI T C H" 1ll
10. G E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H " BU G G E R " 112
10. H E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "P IS S " 112
10. I E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "T IT S " 113
10. J E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H " F I N G E R " 113
10. K E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "F A R T " 113
10. L E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "P U S S Y " 114
10. M E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "U P " 114
8. A F U C K - A LA MIERDA! 83 10. N E XP R E S S I O N S W I T H "G ET" 114
8. B F U C KI N G -DE MIERDA, PVNETERO 84 E XE R C I S E 115
8. C F U C KI N G W E L L - CONO!CARAJO! 85
8. D A HE L L O F A -SENSACIONAL, DE PADRE KEY To ExERCISES
117
Y SENOR MIO 86 INDEXOFTERMS 125
8. E A S HE L L -SUMAMENTE 86
8. F F O R F U C K' S S A KE - PUTA MADRE!
CARAJO! 87
8. G T HE F U C K -CONO, CARAJO 88
8. H T HE S HI T O U T O F ... -SEVERAMENTE 88
E XE R C I S E 90
9: R A C I A L I N S U L T S
9. A W HI T E Y - EL H OMBREB L AN CO! 92
9. B BR I T -BRITANICO 92
9. C M I C K -IRLANDES 93
9. D Y A N K, Y A N KE E -YANQ UI, GIRI 94
9. E F R O G -F RANCH UTE, GABACH O 94
9. F KR A U T -ALEMAN 95
9. G KI KE -JUDIO 96
9. H P O L A C K -POLACO 97
9. I R U S S KI E -RUSO 97
9. J R A G HE A D -ARABE 97
9. K W O P -ITAL1ANO 98
9. L D A G O -ESPANOL, SUDACA 99
9. M G O O K -ASlATICO, CH INO, AMARILO 99
9. N N I G G E R -NEGRO 100
9. O A U S S I E -AUSTRALIANO 102
E XE R C I S E 103
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I N T R O D U C T I O N
T he aim of this book is to teach what is still commonly known as 'bad language' .
D epending on the degree to which it is tolerated, it is also described as strong, foul,
picturesque, earthy, rough, salty, colourful, naughty, profane, adult, taboo, vulgar, dirty,
filthy, low, obscene, and much else besides. Whatever the adjective, the language in
question consists of a relatively small group of words and expressions that are never
taught in school, not even in language schools to adult students of English. I n that sense,
it constitutes a kind of forbidden language or counter-language within the main body of
English. Why this l anguage is not taught in the usual way is simple to explain: it
embarrasses, upsets, insults or otherwise offends a great many people. O f course, every
native speaker of English who is more than five years old knows the main swearwords of
the language. But most people, most of the time, still prefer not to use them. For this
reason alone, second-language learners of English are probably well advised not to use
them either, or at least not until they have become sensitive to the effects they are likely
to produce.
I f that is so, why study a book like this at all? I n a word: to understand. I n the past thirty
years, language and cultural values have changed considerably. I t is little short of
astonishing, given the liberality of language in present-day films, that the first recorded
use of the word ' fuck' in a major commercial movie occurred only in 1970, in R obert
Altman' s M*A*S*H. Since then, especially in the last decade, Hollywood has discovered
that bad language is good box office. O n television, too, in Britain and also in the U nited
States outside the expletive-free national networks, swearing is now commonplace and
uncontroversial. T he same is true of the printed word. N ot only in books but in national
newspapers and magazines, words now frequently appear which only a generation or
two ago would have earned their authors a mouthful of soap. Everywhere, the electronic
bleeps and the blanks and asterisks which formerly protected the innocent have been put
on the shelf. Some speculate that within ten or fifteen years, the dreaded f-word itself
will be wholly acceptable, even for children.
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It would not be the first time some illicit term were to gain respectability. The expression
'it sucks' , used to refer to things of inferior quality, originally had direct connotations
of oral sex. The noun ' snafu' , meaning a bungled or confused situation, began as
military slang, an acronym for 'situation normal, all fucked up' . The word ' gay' , now
the usual term for a homosexual, was originally American tramps' slang for the homo-
sexual companion of an older vagrant. Many such words have migrated, at least partly,
towards standard English in recent years. As films, television, books, magazines and
the Internet propagate the once-censored vocabulary, the trend is likely to conti nue. In
the meantime, however, students of English as a foreign language now more than ever
need some kind of guide to this blossoming branch of the language.
The present book, designed for students who have already attained a good level of
general English, may be used as both a reference guide and an instruction manual.
Each chapter deals with a particular aspect of taboo language. Chapter 1, for example,
lists basic slang words, all considered vulgar, for intimate parts of the body: arse,
arsehole, cock, balls, cunt, clit, tits, etc. A separate section within each chapter is
devoted to each of these basic terms, with numerous examples of usage drawn from a
wide range of contemporary sources, principally films and novels, but also plays,
diaries, letters, newspapers, magazines, and so on. Each section also lists synonyms
for these basic words or other terms related to them, again wi th numerous examples.
Thus, in Chapter 1, section l.c deals with 'cock', giving seventeen common synonyms.
When words or expressions are used mainly or exclusively in a particular part of the
English-speaking world, then this is indicated in brackets, as follows:
dong (US) • I was wholly incapable of keeping my paws from my dong once
it started to climb up my belly. (Philip Roth)
When there is no such annotation, the word is used or understood by English-speakers
everywhere. Where examples are drawn from printed sources, the name of the author
or journal is shown in brackets after the quotation. If, as is frequently the case, the
source is a film, then the title of the film is shown italicised and in brackets after the
quotation, thus:
dick • I would suck your dad's big fat dick, and then I would fuck him till
his eyes rolled back in his head! (American Beauty)
An answer key to the exercises is provided at the end of the book, along with an index
to all the words and expressions listed and exemplified in the text.
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Finally, it is worth repeating the warning given above. Most of the words and phrases
presented in this book are offensive to someone. A small number of inoffensive and
euphemistic terms have crept into the text when their presence seemed justified by
considerations of completeness, and such terms are signalled when they occur. But the
vast majority are offensive (particularly the racist terms dealt with in Chapter 9). If, as
the examples prove, you can scarcely hope to understand much of modern culture without
a basic knowledge of 'bad language' , you still ought not to use it in front of children,
mothers, maiden aunts, clergymen, policemen, judges, or other sensitive souls. Not
even when they are using it in front of you.
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1. PARTS OF THE B OD Y
1. a arse / ass -culo
An Old English word, arse is mainly British while ass is mainly American. Similarly with derivative
words: arsehole, arselicker, etc. are British, while asshole, ass-kisser, etc. are American. Exceptions
do occur, however. For example, at the start of the Gulf War in 1991, no less an American than George
Bush, then President, declared: 'Saddam is going to get his arse kicked'.
• What she reminds me of is those girls you
see prancing up and down the King's Road in
faded jeans with tight little arses and bobbing
tits. (E.A. Whitehead)
• The slut got up and started to play pinball,
wiggling her ass to help the balls move around.
(Charles B ukowski)
» He suffered —did he suffer!— from constipa-
tion... my father reading the evening paper with
a suppository up his ass. (Philip Roth)
• The truth is that I've had a long-standing
problem with heroin addiction. I've been
known to sniff it, smoke it, swallow it, stick it
up my arse and inject it into my veins.
(Trainspotting')
• Her ass was still shapely as were her legs
and she had a seductive wiggle when she
walked. (Charles B ukowski)
• Me recuerda a una de esas chicas que se ven
por King's Road en vaqueros desgastados me-
neando sus culitos prietos y tetas balan-
ceantes.
• La putilla se levanto y se puso a jugar al
pinball, meneando el culo para acompanar
elmovimiento de las bolas.
• Sufria — Vaya si sufria! — de estreftimien-
to... mi padre leyendo el periodico vespertino
con un supositorio en el culo.
• La verdad es que he tenido un problema des-
de hace mucho con la heroina. He tenido
ocasion de esnifarla, tragarla, metermela por
el culo e inyectaimela por las venas.
• Su culo todavia mantenia una buena Imea,
igual que sus piernas, y cuando andaba tenia
un contoneo de lo mas seductor.
S Y N ON Y MS :
backside • They sat around on
their backsides day after day,
drinking tea and doing nothing,
except complaining, of course.
(N orman Keaton) • I've got
frost-bite. The ten fingers of my
hands, the ten toes of my feet,
and the two cheeks of my back-
side. If I stay out there one
minute longer, I'll have a frost-
bitten cock. (John McGrath)
beam Especially used to refer
to the width of the hips and but-
tocks. • S he's a nice-looking
woman. A bit broad across the
beam, it's true, but a nice looker
just the same. (James Laffan)
behind Euphemistic. • What do
you mean 'sexual harassment'?
It was just a friendly little pat
on the behind. (D avid Mairs)
• These rich cunts. . . whenever
they want to lower their soft
behinds, there's always a chair
s tandi ng ready for them.
(Henry Miller)
bottom Euphemistic. • — Y ou
know, you've got a lovely bottom.
— Oh, you've noticed? — Only
it takes up half the mattress. (E.A.
Whitehead)
bum (UK) • .—'Where shall I
sit'? — 'Sit on your bum, mate.
That's what I would do'. (Tom
Marcus) • Have no fear, I am not
dead: I've bumped my bum and
I've hurt my head. How's that?
(John McGrath) • Give me time.
Give me time. Y ou bastards
won't give me time to scratch
me bum. (John McGrath)
buns (US ) From the hemi-
spherical shape of the buttocks.
• OK, guys, hustle your buns —
we've got a lot of work to do.
(Christopher Corsitto) • I was
given a cat-o'-ni ne-tai l s and
asked if I wanted to participate.
A man's buttocks were bared be-
fore me —a young man, young
and handsome, with firm buns
— and I began to flog him.
(Erica Jong)
butt (US) From buttocks. • She
slipped on the ice and fell hard
on her butt. (D aniel Ogg) • Can
any of us honestly say we have
not wondered what our ancestors
wiped their butts with in the ab-
sence of toilet paper? (Salon)
• Can your marriage survive
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when you can't stand the sight
of his ever-widening butt laying
on the couch? (Salon) • Women
are cursed with big butt phobia.
(Salon)
can (US) • It was a bad case of
haemorrhoids. He could hardly
sit down, his can was hurting
him so much. (James Laffan)
• Monica Lewinsky seduced the
most powerful man in the world
with a flash of her thong-clad
can. Why is this unmentionable
garment so sexy? (Salon)
cheeks Used especially to refer
to the two halves of the buttocks.
• She started cleaning at the sink.
As she bent over ... I saw two
cheeks. Two cheeks. Mama mia!
An ass from out of this world.
With tiny white panties, riding
up a little so you could see one
whole cheek. The other was
partly covered. (Night on Earth)
fanny (US) Relatively inoffen-
sive in the US, but taboo in the
UK, where it has a different
meaning. See l.e below. • I hate
using an outside john. In sum-
mer the flies are swarming all
over you, in winter you freeze
your fanny off. (Gregory Jonson)
• Was it nature or nurture that
sent me, from an early age,
into f its at the sight of the
word 'toilet', or had me roll-
ing on the floor at the thought
that a girl coul d be named
'Fanny'? Half of my relatives
do not think bathroom humor
is funny. (Salon)
keister (US) • So much confi-
dential information was being
leaked to the press that President
Ronald Reagan finally lost pa-
tience. 'I've had it up to my
keister with these leaks,' he de-
clared. (Newsweek)
khyber, Khyber Pass (UK)
Rhyming slang of pass and ass
or arse. • He needs a good kick
up the khyber is what he needs.
(Alan Beretta)
rear Euphemistic. • And if the
kiddies misbehave, don' t be
afraid to give them a slap on the
rear. (Daily Mirror)
tail (US) Often used in figura-
tive phrases like work one's tail
of f , run one's tail of f . • Don't
you understand? If you don't do
it, they're going to toss you out
on your tail. (Lew Cole) • This
is the first time you've had your
tail out of that kitchen since we
got here. (William Faulkner) • I
walked out, the old car started
and soon I was back in bed with
Betty. I pushed up against her
warm tail and was asleep in 45
seconds. (Charles Bukowski)
1. b arsehole, asshole -ano
• What's wrong with assholes, baby? You've
got an asshole, I've got an asshole... The world
is full of billions of assholes, the President
has an asshole, the carwash boy has an
asshole, the judge and the murderer have
assholes. (Charles Bukowski)
• There were thousands upon thousands of
people who bought bad chemicals and ate
them or sniffed them or injected them into their
veins... Sometimes they even stuffed bad
chemicals up their assholes. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
* Around the toilet seat was a band of paper...
This loop of paper guaranteed Dwayne that
he need have no fear that corkscrew-shaped
little animals would crawl up his asshole and
eat up his wiring. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
* I wouldn't go near that pool if you paid me
— it is a breeding ground for polio and spinal
meningitis, not to mention diseases of the skin,
the scalp, and the asshole. (Philip Roth)
• Que tienen de malo los anos, nena? Tu tie-
nes un ano, yo tengo un ano!... El mundo esta
repleto de millones de anos. El presidente tie-
ne un ano, el lavacoches tiene un ano, el juez
y el asesino tienen anos.
• Habia miles y miles de personas que com-
praban sustancias quimicas nocivas y se las
comian o las esnifaban o se las inyectaban en
las venas... A veces, incluso se metian las
sustancias quimicas nocivas por el agujero
del culo.
• Alrededor del retrete habia una banda de pa-
pel... Aquella banda de papel le garantizaba a
Dwayne que no tenia por que temer que ningiun
bichito con forma de sacacorchos fuera a
metersele por el culo y a comerle sus cables.
• Yo no me acercaria a esa piscina ni aunque
me pagaran; es un caldo de cultivo de la polio
y la meningitis espinal, por no hablar de las
enfermedades de la piel, el cuero cabelludo y
el ano.
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S Y N O N Y M S :
Bend over and show me t hat
r ound br own. I got t a see if
round brown • Turn around and you' re hiding a machine gun in
bend over and spread your cheeks, there. (Joseph Wambaugh) •••
1. c cock -polla, verga
* M y husband had this big cock and that's all
he had. He had no personality. Just a big cock,
and he thought that was all he needed. (Char-
les Bukowski)
* S he had my cock in her hand, playing with
it, rubbing it. (Henry M iller)
* S he came out with her drink, sat on my lap,
kissed me, putting her tongue into my mouth.
M y cock leaped up against her firm bottom.
I grabbed a handful. S queezed. (Charles
Bukowski)
• M i marido tenia una polla enorme, pero era
lo unico que tenia. N o tenia personalidad. Solo
una enorme polla y pensaba que era lo unico
que habia que tener.
• Tenia mi polla en su mano, jugando con ella,
frotandola.
• Salio con su copa y se sento en mi regazo,
me beso, metiendome la lengua en la boca.
M i polla se puso como una roca al contacto
de su firme trasero. S e lo agarre". Aprete".
S Y N O N Y M S :
All the following terms are taboo. In context, however, some may seem more comical than others.
Some — e.g. peter, Johnson and willy — would be more likely to be used by, and with, children.
chopper • M en who drive cars
like that subconsciously believe
they' ve found an extension of
their chopper — sleek, power-
ful, irresistible. (Gabriella T.
O ldfield)
• I know what it ' s like when
you're young. The pressure to be
a big strong man. I went through
all that. M y father thought the
ultimate in masculinity was to
stick your chopper into anything
that wore a skirt. (Peter N ichols)
dick • Hey, listen, I want some-
body good — and I mean very
good — to plant that gun. I don't
want my brother coming out of
that toilet with just his dick in
his hands. (The Godfather)
• 'Like a Virgin' is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a meta-
phor for big dicks. (Reservoir
Dogs) • I do not take short men
seriously. If they're my height,
maybe. But I look at a short man
and I think Big Ego, S mall Dick.
Is that so terrible? (Court ney
Weaver) • I would suck your
dad' s big fat dick, and then I
would fuck him till his eyes
rolled back in his head! (Ameri-
can Beauty)
dipstick From the dipstick of a
car. • He accepted her invitation
with high, alas soon-to-be-dis-
appointed, hopes of soon getting
his dipstick wet. (Alan Beretta)
dong (US ) • I was wholly inca-
pable of keeping my paws from
my dong once it started to climb
up my belly. (Philip Roth)
• — What do you call it in the
S outh? — S ometimes we call it
a pecker. In parts of the upper
S outh they call it a dong or a
tool. O r a peter. — I've heard
N athan call it his dork. Also, his
putz. (William S tyron)
dork (US ) Perhaps a variant
of dirk, a dagger. • He had the
gr eat b u l g i n g mus cles of a
body-builder but this strangely
c ont r a di c t or y modes t li t t le
dork. (Gabriella T. O ldfield)
.• What strength she has stored
in that slender frame — the
glor i ous acr obat i cs she can
perform while dangli ng from
the end of my dork! (Philip
Roth)
John Thomas Arbitrary use of
a male name. • 'John Thomas!
John Thomas!' she said and she
quickly kissed the soft penis,
that was beginning to stir again.
(D.H. Lawrence) • If you get any
trouble with them, funny busi-
ness in the ablutions, admiring
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your John Thomas, any of that,
have a word with me. (Peter
Nichols) • Poor old John Thomas
is as limp and as moribund as a
flayed worm. (William Styron)
Johnson Arbitrary use of the
surname Johnson. • Tomorrow
vee come back and cut off your
chonson... Ja, your viggly penis,
Lebowski. (The Big Lebowski)
• Vagi na. The word i t sel f
makes some men uncomfort-
able. They don' t like hearing
it and find it difficult to say.
Whereas wi t hout bat t i ng an
eye a man wi l l refer to his
' di ck' or his ' r od' or his
'Johnson'. (The Big Lebowski)
joint (US) • One of t hose
mot her f ucker s grabbed me
when I was Bobby's age. At the
movies... we're all wondering
what this old guy is doing at
the cartoons, and he sits down
at the end of the row, and half-
way through he reaches over
and grabs my j oi nt . Reaches
over another guy and grabs me
by the joint. (David Mamet)
• Hey, Joe. You been kissing
Anastasia, you better go swal-
low a drugstore and I ain't kid-
ding. She's copped every joint
in Al buquerque. (James Leo
Herlihy)
pecker (US) • When he was
asleep, I couldn't restrain my-
self any longer. I car ef ul l y
peeled back the sheet to peek
at his pecker. (Gabri el l a T.
Oldfield)
• All she done was... when she
seen he had a t eensy l i t t l e
pecker, she gave a gi ggl e.
That's all. She didn' t know no
better. (Unforgiven) • You
stake a guy out on an anthill
in the desert, see? He's facing
upward, and you put honey all
over his balls and pecker, and
you cut off his eyelids so he
has to stare at the sun till he
dies. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
peter From the male forename
and the association with pee,
urine. • This guy goes to the
doctor. He says, 'Doc, I've got
this terrible pain in my peter'.
(Tom Marcus) • Do you suck
dicks? Are you a peter-puffer?
(Full Metal Jacket) • No lip-
stick on the glass? Baby, do
you think you have any lipstick
left on your mouth after three
or four of those flossy fatcats
from Brent wood wi t h t hose
limp little peters make you
suck your eyes cr ossed?
(Joseph Wambaugh)
prick • You need something
to make that beautiful ass of
yours gyrate with joy, a big
stiff prick rammed into t hat
cunt you' ve got locked up...
(William Styron) • The ad in
Rolling Stone is certainly eye-
catching — the words ' Why
Women Love a Small Prick' ,
appearing opposite a bedroom-
eyed model in lingerie. But
read the fine pri nt — it' s a
pitch for a home HIV test, and
the prick in quest i on is the
kind made on a finger to get
the blood sample. (Salon)
putz (US) Yiddish, from Mid-
dle High German putz, orna-
ments. Properly, the foreskin
of a penis after it has been re-
moved, but generally applied
to the penis as a whole. • This
sex maniac! He simply cannot
— will not — control the fires
in his putz, the fevers in his
brain... (Philip Roth)
schlong, shlong (US) Yiddish.
• Schlong: the word somehow
catches exactly the brutishness,
the meatishness, that I admire
so, the sheer mindless, weighty,
and unselfconscious dangle of
that living piece of hose through
which he passes streams of wa-
ter as thick and strong as rope.
(Philip Roth) • 'I see you' re
checki ng out my shl ong, '
Wayne says. 'Yep.' 'And...?'
'Frankly, I'm underwhelmed.'
(Erica Jong)
tool • He allowed me to have the
prick between the but t ocks,
which, as I fucked, he agitated
in a most alarming way. At this
point I put my hand under him
and took his medium-to-large
tool in my hand. (Joe Orton)
wang (US) He was lying on
hi s back. Hi s ankl es were
crossed. His hands were folded
behi nd hi s head. Hi s great
wang lay across his thigh like
a salami. It slumbered now.
(Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
whang, whanger (US) • His
right eye was closed, the left
eye nearly so. He was unaware
of her f ondl i ng his f l acci d
whanger. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• — Absence makes the cock
grow harder. — Stop it with
your fortune cookie philosophy!
I got a limber whang. I don't get
straight I might as well become
a priest! (Joseph Wambaugh)
• 'Oh, honey!' cried the whore.
'You got balls like an elephant
and a whang like an ox!'
(Joseph Wambaugh)
willy (UK) Some drunkard was
caterwauling in the street. 'Will
you still love me when I'm old
and grey and the tip of my willy
turns blue?' (James Laffan)
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1. d balls -huevos, pelotas, cojones
• Then I felt something jamming its way into
My -crotch. It moved way up there, I looked
round and there was a German Shepherd, full-
grownt, with his nose half-way up my ass. With
one snap of his jaws he could rip off my balls.
(Charles Bukowski)
. 'For an ugly old son of a bitch, you've got a
lot of balls,' She said. (Charles Bukowski)
. Tammie had her head in Bobby's lap and she
had her hand on his balls and then she moved
it up and grabbed his cock and held his cock,
and alt the time her eyes looked directly at
me. (Charles Bokowski)
. Entonces senti algo que me hurgaba en la
entrepierna, iba subiendo hacia arriba. Me
volvi y vi un pastor aleman, Wen crecido,
con su hocico debajo de mi culo. Con un
movimiento de mandibulas me podia arran-
car las pelotas.
* —Para ser un feo hijo de puta tienes mu-
chos cojones —-dijo ella.
* Tammie tenia su cabeza en el regazo de
Bobby y tenia la mano puesta en sus huevos,
luego la subi6 y agarro su polla, sosteniendo-
la, y en todo momento sus ojos me miraban
directamente.
SY N O N Y MS:
ballocks From O ld English
bealluc, testicle. • He's not par-
ticularly sophisticated. Seems to
spend a lot of time publicly
scratching his ballocks. (James
Laffan) • It was in the 18th cen-
tury that some of our rude words
first became so. 'Ballocks', for in-
stance, was, from the llth cen-
tury, simply the usual term for
'testicles' (the reassuringly Lati-
nate term that is now acceptable),
but somehow, by 1800, became
improper. (Guardian)
cobblers (UK) Rhyming slang of
cobbler's awls and balls. • Give
him a swift kick in the cobblers,
then run like hell. (Alan Beretta)
goolies Apparently derived from
Hindustani gol, a ball. • They'll
do what we want because they
don't have any choice. We have
them by the goolies and they know
it. (David Bellis)
knackers (UK) • The absurdity
of it all struck me like a fist in the
knackers. (Philip Larkin) • I may
regret him for a while tonight. His
knackers were superb. (Graham
Greene)
marbles • Y ou touch my stuff,
you get a boot in your marbles.
(Peter N ichols)
nuts • Lyndon Johnson was cyni-
cal about schemes to win the
hearts and minds of the Vietnam-
ese. His philosophy was: Grab
them by the nuts, their hearts and
minds will follow. (N ewsweek)
• N igel St Claire didn' t know
bowling balls from elephant's
nut s, for chrissake! (Joseph
Wambaugh)
stones O riginally in standard use,
but now slang. • As my old un-
armed combat instructor used to
say: a boot in the stones is worth
two in the teeth any day of the
week. (William Bennet)
* And what about the Irish girl? She was in
and out of her chalet every half hoar with a
different bloke. She must have a cunt like
Heathrow Airport. (E.A. Whitehead)
* O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of
yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft,
bulging thighs? There is a bone in my prick
six inches long, I will ream out every wrinkle
in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. (Henry
* Y que me dices de la chica iriandesa? Entra-
ba y salia de su chalet cada media hora con
un tipo diferente, Debia de tener un cono como
el aeropuerto de Heathrow.
• Oh, Tania! Donde estara ahora aquel cali-
do cono tuyo, aquellas gruesas y pesadas li-
gas, aquellos muslos suaves y turgentes?
Tengo un hueso en la picha de quince centi-
metros, Voy a alisarte todas las arrugas del
cono. Tania inundandote de esperma.
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• Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over
the fantastic idea that when you are looking
at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is
guaranteed to have on her — a cunt! They all
have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts
— for fucking! (Philip Roth)
• I placed her hand on my cock and then pulled
up her nightie. I began to play with her cunt.
The clit came out and I touched it gently again
and again. Finally, I mounted. My cock entered
halfway. It was very tight. (Charles Bukowski)
• Sorprendente! jAsombroso! Todavia no pue-
des admitir la fantastica idea de que, cuandd
estas mirando a una chica, estas mirando a al-
guien que, sin la menor duda, posee... un cono!
jTodas tienen cono! jDebajo mismo de sus
vestidos! Conos... jpara joder!
• Puse su mano en mi verga y luego le sub! el
camison. Empece a jugar con su cono. Se eri-
gid el clitoris y lo acaricie con ternura, una y
otra vez. Finalmente, la monte. Mi verga en-
tr6 hasta la mitad. Su cono era muy estrecho.
SY N O N Y MS:
beaver • The expression was
first used by news photogra-
phers, who often got to see up
women's skirts at accidents and
sporting events and from under-
neath fire escapes and so on.
They needed a code word to yell
to other newsmen and friendly
policemen and firemen and so
on, to let them know what could
be seen, in case they wanted to
see it. The word was this: 'Bea-
ver!' (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.) • She
might have been fifteen, but
when you get that little red bea-
ver right up there in front of
you... no man alive could resist
that. (One Flew Over the Cuck-
oo's Nest)
box • She was wearing toreador
pants so tight you could almost
see the crack of her box. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • The chief looked
at Mrs Billings spread-eagled on
the bed... 'Damn, she's got a
hairy box!' Chief Lynch whis-
tled. (Joseph Wambaugh)
fanny (UK) N ot the same mean-
ing as in the US. See l.a above.
• She had her dress hiked up and
she wasn't wearing any knick-
ers. I could see her fanny as
clear as daylight. (Alan Beretta)
minge • How d'you fancy a
touch of Black Velvet? O ld
Sylvia now? She's a good sort.
Clever too. They reckon she can
smoke a cheroot in her minge.
(Peter N ichols)
pootie Corruption of pussy.
• She's quite cute, you know.
Y oung supple breasts, a tight
firm ass, and an uncharted
pootie. (Cruel Intentions)
pussy (US) Possibly from O ld
N orse puss, meaning a pocket or
pouch. • What are you talking
about? Y ou walk out with those
fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and
degenerates out on the streets
and you sell your little pussy for
nothing. For some low-life pimp
who stands in the hall? And I'm
square? Y ou're the one that's
square. (Taxi Driver)
slit • O h, thou evil-smelling Slit
/ But half an inch removed from
shit! / How can men wallow in
thy piss / And call it everlasting
bliss? (Robert Burns) • His cock
was out, large, purple, ugly...
Martin heard the boys' voices
saying, 'Look! Look! He's got
that big thing and he's trying to
stick that big thing into her slit!'
(Charles Bukowski)
snatch • Sharon Stone crossed
her legs and flashed some snatch
— about one tenth of a second's
worth — and was instantly
world-famous. (Frank McCabe)
• What word to use? 'Pussy' was
on the tip of my tongue. But per-
haps he found that offensive.
Cunt? N o, that was worse.
Snatch? Beaver? Hole? N o, no,
and no. Plain old vagina? N o, he
wasn't my gynecologist. I
sighed. (Courtney Weaver)
twat • He would sit in the dark
for hours on end remembering
her pendulous tits, her steaming
twat. Men are more sentimental
than women. (John O gilby) • A
man! That was what she craved.
A man with something between
his legs that could tickle her,
that could make her writhe in ec-
stasy, make her grab that bushy
twat of hers with both hands and
rub it j oyfully, boastfully,
proudly, with a sense of connec-
tion, a sense of life. (Henry
Miller)
• His blue eyes crossed and
bulged from the meticulous
maddening scrutiny of the
golden twat of his beloved.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
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1. f clit -clitoris
• Now, look, I want to show you something
— the clit. It's where the feeling is. The clit
hides, you see, it comes out when it's excited
enough. It's pink and very sensitive. You only
have to touch it with the tip of your tongue.
(Charles Bukowski)
• I rubbed a finger along her cunt. Soon it got
wet and began to open. I put my finger inside.
Then I pulled it out and rubbed the clit. (Char-
les Bukowski)
• I blossomed and Elmore sulked. Less and
less was his tongue felt on my clit or his cock
on my buttocks. (Erica Jong)
• Atento, quiero ensenarte algo — el clitoris.
Es el punto sensible. El clitoris se esconde,
ves?, y sale cuando hay suficiente excitacion.
Es rosado y muy sensible. Solo has de rozarlo
con la punta de la lengua.
• Pase un dedo por su cono, pronto se hume-
deci6 y empezo a abrirse. Meti el dedo den-
tro, luego lo saque y frote el clitoris.
• Madure y Elmore se puso de mal humor. Cada
vez con menor frecuencia era sentia su lengua
en mi clitoris o su polla sobre mis nalgas.
SYNO NYMS:
fun pimple When I take the tip
of my tongue and wiggle it against
my Mary Louise's little fun pim-
ple, she rises two feet off the bed.
(Reservoir Dogs)
1. g pubes -vello pubico
Not an obscene or even a slang term, pubes has nevertheless acquired taboo connotations, by association
with contexts like those which follow:
• Nick went down and spread Linda's legs. Her
pubes were long and twisted and tangled.
(John O gilby)
• Her pubes were the same colour as the hair
on her head: red, like fire. (Charles Bukowski)
• I wanted for her to put my cock in her cunt,
but she just kept rubbing. Her pubes began to
irritate my cock. I pulled away. (James Laffan)
• Nick se inclino y abrio las piernas de Lin-
da. Los pelos de su cono eran largos, riza-
dos y enredados.
• Su vello pubico era del mismo color que el
de su cabeza: rojo, como el fuego.
• Espere que la metiera dentro, pero ella si-
gui6 frotando. Su vello empez6 a irritarme la
polla. Abandon6.
SYNO NYMS:
bush • It was a bush shot. You
could see the pubic hair but not
the sex parts. (John Irving) • Im-
plants, calogen, plastics, capped
teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair
extended, the nose fixed, the bush
shaved — these are not real wo-
men, alright? (Beautiful Girls)
muff From the alleged resem-
blance between the pubic hair and
a fur muff. • Then he tells me he
buried his head in her muff.
(Henry Miller)
snatch-hair • Know what I did
when I was fifteen? Sent a lock
of my snatch-hair off in an en-
velope t o Ma r l on Br a n do.
Prick di dn ' t even ha ve t he
courtesy to acknowledge re-
ceipt. (Philip Roth)
thatch • Arabs don't like women
with too much thatch, in fact
they tend to like them clean-
shaven. (W.C. Doughty) • He
found that Foxy Farrell made
him itch all over — to throw her
down and bury his face in the
burnished thatch of pubic hair
which had been shaved to the
shape of a hea rt. ( Joseph
Wambaugh)
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1. h private parts -partes pudendas
. 'Look,' I said, once we were out of the store,
'a little shopping advice; when you go off to
do something so very simple as exchanging
money for goods, it isn't necessary to flash
your snatch at everyone this side of the
horizon. Okay?' 'Flash what? Who flashed
anything?' 'You, Mary Jane! Your supposedly
private parts!' (Philip Roth)
• —Mira —dije, una vez que salimos de la
tienda—, permiteme un consejo: cuando va-
yas a hacer algo tan sencillo como cambiar
dinero por una mercancia, no es necesario que
le ensenes el cono a todo el mundo. De acuer-
do? — Ensenar que? Quien ha ensenado
nada? —jTu, Mary Jane! Tus supuestas par-
tes intimas!
S YN ON YMS :
privates • The most playful
variation is Barbara Aselmeier's.
Her screen boasts a dozen iden-
tical snapshots of a bearded,
burly man. In each instance, he
is naked but for a computer icon,
a space-age fig leaf, covering his
privates. (N ew York Times)
• The dancer wiped the black
man's glasses on what the Vice
S quad would have called her
'privates'. (Ed McBain)
parts Lydia was probably kiss-
ing some son of a bitch right
now, or worse, kissing his parts.
(Charles Bukowski)
1. i tits -tetas
• — Do you miss having tits? — To be
completely frank with you, that is the stupidest
question I ever heard. What man in his right
mind would want tits? (David Mamet)
• As we kissed I reached down into her blouse.
I found a tit and cupped my hand on it and
rolled it around. S he wasn't wearing a bra.
(Charles Bukowski)
« He was still sucking Laura's tits, going from
one to the other. Her nipples were erect.
(James Laffan)
• I mean, think about it. I have big tits. Is that
the only reason he was interested in me? It makes
me rethink this entire relationship — did I even
know this guy? (Courtney Weaver)
• S he was a bit fat. Her tits were very large
but they sagged a lot. (John Ogilby)
• S he was all tits and ass. (Lenny Bruce)
• S he was on the bed with only her panties on.
One hand was covering her eyes. Her tits
looked good. (James Laffan)
• — Echas de menos tener tetas? — Para serte
completamente sincero, esa es la pregunta mas
estupida que he oido. Que hombre en su sano
juicio querria tetas?
• Mientras nos besabamos me adentre en su
blusa. Encontre una teta y la abarque con mi
mano acariciandola. N o llevaba sosten.
• Todavia estaba chupando los pechos de
Laura, pasando del uno al otro. Los pezones
estaban duros.
• Piensatelo. Tengo tetas grandes. i,Es esa la
unica raz6n por la que se intereso en mi? Me
hace replantearme toda esta relacidn — lle-
gue a conocer a este tipo?
• Estaba un poco gorda. S us tetas eran muy
grandes, pero le caian flaceidas.
• Era todo tetas y culo.
• Estaba en la cama solo con las bragas pues-
tas. Tenia un brazo tapandose los ojos. S us
tetas tenian buena pinta.
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bazooms (US ) From a comic
mispronunciation of bosom. • It
was another case of Bio-Energetic
Breast Cream for S outh Beach
bazooms. (Elmore Leonard)
boobs • Pulling one of her boobs
out of her bra, she enqui red,
' Anyone l i ke a l i t t l e mor e
milk.' (Philip Thomas) • I' ve
been baby-sitting since I was
ten, I' ve got almost three thou-
sand dollars. I was saving it
for a boob job. But my tits can
wait. (American Beauty) • He
also recognizes how the pres-
sure to prove his masculinity
drove him to objectify girls. 'I
treated my gi rl fri ends real l y
bad,' he says. 'I admit it. I was
l i ke, O h, t her e' s a pai r of
boobs, I'll go stand next to it.
I think I'll go talk to it.' (N ew
Y ork Times)
bristols (UK) Rhyming slang of
Bristol City, a football club, and
titty. • Her f ul l and shapely
bristols bobbled up and down as
she ran. (Alan Beretta)
jugs Perhaps from the associa-
tion with milk jug. • Her buns
and jugs filled her bikini to over-
flowing. (John O gilby)
knockers From the notion of
pendulous breasts knocking to-
gether. • The good news is that
Gloria has a pretty nice set of
knockers, all right. And dyna-
mite legs. And she ain' t got no
balls. The bad news is, she ain' t
had her second operation yet.
S he still has her dick! (Joseph
Wambaugh) • I have a feeling all
modern men are like this. They
spout the lines, but then in the
face of some luscious knockers,
they revert back to little boys
who haven' t gotten enough of
that X-rated feeling. How can I
t r ust any of ' em? ( Cour t ney
Weaver)
melons • If Demi M oore wants
to fill her melons up with sili-
con, it' s ok. with me, but don' t
expect me t o admi r e t hem.
(N ew Y ork Times) • Why baby,
I did it all for you. I t hought
you' d like it sweetheart... Why,
I thought you'd get all excited...
sort of heave and pant and come
r unni ng at me, your mel ons
bobbling. (Edward Albee)
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EXERCISE 1.1
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) twat (b) putz (c) slit (d) pussy (e) box (f) snatch
2. (a) joint (b) tool (c) dick (d) prick (e) beaver (f) pecker
3. (a) nuts (b) ballocks (c) pubes (d) stones (e) cobblers (f) goolies
4. (a) privates (b) jugs (c) melons (d) bristols (e) knockers (f) boobs
5. (a) tail (b) bum (c) beam (d) bush (e) butt (f) rear
EXERCISE 1.2
Here are some less common slang terms for the various parts of the body dealt with in this chapter.
Try to identify the part of the body to which each group of synonyms refers.
1. assets, bangers, bazongas, ba-
zookas, billibongs, bombers,
bouncers, bubbas,
butterballs, cantaloupes,
charlies, gazongas, goombas,
hooters, howitzers,
kalamazoos, lactoids,
nancies, palookas, patooties,
peaches, torpedoes, water-
melons, wobblers, woofers,
zeppelins, zingers
2. cherry picker, yard, knob,
poker, doodle, snake, needle,
pego, machine, dingus, organ,
micky, middle leg, tube, pen-
cil, dingdong, sausage,
plonker, winkle, stalk, rig,
ding-a-ling, prong, tonk, shaft,
candle, joy stick, reamer, tick-
ler, wazoo, wire, yang
3. bearded clam, hair pie, ace of
spades, bull's eye, bunny,
button hole, cleft, cockpit,
cookie, cranny, crease,
cunny, front window,
furburger, honey-pot, key-
hole, Lady Jane, meat
grinder, nest, niche, nook,
oyster catcher, patch, oven,
poor man's blessing, quiff,
quim, quiver, slot, snapper,
steam room, tunnel,
twitcher, vertical smile
4. chooms, bangers, cherries,
clangers, danglers, eggs,
jewels, marbles, onions,
plums, pounders, swingers,
knackers, pills, rocks
5. prat, moon, rass, rear, duff,
jacksy, tochus, bim, slats,
quoit, chuff, zatch, bronze,
tush, acre, heinie
EXERCISE 1.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Empece a frotar mi polla contra su vientre. Me aparto de un empujon. 2. Empece a jugar con su cono. Se erigio
el clitoris y lo acaricie con ternura. 3. Mi marido no tenia personalidad, solo una enorme polla. 4. No te quedes
ahi tocandote las narices, haz algo. 5. Me picaba el ano pero habia demasiada gente y no podia rascarmelo. 6.
Tetas y culo. Lo unico que le importa son las tetas y el culo. 7. Nos metimos debajo de las sabanas y empece a
jugar con sus partes. 8. Con un movimiento de mandlbulas el perro podia arrancarme las pelotas. 9. Me picaba
el escroto. El picor se fue haciendo insoportable. Segui caminando y rascandome los cojones. 10. A veces se
metian las sustancias quimicas nocivas por el agujero del culo. 11. Las chicas no tenian tetas y sus traseros eran
pequenitos. 12. Los pelos de su cono eran largos, rizados y enredados. 13. Se sento en mi regazo y me beso. Mi
polla se puso como una roca en contacto con su firme trasero. 14. Hay que darle una buena patada para que se
ponga en movimiento. 15. Pase un dedo por su cono, pronto se humedecio y se abrio. Meti el dedo dentro. 16.
Se me fue el pie y me cai de culo. 17. Tenia miedo de las enfermedades de la piel, el cuero cabelludo y el ano. 18.
Todavia estaba chupando las tetas de Clare. Los pezones estaban alzados. 19. Tenia su mano puesta en los
huevos de Tom, luego la subio hacia arriba y agarro su polla. 20. Era una cuestion de valor. Me pregunte si
tendria suficientes cojones.
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EXERCISE 1.4
(Gina picks up a Penthouse magazine and tells two of her male friends, Mitch and Tommy, what she
thinks of the image of female beauty the magazine presents.)
I'm speaking to both of you, okay, you're both fucking insane. You wanna know
what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yeah. Let me explain
something to you. OK, look, girls with big tits have big asses, girls with little tits have
little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around, he's a fair guy. He gave the
fatties big, beautiful tits, and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers. If you don't like it, call
him. Hey Mitch. Thank you. Oh guys, look what we have here... (picking up Penthouse
magazine and opening it) Look at this: your favorite. Yeah, that's nice, right? Well, it
doesn't exist, okay? Look at the hair. The hair is long, it's flowing, it's like a river. Well,
it's a fucking weave, okay? And the tits. Please, I could hang my overcoat on them. Tits,
by design, are intended to be suckled by babies. Yeah, they're purely functional. These
are silicone city. And look, my favorite, the shaved pubes. Pubic hair being so unruly and
all. Very vain. This is a mockery, this is a sham, this is bullshit. Implants, calogen, plastics,
capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved —
these are not real women, alright? They're beauty freaks. And they make all us normal
women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, our cellulite, feel somewhat inadequate.
Well, I don't buy it, alright? While you fuckers think that there's a chance in hell that
you' l l end up with one of these women you don' t give us real women any thing
approaching a commitment. It's pathetic. I don't know what you think you' re going to
do. You're going to end up 80 years old, drooling in some nursing home, and then you'll
decide that it's time to settle down, get married, have kids. What are you going to do:
find a cheerleader?
From the screenplay Beautiful Girls by Scott Rosenberg
Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess from
the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. A word which, as an adverb, means 'very, extremely'; and which, as an adjective, has no precise
meaning but is used purely for negative emphasis. 2. Three words which mean female breasts. 3. The
standard American English term for buttocks. 4. A phrasal verb which means to tamper, play, toy or
meddle, to treat in an irresponsible way. 5. Two words for pubic hair. 6. A word which, in this context,
means mendacious nonsense. 7. A derogatory term which can be used of any male.
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2: BODY F U N C T I ON S
l.a piss -mear, meada
Although both a verb and a noun, like its synonyms listed below, piss is frequently used in verbal
constructions like to go for a piss, to take a piss, to have a piss, etc.
« I finished my drink and went into the
bathroom to take a piss. (James Laffan)
» How in hell could a man enjoy being
awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap
out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush
teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a pla-
ce where essentially you made lots of money
for somebody else? (C harles Bukowski)
• I looked out and saw a guy standing on the
porch, pissing. He was pissing against a bush
to the left of the porch. The piss shot upwards
in a solid stream and then fell back downwards
into the bushes. (Charles Bukowski)
• Acabe mi copa y fui al bano a echar una
meada.
• Cdmo cono podia un hombre disfrutar si su
sueno era mterrumpido a las 6:30 de la mana-
na por el estrepito de un despertador, tenia que
saltar fuera de la cama, vestirse, desayunar sin
ganas, cagar, mear, cepillarse los dientes y el
pelo y pelear con el trafico hasta llegar a un
lugar donde uno suele ganar cantidad de di-
nero para otro?
• Mire y vi a un tipo de pie en el porche,
meando. Estaba meando en un arbusto a la
izquierda del porche; la meada se arquea ba
en un solido chorro, hacia arriba, y luego,
hacia los matorrales.
S Y N O N Y MS :
leak U sed mainly in the expres-
sion to take a leak. • S ometimes
somebody would say, ' Excuse
me, I have to take a leak'. T his
was a way of sayi ng t hat the
speaker intended to drain liquid
wastes from his body through a
valve in his lower abdomen.
(Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
pee • I had to take a pee, so I ex-
cused myself and I went to the
bathroom down the hallway.
(Smoke) • 'Hey, hey, what' s the
matter?' Joe asked. Ratso looked
at him quickly and then he looked
away again, and softly, almost in-
audibly, he said, 'I peed.' 'You
what?' 'Peed! Peed! Peed my
pants!' (James Leo Herlihy)
piddle • Every ten minutes or
so he excused himself with the
words, ' I ' m going for a piddle.
Be right back.' I concluded he
had a bad bladde r . (D ani el
Ogg) • Ameri can researchers,
standi ng with stopwatches out-
si de mot or way s e r vi ce s t a-
tions, have f ound that women
take almost t wi ce as long to
piddle as men, or rather twice
as long to emerge from the toi-
lets; one and a half minutes for
a woman, an amazing 44 sec-
onds for a man. S omething has
to be done. (Guardi an)
pish (S cots, I ri sh) T he dog
st opped s uddenly, cocked a
hind leg and pished against the
lamppost. (S eamus Easton)
slash All those hours I 've been
sitting out here waiting for you,
afraid I 'd miss you. C hrist, I 'm
bur s t i ng for a slash. (James
Laffan)
tinkle T hat's another problem
with suede shoes: you're always
in danger of tinkling on them
and then the stain' s there for-
ever, isn' t it? (Alan Beretta)
wee-wee Mainly a children' s
word. • D on' t forget, dear, the
little ones do a wee-wee before
they go to bed. (E.A. Whitehead)
wi ddle • — ' Anybody know
where F rankie is?' — 'Yeah,
he' s jus t stepped out for a
widdle'. (Alan Beretta)
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2. b shit, shite -cagar, mierda
Shit is the more common of the two forms but shite, used mainly in northern England, Scotland and
Ireland, is the more expressive. It is both a verb and a noun. As a verb, shit is irregular: either shit-
shit-shit, or shit-shat-shat. As the examples demonstrate, the word is frequently used in a figurative
sense. Numerous idiomatic uses are examined in more detail in Chapter 10.
• As a schoolboy I could not think of a time
when I had ever shat in company. I had always
shat alone. In a room that was locked. The
thought of having to shit with someone doing
the same thing twelve inches away disgusted
me, (Ken Lukowiak)
• I went to the crapper and had a shit.
Constipation wasn't one of my problems.
(John Ogilby)
• I felt like having a shit. I took off my pants
and squatted in the brush with the flies and
the mosquitoes. I had to wipe myself with
leaves. (Charles Bukowski)
» Piles of rubbish everywhere, dirty plates, shit
stains in the toilet, crud in the bathtub.
(Gabriella T. Oldfield)
• She talked about Huxley and Lawrence in
Italy. What shit. (Charles Bukowski)
• I'm going to tell her the truth. I'm going to
end this shit. (James Laffan)
• Cuando era nino jamas se me habia ocurri-
do la idea de cagar acompanado. Siempre ha-
bia cagado solo. En una habitaci6n cerrada con
pestillo. Pensar que tendria que cagar con al-
guien haciendo lo mismo a treinta centfme-
tros me asqueaba.
• Fui al bafto y eche una cagada. El estreni-
miento no era uno de mis problemas.
• Tenia ganas de echar una cagada. Me baje
los pantalones y me agache entre los arbus-
tos con moscas y mosquitos. Me tuve que
limpiar con hojas.
• Montones de basura por todas partes, platos
sucios, manchas de mierda en el retrete, cos-
tras en la banera.
• Ella hablaba de Huxley y de Lawrence en
Italia. Vaya mierda.
• Le voy a decir la verdad. Voy a acabar con
esta mierda!
RELATED TERMS:
crap From the name of Thomas
Crapper, inventor of the flush-
ing toilet. • Oh, Doctor, I wipe
and I wipe and I wipe, I spend
as much time wiping as I do
crapping, maybe even more. I
use toilet paper like it grew on
trees. (Philip Roth)
dingleberry A piece of dried
faecal matter attached to the hair
around the anus. • With a pained
expression he detached the tena-
cious dingleberry, then fetched
it up to eye level for inspection.
(James Laffan)
doodley-squat (US) Mainly
used figuratively, meaning noth-
ing or very little. • Their coun-
try was by far the richest and
most powerful country on the
planet ... Most other countries
di dn' t have doodl ey- s quat .
(Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
dump (US) • You ever take a
dump made you feel like you'd
j us t slept for t welve hours?
(Glengarry Glen Ross) • I want
that head so sanitary and squared
away that the Virgin Mary her-
self would be proud to go in
there and take a dump! (Full
Metal Jacket)
pooh, poo, poo-poo A chil-
dren's word, from the exclama-
tion pooh provoked by an un-
pleasant smell. • 'I need to
pooh,' one four-year-old tod-
dler whi s pered di ffi dent l y.
(Gladys Hellman)
• Gus and Theo, his best mate
from playgroup, hit the potty-
talk stage together. Their an-
them, or should I say mantra,
became, 'Poo-poo, wee-wee,
bum-bum', repeated in the car,
at the lunch table and at teatime
until the boys were red-faced
and gaspi ng from gi ggli ng.
(Carol Hall)
poop, poopy • I never saw such a
dirty town — litter scattered eve-
rywhere, dog poop all over the
place. (Gabriella T. Oldfield) • A
recent cartoon on Japanese TV
features a hero who makes a
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sidekick out of his own faeces.
Meanwhile, at the local temple,
visitors buy plastic poop trin-
kets to bring them good luck.
And at the corner store, a vast
array of poop-shaped candy is
on sale — a veritable copropha-
gous feast. (Salon)
turd A piece of excrement. • I
hadn' t been there more than ten
minutes before there were three
turds on the carpet. A superfi-
cially humorous but vicious dis-
pute ensued about who had done
the turds. (Helen Fielding) • The
five of us are st andi ng there
looking at the bidet. There are
two enormous turds floating in
the water. The madam bends
down and puts a towel over it.
(Henry Miller)
• Life and literature is a ques-
tion of what one thrills to, and
further than that no man shall go
without putting his foot in a turd.
(Philip Larkin)
2. c fart -pedo
• God or somebody keeps creating women and
tossing them out on the streets, and this one's
ass is too big and that one's tits are too small
and this one is mad and that one is crazy ...
and this one can't control her farts. (Charles
Bukowski)
• At least McHugh wasn't there, stinking the
place out with his farts. (James Laffan)
• Sometimes when I'm drinking a cup of pale
tea in which he has dropped a rose leaf he co-
mes alongside of me and lets a loud fart, right
in my face. He never says 'Excuse me!' (Henry
Miller)
• When I fart in the bathtub, she kneels naked
on the tile floor, leans all the way over, and
kisses the bubbles. (Philip Roth)
• Another animal invented by the Creator of
the Universe was a Mexican beetle which
could make a blank cartridge gun out of its
rear end. It could detonate its own farts and
knock over other bugs with shock waves. (Kurt
Vonnegut Jr.)
• Dios, o quien sea, no para de crear mujeres
y de lanzarlas al mundo, y el culo de esta es
demasiado grande y las tetas de esa son de-
masiado pequenas, y esta otra esta chiflada y
aquella es una histerica... y esta no puede con-
trolar sus pedos.
• Al menos alli no estara McHugh apestando
los pozos con sus pedos.
• A veces, cuando estoy tomando una taza de
te claro en el que ha echado un petalo de rosa,
se me acerca y se tira un sonoro pedo en mis
propias nances. Nunca dice: 'jPerddn!'
• Cuando me echo un pedo en la banera, ella
se arrodilla desnuda, en el embaldosado sue-
lo, se inclina y besa las burbujas.
• Otro animal inventado por el Creador del
Universo era un escarabajo mejicano que po-
dia convertir su parte posterior en una espe-
cie de cartucho sin bala por el que lanzar pedos
a propulsion y abatir a otros bichos con las
ondas de choque.
SY NONY MS:
breezer (Austr) • How could
you get any sleep in a ward like
t hat , wi t h half a dozen old
geriatric bastards snoring and
wheezing and hawking and let-
ting breezers all around you
every bl essed i nst ant of t he
night? It was like trying to kip
in a war zone. (Barry Osworth)
hummer (UK) An evil-smelling
fart. • What one of you fuckers
farted? Christ, what a hummer!
(James Laffan)
roaster (UK) A hot, noiseless,
noisome fart. • Y ou never knew
she had unleashed a roaster until
it was too late. They were silent
and deadly. The smell, like a fetid
wind blowing over a field of pu-
trefying red cabbages, would hit
you all at once, bringing a flood
of tears to your eyes. Then she
would go hee-hee-hee, as if she'd
just accomplished something hi-
larious. (John Ogilby)
squelcher A fart with liquid
content. Also known as a GBL
fart, an abbreviation of Gam-
bled But Lost. • He knew he
shouldn't have eaten the figs.
Now he' d be laying squelchers
f r om arsehole t o br eakf ast
time. (John Ogilby)
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2. the shits -la cagalera
* The introduction of fresh rations into our
bodies had a none-too-pleasant effect on our
digestive systems. We got the shits. (Ken
Lukowiak)
* After that dinner, I had the shits for a month.
(Gabriella T. Oldfield)
* When I awakened I was sweating. I got up
and went to the bathroom. I had the running
shits. Then I got up and wiped, looked; what
a mess, I thought, what a lovely powerful
stink. Then I vomited and flushed it all away.
(Charles Bukowski)
La introduccion de provisiones frescas en
nuestros cuerpos tuvo un efecto nada agrada-
ble sobre nuestros aparatos digestivos. Nos en-
tro la cagalera.
• Despues de esa cena, tuve cagalera durante
un mes.
• Cuando me desperte estaba sudando. Me le-
vante y fui al bano. Tenia diarrea. Cuando me
incorpore y me limpie, eche un vistazo; vaya
un plato, pense, que adorable y poderosa
peste. Entonces vomite y tire de la cadena.
S Y NONY MS :
Aztec revenge S trictly, the term
applies only to diarrhoea suf-
fered by visitors to Mexico, but
it is widely understood. • With
his luck he'd die of Aztec Re-
venge anyway, first time he had
a Bibb lettuce salad. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
the runs • I never eat canta-
loupe. It gives me the runs .
(David Mamet)
the squits (UK) It was supposed
to be a high-class Parisian res-
taurant, so you didn't expect the
loo to be one of those awful Arab
affairs: two wretched footholds
to squat on and an obscenely
dark little hole in the middle. To
cap it all, at least one previous
patron had clearly had the squits.
(Gabriella T. Oldfield)
the squitters • — Had a rough
night last night. Boozing and
whoring. Paid for it this morn-
ing though. The agony in the
lavatory. — The squitters? (E.A.
Whitehead)
the trots • I'd go easy on the ol-
ive oil if I were you, mate, un-
less you're looking for a case of
the trots. (Alan Beretta)
2. e I shit-house, shite-house -retrete, cagadero
• He felt nauseous. He opened the door of the
shitehouse and went in. The place stank. He
took out his prick and began to piss.
(Herbert Loth)
• Harry had to go for a piss. The shithouse
was at the end of the corridor. (Herbert Loth)
• I went in and cleaned the shithouse, scrubbed
the bathtub, and changed the sheets and pillow
cases on my bed. (James Laffan)
• Sinti6 nauseas. Abrio la puerta del retrete, y
entro. El lugar apestaba. Se sac6 el pijo y em-
pez6 a mear.
• Harry tuvo que ir a echar una meada. El re-
trete quedaba al final del pasillo.
• Me fui a limpiar el retrete, restregar la bane-
ra y cambiar las sabanas y fundas de almoha-
da de mi cama.
S Y NONY MS :
bog, bogs • Hold on a minute,
will you, Kev, I have to go to the
bogs. I'll be right back. (Diane
Chanteau) • Go to the bog, he
thought, and put the paper in your casual. (S haun Herron)
sock. That was it, do the whole
thing in the bog. They couldn't
come into the bog with him; he'd
put everything in his sock, flush
the bog, and come out looking
can (US) • In the vestibule, as
I'm buttoning my fly, I notice
one of them waiting for her
friend to come out of the can.
(Henry Miller)
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crapper • She heard a chain
being pulled, then the sound of
flushing. Then Kevin emerged
from the crapper, still plunged
intently in his paperback edition
of Being and Nothingness. (Diane
Chanteau) • The day Jon changed
the kitty litter, I nearly went into
shock... Cyrus the Cat' s little
crapper certainly had begun to
smell. (Clea Simon)
• His function? He sees that toi-
let paper is plentiful, especially
in the ladies' crapper. (Charles
Bukowski)
dunny (Aust r) • Danger ous
place Aust r al i a. What wi t h
deadly poisonous spiders lurk-
ing under the rim of the toilet
bowl, a man can't feel safe even
in the comfort of his own dunny.
(Barry Osworth)
head (US) • I want you two
turds to clean the head. I want
that head so sanitary and squared
away that the Virgin Mary her-
self would be proud to go in
there and take a dump! (Full
Metal Jacket)
John (US) • — You sure you
didn't see my hat? — Look in
the John. — It isn't in the John.
I wouldn't leave it there. (David
Mamet)
• Sanitary appliance manufactur-
ers are eager to make our toilets
unisex. As if moving the John
into the powder room i sn' t
enough, even single-sex conven-
iences are being equipped with
traditionally male attire. The
Soho bar Pop has installed the
Lady P, a uri nal for women.
(Guardian)
karzy (UK) • They've got dope
in here somewhere. Don't let any-
one go anywhere until we find it.
Especially not to the karzy.
(Barry Osworth)
lav, lavo • That smell is famil-
iar. Years ago I painted a ladies'
lavatory. Yeah, a lavo in a club
in Slater Street. That was a job I
didn't forget. (E.A. Whitehead)
loo (UK) • Do you mind if I use
your loo? (Helen Fielding)
• Have just been sick, and as I
slumped over the loo trying to do
it quietly so Daniel wouldn't hear,
he suddenly yelled out from the
bedroom, 'There goes your inner
poise, my plumptious. Best place
for it, I say.' (Helen Fielding)
shouse ( Aust r ) Syncopat ed
form of shit-house. • He spends
half his bloody life locked up in
the shouse. Christ only knows
what he' s doi ng i n t here.
(Barry Osworth)
2. f bumf -papel higienico
The word can have several meanings, depending on context. Usually it means toilet paper, but sometimes
it refers simply to paper of poor quality. It is often used derogatorily to mean official documents, as in
the third example.
• (UK) If you're going down to the shops, don't
forget to buy some bumf, love. We're nearly
out. (Diane Chanteau)
• (UK) Thank you very much for your letter
and please excuse the bumf this is written on.
(Philip Larkin)
• (UK) Don't ever start a company, even a
small one, unless you like dealing with bumf,
'cause there's just no end to it. (Alan Beretta)
• Si vas de compras, que no se te olvide co-
ger un poco de papel higienico. Casi no nos
queda.
• Muchas gracias por tu carta y, por favor,
disculpa el papel cutre en el que esto esta
escrito.
• No se te ocurra crear una empresa, por
muy pequefia que sea, a no ser que te guste
el papeleo, porque eso es algo que no ter-
mina nunca.
SYNONYMS:
ass-wipe • Restrooms were al-
ways first. Clean the sinks, the
toilets, empty the baskets, get
the mirrors, replace the hand-
towels, fill the soap containers,
use lots and lots of deodorant,
and be sure there's plenty of ass-
wipe and paper toilet seat cov-
ers. (Charles Bukowski)
bog-roll • I hate that. You sit
down, have a good wholesome
crap, then discover there's no
bloody bog-roll. What sort of
shi t ehouse are you wankers
runni ng here anyway? (John
Ogilby)
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2. g puke -vomitar, vomitona
• — You make me puke! Uh... you make me
puke! — That wasn't a very nice thing to say,
Martha. (Edward Albee)
• I ran to the bathroom and puked. I tried to
brash my teeth but only puked again — the
sweetness of the toothpaste turned my
stomach. (Charles Bukowski)
• I stretched out next to her. We kissed. Her
mouth smelled of puke. (Charles Bukowski)
• You never knew. You could never be sure. I
was scared. I felt like puking. (John Ogilby)
• Garbage man. I shuddered at the thought of
all that garbage, the morning hangovers ... me
puking my guts into the orange rinds, coffee
grounds, wet cigarette ashes, banana peels and
the used tampax. (Charles Bukowski)
• — Me haces vomitar! Uf! ... me haces vo-
mitar. — Lo que has dicho es muy desagrada-
ble, Martha.
• Me fui corriendo al bano a vomitar. Trate de
lavarme los dientes pero lo unico que conse-
gui fue vomitar de nuevo. El dulzor de la pas-
ta de dientes me revolvia el estomago.
• Me arrime a ella. Nos besamos. Su boca olia
a vomito.
• Nunca se sabia. Nunca podia uno estar segu-
ro. Estaba nervioso. Sentfa ganas de vomitar.
• Basurero. Me estremeci al pensar en toda
esa basura, las resacas de madrugada ... y yo
echando las tripas junto a peladura de naran-
ja, posos de cafe, cenizas mojadas de cigarri-
llos, cascaras de platano y tampax usados.
SYNONYMS:
All the following are verbs. Single words (barf, boke, chunder and spew) can also be used, like puke,
as nouns.
barf (US) • If you're liable to
airsickness, make sure you keep
this little bag handy, to barf into
should the need arise. (Linda
Starr) • I ain't in favor of kiddy
porn, you understand. Makes me
wanna barf. Some of those little
girls and boys, eight, nine years
old. (Joseph Wambaugh)
blow beets (US) What was in
that pie? Everybody who ate it
is blowing beets. (Airplane)
boke (Scots, Irish) Noun as well
as verb. • Many's the time, after
a rough night in the boozer,
MacAleese and I leaned against
the same wall, boking our guts
up. That's the kind of shared ex-
perience that cements a friend-
ship. (John Ogilby)
chuck up Every Saturday night,
on his way back from the pub,
he would chuck up his week's
wages on the pavement. (James
Laffan)
chunder (Austr) Even from a
distance I could see he wasn't
in the car. But in the moonlight,
on the ground next to the front
passenger door, I could make out
a great livid patch of chunder.
(William Williamson)
go for the big spit (Austr) You
don't look too clever, Micky.
Just one thing: if you're going
for the big spit, stick your head
out the window. Don't chuck up
in here. (Barry Osworth)
ralph (US) Imitative of the
sound of vomiting. • The doc
gave him some pills that would
help him ralph it up. (Norman
Keaton)
spew Noun as well as verb. • Je-
sus Christ Almighty, what a
night. Pah! I'm covered in that
rotten bastard's spew. Give us a
rag, somebody. (John McGrath)
• Your letter found me last night
when I came in off the piss: in
point of fact I had spewed out
of a train window. (Philip Larkin)
throw up • My god, I feel aw-
ful. I think I'm going to throw
up. (Helen Fielding) • Do you
know what those American sol-
diers did to your poor mother
while your poor father threw
up his guts in the next room?
Those bastards! (Lenny Bruce)
• — Your wife throws up a lot,
eh? — Well, it' s true. . . She
does throw up a lot. Once she
starts... there's practically no
stopping her. (Edward Albee)
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2. h gob -escupir, escupitajo
• She gobbed in his face. (John Le Carre)
• Moving her head, Jane used her tongue.
Andrew came. Jane gobbed on the carpet.
(Dympna Marston)
• Never mind his unpleasant habit of hacking
up massive gobs of phlegm, which he then
expectorates into the Persian carpet at his
visitor's feet. (Salon)
• Le escupio en la cara.
• Moviendo su cabeza, Jane uso la lengua.
Andrew se corrio. Jane escupio en la alfombra.
• Ignora su desagradable costumbre de toser
cantidades masivas de flema, las cuales
expectora hacia la alfombra persa a los pies
de sus invitados.
An uncountable noun, unlike its synonyms, snot is used with a singular verb. Derivatives are snotty,
snot-nosed, and snotty-nosed (mocoso, lleno de mocos, estirado).
• A thin moustache. Vacant eyes. Out of one
of his nostrils streamed a nearly invisible
thread of snot that had finally gathered into a
little gleaming ball. The ball had settled in the
moustache and was gathering to drip off.
(Charles Bukowski)
• —You can't get snot off suede. The jacket's
ruined. You can flake it off, but the black mark
will always be there. — What'll I do? — Just
snot over the whole jacket, that's the only
thing you can do! (Lenny Bruce)
• It is estimated that, during one winter month
alone, if all the snot blown into Kleenex
tissues in the United States and Canada were
spread over the playing surface of the Yale
Bowl, it would reach a depth of one-and-a-
half feet. (William Styron)
• You've seen a lot of snot. You've seen it in
back of radiators in Milner Hotels. Looks like
bas-relief wood-glue. (Lenny Bruce)
• Un fino bigote. Ojos ausentes. De uno de
los orificios de su nariz caia un casi invisible
hilillo de moco que finalmente se recogia en
una pelotilla brillante. La pelotilla de moco
se le habia quedado pegada al bigote y estaba
a punto de caerse.
• — No se puede quitar los mocos del ante.
La chaqueta esta estropeada. Puedes raspario,
pero siempre quedara una marca negra. — Que
puedo haeer? — Echa mocos por toda la cha-
queta, eso es lo unico que puedes hacer!
« Se calcula que si durante un unico mes de
invierno, todos los mocos soplados en panue-
los Kleenex en los Estados Unidos y Canada
se extendiesen sobre la superficie de juego del
estadio de Yale, se alcanzaria una profundi-
dad de 45 centimetros.
• Se ve mucho moco. Se ve en la parte de
atras de los radiadores en los Hoteles
Milner. Parece pegamento para madera.
SYNONYMS:
bogey His words were dignified
and moving, or rather, would
have been, had not Sheila found
herself strangely fascinated by
the large green bogey, still moist
and glistening, which adhered to
his moustache. (Brian Adgers)
booger • Joker's so tough, he'd
eat the boogers out of a dead
man's nose ... then ask for sec-
onds. (Full Metal Jacket) • Not
everything we see or read has to
be improving. There's no reason
a kid can't enjoy David Lean's
film of 'Great Expectations' and
the fart and booger jokes in
'Dumb and Dumber.' (Salon)
snotter I told her I was going
and that nothing she could say
would change that. She stood
there crying her heart out, snotters
blinding her. (James Laffan)
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2. j come, cum -leche. semen
* She took her handkerchief out of her bag and
began gobbing into it as if she were
expectorating come. 'Hey,' I said, 'What are
you trying to sell me? I didn't come'. (Char-
les Bukowski)
* Dan, I love the taste of come. It tastes like
everything good ... just... coming out of your
cock ... the Junior Prom ... an autumn
afternoon ... (David Mamet)
* Oh God, did you shoot in her mouth? Oh my
God! And did she swallow it right down, or
spit it out, or get mad — tell me, what did she
do with your hot come! (Philip Roth)
. She's on her back, her legs are in the air,
she's coming like a choo-choo and she's
screaming 'don't stop.' (David Mamet)
Some girls think it's awful to come with a
client — but isn't there something rather
declasse about never coming with a John? It's
like being one of those union employees who
won't move a sheet of paper from one side of
the desk to the other if it's not in their contract.
What a dreary way to work! (Salon)
• Sac6 el panuelo de su bolso y escupio en el
como si estuviera escupiendo semen. —Eh —
le dije— Que estas tratando de venderme?
No me he corrido.
• Dan, me encanta el sabor del semen. Sabe a
todo lo bueno... saliendo de tu polla... el baile
de final de curso... una tarde de otono...
• Oh Dios, £te corriste en su boca? Oh, Dios
mio! Y se lo trago, o lo escupio, o se puso
furiosa? Dimelo! Que hizo ella cuando te
corriste?
• Esta tumbada, sus piernas en el aire, se esta
corriendo como un tren y esta gritando — 'no
pares.'
• Algunas chicas creen que es terrible correr-
se con un cliente — pero no es una falta de
clase el no correrse nunca con un cliente?
Es como ser un empleado sindicado que no
mueve un folio de un lado del despacho al
otro si no esta por escrito en su contrato. Que
manera mas deprimente de trabajar!
SYNONYMS:
gissum • ' Son of a bitch kike!'
Bubbl es scr eams. ' You got
gissum all over the couch! And
the wal l s! And the l amp! '
(Philip Roth)
jism • Massage parlors were
something new and exciting in
New York ... Men could be rubbed
all over by a woman until their pe-
nises squirted jism into Turkish
towels. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
• Lust y sows mi ght r egar d
swine spunk as sexy, and Ne-
braska pig-ranchers accept it
as a procreating necessity, but
ordinary humans undoubtedly
view oinker jism as a repulsive
fluid they' d rather not think
about. (Hank Hyena)
jizz • —What's a jizz-mopper?
—He's the guy that cleans up the
nudie booth after each guy jerks
off. The jizz-mopper's job is to
clean off the glass after each guy
shoots a load. I don't know if
you noticed, but cum leaves
streaks if you don't clean it right
away. (Clerks) • Woman wanted
to fuck me last night. I said, 'No,
baby, nothing doing.' Then I told
her I'd do it if she gave me five
bucks. It takes five bucks worth
of steak to replace that j i zz.
(Charles Bukowski)
scum (US) You'd be surprised
how many people like to do it in
the back of the taxi. Last thing
every night, I have to clean the
scum off the back seat. (Jake
Newington)
shoot (US) Also used as a verb,
usually followed by o f f . • A Jew-
ish man, who cared about the
welfare of the poor of the City
of New York, was eating her
pussy! Someone who had ap-
peared on educational TV was
shooting off into her mouth!
(Philip Roth)
spunk • We've got a leopard-
skin rug in the flat and he wanted
me to fuck him on that. Only I'm
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afraid of the spunk, you see, it
mi ght a dver sel y a f f ect t he
spot s of the l eopa r d. (Joe
Orton) • You know that f unny
little i nternal dri ppi ng you get
after sex when you stand up,
and you know you have maybe
two seconds to get to the toi-
let before his spunk starts run-
ni ng down the inside of your
leg? Well, this time — noth-
ing. (Courtney Weaver)
2. k the rag -la regla, el penodo, compresa
A euphemistic term denoting a sanitary towel, sometimes made more specific and less euphemistic, as
in the final example below. It is used in various expressions referring to menstruation: to be on the
rag, to have the rag, to ride the rag, to wear the rag, to have the rags up, etc.
• — I think she had the rags up. — And how
would you know? — I had a bit of finger pie.
(E.A. Whitehead)
• She told him she was wearing the rag, but
that didn't cool his ardour in the least. (James
Laffan)
• So why the long face, man? Your old lady
on the rag? (Poor Black Trash)
• There was this thing on the floor., a rag
someone had left there... a jamrag... left it on
the floor of the lavatory! (E.A. Whitehead)
• We had Darlene for openers. Probably
somebody had been murdered or was on the
rag or was having a screaming fit, and this was
Darlene's chance to dance solo again. (Char-
les Bukowski)
•You ever seen a nun call a small child a 'fucking
cunt-rag'? Wasn't pretty. (Chasing Amy)
• — Creo que estaba con la regla, — Y tu
como lo sabes? — Le meti un poco el dedo.
• Le dijio que estaba con la regla, pero eso no
enfrio su pasion en lo mas mmimo.
• Por que esa cara, tio? Tu vieja esta con la
regla?
• Habia esta cosa en el suelo... una compresa
que alguien habia dejado alli... la habian de-
jado en el suelo del bano!
• Teniamos a Darlene para empezar. Proba-
blemente alguna habia sido asesinada o tenia
la regla o habia tenido un ataque de histeria y
esta habia sido la oportunidad para Darlene
de volver a bailar sola.
• Alguna vez has visto a una monja llamar a
un crio 'jodida compresa'? No fue bonito.
RELATED TERMS:
the curse • Is it any wonder that
menstruation is commonly called
'the curse'? (Saturday Review)
• I forgot the damn pill and I
haven' t had the curse for six
weeks. (Graham Greene) • Girls
used to say they had the curse. Or
they had a visitor. (New Yorker)
monthly flowers • You missed
herpes. You mi ssed AI DS. You
lucked out, f ucked out . But
your period — your ' monthly
flowers' as they called them in
the days of Vigee-Lebrun and
Adelaide Labille-Guiard, your
' per enni al vi si t or ' , your fall
from the roof —is long overdue.
Can you be —at f or ty-f our —
pregnant? (Erica Jong)
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EXERCISE 2.1
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) turd (b) crap (c) bogey (d) doodley-squat (e) poop (f) dump
2. (a) bumf (b) barf (c) ralph (d) throw up (e) chunder (f) boke
3. (a) spunk (b) fart (c) gissum (d) shoot (e) jism (f) jizz
4. (a) slash (b) wee-wee (c) leak (d) tinkle (e) pee (f) spew
5. (a) John (b) loo (c) roaster (d) head (e) can (f) bog
EXERCISE 2.2
Here are some less common idiomatic and slang terms for body functions, nine of which have been
dealt with in this chapter. Try to identify the subject to which each group of synonyms and related
terms refers.
1. Aunt Flo, Aunt Rosie, colly-
wobbles, drip, Holy Week,
Having the Painters In, jinx,
monthlies, Red Sails in the
Sunset, plague, red flag
2. baby food, fetch, glue, gravy,
honey, hot milk, load, oyster,
soap, spendings, spratz,
spume, starch, tail juice,
wad, white blow
3. Baby Ruth, cack, cow pucky,
dead soldier, doo-doo, duty,
hockey, horse dumpling,
meadow dressing, night
soil, plot, yackum
4. blow chow, blow chunks,
call Earl, flip one's cookies,
hork, pray to the porcelain
goddess, ride the porcelain
horse, scream at one's feet
5. back-talk, blow off, breeze,
bucksnort, burnt cheese,
cheezer, cut the cheese,
chocolate thunder, crepitate,
cut one, drop a rose, gurk,
honk, anal applause, let one,
Scotch warming-pan, shoot
rabbits, tail shot, talk Ger-
man, tee off, whiffer, winder
6. altar room, biffy, chamber
of commerce, indoor
plumbing, jake, leakery,
marble palace, sandbox,
twilight, Used Beer Depart-
ment, whiz stand, whizzer
7. chamber lye, Cousin Sis,
Golden Shower, Mickey
Bliss, Number One, tail
juice, yellow stream, zigg
8. bury a Quaker, clart, dis-
patch one's cargo, grunt, lay
some cable, post a letter,
scumber, squat
9. bagged, broken-kneed, clucky,
cocked-up, double-ribbed, full
of heir, gone to seed, have one
in the oven, in pod, in the pud-
ding club, knocked up, on the
bones, pillowed, storked, up
the stick
10. burn the grass, drain the liz-
ard, drain the radiator, kill a
snake, let fly, pick a daisy,
point Percy at the porcelain,
pump ship, shake hands with
an old friend, shake the dew
off the lily, slack, splash,
spring a leak, squeeze the
lemon, syphon the python,
visit Miss Murphy
EXERCISE 2.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Me quite la ropa, me espatarre en mitad de la cama y me tire un pedo. 2. Era la peor mamada que
me habfan hecho nunca. Saco el panuelo de su bolso y escupio en el como si estuviera expectorando
algo. 3. Me arrime a ella. Nos besamos. Su boca olia a vomito. 4. El bar mas cercano tenia por lo
menos cincuenta anos. Apestaba a orina, mierda y vomito acumulada durante medio siglo elevanaose
a traves del suelo del bar desde los retretes del sotano. 5. jMe voy a correr, Dios, me voy a correr! 6.
Abrio la puerta del cagadero y entro. El lugar apestaba. Saco el pijo y empezo a mear. 7. Le dijo que
estaba con la regla, pero eso no enfrio su pasidn lo mas minimo. 8. El perro comenzo a mearse. El
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perro estaba repleto de orines. Corrio en largos y amarillos riachuelos por el suelo de la cocina. 9. —
Escucha —me dijo—, cuando me hayas metido esa cosa dentro, sacalaj usto antes de correrte, de
acuerdo? 10. Despues de esa cena, tuvo cagalera durante un mes. 11. Tenias que aguantar los pedos
de aquellas enfermeras culigordas. 12. Finalmente me com. Entonces repose sobre ella. Estabamos
los dos empapados en sudor. 13. Se puso malo y se fue al cagadero. Al vomitar, parte del vomito cayo
en los zapatos y los calcetines. 14. Le voy a decir la verdad. Voy a acabar con esta mierda! 15. No
se te olvide comprar un poco de papel higienico. Casi no nos queda. 16. Me fui corriendo al bano a
vomitar. Trate de lavarme los dientes pero lo unico que consegui fue vomitar de nuevo. 17. La puerta
estaba cerca de los lavabos. Siempre habia alguien entrando y saliendo para echar una meada. 18. De
uno de los orificios de su nariz caia un casi invisible hilillo de moco que finalmente se recogfa en una
pelotilla brillante. 19. Me levante y fui al bano. Tenia diarrea. Entonces me levante y me limpie, eche
un vistazo a mi obra: vaya un plato! 20. Tuve que ir a echar una meada. El retrete quedaba al final del
pasillo.
EXERCISE 2.4
(A vice squad detective quizzes new recruits to his department on what kind of behaviour in a
public toilet constitutes an offence.)
'Okay, you're in the trap, peeking through the screen and some dude walks in the John
and he pulls down his jeans and there inside the underwear he carries a toothbrush and a
feather. And his dick's all wrapped in rubber bands and rags to make it bulge outta his tight
pants. And he sits down on the pot and reaches down in the toilet water and after he unwraps
it he starts splashing cold water up on his dong. And he brushes it off with the toothbrush.
Then he pulls out the feather and tickles his balls and when all this is done he's able to take
a leak, which he does sitting down, and then he leaves. Any violation there?'
'None,' Baxter Slate said.
'Okay, what if there ain't no door on any a the toilets, which there ain't because the
manager a this department store is trying to discourage the fruits who like to meet here and
poke their cocks through glory holes and all that. Now there he is, no door, just side walls
around the toilet and everybody walks in can see him, including little kids.'
'Well . . .' Baxter hesitated.
'And just to mix you boys up a little, let's say that our vice complaint which brought
us here in the first place is from some lady lives near here and her kids always come use this
restroom on the way home from school, and she says they got propositioned by some grown
up fruits and don't her kids got no rights?'
'Well . . .' Baxter Slate hesitated.
'Sure, if the fruits didn't get a naughty kick outta doing it in public Johns because it's
guilt and sin and fun and anal obsession and everything all mixed up and it ain't the same in
a private room, well then we wouldn't have to come here at all. But that ain't the case and it's
pretty hard to tell the lady her kids just have to put up with some dude propositioning them
or blowing some other dude in front a them in the shithouse, ain't it, Harold?
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Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. Three words meaning toilet. 2. Three words meaning penis. 3. A word meaning testicles. 4. An
expression meaning to urinate. 5. An offensive term for a male homosexual. 6. A word meaning to
perform fellatio.
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3: S E X U A L D E S I R E
3. a the hots -deseo
This term, like the others listed below, is slang, but it is not obscene or offensive. On the other hand,
it is frequently used in a context where stronger language is likely to occur.
* — He's a total asshole and he's got the hots
for my friend A ngela and it's disgusting. —
What, you'd rather he had the hots for you?
(American Beauty)
. A nd who in his right mind would ever have
believed that E lizabeth Taylor had the hots for
U ncle Hymie? (Philip R oth)
* What fucking circumstances? Some faggot
queer got the hots for my joint at the cartoons.
(D avid Mamet)
. I sweltered with lust, helpless in the throes
of an alcohol-induced concupiscence known,
at least in that day, by the name of 'the
hangover hots'. (William S tyron)
• — E s un gilipollas y esta enconado con mi
amiga A ngela y es asqueroso. — Que?, £pre-
ferirfas que estuviera enconado contigo?
• Y quien, en su sano juicio, hubiera creido
que E lizabeth Taylor estaba loca por el tio
Hymie?
• Que jodidas circunstancias? A lgun ma-
ric6n se encono con mi polla en los dibujos
animados.
. Me sofoque de deseo, aperdido en los espas-
mos de una concupiscencia provocada por el
alcohol, conocido al menos en ese dia, por el
nombre de 'resacon calenton'.
S YN O N YMS :
hot pants • 'My wife's in S taten
I sland,' he told Converse. 'S he's
got hot pants for this guy twice
her age. A guy that owned a res-
taurant out there.' (R obert S tone)
lech, letch The act of leching.
• Many so-called Platoni c
friendships are merely one-way
leches. (S unday Times) • U ntil
this instant, hoping against hope,
S ophie had said to herself that the
woman's advances just might be
innocuous, but now, so close, the
signs of her voracious letch —
first her rapid breathing and then
the ripe rosiness spreading like a
rash over the bestially handsome
face — left no doubt about her in-
tentions. (William S tyron)
perve (A ustr) U sually followed
by at or on, meaning to ogle.
• S he's a cheap thrill machine for
the boys to stare at and perve on.
(Barry O sworth)
the eye, the glad eye • He'd say:
'D o you fancy hi m?' A nd of
course I 'd say: 'Who?' A nd he'd
say: 'The guy you've been giving
the eye to.' A nd I 'd say: 'O h for
Christ's sake, can't I even look
at a man without you throwing
a fucking fit?' (E .A . Whitehead)
• I do see her giving the glad eye
to Pete. (A ldous Huxley)
3. b horny -cahente, cachondo
• What's the legal definition of 'obscene'. To
be obscene, I must stimulate you sexually.
That's what obscene is — the prurient interest:
if I get you horny. (L enny Brace)
• I returned S ophie's squeeze with the clumsy
pressure of unrequited love, and realized as I
did so that I was so horny my balls had begun
to ache. (William S tyron)
es la definieion legal de 'obsceno'?
Para ser obsceno, tengo que estimularte
sexualmente. E so es lo que es obsceno — el
interes lascivo: si yo te pongo cachondo.
. D evolvi el apreton de Sophie con la presion
torpe del amor no correspondido, y me di
cuenta al hacerlo que estaba tan cachondo que
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• He touched her cheek. 'You are a gorgeous-
lookin' piece, Cass. Gets a guy all horny just
lookin' at you.' (James Leo Herlihy)
• He was feeling so horny he decided to take
the rest of the day off, cruise down the Sunset
Strip, and maybe find a cute thirty-dollar
hooker who could suck the batteries out of a
flashlight. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• Toc6 su mejilla. 'Eres una pieza esplendida,
Cass. Uno se pone todo cachondo con solo
mirarte.'
• Se sentia tan cachondo que decidio tomarse
el resto del dia libre, pasar por la zona de
Sunset Strip, y quizas encontrar una prostitu-
ta de treinta dolares que pudiese sacar las pi-
las de una linterna a chupetazos.
SYN O N YM S:
cunt-struck I nfatuated with
women. • I like Van N orden but
I do not share his opinion of
himself. I do not agree, for ex-
ample, that he is a philosopher,
or a thinker. He is cunt-struck,
that's all. (Henry M iller) • We
were all helplessly and hope-
lessly cunt-struck, a vulgar but
forcibly accurate expression.
(Frank Sargeson)
hot • I had a married woman
the other day who told me she
hadn't had a lay for six months.
Can you imagine that? Jesus,
she was hot! I thought she'd tear
the cock off me. (Henry M iller)
• He told me intimate details
about Abigail's body and specif-
ics about their sex life, highly
personal things... M aybe he was
just an open guy, but sometimes
it seemed like he was bragging
— he wanted me to believe that
she was hot. (Hank Hyena)
randy • She had the rags up.
The best time of all! Women are
always at their randiest during a
period. (E.A. Whitehead) • Any-
way, after he'd given my tits the
required amount of kneading,
he'd get really randy and put his
hand on my knee, which was the
signal for me to open my legs.
(E.A. Whitehead) • Do you re-
member Corporal Pratt that we
knew in Iceland? I remember
him, the randy cunt. (Peter
N ichols) • These characters
seemed bland compared with such
a memorable creation as Jack
N icholson's randy Daryl Van
Home (geddit?) in The Witches
of Eastwick.' (Guardian)
randy-arsed • There he was,
festooned by beefy, randy-
arsed wives crying out for a
length. (H.C. Rae) • Hard though
it may be for randy-arsed adver-
tisers to understand, for many
people sex just isn't that im-
portant. (Guardian)
turned-on The verb is to turn
somebody on. • I don't see any
chicks that turn me on any more.
Here's how I know I'm getting old
— I haven't seen any girls that re-
ally stimulate me, that look good
to me. (Lenny Bruce) • — Sam,
do you wanna come over here
and make love to me? — N o, I'd
rather have a wet dream. — Well
then go up on Hollywood Boul-
evard and pick yourself up a
queer if I can't turn you on, you
cocksucker! (Joseph Wambaugh)
3. c chat up -hgar, enrrollarse con
To chat someone up is to engage in flirtatious conversation with that person and usually to make
sexual advances. Although neither obscene nor offensive, the term and its synonyms are included here
for the sake of completeness.
* (UK) — Even now most men seem to think
they've got to feel you up before they fuck
you. — Yeah, I've often thought how nice it
would be if a bloke would walk into my place
and fuck me and walk out again without
chatting me up or saying anything. Skip all
the bullshit. (E.A. Whitehead)
. — Incluso ahora la mayoria de los hombres
parecen creer que tienen que meterte mano an-
tes de follarte. — Si, con frecuencia he pen-
sado que agradable seria si un tio entrara en
casa, me follara y se largara sin enrollarse ni
decir nada. Pasar de toda esa mierda.
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* (UK) I got a drink, looked around, and then
I went and sat next to the least repellent male
in there, I chatted him up and then I took him
back to the house. (E,A. Whitehead)
. (UK) You know the way some men will chat
you up and then, hand on heart, they say:
'There's something I must tell you... I'm
married.' (E.A. Whitehead)
• Fui a por un trago, eche un vistazo, y me fui
a sentar al lado del varen menos repelente del
lugar. Nos enrollamos y entonces le lleve a
casa.
. Ya sabes la forma en que los hombres se en-
rollan y entonces, con la mano en el eorazon,
dicen: 'Hay algo que te tengo que deck... es-
toy casado.'
RELATED TERMS:
be all over To display exces-
sive familiarity or affection to-
wards someone. • I found the
continental practice of kissing
on both cheeks, often several
times, in public, particularly re-
pellent. Tom Reagan knew this
only too well, yet each time we
met he was all over me with
slabbers and smiles and secre-
tive whispers. (Gabriella T.
Oldfield)
get off with • I hovered indeci-
sively, then started to sidle away,
at which point Simon said in an
irritated superior voice (one you,
funnily enough, never hear him
use when he is trying to get off
with you by the photocopier),
'Did you want something,
Bridget?' (Helen Fielding) • The
basis of my own addiction (to
Pride and Prejudice) is my
simple human need for Darcy
to get off with Elizabeth.
(Helen Fielding)
make a pass To make an amo-
rous advance. • Men seldom
make passes / At girls who wear
glasses. (Dorothy Parker) • I've
discussed the lack of a sex life
with my husband, who admits
it's psychological, and I tell him
that I cannot be sure what I'll
do if someone were to make a
pass at me, given my state. I'd
like to be reckless and do some-
thing exciting. (Garrison Keillor)
• I made a direct pass at Leslie as
soon as we were back inside the
front door, insinuating my arm
around her waist, but she man-
aged to slip away with a tinkly
little laugh. (William Styron)
pick up To form a casual friend-
ship with a view to sexual inter-
course. • This is someone whom
I picked up off the street! Who
sucked me off before she even
knew my name! (Philip Roth)
• It took me a while to realise
exactly what was happening.
There I was thinking he wanted
to hear my views on Proust,
while all the time the bastard
was only trying to pick me up.
(Gabriella T. Oldfield)
pull (UK) To pick up a sexual
partner. • A handsome well-built
lad like you, I shouldn't think
you'd have any problem pulling
the birds. If you were that way
inclined. (Alan Beretta)
put the make on (US) King
Farouk, I read, he'd pull into some
small town, Dubuque, Peoria...
he'd go put the make on some
waitress. So after work, they'd all
go back to her place and start
making it. (David Mamet)
3. d I fool around -tener enredos
One meaning of the verb to fool around is to engage in aimless or irresponsible behaviour; another is
to engage in casual sexual relations, usually extra-marital. This may cause some confusion. On the
other hand, the synonyms are unambiguous.
• While I was away, some friends took
Danny to a party. A platonic female friend
drove him home. They ended up fooling
around on the couch, although they didn't
go Very far. (Salon)
. Mientras estuve fuera, algunos amigos lle-
varon a Danny a una fiesta. Una amiga
platonica le llevo a casa. Terminaron enro-
llandose en el sofa, aunque no llegaron muy
lejos.
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* There are plenty of people who've strayed
in their own marriages and know that it's still
possible to love your spouse... But even those
people still feel a need to maintain the
expected public stance that holds that good
people just don't fool around. (Salon)
. "Sexual relations means sexual intercourse,'
said Lewinsky. 'We were just fooling around,
Linda, just fooling around.' (Salon)
. — You said you only had sex with three
different guys; you never mentioned him! —
Because I never had sex with him. — You
sucked his dick! — We went out a few times.
We never had sex but we fooled around.
(Clerks)
. Eric, my ex-lover, told me about this straight
guy, Johnny, who was an adorable, outrageous
flirt. He invited Johnny over for a few beers.
Johnny got drank. They started fooling around.
(Greg Nott)
. You like having balls? Ask yourself that
question before you ever start cheating on
me, fooling around with some floozie.
(Bernadette Share)
• Hay mucha gente que se ha distanciado en
sus matrimonios y saben que, aun asi, es po-
sible querer a su conyuge... Pero incluso esa
gente siente aun la necesidad de mantener la
aceptada postura publica que insiste en que la
gente buena no se Ma con otros.
• 'Relaciones sexuales significa, el coito,' dijo
Lewinsky. 'Solo esta bamos jugueteando, Lin-
da, solo jugueteando.'
• — Dijistes que solo te habias tirado a tres tios
distmtos; jnunca le mencionaste a e1! — Por-
que nunca me lo tire. — Le chupaste la po-
lla! — Salimos unas cuantas veces. Nunca nos
acostamos, pero jugueteamos.
• Eric, mi ex-amante, me hablo de este tio he-
terosexual, Johnny, que era adorable, le en-
cantaba flirtear. Invito a Johnny a tomar unas
cervezas. Johnny se emborracbo, Empezaron
a enrollarse.
• Te gusta tener huevos? Hazte esa pregunta
antes de que se te ocurra empezar a ponerme
los cueraos con alguna zorra.
SYNO NYMS:
put out (US) O f a woman who
is sexually available, often fol-
lowed by for. • At Coney Island
that day I thought she was go-
ing to eat you up. And now you
tell me it all went flooey. What's
the matter? I can't believe she
woul dn' t put out. (Wi lli am
Styron) • ' Southern gi rls,' I
added, thinking grimly of Mary
Alice Grimball, 'are tough to
penetrate, if you' ll excuse the
phrase, but once they decide to
put out, they're awfully sweet in
the sack.' (William Styron)
screw around To be promiscu-
ous, have many sexual partners.
• A sex activist defends the right
of gay men — and everybody
else — to screw around. (Salon)
• Gary Kamiya, in his apology
for Cli nton' s wild horni ness,
states, 'Men who cheat at golf,
lie to their friends and screw
around can be first-rate world
leaders.' (Salon) • Apparently,
screwing around is acceptable for
men, but not for women. (Salon)
• — What did you do with your
youth? — Stayed out late, smoked
pot, screwed around. — Not your
grade school years; your high
school years. (Chasing Amy)
sleep around • 'In the '60s,
everyone was hopping in and
out of each other' s bed. The
rule then was, if you di dn' t
sleep around, you were up-
tight... but it' s not prudent to
sleep around with many men
nowadays.' She glanced at me
sidewise. 'I hope I don' t have
to tell you t hat . ' (Court ney
Weaver)
swing O ften applied specifi-
cally to engaging in group sex,
partner-swapping, etc. • Chris-
t i ans who revere t radi t i onal
scriptural teaching are ignorant
rubes. If you don' t swing with
the sodomites these days, you're
nowheresvi lle with the A-list
crowd. (Sal on) • St ephani e
managed t o break i nt o t he
locked basement apar t ment
agai n and thi s time f ound a
swinger's magazine with a cer-
tain page clipped. The swing-
ing couple on that page were
offering to share themselves
with any other congenial cou-
ple who might write to their
post offi ce box. ( Joseph
Wambaugh)
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3. e I stud -semental
A man of great sexual prowess, or reputedly of great sexual prowess, by analogy with stallions kept
for breeding. Related terms listed below refer to men considered simply as sexual objects.
• You treat me like your gigolo, not your man.
No wonder I feel like a pimp, like a stud, like
a fucking consort. (Erica Jong)
• You've got it in your head that Alyssa's not
really into chicks — that she just hasn't met
the right man. And you believe you're it.
You're going to treat her right, fuck her like a
stud, and 'strait-jacket' her back from the land
of the lost. (Chasing Amy)
• Ron Jeremy is the world's most famous male
porn star. He's 43 years old, 5-foot-7 and a
slice of cheesecake away from 200 pounds.
He's also as hairy as a Qua Pet. A stereotypical
stud, Ron Jeremy is not. (Salon)
• What a flourishing business for busy creative
women! AIDS-tested studs for the creative
woman (or the busy executive) who doesn't want
to get involved. But of course it would never
work. Most women don't want studs, AIDS-
tested or not — they want love. (Erica Jong)
• Me tratas como si fuera tu gigolo, y no como
hombre. No es de extrafiar que me sienta como
un chulo, como un semental, como un jodido
consorte.
• Se te ha metido en la cabeza que a Alyssa
realmente no le van los tios - que es solo por-
que no ha conocido al hombre adecuado. Y tu
te crees que si lo eres. La vas a tratar bien,
follarla como un cabron, y traerla de golpe de
vuelta de la tierra de las perdidas.
• Ron Jeremy es la estrella masculina del
porno mas famosa del mundo. Tiene 43 anos,
mide 170 centimetros, y le falta un pelo para
llegar a las 95 kilos. Es tan peludo como un
oso. Ron Jeremy no es exactamente el tipico
semental.
• Que negocio mas prospero para empresa-
rias creativas! Sementales garantizados de es-
tar libres de sida para la mujer creativa (o para
la ejecutiva ocupada). La mayoria de las mu-
jeres no quieren sementales, con garantia anti-
sida o sin ella — quieren amor.
RELATED TERMS:
hunk • 'What a hunk!' She ran
her claws down the big cop's
chest, raking the plunging ny-
lon shirt. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• It' s Gwynet h' s private life
that has women most curious.
After all, she's burrowed into
the bri efs of our era' s most
hungered-aft er hunks. (Hank
Hyena)
toy boy Applied to a woman' s
much younger male lover.
• Amer i c ans i magi ne t hat
Mexican drug lords have in-
fec ted t hei r i nnoc ent t eens.
This view, I think, has led re-
cently to a gringo romanticism
for Latin toy boys, apparent in
the sudden popularity of Ricki
Martin. (Salon)
wet dream See also 3.j below.
• I was crazy about this guy.
Tall, slim, long hair, blazing
blue eyes... a wet dream walk-
ing. (E.A. Whitehead)
3. f hard-on -erection
• Amidst these flushed and giggling girls...
I am so awed that I am in a state of desire
beyond a hard-on. My circumcised little
dong is simply shriveled up with veneration.
(Philip Roth)
• Entre estas sofocadas y alegres muchachas...
estoy tan atemorizado que me hallo en un es-
tado de deseo que se situa mas alla de la erec-
ci6n. Mi circunciso pene esta simplemente,
encogido de veneracion.
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« But who wins an argument with a hard-on?
... Know that famous proverb? When the prick
stands up, the brains get buried in the ground!
When the prick stands up, the brains are as
good as dead! (Philip Roth)
» God has a hard-on for marines because we
kill everything we see! He plays His games,
we play ours! (Full Metal Jacket)
• But of course I couldn't... I rolled off of her
and came to rest, defeated, against the wall
— on my back. 'It's no good,' I said, 'I can't
get a hard-on in this place.' (Philip Roth)
• Quickly, quickly, quickly! Do you feel dizzy?
Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've
got a hard-on! (Full Metal Jacket)
• 'I gotta try me some of that,' said an old guy
down at the end of the bar. 'I haven't had a
hard-on since Teddy Roosevelt took his last
hill.' (Charles Bukowski)
• Pero £quien gana una discusi6n con una pi-
cha tiesa? Conoces ese famoso proverbio?
jCuando la polla se levanta, el cerebro queda
sepultado en el suelo! jCuando la polla se yer-
gue, el cerebro esta eomo muerto!
• Dios lo tiene dificil con los marines porque
matamos a todo el que vemos! jEl juega a sus
juegos, nosotros a los nuestros!
• Pero, naturalmente, no pude... Me separe de
ella derrotado y apoye la espalda contra la pa-
red. —Es imttil —dije—. No se me puede en-
derezar en este lugar.
• Rapido, rapido, rapido! Te sientes marea-
do? Te vas a desmayar? Jestis, creo que se
te ha puesto dura!
• 'Voy a darme el gusto de probarlo,' dijo un
viejo desde el fondo del bar. 'No se me ha
puesto dura desde que Teddy Roosevelt tomo
su ultima colina.'
S Y NO NY MS :
blue veiner • He had f inally
managed to get a dance with Ida
Keely, a cute communications
operator with eyes like a deer.
He had a blue veiner even be-
fore the song began. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • I think I'm getting
impotent. I haven' t awakened
one morning in the past week
with a diamond cutter. O r even a
blue veiner. (Joseph Wambaugh)
bone, boner • In the classroom
I somet imes set mysel f con-
sciously to think about death and
hospitals and horrible automo-
bile accidents in the hope that
such grave thoughts will cause
my boner to recede before the
bell rings and I have to stand.
(Philip Roth)
horn • Tills became amorous
again in about fifteen minutes. I
got the horn. But I didn't really
want to be bothered doing much.
(Joe O rton)
ramrod • There's just a crack
there between her legs and you
get all steamed up about it —
you don't even look at it half the
time. Y ou know it's there and all
you think about is getting your
ramrod inside: it' s as t hough
your penis did the thinking for
you. (Henry Miller)
rise Usually in the expression
to get a rise. • — Have you
fucked S ue? What was it like?
— It was okay, only I couldn't
get a proper rise. (Martin Amis)
stand • Labri was lying on the
bed naked, pl ayi ng wit h his
cock, whi ch was complet ely
limp. 'He hasn't been able to get
a ha r d- on! ' Kennet h said in
terms of the utmost disapproval.
'A fifteen-year-old boy and he
can't get a stand on. It's abso-
lutely shameful.' (Joe O rton)
3. g babe -bombon, ninfa
The following terms, denoting a sexually attractive woman, are neither obscene nor offensive. They
may be contrasted in this respect with the terms in 3.h below.
• Ray Bones sits on a boat with his boss,
Jimmy Cap, and two bikini-clad babes, both
of whom rub lotion on Jimmy. (Get Shorty)
» Ray Bones se sienta en el barco con su jefe,
Jimmy Cap, y con dos tias buenas en bikini,
las cuales frotan a Jimmy con crema.
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• Paradoxically, while the US was churning
out the ditsy, vulnerable Californian pale babe
as the American dream, the German Nazis
were also extolling the purity of the blonde as
the Aryan ideal. (Guardian)
• Meanwhile the fanfare around the blond
chick has increased. — 'Who are you? And
why is everyone taking your picture?' -'I'm
the new Baywatch babe. Brooke Burns.'
(Salon)
• Greg's dorm room: a shrine to hot babes,
whose posters adorn the walls. (Cruel
Intentions)
• Just look at how hot all the sci-fi babes are
in their clingy jumpsuits. (Salon)
• Paradojicamente, mientras que los Estados
Unidos promocionaba la tipica californiana pa-
lida tonta como el prototipo del sueno america-
no, los nazis alemanes tambien estaban alabando
la pureza de la rubia como el ideal ario.
• Mientras tanto, la fanfarria alrededor de la tia
rubia ha subido de tono. — ' Quien eres? Y
por que todos te estan haciendo fotos?' — 'Soy
la nueva tia buena de Vigilantes de la play a.
Brooke Burns.'
• La habitaci6n del colegio mayor de Greg:
un santuario dedicado a las tias buenas, cu-
yos posters adornan las paredes.
• Mira que buenas estan todas las ninfas que
hacen ciencia ficcion con sus monos apre-
tados.
SYNONYMS
bit of all right (UK) Haven't
you seen Colin's missis, then.
Came down here the other day.
She's a bit of all right, I can tell
you. She got a right few stares.
(Alan Beretta)
dolly, dollybird (UK) Most of
the blokes are married... You
oughta hear the crap they come
out with. 'What's a lovely dolly
like you doing slaving away in
an office?' Translation: 'Wanna
fuck?' (E.A. Whitehead)
fox (US) • It was Cassius Clay,
as he then called himself, ac-
compani ed by two gorgeous
foxes. (Sporting News) • He
knows what happens when a
cute-looking fox gets loose in an
urban kitchen and the true value
of a hooker's heart of gold. (New
York Times)
stunner Not to be outdone, CBI
director general Adair Turner
strode up to a real stunner in
tight trousers and was soon en-
gaged in a passionate embrace
but media interest waned on
i de nt i f i c a t i on of t he l ucky
lady. Mrs Turner. (Guardian)
3. h a piece of ass -unpolvo
This is an American usage, understood in the UK but not imitated. One does not speak of a piece of arse. As
the following terms refer to women considered strictly as sexual objects, individually or collectively, they
may all be considered more or less objectionable. Some of the terms are more specific than others.
•You're why I'm killing myself to be something
more than just somebody's dumb and stupid
piece of ass! And now you want to treat me
like I'm nothing but just some hump, to use
— use for every kinky weirdo thing you want
to do. (Philip Roth)
* She was beautiful! She was young! She was
innocent! She was the greatest piece of ass
I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the
world! (The Godfather)
• jTu eres la razon por la cual me estoy ma-
tando para ser algo mas que el culo tonto y
estiSpido de alguien! Y ahora quieres tratarme
como si no fuera mas que un ligue, de usar y
tirar — usar para las cosas mas estrafalarias y
cachondas que se te ocurran.
. Erahermosa! Erajoven! jErainocente! Era
el mejor culo que habia tenido, ;y los he teni-
do por todo el mundo!
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• 'He said I was a wonderful piece of ass,' she
announced nostalgically, and shortly after this,
told me, 'We used to love to fuck in front of
mirrors,' (William Styron)
• Hello, poor white trash! How'd you like a
piece of ass, poor white trash? (Charles
Bukowski)
• 'Dijo que era un polvo estupendo,' anuncid
nostalgicamente, y al poco rato, me dijo, 'Nos
encantaba foliar delante de espejos.'
• jHola, basurita blanca! Te gustaria catar un
buen culo, basurita blanca?
RELATED TERMS:
ass Used to describe women
collectively as objects of sexual
desire. • Then he comes back
from the Army and all he cares
about is chasi ng ass. (John
Updike)
bimbo Usually, a sexually at-
tractive young woman of limited
intelligence; sometimes, a pros-
titute. • Sexual infidelity is not
the worst thing in the world. Let
Dart fuck bimbos, as long as he
al ways comes home to me.
(Erica Jong) • Do you know a lit-
tle bimbo called June? A nutty-
looking little bl onde? (Robert
Stone)
bike Short for bicycle. • All I
knew about her was what Ivor
had told me, that she was the of-
fice bike, that every man in the
place had ridden the arse off her.
(Alice Chapman)
chippy • Momma, Poppa, this is
my wife, the chippy. Isn't she a
wild piece of ass? (Philip Roth)
crumpet Oh, young man like
you, soccer star and all that...
shouldn't think you'd go short of
crumpet? (E.A. Whitehead)
floozie, floozy • She never had
what it takes to be a call girl like
you — so getting control of your
mind was her revenge. Janelle's
just a puffed up bridge-and-tun-
nel floozy who thinks she knows
something about human psy-
chology because she has a CSW.
(Salon) • I had yet to witness a
woman entirely unclothed — and
this includes the old floozy in
Charl otte who wore a stained
and malodorous shift throughout
the whole proceeding. (William
Styron)
fuck • You're a lousy fuck. Your
friend, Joan, is a better fuck than
you are... and she's a lousy fuck.
(David Mamet)
jailbait Used of a girl who is
too young to have sex with le-
gal l y. • The next year t hey
drifted to Paris, where Farina
fell in love with Mimi Baez, a
l ovel y piece of 15-year -ol d
jailbait. Farina would eventually
divorce his wife. (Salon)
lay • Didn't even say Au revoir
Walks off swinging her hat and
humming to herself like. That's
a whor e for you! A good lay
though. (Henry Miller) • He had
had many a lay but never had a
more exciting sexual experience
than scrubbing and lathering the
rice paddy whores. Even now he
got a blue veiner every time he
hel d a bar of soap. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • She's the girl you
used to go around with in col-
lege? She's a good lay. (William
Gaddis)
man-eater A sexually voracious
woman. • This chick, Elois, was
a man-eater-upper. I bet every
guy who' s ever met her has
jacked off to her at least once.
(Reservoir Dogs)
nympho A sexually voracious
woman. • — It is a male myth
about feminists that we hate sex.
Unf or tunatel y there are some
people (it is called satyriasis in
men, nymphomania in women)
who engage in it compulsively
and wi t ho u t j oy. — Li st en,
Maude, I'm sorry if your step-
mother is a nympho, but I don't
see what it has to do with me.
(The Big Lebowski) • I suppose
you t hi nk I' m some k i nd of
nympho? I don't want to be too
statistical about it, but I am
thirty-eight and I've only fucked
seven men. (E.A. Whitehead)
pussy • Mexico, that's a good
place. They got that good pussy
down there. (Robert Stone)
• Man, didn' t we have a good
time tonight? You rode in my
car. I showed you a good cat
house, al l t hat sweet bl ack
pussy. Ain't we friends? (David
Rabe) • Let's talk about pussy.
Did you get l aid l ast ni ght ?
(James Ellroy)
root (Austr) • Johnny Bickel
thought she'd be an easy root
and began to take notice of her.
(Donald Ireland)
screw • As a matter of fact, she
isn't such a great screw, but at
least she doesn't nag me day and
night, the way you do. (Alice
Chapman)
scrubber (UK) • — I didn't care
if he screwed the odd scrubber
now and again. It meant nothing
to me. I coul d stand it if he
could. But he couldn't. He let it
go to his head. — He's a roman-
tic. (E.A. Whitehead)
slag • He managed to get Judge
James Pickles to admit that if
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you murdered someone and then
said 'it was because he called
my mum a slag' you would prob-
ably get away with manslaugh-
ter. (Guardian)
spare • I got the impression
Maurice was on the look-out for
a bit of spare. Some of the girls
we get in here don't leave much
to the i magi nat i on. (Roger
Busby)
swinger Often applied specifi-
cally to someone who partici-
pates in group sex, par t ner -
swapping, etc. • I been associ-
ated with a guy. He's English,
he used to be a masseur. He's got
a bunch of goofs he works —
swingers, whip freaks, far-out
shit like that. (Robert Stone)
• Some operators have converted
nudist colonies into ' swinger
camps' , the new rural retreats
for the randy. (Time)
tail Often used in the expressions
a bit of tail and a piece of tail.
• Where's all the tail today? No
Hermi one, no Bunt y, no
Christabel? (Jeremy Potter)
• Him and four buddies want a
little dough to get a high class
piece of tail. (George V.
Higgins)
tart • What interested me was
the Moroccan girl and her girl-
friend. They were behaving ex-
actly like English tarts in the for-
ties. (Joe Orton) • 'Confounded
whore!' he suddenly bellowed,
in a voice which nearly blew me
from my seat. 'Slut! Malicious
tart!' (Akbar del Piombo)
tramp • Yeah, I remember her.
Song and dance. Nice legs and
generous with 'em. She went off
somewheres. How would I know
what them t r amps do?
(Raymond Chandler)
trim • I know what you need. A
little trim. (Joseph Wambaugh)
3. i cockteaser -calientapollas
• In front of me was a well-groomed woman
reading a paper. Her dress was up around her
thighs. She crossed her legs and her dress mo-
ved up even higher. The goddamned cockteaser,
I'd give her a hundred strokes, I'd give her
seven-and-a-half inches of throbbing purple!
(Charles Bukowski)
• Delante mio habia una mujer de muy buena
catadura leyendo un peri6dico. Su vestido le
quedaba bastante por encima de los musios.
Cruzo sus piernas y el vestido subio aun mas.
Maldita calientapollas, le daria un centenar de
embestidas. jLe darfa veinticinco centfmetros
de purpura palpitante!
SYNONYMS:
prickteaser — Did you get your
hole? — No. — Never mind,
mate. Not worth torturing your-
self. You know what they are?
They're j ust a couple of prick-
teasers. (E.A. Whitehead)
3. j wet dream -sueno humedo
• Adolescence brought the same fevered
fantasies and wet dreams everyone
experiences, but by that time I suppose my
attitude was set — if I thought about
masturbation at all, it was only as something
other, icky little boys did. (Salon)
* I know it's a cliche to say that films are like
dreams — like a collective unconscious. There
are horror movies which are like nightmares,
and then there are dirty movies like Deep
• La adolescencia trajo las mismas fantasias
febriles y suenos humedos que todo el mundo
siente, pero para entonces supongo que mi ac-
titud ya estaba fijada - si es que llegaba a pen-
sar en la rnasturbacion, solo era como algo
asqueroso que hacian los otros chicos.
• Ya Se que es un topico decir que las pelicu-
las son como los suenos - como una sub-
conciencia colectiva. Hay peliculas de terror
que son como pesadillas, y luego hay pelfcu-
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Throat and Emmanuelle which are like wet
dreams. (Jonathan Coe)
* It was suddenly as if my life were taking
place in the middle of a wet dream. There I
was, going down at last on the star of all those
pornographic films that I had been producing
in my head since I first laid a hand upon my
own joint. (Philip Roth)
las guarras como Gargania profunda y
Emmanuelle que son como suenos humedos.
• Era, de pronto, como si mi vida se desarrollara
en medio de un sueno humedo. Alli estaba yo,
convertido al fin en el protagonista de to-
das aquellas pellculas pornograficas que
habia estado produciendo en mi cabeza des-
de que puse por primera vez la mano sobre
mi propia polla.
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EXERCISE
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) boner (b) stand (c) horn (d) stud (e) ramrod (f) blue veiner
2. (a) turned-on (b) randy (c) randy-arsed (d) hot (e) dolly (f) cunt-struck
3. (a) lay (b) man-eater (c) nympho (d) tart (e) bimbo (f) stunner
4. (a) crumpet (b) wet dream (c) toy boy (d) hunk (e) stud
5. (a) the hots (b) jailbait (c) hot pants (d) lech (e) the glad eye (f) perve
EXERCISE 3.2
Here are some less common idiomatic and slang terms for body functions, nine of which have been
dealt with in this chapter. Try to identify the subject to which each group of synonyms and related
terms refers.
1. alley cat, bangster, bed
bunny, calico queen, easy
meat, free-for-all, goober
grabber, grassback, grind,
high flyer, hobby horse, hot
number, hot stuff, Miss
Horner, nestlecock, piece of
stray, push-over, roundheel,
scupper, shagstress, slot-job
2. burgeoning truncheon, Cap-
tain Standish, chubby, flag-
pole, Irish toothache, morn-
ing pride, Proud Mary, rock
python, spike, stalk, stand-
up, stiff, stiffer, Steely Dan,
throbber, woody
3. brimming, bulging, drip-
ping for it, frisky, gamy,
humpy, in the mood,
juiced up, juicy, lathered,
moist, motor running, on
for one's greens, oncom-
ing, pruney, rammish,
rooty, ruttish, wet
4. animal, basher, bed-presser,
belly bumper, Bluebeard,
chimney sweep, cock
hound, cocksman,
cocksmith, eager beaver,
fleece hunter, flesh fly, hair
monger, headhunter, make-
out artist, Mr Horner, pinch-
bottom, rooster, rutter,
sexpert, sharpshooter,
sportsman, stallion, swords-
man, woodman
EXERCISE 3.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Ron Jeremy no es exactamente el tipico semental. 2. A menudo he pensado que agradable seria si
un tio entrara en casa, me follara y se largara sin enrollarse ni decir nada. 3. Me quite los pantalones
y empece a besarla. Se me empalmo rapidamente. 4. Esta enconado con mi amiga, es asqueroso. 5.
Mira que buenas estan todas las ninfas de sciencia ficcion con sus monos apretados. 6. Salimos unas
cuantas veces. Nunca nos acostamos, pero jugueteamos. 7. Cruzo sus piernas y el vestido se retrayo
mas aun. La maldita calientapollas! 8. No hables asi, me estas poniendo cachonda. 9. jEra hermosa!
j Era joven! Era inocente! Era la mejor culo que habia tenido en mi vida! 10. No se me ha puesto
dura desde hace siglos. 11. ; Un hijo de puta intento ligarseme! (Era de lo mas grosero! jRealmente
odio a esos tipos! jSon repugnantes! 12. Hay peliculas guarras como Garganta profunda que son
como suenos humedos. 13. Era excitante. Me senti como si estuviese siendo violado. Se me empezo
a empalmar la polla. 14. Quien en su sano juicio hubiera creido que ella estaba loca por el ? 15.
Relaciones sexuales significa el coito. Solo estabamos jugueteando. 16. — Clara me engana. — Que
quieres decir? — Que mi mujer se acuesta con otros. 17. Era, de pronto, como si mi vida estuviera
desenvolviendo en medio de una polucion nocturna. 18. Pude ver aquellas largas piernas, las rodillas,
los delicados tobillos. Empece a ponerme cachondo. 19. 'Dijo que tenia un culo estupendo,' anuncio
Laura nostalgicamente. 20. La escuche respirar fuertemente, luego gemir. Me excitaba. Se me empal-
mo.
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(Several women are reminiscing about their sexual experiences. One of them tells how she reacted
to being abandoned by her husband.)
When Edward walked out on me I was desperate. I mean, I was a fucking housewife,
had no job, no friends, no contact with anyone. Completely isolated. And I was so angry and
humiliated that I was determined to get myself fucked by the first man I could. But could I?
I couldn't even meet a man. I mean, I wasn't invited out, the other wives I knew treated me as
if I was a fucking leper or something. So finally I had to force myself to go and sit in a pub.
I got a drink, looked around, and then I went and sat next to the least repellent male in there.
I chatted him up and then I took him back to the house. I'd got everything ready in advance...
I'd left the kids at my mother's so we had the place to ourselves ... and we sat on the couch
and started snogging. Well... I don't know if it was all the snogging or what but I chickened
out. I told him I couldn't make it... because I knew he thought I was on the game. Somehow
that thought turned me right off. I said maybe if we could meet again I might feel different,
might feel better then. You know what he said? He said he couldn't make assignations because
then he'd feel like he was betraying his wife but if he banged me on the spot then he wouldn't
feel so bad about it! What a fucking hypocrite! I told him to bugger off. Then he asked me...
well, if I wouldn't fuck, could he lick me out and wank himself off? That shook me... I'd
never heard of anything like that before! I mean, Edward had never been really hot at
sex, and what he had done had always been pretty conventional... he was playing the
good Catholic boy, of course... but anyway I was curious so I told this bastard to go
right on with it. You know what he said? He said, 'OK, you go and wash it.' Wash it!
Christ, it was all right to stick his dick in me but not his precious tongue! But I was
stupid enough to trot to the bathroom and do it! After he' d gone I could have kicked
myself. There was come all over the couch and I could never get rid of the stains.
From the play Old Flames by E.A. Whitehead
Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. A deprecatory adjective used for negative emphasis but with no particular meaning. 2. A verb
meaning to have sexual intercourse, to perform the sex act. 3. A verb meaning to engage in flirtatious
conversation with a person and usually to make sexual advances. 4. A verb meaning to kiss and caress.
5. An adverbial phrase which means engaged in prostitution. 6. A verb meaning to have sexual
intercourse with a woman. 7. A phrasal verb meaning to leave, depart, go away. 8. A phrasal verb
meaning to perform cunnilingus. 9. A verb meaning to masturbate. 10. A deprecatory term which can
be used of any male. 11. A word which means penis. 12. A word which means semen.
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4. a grope -magrear
Used as a verb, the word refers to fondling or attempting to fondle someone's genitals or a woman's
breasts. As a noun, it refers to foreplay involving manual stimulation of the genitals.
• Diana Ross' reaction to an alleged mid-frisk
breast brush by a female security guard at
L ondon's Heathrow A irport was to grope the
grabby gal right back and sweetly inquire,
'How do you like it?' (S alon)
* What? No lustful gallants eager to give you
your first experience? Y our first tender, never-
to-be-forgotten grope? (E .A . Whitehead)
. Willey had come directly to her home after a
November 1996 meeting with C linton, 'upset
and humiliated' , allegedly because the
president had 'groped' her. (S alon)
• Y ou're jammed into the crowd with no way
out and all the time the men are staring at you
and pressing against you. T heir hands are all
over you. Oh, not the I talian pinch on the
bottom, I mean they're really feeling your
body and squeezing and groping at you. (E .A .
Whitehead)
• L a reaccion de Diana Ross hacia la supues-
ta rozadura de pecho en pleno cacheo por par-
te de una encargada de seguridad en el
aeropuerto de Heathrow en L ondres fue la de
meterle mano y preguntarle con dulzura, T e
gusta?'
• Que? No hubo ningun galan lujurioso an-
sioso de proporcionarte tu primera experien-
cia? £T u primera tierna, e inolvidable, metida
de mano?
• Willey habia venido directamente a su casa tras
una reunion en noviembre de 1996 con C linton,
'disgustada y humillada', al parecer porque el
presidente le habia 'metido mano'.
• E stas atascada en medio de la multitud sin
poder salir y los hombres no paran de mirarte
y achucharte. S us manos estan por todo tu
cuerpo. Oh, no merefiero al tipico pellizco ita-
liano en el culo, sino a que estan tocandote de
verdad, apretujandose contra ti, y metiendote
rnano.
RELATED TERMS:
The following words denote different degrees of amorous engagement, or different stages of foreplay,
from the relatively innocent (neck, footsie, smooch) to the more intense (dryhump, finger-fuck).
canoodle (U S ) T o kiss and cud-
dle. • One year I lived in a com-
mune where I loved and slept
with two men, both T eamsters,
one of whom worked the day shift
while the other worked nights. I
canoodled with C ary on the sofa
for a couple hours in the after-
noon, and with Marcus during the
night. (S usie Bright)
dryhump, dryfuck (U S ) T o ap-
proximate the sex act without pen-
etration or divestiture, and (so the
term implies) without orgasm.
• S he was raised in this house. T he
girl who has let me undo her bras-
siere and dryhump her at the dor-
mitory door, grew up in this white
house. (Philip Roth)
feel up T o fondle someone's
genitals. • He literally bumped
into Ziggy feeling up the pretti-
est girl at the party in a dark damp
corner. (Mordecai Richler)
fingerfuck, fingerbang T o insert
a finger or fingers in the vulva.
• I was a guest at A ly Khan's for
dinner when you were still back
in Newark, New Jersey, finger-
fucking your little Jewish girl
friends! (Philip Roth)
• S he wants you to fingerfuck
her shikse cunt till she faints.
(Philip Roth) • Y our days of fin-
ger-bangi ng ol d Mary Jane
Rottencrotch through her pretty
pink pant i es are over! (Full
Metal Jacket)
footsie A morous and clandes-
tine play with the feet. Nearly
always in the expression to play
footsie. Often used figuratively,
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as in the second example. • I
played footsie with her during
Don Jose' s first seduction by
Carmen. (George Fowler) • Why
don't you admit it, Irma? You
played footsie with the SS,
didn't you? Isn' t that how you
got out of Auschwi t z, Irma?
(William Styron)
make out • Through the window,
we see a couple making out on the
hood of a car. (Chasing Amy)
• Holden glances at the disc in
his hands. Pictured on it are two
gorgeous chicks, barely clad,
making out. The title is 'Men
Suck., and so do Girls — All
XXX Action.' (Chasing Amy)
• Cecile, we just made out in the
middle of Central Park. You can
trust me. (Cruel Intentions)
neck To kiss and caress. • —
You know what I' m doing,
George? — No, Martha... what
are you doing? — I'm entertain-
ing. I'm entertaining one of the
guests. I'm necking with one of
the guests. (Edward Albee)
slap and tickle (UK) Light-
hearted kissing and caressing.
• He'd woo her the way she ob-
viously wanted, flowers and at-
tention and not too much slap
and tickle. (Colleen McCullough)
smooch To kiss and caress, es-
pecially while dancing to slow,
r omant i c music. • That was
probably a relief for the dimly
lit duo, who had predicted the
end of the world in a special
mi l l enni um X-Files episode.
Excitement at being alive as 2000
dawned propelled the famously
unromantic couple into each oth-
er's arms for a New Year smooch.
(Guardian) • The smooching be-
gins, quite pleasurable at first,
and after interminable minutes
of this foreplay, there starts the
repetitious and inevitable build-
up... (William Styron)
snog (UK) To kiss and caress.
• I liked him. I thought he was a
really nice boy. The only thing,
he always wanted to snog. The
main event of an evening out, for
him, was the snogging session
in the back of the car. (E.A.
Whitehead)
touch up To fondle someone's
genitals. • Good-looking tart... I
wouldn't have minded her touch-
ing me up. (Clive Egleton)
4. b fuck -joder, foliar
The most popular swearword in English entered the language at the beginning of the 16
th
century,
origin unknown but perhaps related to German ficken, to strike, to copulate with. The verb is used
transitively and intransitively. Numerous idiomatic uses are examined in Chapter 10.
• Most other countries weren't even inhabita-
ble anymore. They had too many people and
not enough space... and still the people went
on fucking all the time. Fucking was how
babies were made. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
• Before I went into analysis I was completely
frigid, can you imagine? Now all I do is think
about fucking. Wilhelm Reich has turned me
into a nympho, I mean sex on the brain.
(William Styron)
* After all a wife is a human being. She needs
a fuck as much as we do. What else is there?
A feed, a fuck, a good kip... (E.A. Whitehead)
* I would look at myself in the mirror, pinch
the skin under my chin, and decide that I was
going through menopause and was drying up
for want of a good fuck. I am not the sort of
woman who goes without sex without a
protest. (Erica Jong)
• La mayoria de los demas paises ni siquiera
eran habitables. Tenian demasiada gente y no
habia suficiente espacio... pero la gente se-
guia follando sin parar. Follando era como se
hacian los ninos.
• Antes de empezar con las sesiones de tera-
pia era completamente frigida, £te lo imagi-
nas? Ahora lo unico que hago es pensar en
foliar. Wilhem Reich me ha convertido en una
ninfomana, con sexo en el seso.
• Despues de todo, una esposa es un ser hu-
mano. Necesita ser follada tanto como noso-
tras. Que otra cosa hay? Comer, foliar, echar
una cabezada...
• Me miraba en el espejo, me pellizcaba la
piel bajo la barbilla, y decidia que estaba pa-
sando por la menopausia, y me estaba que-
dando seca de tantas ganas que tenia de que
me follaran. No soy el tipo de mujer que pue-
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• When was the last time you had a fuck? Is
that an embarrassing question for you?
(Naked)
• Cuando fue la ultima vez que follaste? Te
da corte la pregunta?
S Y N O N Y M S :
ball Especially of a man.
• That's what any eighteen-year-
old chick or thir ty- year - old
chick will tell you when you take
her out: 'Y ou don't love me, you
j ust want to ball me.' (Lenny
Bruce) • And you can tell the
world all about those chicks that
you ball. (Gore Vidal) • What
Tom Cr uise doesn' t know is
she's really a hooker, and Jim
Be lushi ' s been balling her.
(Jonathan Coe)
bang • He is nine years old.
Where does he learn phrases like
' bangi ng beaver ' and ' f uck
God'? (Deconstructing Harry)
• — This M s. Allen next door,
was he banging her? — I don' t
think so, man, she' s like sev-
enty- f i ve years old. (Sea of
Love) • I've been trying to bang
this broad for a fucking month
now. The only thing is she won' t
go out with me alone, you know.
(GoodFellas)
bonk (UK) • — What is a proper
r elationship? — Living with
someone who talks to you after
they've bonked you. (Naked)
• Fiona has become so frustrated
that she has been bonking the
chairman of the neighbouring
constituency's Conservative as-
sociation. (Daily Telegraph)
diddle • S he suspects that your de-
crepit alcoholic father is diddling
the maid. (Cruel Intentions)
dip one's wick Used of a man,
from the notion of inserting the
penis. • N one of your barmaids
or local peasant wenches for
Pete. He' s very calculating
where he dips his wick. (Robert
Barnard) • But if you do get laid
... if you do manage to moisten
the old wick, how many people
would stop, before, during, or
after, and give thanks to a j ust
creator? (David M amet)
frig Euphemistic, the original
meaning being to move briskly.
• High-pressure romancing: find
'em, fool 'em, frig 'em and for-
get 'em. (M ezzrow & Wolfe)
get one's hole • I was like a
young bull in those days, getting
my hole three times a night and
still not satisfied. (John O gilby)
get one's end away (UK) • They
called him Grandad, asking him
how his girlfriends were. 'Are
you getting it?' they kept repeat-
ing. 'Getting your end away?'
(Guardian)
get one's leg over • M y God,
she wears these tight little skirts.
I don' t know if she realises the
effect she has on a bloke like me.
What do you reckon the chances
of getting a leg over are? (Alan
Beretta)
get one's oats • — What' s got
into you tonight? N eeding your
oats or something? — I had
what you call my oats last night.
I do not need them again tonight.
(John M cGrath)
get one's rocks off Used of a
man. • N othing... nothing makes
you so attractive to the opposite
sex as getting your rocks off on
a regular basis. (David M amet)
goose S ometimes denoting spe-
cifically anal intercourse. • W.H.
Auden says that it is more mor-
ally confusing to be goosed by a
bishop than by a traveling sales-
man. (Erica Jong)
have it off, have it away (UK)
• I unzipped my fly, pulled down
my under pant s and came on
Clive' s belly. He later told me
he'd had it off with a photogra-
pher the previous night and so
wasn't much concerned with hav-
ing it away himself. (Joe O rton)
hump • — Y ou're disgusting. —
Because you're going to hump
M artha, I'm disgusting? (Edward
Albee) • S he' s moaning and
groaning and about to go the
whole long route. Humping and
bumping, and she's screaming ...
all of a sudden she scr eams
'Wait.' (David M amet) • S tory is
he humped the faculty wives in
alphabetical order. (M alcolm
Br adbur y) • Less a Don Juan
than a beta male, I resembled one
of those bachelor sea elephants
who gets in some humping when-
ever the alpha king of the harem
falls asleep. (Hank Hyena)
jump • S he admitted she always
wanted him to jump her. (Robert
L. Chapman)
knock off (UK) How long's he
been knocking off the vicar' s
wife then? (Alan Beretta)
lay M ostly used passively, to be
laid or to get laid. • While you're
struggling with a little bitch like
that there may be a dozen cunts
on the terrasse just dying to be
laid. It's a fact. They all come
over here to get laid... I had a
married woman the other day
who told me she hadn't had a lay
for six months. (Henry M iller)
• The Way to Get Laid is to Treat
'Em like S hit. (David M amet)
make it • We were legally sepa-
r ated. I made it with a lotta
chicks, you're entitled to make it
with a lotta guys. (Lenny Bruce)
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• How could you make it with
him? That fat, disgusting piece of
— you cunt! (Lenny Bruce)
make out (US) Often, as in
these examples, stressing suc-
cess in achieving sexual inter-
course, but it also means simply
kissing and cuddling. See 4.a
above. • 'You want to know how
truck drivers make out with
women, right?' the driver said.
'You have this idea that every
driver is fucking up a storm from
coast to coast, ri ght ?' (Kurt
Vonnegut Jr.)
• Those fucking firemen make
out like bandits. (David Mamet)
• Here I am pushing thirty years
old. I fall crazy in love with a
Polish shiksa and she keeps her
sweet treasure all locked up as
tightly as little Shirly Mirmelstein
I tried to make out with for five
whole years. (William Styron)
nail • Name me one chick in our
senior class that Rick Derris
didn' t nail, for Christ's sake!
(Chasing Amy) • I'm also learned
in the ways of the heart, and can
offer you this advice: nail her, get
it out of your system, and move
on. (Chasing Amy) • — How did
it go with Mrs. Jesus? — If you're
asking if I nailed her, the answer
is no. (Cruel Intentions)
poke • Working-class morality...
It's a stallion-style morality. The
principle is very simple: the
male pokes everything he can get
until one day he inadvertently
pokes himself into wedlock; after
that he stops poking and starts
lusting. (E.A. Whitehead)
ride • She mounted him and rode
him unt i l they climaxed to-
gether. (S. Allen) • She was the
college bike, everybody had rid-
den her. (James Laffan) • — Do
you mind if I take my new
Porsche for a ride? — Kathryn,
the only thing you're going to be
riding is me. (Cruel Intentions)
• Can' t get a bird: no chance
of a ride. Got a bird: too much
hassle. (Trainspotting)
root • I don't eat pork... I don't
eat filthy animals. Pigs sleep and
root in shit. That's a filthy ani-
mal. (Pulp Fiction)
score Stressing success in
achieving sexual intercourse.
• — This is where you take
straight chicks on dates? —
This'11 probably be the first time
I don't score afterwards. — I don't
know. I'm starting to get a tingle
in my bottom. (Chasing Amy)
screw • Sergeant Yanov's only
immediate passion in life ... was
some night to drag officer Reba
Hadley away from the nightwatch
desk and into the basement and
rip her tight blue uniform blouse
and skirt from her tantalizing
young body and literally screw the
badge right off her. Which was
perhaps symbolically linked with
Yanov's avowed belief that supe-
rior officers had been screwing
him mercilessly for the past
eleven years. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• Those redneck maggots like to
read their Bibles over you while
they screw you in the ass. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • 'Roscoe'd screw the
crack of dawn,' said Father Willie.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
shag • — Did you have to beat
her up? —- I never beat her up.
— You shagged her, though?
(Naked) • ' I' ve got to meet
someone,' I whispered desper-
ately. 'Shame,' he said softly. 'See
you Monday,' and gave me a look
so dirty I felt like throwing my-
self after him shouting 'Shag me!
Shag me!' (Helen Fielding)
• Feeling a bewildering mixture
of smugness and pride over my
perfect new boyfriend whom the
girls clearly wished to have a go
at shagging. (Helen Fielding)
shtup (US) Yiddish, to push, to
shove. • With those legs — why,
of course he was shtupping her
... Wasn't he? (Philip Roth)
slip it to somebody • Could he
have been slipping it to her?
Could my father have been slip-
ping it to this lady on the side?
(Philip Roth)
stuff Used of a male. • He was
sacked from Eton for stuffing the
boys' maids. (Sunday Times)
• — I love her, but she has a past.
— I'll say. Stuffing two guys, eat-
ing chicks out. (Chasing Amy)
tear it off a bit Used of a man
having sex with a woman. • Ital-
ian wives must sit and suffer if
the men tear off a bit on the sly.
(Custom Car)
4. c nooky, nookie -polvos
. Dustin Hoffman also nailed huge numbers
of nookie in his prime, notes a Nov. 15 article
in the Evening Standard of London. 'If anyone
thinks Jack Nicholson and I got laid less than
Warren Beatty when we were single, they're
wrong.' (Salon)
• Dustin Hoffman, en su momento cumbre,
tambien mojo en grandes cantidades, indica
un articulo del 15 de noviembre en el Evening
Standard de Londres. 'Si alguien cree que Jack
Nicholson y yo follamos menos que Warren
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• If one of my friends discovered that my wife
had been having a quick bit of nooky, I
wouldn't want them to tell me. If she decides
to tell me — that's different. (Guardian)
• You might even have enough free time to get
you a little nooky. A growin' Southern boy's
got to have his poontang, don't he. (William
Styron)
• Si uno de mis amigos descubriera que mi
esposa se estaba tirando a otro, no quisiera
que me lo contara. Si ella decide contarmelo
— eso es distinto.
• Puede que incluso tengas suficiente tiempo
para ligarte a alguna. Un joven sureno tiene
que pillar un poco de cono, seguro que si.
RELATED TERMS:
hanky-panky Surreptitious
sexual activity. • Parish council-
lors in Kinver, Staffordshire, are
considering putting prickly
plants in a local park to deter
youngsters going behind the
bushes at night for a bit of
hanky-panky. (Guardian)
how's your father (UK) Euphe-
mistic. Sexual intercourse. • The
Princess and the Pea Brain' as one
paper dubbed them... Naturally
both parties strenuously denied
any how's-your-father. (Q)
knee-trembler Describes an act
of sexual intercourse between
people standing up. • They
would be going to the pub for a
pint and afterwards Nelson
would get her against our back
wall for a knee-trembler... He
claimed that knee-tremblers
were the most exhausting way of
having sex. (B.W. Aldiss)
• We're not taking each other on
the couch, grabbing a noon
quickie, having a little knee-
trembler before we do the dishes.
Instead, we're having work-re-
lated sex. (Salon)
one-night stand An extremely
brief sexual liaison. • Katie will
always insist on going back to
her intended's home for sex. 'It's
a more empowering thing to do
because you can leave when you
want... I don't want to taint my
own flat with the messiness of a
one-night stand.' (Guardian)
poontang (US) Sexual inter-
course. Probably from French
putain, whore. • You think we
waste gooks for freedom? This
is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get
my balls blown off for a word ...
my word is 'poontang'. (Full
Metal Jacket)
rumpy-pumpy (UK) Surrepti-
tious sexual intercourse. • So
why don't Mulder and Scully get
together? Fans of the show have
always insisted that any hint of
rumpy-pumpy would undermine
a relationship based on profes-
sional trust. (Guardian)
the other Euphemistic. Usually
in phrase a bit of the other. • I've
got to be noticed by any guy
who's on the prowl away from
home and looking for a bit of the
other. (Spectator)
tumble • It just so happened
that as he was concluding his
speech a whore gave us the eye.
Without the slightest transition
he says to me abruptly: 'Would
you like to give her a tumble? It
won't cost much... she'll take
the two of us on.' (Henry Miller)
wham, bam, thank you ma'am
Denotes sexual intercourse done
quickly and generally without
tenderness. • — What a flop! —
If you hadn't touched me... —
Ha! If I hadn't touched you...
What did you expect after that
build up? After all that licking
and biting and kissing and roll-
ing around the sandhill. I was
aching. So I touch you... and
WHAM BAM THANK YO U MA' AM!
(E.A. Whitehead)
4. d gangbang -violation colectiva, sexo tribal
These two terms refer to sex involving several people. Gangbang applies to an act of multiple
intercourse, especially one in which several men in succession have sex with the same woman. A daisy
chain is sex involving three or more people, often male homosexuals, simultaneously.
» I ever tell you about that slopehead we used
to gangbang in Nam, partner? This little gook
was about fourteen, but retarded. Had the brain
of a chicken and nearsighted to boot. We got
a translator to tell her that fucking was good
• Alguna vez te conte lo de la asiatica que nos
tirabamos ente todos en Vietnam, colega? Esta
asiatiquilla tenia unos catorce anos, pero era re-
trasada. Tenia el cerebro de una gallina y era
miope para colmo. Conseguimos un traductor
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for her eyes. (Joseph Wambaugh)
* Carolina Moon and Ora Lee Tingle are just
about the only broads you ever ball lately and
I think you only do that to be a respectable
member of an unrespectable group that gets
drunk once a week and gangbangs two fat coc-
ktail waitresses. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• I'm fucked if I'm going to spend the rest of
my life in an Arab gaol for the sake of that
little cow! Look at her. Sitting there. All
innocent. She marched out of here half-naked
and got gang-banged... and she tells it straight
like a story out of True Romances! (E.A.
Whitehead)
para decirla que foliar era bueno para sus ojos.
• Carolina Moon y Ora Lee Tingle son, prac-
ticamente, las unicas tias que te tiras ultima-
mente y creo que solo lo haces por ser
miembro respetable de un grupo nada respe-
table que se emborracha una vez a la semana
y juntos se tiran a dos gordas camareras.
• Estaria jodido si me fuera a quedar el resto
de mi vida en una carcel arabe por culpa de
esa vaquilla! Mirala. Ahi sentada. Toda
inocente. Salio de aqui medio desnuda y se la ti
raron entre varios... y lo cuenta sin rodeos como
un cuento sacado de Romances veridicosl
RELATED TERMS:
daisy chai n • Schni t zl er ' s
play lays out a sexual daisy
chai n of f ive men and f i ve
with a soldier, who sleeps with
a chamber mai d, who sleeps
with her young employer, who
sleeps with a married woman,
and so on, ending up with the
women: A pr ost i t ut e sleeps prostitute again. (Salon) • You
have to do more than take a
little gas, or slash the wr ists.
Pot ? Zer o! D ai sy chai ns ?
Nothing! Debauchery? A mu-
seum word. (Saul Bellow)
4. e go down on someone -chupar, mamar
* Here is a honey of a girl, with the softest,
pinkest, most touching nipples I have ever
drawn between my lips, only she won't go
down on me. (Philip Roth)
* I do not want her body. Do not want to see
it, caress it, go down on it. (Kate Millett)
If you think 37 dicks is a lot, then you just
wait and see, Mister. I'm going to put the
hookers in Times Square to shame with all the
guys I go down on now. (Clerks)
* Chicks never help you out. They never tell
you what to do. And most of them are self-
conscious about that smell factor, and so
most of the time they just lay there, frozen
like a deer in the headlights, right? But
when a chick goes down on me, I let her
know where to go and what the status is.
You gotta handle it like CNN and the
Weather Channel — constant updates.
(Chasing Amy)
• Aquf hay un encanto de chica, con los pezo-
nes mas suaves, rosados y deliciosos que he
tenido jamas entre los labios, solo que no quie-
re chuparmela.
• No quiero su cuerpo. No lo quiero ver, ni
acariciar, ni comermelo.
• Si crees que 37 pollas son muchas, sientate
y espera, tio. Voy a dejar a la altura del barro
a las prostitutas de Times Square con todos
los tios que me como ahora.
• Las tias nunca te ayudan. Nunca te dicen
que hacer. Y a la mayorfa les da corte el
factor tufo, asi que la mayoria del tiempo
se quedan ahi, congeladas como un ciervo
atrapado por los faros, verdad? Pero cuan-
do una tia me la come, yo le digo adonde ir
y como va la cosa. Tienes que tomartelo
como si fueran las noticias o el tiempo —
actualizandote constantemente.
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RELATED TERMS:
The following words relate to oral sex, both fellatio and cunnilingus. With the exception of blowjob,
sixty-nine and soixante-neuf, all the terms are verbs.
blow • How would I like Bub-
bles Giraldi to come to my own
house in the afternoon and blow
me, as she did Smolka, on his
own bed? (Phi l i p Rot h) • A
woman blowing a man's natural.
A woman blowing a dog's dis-
gusting. (David Mamet)
blowjob • You're so fucking
verbal. Who else could have
talked me into gi vi ng him a
blowjob at my father's funeral?
(Deconstructing H arry ) • I'm
t hi nki ng Hugh Grant . . . How
does a man with a girlfriend with
looks like Elizabeth Hurley have
a blowjob from a prostitute on a
public highway and get away
with it? What happened to hell
hath no fury? (Helen Fielding)
• We work long hours in The Busi-
ness, I can tell you. It ain't all bou-
quets and blowjobs, like you prob-
ably think. (Joseph Wambaugh)
eat • What Sally couldn't do was
eat me. To shoot a gun at a little
quack-quack is fine, to suck my
cock is beyond her. ( Phi l i p
Roth) • Yes sir, if I were some
big blond goy in a pink riding
suit and hundred-dollar hunt -
ing boots, don' t worry, she'd
be down there eating me, of
that I am sure! (Philip Roth)
eat pussy • For a man to interest
me, he has to eat my pussy. Have
you ever eaten pussy? (Charles
Bukowski) • Bearded men often
have cuntlike mouths; perhaps
that is why they so love to eat
pussy: it is like kissing themselves
in a mirror. (Erica Jong)
eat somebody out • That's how
I was in high school — I was
nervous and inhibited about be-
ing eaten out. But by the time I
got to college, that all changed.
I loosened up. (Chasing Amy)
french • Honest, honey, I didn't
do not hi ng to that guy. Only
fooled around with him a little.
I was n' t f r enchi ng hi m. I
wouldn' t go down there and kiss
that rich man's cock and suck his
balls like I'm gonna do to you
right now. You know I wouldn' t
do that to no other man, don't
you, honey? (Joseph Wambaugh)
give head / give a headjob
• You give good dialogue. I won-
der if you give good head. (Erica
Jong) • My mother brought me
up to believe that if I can' t do
something right, I shouldn't do
it at all. Of course, my father
told me she gave lousy head, but
that's beside the point. (Chasing
Amy) • Some fruit picks up a guy
in the restroom couple weeks
ago and offers him ten bucks to
let him give the guy a headjob,
which is okay except he don' t
have no money after he does it.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
muff-dive To perform cunnilin-
gus. • I thought you were sup-
posed to be a superior person, you
muff-diving, mother-fucking son
of a bitch! (Philip Roth)
sixty-nine, soixante-neuf De-
notes mutual oral stimulation of
the genitals. The French term is
considered more sophisticated
than the English. • A quite nice
boy of about sevent een ap-
proached me. I do the soixante-
neuf,' he said and added with a
beam, I suck you.' This is some-
thing I'd never heard a Moroc-
can offer before. (Joe Orton)
suck somebody's cock
• Mandel the next day tells me
that within half an hour after my
frenetic departure, Bubbles was
down on her fucking dago knees
sucking his cock. (Philip Roth)
• After an interval I noticed that
t he si xt h man was kneel i ng
down beside the youngish man
with fair hair and sucking his
cock... As I was about to leave I
heard the bearded man hissing
quietly, 'I suck people off! Who
wants his cock sucked?' (Joe
Orton)
suck, suck off • Look, do you
just suck, or do you fuck, too?
(Philip Roth) • She puts ice cubes
in her mouth until her tongue and
lips are freezing, then sucks me
off — then switches to hot tea!
(Philip Roth) • It's like this per-
missive society they talk about:
never permitted me anything as
far as I recall. I mean like watch-
ing schoolgirls suck each other off
while you whip them... (Philip
Larkin)
teabag Fellatio, performed so
that the woman takes the man's
testicles or both penis and testi-
cles into her mouth. • Veteran
fashion photographer David Bai-
ley is taking a break from snap-
ping supermodels to focus on a
teabag. A British tea company
has commi ssi oned Bailey to
snap a whopping photo of its
prize bag. 'Teabag and glamor-
ous are not words you' d expect
to find in the same sentence,'
Bailey told the U.K. Mirror. Of
course, anyone who saw John
Waters' Pecker might take issue
with that. (Salon)
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4. f rubber -condon, goma, globo
• — What's a collapsible container? — A
rabbet. That's what we called them when we
worked vice. In any police report when you
refer to a collapsible container, it's a rubber.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
• Josh didn't wear a rubber and now has a Te-
rrible Disease. (Salon)
• I've had it with whiners who complain
about condoms! They're just mad they're
not getting laid more often. Guys who know
what they're doing with rubbers are a
lover's dream come true. When you aren't
worried about getting knocked up or sick,
you can thoroughly enjoy being horny. End
of story. (Susie Bright)
• — Will you fuck me if I wear a rubber? —
No. — If I don't? — Maybe. (Erica Jong)
es un recipiente plegable? — Un
conddn. Asi los llamabamos cuando traba-
jabamos en anti-vicio. En cualquier infor-
me policial, cuando mencionas un
recipiente plegable, se trata de un condon.
• Josh no se puso un conddn y ahora tiene una
Enfermedad Terrible.
• Estoy harta de llorones que se quejan de los
condones! S61o estan cabreados porque follan
con mayor frecuencia. Los tios que saben lo que
hacen con los condones son el sueno hecho rea-
lidad de cualquier amante. Cuando no te estas
preocupando de quedarte embarazada ni de pi-
llar algo, puedes disfrutar a tope de estar cachon-
da. Fin de la historia.
• — Me follaras si me pongo un cond6n? —
No. — i,Y si no me lo pongo? — Quizas.
SYNO NYMS:
Durex (UK) A trademark, the
UK's best known condom, now
a generic word. • — Hey, Andy...
Have you got any Durex? —
Never use them. I prefer it in the
raw. (E.A. Whitehead)
French letter, frenchy (UK)
• For most of the 19th and 20th
centuries, the folk term was
'French letter' (because con-
doms came in discreet enve-
lopes), irreverently abbreviated
to 'frenchie'. In the days when I
was, as you might say, into con-
doms, I was struck by the chau-
vinism with which frenchies
were advertised. 'British Manu-
facture Throughout,' Durex used
proudly to proclaim. (Guardian)
johnny (UK) • What is the
mark? Well, the mark, Brian, is
the bar code — the ubiquitous
bar code that you' ll find on
every bog-roll, on every packet
of johnnies, on every poxy pork
pie. (Naked)
skin (US) • 'You got those rub-
bers you use?' he asked sud-
denly. 'I want those skins.' (Tom
Sharpe)
Trojan (US) A trademark, the
best known condom in the US.
• Now I have absolutely nothing
to worry about except the Tro-
jan I have been carrying around
so long in my wallet that inside
its tinfoil wrapper it has prob-
ably been half eaten away by
mold. O ne spurt and the whole
thing will go flying in pieces all
over the inside of Bubbles
Giraldi's box. (Philip Roth) • I
gazed at her prettiness, thinking
about the Trojan Extra-Lube I
always carry in my wallet.
(Hank Hyena)
4. g jerk off -hacerse una paja, pelarsela
This is the most common American term meaning to masturbate; the most common British term is to wank.
* His sex life consisted of getting into bed with
his young and beautiful bride and jerking off
into a copy of a magazine called Garter Belt.
(Philip Roth)
• Su vida sexual consistia en meterse en la
cama con su joven y bella esposa y mastur-
barse sobre un ejemplar de una revista llama-
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• — I remember once, on an exercise in
Germany, I caught one of my own men, a
private soldier, jerking off into half a pound
of lamb's liver. — Thank God it wasn't an
officer. (E.A. Whitehead)
• Walter didn't teach you to make love, you
lying creepy little idiot! I'll bet you' ve
never had a good fuck in your life! All
Walter taught you was how to jerk off the
poor slobs who want to get into your pants!
(William Styron)
• — And if I win? — I'll give you something
you've been jerking off about ever since our
parents got married. I'll fuck your brains out.
(Cruel Intentions)
• A woman, preferably black, would be
engaged for a very high sum to squat naked
upon a glass coffee table and take a crap while
the tycoon lay flat on his back, directly
beneath the table, and jerked his dong off.
(Philip Roth)
• — Recuerdo una vez, de maniobras por
Alemania, que le pile a uno de mis hom-
bres masturbandose con media libra de hi-
gado de cordero. — Gracias a Dios que no
era un oficial.
• Walter no te enseno a hacer el amor, idiota
metiroso de mierda! jApostaria a que no te
han follado bien en la vida! Lo unico que te
enseno Walter fue como masturbar a los po-
bres idiotas que se quieren meter en tus pan-
talones!
• — Y si gano yo? — Te dare algo por lo que
te has estado haciendo pajas desde que se ca-
saron nuestros padres. Te follare hasta que cai-
gas rendido.
• Una mujer, preferiblemente negra, era
contratada por una elevada suma de dinero
para que se pusiera desnuda en cuclillas
sobre una mesa de cristal e hiciera de vien-
tre mientras el magnate permanecfa tendi-
do de espaldas, directamente debajo de la
mesa, y se hacia una paja.
SYN O N YM S:
beat one's meat (US) • Why,
alone on my bed in N ew York,
why am I still hopelessly beat-
ing my meat? Doctor, what do
you call this sickness I have?
(Philip Roth)
give oneself a hand-job • The
three-finger hand-job is what I
have devised for jerking off in
public places. (Philip Roth)
• 'Who the fuck is she that she
won't even give a guy a hand-job?
A measly hand-job. Is that the
world to ask of her? I ain't leav-
ing till she either sucks it or
pulls it — one or the other!
(Philip Roth)
J. Arthur (UK) Rhyming slang
of J. Arthur Rank and wank.
• Rowe is lying on his bed, his face
to the wall. Featherstone says qui-
etly: 'Here, he's having a crafty
J. Arthur.' (John M cGrath)
jack off • —You ever make it with
an O riental? — N o. I spent eight-
een months in Korea jacking off.
(David M amet) • So you're gonna
go out there, drink your drink, say
'Goodnight, I've had a very lovely
evening,' go home, and jack off.
And that's all you're gonna do.
(Pulp Fiction) • O h, sure, we
could do other things to make
him come — jack him off, go
down on hi m, the usual .
(Courtney Weaver)
pull one's peter (US) • Why are
you chained to a toilet? I'll tell
you why: poetic justice! So you
can pull your peter till the end of
time! (Philip Roth)
pull one's putz (US) • Enough
being a nice Jewish boy, publicly
pleasing my parents while pri-
vately pulling my putz! Enough!
(Philip Roth)
pull one's wire • Remember
what I said about sex. Keep away
from the maids and pretty boys.
As for pulling your wire, that's
no occupation for a gentleman.
(John O sborne)
toss off • The reasons for this
gloom are several, laying aside
minor matters like lack of exer-
cise, tossing off, etc., which are
in themselves products of gloom
as much as producers. (Philip
Larkin) • I tossed him off. He
came only a small amount.
They' re pulling their cocks
twenty-four hours a day, I sup-
pose. (Joe O rton)
wank • Afterwards it took me
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ages to toss him o f f . Finally I gave
up, allowing him to wank himself,
and only at the last minute did he
force his prick into my hand. (Joe
Orton) • — You got a bint at
home? — Girl I write to. — Me
too. Mine's at school. All love and
kisses and current affairs but I
have the odd wank over her photo.
(Peter Nichols) • I can tell any
man in 10 seconds how to use
condoms with ease: Buy a bunch
of different kinds and mastur-
bate with them until you find a
kind you like. Great wankers
make great condom artistes.
(Susie Bright)
whack off (US) • It takes the se-
riousness out of everything if you
can imagine the President in back
of the bathroom door whacking it
to Miss July. I stroke it once in a
while, I assume he does. (Lenny
Bruce) • What had old Stingo been
up to while Josef had been writh-
ing in Warsaw' s unspeakable
Gehenna? Listening to Glenn
Miller, swilling beer, horsing
around in bars, whacking off.
(William Styron) • — What are
you doing? — What does it look
like I'm doing? I'm whacking off.
Spanking the monkey. Flogging
the bishop. Choking the chicken.
Jerking the gherkin. (American
Beauty)
4. h cherry -virginidad
A cherry is a virgin o f either sex, o r virginity in general. The usage derives f ro m the suppo sed
resemblance between the hymen and a cherry. The wo rd is used in verbal expressio ns like to still have
one's cherry, to lose one's cherry, to pop o r bust someone's cherry, etc. It is so metimes used f iguratively,
as in the f inal example.
• The day I lost my cherry didn't amount to
much anyway. (R.H. Rimmer)
• You wanted Tyrone to lose his cherry, but
things got out of hand. Isn't that right?
(James Ellroy)
* Call Cecile and get her to come over. I'll
bust that cherry in a heartbeat. (Cruel
Intentio ns)
* — I have never been called that in my life.
— Well, you just lost your cherry. (David
Mamet)
• El dia que perdi mi virginidad no fue para
tan to de todas formas.
• Tu querias que Tyrone perdiese su virgi-
nidad, pero las cosas se te fueron de la
mano. No es asi?
• Llama a Cecile y dile que se pase. Me hare
con su virginidad en un abrir y cerrar de ojos.
• — Nunca me han llamado eso en la vida.
— Bueno, pues acabas de perder tu virginidad.
4. i bugger -sodomizar, sodomita
The wo rd is bo th a verb, meaning to so do mize, and a no un, o ne who so do mizes. The activity is buggery.
* Did you know Auden got a rectal fissure from
being buggered by a sailor and had to have an
operation? (Philip Larkin)
• For all of its supposedly 'shocking' gay sex,
there's a Cliff's Notes feeling to To tal Eclip-
se, a did-you-know-Rimbaud-buggered-
Verlaine quality. (Salon)
que a Auden le sali6 una fisura rec-
tal por haber sido sodomizado por un marine-
ro y tuvo que ser operado?
• A pesar de todo su supuestamente 'escanda-
loso' sexo gay, hay una sensaci6n de analitica
en Eclipse to tal, una calidad informativa, tipo
sabfas-que-Rimbaud-se-foll6-a-Verlaine.
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• All the animals come out at night. Whores,
skunkpussies, buggers, queens, fairies,
dopers, junkies... Someday a real rain'II
come and wash all this scum off the streets.
(Taxi Driver)
• He went to Prairie Military Academy for
eight years of uninterrupted sports, buggery
and Fascism. Buggery consisted of sticking
one's penis in somebody else's asshole or
mouth, or having it done to one by somebody
else. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
• Todos los animales salen de noche. Putas,
busca-chochos, chaperos, putos, maricones,
colgados, yonkis... Algtin dia una autenti-
ca lluvia vendra y lavard toda esta mierda
de la calle.
• Fue a la Academia Militar Prairie y en ella
practico todos los deportes durante ocho anos
ininterrumpidamente, asi como la sodomfa y
el fascismo. Lo de la sodomfa consistfa en me-
ter el pene en el agujero del culo o en la boca
de otro o que otro se lo hiciera a uno.
RELATED TERMS:
butt-fuck • I hear when Caro-
lina was living with that Greek
bartender he used to butt-fuck
her all the time. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
• Two excellent books on the
subject of anal sex both inspire
and reflect current trends in the
acceptance of but t - f ucki ng.
(Susie Bright)
fist, fist-fuck Anal intercourse,
usually but not necessarily ho-
mosexual, in which the hand is
inserted into the partner's anus.
• As the evening' s entertain-
ment unreeled in samples from
21 big-budget films, the audi-
ence munched on popcor n
while feasti ng their eyes on
everything from public mastur-
bati on and ur i nat i on, ' epic
sofa fucks' and the mile-high
club, to lesbian shower sex, male
anal penetration and a protracted
fisting scene. (Salon)
ream, rim To stimulate the
anus, either orally or with the
penis, or to have anal sex with
someone. • But you said we were
going to get laid! You said we
were going to get blowed!
Reamed, steamed, and dry-
cleaned, that's what you said!
(Philip Roth)
• The man reams him so hard the
pain brings him to his knees.
(Tom Wolfe)
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EXERCISE 4.1
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) eat pussy (b) give head (c) muff-dive (d) wank (e) suck off (f) blow
2. (a) nail (b) ball (c) hump (d) jump (e) snog (f) bang
3. (a) frenchy (b) Durex (c) cherry (d) skin (e) Trojan (f) johnny
4. (a) dryfuck (b) shag (c) neck (d) smooch (e) touch up (f) fingerbang
5. (a) toss off (b) whack off (c) pull one's wire (d)beat one's meat (e) have a J. Arthur (f) get
one's rocks off
EXERCISE 4.2
Here are some less common idiomatic and slang terms for body functions, nine of which have been
dealt with in this chapter. Try to identify the subject to which each group of synonyms and related
terms refers.
1. balloon, cheater, close combat
sock, diving suit, eelskin, fear-
not, gasket, joy bag, one-piece
overcoat, raincoat, safe,
scumbag, sheath, shower cap
2. a bit of jam, bananas and
cream, blanket drill, bush pa-
trol, crawl, dicky dunk, flop in
the hay, horizontal refresh-
ment, hot roll with cream, Irish
whist, jazz, jink, pile-driving,
roll in the hay, short arm prac-
tice, tail-work, vitamin F, what
Mother did, the other, tumble,
zig-zig, oats, jelly roll, yum-
yum, zatch, how's your father,
rumpy-pumpy, four-legged
frolic, fun and games
3. bill and coo, lallygag,
clinch, slap and tickle, mush,
lumber, reef
4. blow the whistle, chew it, cop a
doodle, drop on it, get a facial,
give pearls, gobble the goop,
gum a root, hum a tune, inhale
the oyster, do a knob job, lay
some lip, munch, play a tune,
polish the chrome, slob the
knob, smoke a dick, smoke the
white owl, swallow a sword,
worship at the altar, wring it dry
5. board, blow off the loose, boff,
bottle, bump fur, bury one's
wick, bury the bone, change
one's luck, come across, do a
dive in the dark, do a flop, do
the nasty, ease nature, get a
piece, get a little, get lucky, get
one's greens, get some, go to
town, grind one's tool, hide the
ferret, hide the salami, introduce
Charley, lay some pipe, pocket
the red, post a letter, sink the
soldier, thread the needle
6. bake potatoes, bend some
ham, cornhole, dig a ditch, do
a brown, dip in the fudge pot,
dot the 'i', fish for brown
trout, fluff the duff, go down
Hershey Highway, make
poundcake, go over the bridge
to Plimpton, pack fudge, paint
the bucket, powder someone's
cheeks, push shit uphill, rec-
tify, saddle up, stir fudge
7. beat the beaver, get it wet,
grease the gash, hide the hot
dog, hit the slit, juice one's
sluice, let the beaver swim,
make some soup, pet the poo-
dle, she-bop, slam the clam,
tickle the taco
8. bunch punch, chain jerk,
choo-choo, circle jerk, club
sandwich, crew screw,
fuckathon, group grope,
mazola party, mob job, Mon-
golian cluster fuck, pull party,
ring jerk, round pound, team
cream
9. barking at the ape, box lunch,
canyon yodeling, eating at the
Y, eating out, going south, go-
ing under the house, mumbling
in the moss, pearl diving, talk-
ing to the boat people, whis-
tling in the dark
10. bash the candle, beat the
bishop, bleed the weed, bop
the baloney, buff the banana,
butter the corn, choke the
chicken, crank the shank,
crown the king, five against
one, flog the dog, play a
flute solo, give it a tug,
grease the pipe, make the
bald man puke, manipulate
the mango, milk the lizard,
paint the ceiling, pump the
python, rope the pony, shake
hands with the unemployed,
stroke the dog, varnish the
flagpole, walk the dog
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Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Aqui hay un encanto de chica, solo que no quiere chuparmela. 2. Me masturbaba regularmente
pero la idea de tener una relacion con una mujer estaba mas alla de mi imaginacion. 3. Si uno de mis
amigos descubriera que mi esposa se estaba tirando a otro, no querria que me lo contara. 4. No fue por
casualidad, sino porque te estabas tirando a su mujer. Por eso te disparo. 5. Tenia una voz dulce y
triste. Me gustaria follarte, pense. 6. Yo tenia mis propias ideas sobre el sexo. Estaba constantemente
cachondo y me masturbaba continuamente. 7. Habia sido sodomizado por un marinero y tuvo que ser
operado 8. Este hijo puta se la esta tirando desde que salio de la carcel! 9. Se sentia disgustada y humilla-
da, supuestamente porque el presidente le habia metido mano. 10. Durante esa noche te follaria sin parar,
hasta partirte por la mitad... Te haria gozar mas de lo que habias sonado en toda tu vida. 11. Alguna vez
te conte lo de la asiatica que nos tirabamos entre todos en Vietnam? 12. Victor entra en una farmacia y
compra una caja de profilacticos. 13. Cuando fue la ultima vez que follaste? 14. Me fui a la cama, me hice
una paja y me dorm. 15. No quiero ver su cuerpo, ni acariciarlo, ni comermelo. 16. Los hombres estan
achuchandote. Sus manos estan por todo tu cuerpo, apretujandose contra ti y metiendote mano. 17. Cuan-
do una tia me la come, la digo por donde ir y como va la cosa. 18. Lo que mas me dolio fue cuando me
dijiste que 'no tenia ni puta idea de foliar'. 19. Antes era completamente frigida. Ahora, lo unico que hago
es pensar en foliar. 20. — Nunca me han llamado eso en la vida. — Bueno, pues acabas de perder tu
virginidad.
EXERCISE 4.4
((The shy and heavily complexed narrator, Assistant Commissioner to the mayor of New York, works
up the courage to engage a conversation with an attractive woman. When his first approach fails,
he immediately tries another, with greater success.)
Go ahead, you shackled and fettered son of a bitch, speak to her. She has an ass on her with
the swell and the cleft of the world's most perfect nectarine! Speak!
'Hi' — softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...
'What do you want?'
To buy you a drink,' I said.
'A real swinger,' she said, sneering.
Sneering! Two seconds — and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human
Opportunity for this whole city! 'To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?' My God! She's going to
call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!
'That's better,' she replied.
And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment, where she took off her clothes and
said, 'Go ahead.'
My incredulity! That such a thing was happening to me! Did I eat! It was suddenly as
though my life were taking place in the middle of a wet dream. There I was, going down at last
on the star of all those pornographic films that I had been producing in my head since I first laid
a hand upon my own joint...
'Now me you,' she said, '— one good turn deserves another,' and, Doctor, this stranger then
proceeded to suck me off with a mouth that might have gone to a special college to learn all the
wonderful things it knew.
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Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. A deprecatory term which can be used of any male. 2. The usual American term for the buttocks. 3.
A word often used to described a person who engages in group sex, partner-swapping, etc. 4. An
expression meaning to perform cunnilingus. 5. A term describing an erotic dream. 6. An expression
meaning to perform oral sex, either fellatio or cunnilingus. 7. A synonym for penis. 8. A term meaning
to perform fellatio.
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5: S E X U A L T A S T E S
homo -manca, mancon
With the exception of gay, no longer considered slang, all terms describing male homosexuals are
derogatory.
• I shan't see much of the ceiling, I expect.
T angier is certainly the place for the homos.
(Joe Orton)
• In Cardiff I found a newsagent with a good
line in Yank homo porn, in quite a classy
district too. Didn't dare touch it. (Philip
L arkin)
• Very amusing article in the Daily Telegraph
today saying that the thing about homos is that
they don't have children and so don't bother
about the future. (Philip L arkin)
• Is he a homo then? I'm not sure I've ever
met any homos before, not to speak to. (Peter
Nichols)
• S artre has shown what a superb figure of
comedy a homo can be. (Percy Wyndham
L ewis)
• S upongo que no vere mucho techo. T anger
es ciertamente el lugar para los maricones.
• E n Cardiff encontre un kiosko que vendia
una buena Iinea de porno gay americano, y
por cierto en un barrio de clase alta. No me
atrevi a tocarlo.
• Hay un articulo muy gracioso en el Daily
Telegraph de hoy que dice que lo curioso acerca
de los maricones es que no tienen hijos y por lo
tanto no se preocupan por el futuro.
• Es maricon entonces? No S e si he conocido
alguno antes, no como para hablar de ello.
• S artre ha demostrado que tipo mas genial
para la comedia puede ser un maricon.
RELATED TERMS:
arse-bandit (U K) • His nick-
name was Wendy. Wendy was ho-
mosexual, he was an arse-bandit,
a turd burglar, a shirtlifter, a dirty
fucking queer, a stinking poof, a
fucking homo. He was also a good
man. (Ken L ukowiak)
bent A djective. • 'Great thing
about gay people...' 'Gay?' Tessa
said. 'Bent, queer, you know. Ho-
mosexual.' (Frederick Raphael)
bum-bandit (U K) •I' m not a
bum-bandit, you know. You've
nothing to fear on that account.
(Jonathan Coe)
bum boy (U K) • L ook, you
philosophised Irish bum boy,
who asked you to open your
mouth, eh? Who asked your lit-
tle opinion, eh? (John McGrath)
• He struck me as a bit of a
pseudo-intellectual. Not to men-
tion a bum-boy. (Peter Nichols)
• Five fucking hours to do five
clicks. It might take you and the
rest of your bum-boy buddy ma-
rines five hours. Not us, mate.
We're fucking paratroopers,
haven't you heard? (Ken
L ukowiak)
fag • T here ain't no rules out
here, you cocksucker! T he Mar-
quis of Queensberry's just some
fag over on E ighth S treet.
(Joseph Wambaugh) • You fag!
You insolent fucking sissy!
(Joseph Wambaugh)
faggot (U S ) • I don't like the
name L awrence! Only faggots
and sailors are called L awrence!
(Full Metal Jacket) • Because
only one thing counts in this life:
get them to sign on the line
which is dotted! You hear me,
you fucking faggots? (Glengarry
Glen Ross) • You always hear
those stories, you know, of guys
being fooled by faggots dressed
up as ladies. (L enny Bruce) • He
said that instead of turning the
other cheek you should sap the
motherfuckers to their knees...
A nd if Jesus Christ didn't have the
balls to treat his enemies like that
he was just another faggot Jew.
(Joseph Wambaugh) • He was a
rubber wristed, lisping, mincing
faggot. (Joseph Wambaugh)
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fairy • He saw two nearly nude
men by the gardening shack and
figured it was a pair of park fair-
ies. He belched and shouted, 'All
you faggy bastards in this park
better keep the noise down.'
(Joseph Wambaugh) • That puking
little bastard! If there's anything
worse than being a fairy, it's be-
ing a miser. (Henry Miller)
fruit • They got a fucking fruit
at the games counter. I can't be-
lieve this. In the midst of the toy
department. At the games coun-
ter, talking to the kids all day
long ... a fairy. (David Mamet)
• Hey, kid, go get the key to this
shithouse. You might have a cou-
ple fruits locked themselves in
there. (Joseph Wambaugh)
fudgepacker (US) • What about
your family? Can you imagine
the humiliation your father's go-
ing to feel when he finds out his
pride and joy is a fudgepacker?
(Cruel Intentions) • Or, if it's
election night, and you' re ex-
cited and you wanna celebrate
because some fudgepacker that
you date has been elected the
f i rst queer presi dent of the
United States... even then, don't
knock. (As Good as it Gets)
Jessie • Darling, you really don't
have to convince me that you're
not a Jessie. (Kingsley Amis)
• Come on, you big Jessie: off
with your kecks. Two fine, full-
grown men, naked beneath the
moonlight: woul dn' t that be
something for the heavens to look
down on tonight? (Jonathan Coe)
nancy-boy, nance • I can' t
stand that Toto fellow. He's an
open nancy- boy. (Lawrence
Durrell) • We're looking for a
fellow who screwed the arse off
a Baroness, not a couple of rav-
ing nances. (Frederick Forsyth)
one of those • I don't know if
it's true or not, but I heard your
Cary Grant was one of those.
You know, bent. (John Godfrey)
pansy • Did you get a good look
at that janitor's face, Lieutenant?
Because that boogie might live in
Watts. And you' ll need some
friends there. Because that' s
where I'm sending you on the next
transfer, you incompetent fucking
pansy! (Joseph Wambaugh)
pogue A youthful homosexual
male. • The kid was a pogue. It
seemed to Hicks that if he got
any drunker and his place any
lonelier and more savage he
might actually have some sort of
a shot at him. (Robert Stone)
ponce (UK) A noun, but also
used as a verb meaning to move
in an exaggeratedly effeminate
manner. • Mods thought that
Rockers were yobs, Rockers
thought that Mods were ponces.
(Nick Cohn) • Frankly, as Brad
ponces about the place with his
trousers hitched down to his
hips, to show off as much pert
muscul at ur e as possible, he
looks like he couldn't fight his
way out of a pair of Calvin Klein
boxer briefs. (Guardian)
poof, pouf, poove • Do you
know something: I think that
bloke's a pouf. (John McGrath)
• In Piccadilly a rather slant-
eyed and pissed (or drugged)
poove sidled past me and said in
a low, hot tone, 'I say, how
camp.' (Joe Orton)
poofter • — You pommy poofter.
— What's a poofter? — What
you'd call a pansy. (Ian Fleming)
queen • Old Jewish mothers
never know when their sons are
faggots. They just miss it some-
how. Out - and- out screaming
queens — but their mothers are
never hip. (Lenny Bruce) • Old
ladies, old queens, theatrical im-
presarios, actors and male pros-
titutes make their entrances and
their exits. (Peter Ackroyd)
• Went to a press conference at
twelve. A fat, queeny man wel-
comed me into the room. He had
a brown suit and a jolly queeny
face. 'I do admire your work,' he
said. 'How do you think of all
those wi t t y remarks?' (Joe
Orton)
queer • Holy dogshit! Texas!
Only steers and queers come
from Texas, Private Cowboy!
And you don't look much like a
steer to me, so that kinda nar-
rows it down. Do you suck
dicks? Are you a peter-puffer?
(Full Metal Jacket) • All that
typically queer talk, I've heard
it all before. He's just a go-get-
ting queen. (Joe Orton)
sod (UK) Abbreviation of sodo-
mite, al t hough the word is
hardly ever used in that sense
now. • — You aren't half a dopey
sod. How d'you stand him, Char-
lotte? — I love him, so it's easy.
(Peter Nichols)
swish (US) • You wanna be a
goddamn swish — a goddamn
f aggot- queer — GO! Suckin'
cocks and takin' it in the ass, the
thing of which you dream, GO!
(David Rabe) • Here I sit, a re-
viled gay man, and to top that
off, I'm a gay black man — no-
toriously the most swishy of the
bunch. (Chasing Amy)
that way (US) • The masked
man's a fag! Dja hear that? Well,
goddamn, masked man, I never
knew you were that way. (Lenny
Bruce)
trade A person picked up for
homosexual activity, or such
people collectively. Rough trade
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applies to someone from the
lower class engaging in homo-
sexual prostitution. • He was
staying in Bristol in terrible
digs. He'd been havi ng the
trade back and finally his land-
lady said, 'You've been bring-
ing people back, haven't you?
It's got to stop. You're not to
br i ng any more men back
here.' (Joe Or t on) • 'Come
when you like,' I said, 'and
we'll go round the Hammer-
smith Bridge afterwards look-
ing for a bit of young trade.
(Joe Orton) • You can't always
judge a sausage by its foreskin.
Half the rough trade walking
about you' d never tell were
queens. (Peter Nichols)
5. b dyke, dike -manmacho
* Dike is vernacular for lesbian... Now the
reason I do a lot of faggot jokes — as opposed
to dike jokes — is cause dikes'11 really punch
the shit out of you. (Lenny Bruce)
» You know the dyke stuff in the Penthouse
letters section is written by guys. (Chasing Amy)
« We live in a more tolerant age now. You refer
to yourself as a dyke. Hooper calls himself a
faggot all the time. (Chasing Amy)
« Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy fags.
Bunch of guys that need dick — just plain
need it. That I get. Dykes? Bullshit posturing.
But — live and let live, I guess. (Chasing Amy)
• Lesbiana en jerga es marimacho... Ahora, la
razon por la cual hago muchos chistes de ma-
ricones — en vez de chistes de marimachos
— es porque las marimachos realmente te pue-
den dar de hostias.
• Sabes que lo de las marimachos en la seccion
de cartas de Penthouse esta escrito por tios.
• Vivimos en una era mas tolerante ahora. Te
refieres a ti misma como una marimacho.
Hooper siempre se llama maricon a si mismo.
• Todo el mundo necesita una polla. Ves, pue-
do entender a los maricones. Un monton de
tios que necesitan pollas - simplemente lo ne-
cesitan. Eso lo entiendo. Marimachos? Una
postura de mierda. Pero, supongo que habra"
que vivir y dejar vivir.
RELATED TERMS:
All the following terms are derogatory or offensive.
bul l dyke A l esbi an wi t h
strongly masculine tendencies.
• High ranking members of the
Los Angeles Police Department
believed that women had some
value in rape cases, juvenile in-
vestigations and public rela-
tions. But otherwise ... they were
probably bull dykes at heart and
were out to steal men's jobs.
(Joseph Wambaugh) • Only ...
from the mouth of a Southern
bulldyke asshole ingrate of a
vicious nowhere cunt can this
trash come. (David Mamet)
butch A lesbian with strongly
masculine tendencies. • When I
was young, Bannon's books let
me imagine myself into her New
York City nei ghbor hoods of
short-haired, dark-eyed butch
women and st ubbor n, ti ght-
lipped secretaries with hearts
ready to be broken. (Salon)
diesel A lesbian with aggres-
sively masculine tendencies.
Now the name of a well-known
lesbian magazine. • Hinton rat-
tled his chains. 'Fuck you, fuck
that Irish guy and f uck that
f ucking diesel dyke.' (James
Ellroy) • As a current Diesel ad
puts it: 'Men. Who needs 'em?'
Above the caption, three comely
young women pose at a sperm
bank. (Salon)
fag-hag (US) A woman, not
necessarily homosexual, who
habitually consorts with male
homosexuals. • His examination
of the 'fag hag' as personified
by Dorothy Dean — a New York
writer, pundit, and all-around
bad girl in the '60s and '70s —
is fascinating. 'The fag hag's
marriage to her constant gay
male companion is a marriage
sanctified not by physical love
but by Humor and Verbal Pun-
ishment,' he writes. (Salon)
femme A lesbian who adopts
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a passive, femi ni ne role. • I
will venture to say that I am
versatile. In bed, to borrow
from the gay lexicon, I am nei-
ther a top nor a bottom, but a
'side'. As an aesthetic, I alter-
nately confess to being femme
with an inner soft butch, or
perhaps a femme top. (Salon)
jock (US) A lesbian with mas-
cul i ne t endenci es . • Lorna
Dillon was not butch, but her
voice was deep and her arms
and legs were nearly twice the
size of Al Mackey's. She wore
tennis shorts and a T-shirt and
was obviously a jock. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
les • I reckon she's a les, you
know. (New Society)
lesbo, lesbie • — Relationships
seem too distracting. I'd rather
concentrate on my studies. —
You a lesbo? (Cruel Intentions)
• — One was a man, a good-
looking man at that. — Man my
ass, they were lesbos. (Chester
Himes)
muff-diver See l.g and 4.e
above. • 'She is,' said Dr Dudden,
'a sister of Lesbos.' Terry had no
idea whether this euphemism
was i n common usage, or
whether Dr Dudden had j ust
made it up. 'You mean she's a
friend of Dorothy?' 'Precisely.
She's a fucking muff-diver. Or,
more accurately, a non-fucking
muff-diver.' (Jonathan Coe)
rug-muncher (US) • I wanted
to watch some TV. Hard to do
when your best friend's wrapped
around a naked rug-muncher on
your couch. (Chasing Amy)
5. c I cottage -lavabo publico para citas homosexuales
The term is British slang. It denotes a public lavatory or urinal used by male homosexuals for
assignations. Tearoom is the equivalent American term.
* He talks a lot about a friend who committed
suicide. 'Found in a cottage, she was,' he said.
"They gave her the choice of gaol or a mental
home.' (Joe Orton)
• One lonely night you'll say a few flattering
words to some nice chap in a cottage and next
you know a cow of a magistrate's giving you
three months. (Peter Nichols)
• Habla mucho de una amiga que se suicidio.
'Fue encontrada en un lavabo publico* dijo.
'Le dieron a escoger entre la carcel o un cen-
tro psiquiairico.*
• Una noche solitaria diras unas palabras
aduladoras a un tipo majo en un lavabo publi-
co y acto seguido tendras a una zorra de juez
eondenandote a tres meses.
RELATED TERMS:
tearoom (US) It all reminds me
of a pissing/cruising scene I saw
in the Washington Square tea-
room in New York City. This toi-
let was so filthy and so full of
activity, it took my breath away.
These guys did not have a shy
bone in their bodies. Tougher
than shit, too. (Greg Nott)
5. d ambisextrous -bisexual
• Her privacy is invaded by Nikki — an
ambisextrous hustler, hussy, hedonist, needle-
user, fibber and people-surfer ... and having,
you know, a fine pair of jugs. When not
flogging off poor Rosa's belongings, Nikki is
servicing all comers, even the chap who has
come to service the washing machine, (David
Profumo)
• Su privacidad es invadida por Nikki — una
prostituta bisexual, puta, hedonista, engan-
chada a la aguja, mentirosa y surfista de gen-
te... que tiene, sabes, un buen par de melones.
Cuando no se esti haciendo con las cosas de
la pobre Rosa, Nikki esta dando servicio a
cualquiera, incluso al tipo que vino a arreglar
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» Who is copying the grisly murders outlined
in the best selling novel Tenebrael Find out
in Dario Argento's audacious psycho thriller,
an ambisextrous Freudian nightmare
highlighting designer slaughter, futuristic
dementia and icy suspense. (Bradford Film
Festival publicity)
esta copiando los espantosos asesi-
natos de la novela de exito Tenebmel Entera-
te en el psyco-thriller audaz de Dario Argento,
una pesadilla Freudiana bisexual que destaca
la matanza de diseno, la demencia futuristica,
y el suspenso gelido.
RELATED TERMS:
AC-DC Euphemistic. • You can
also tell Time Magazine you're
bisexual, be AC-DC in the inter-
national edition. (Kate Millet)
bi Abbreviation of bisexual.
• Some were gay, many apparently
bi, and a few so hard that they
would have been given a wide
berth in a Gorbals pub. (Listener)
bi-guy I'm looking for a kinky
bi-guy to wank with, and maybe
more. I get off on almost any-
thing bizarre, extreme, kinky
or depraved (however I am NOT
interested in anything involv-
ing children or under-age per-
sons). (Gay Universe)
gender-bender Used of a per-
son, especially a pop-singer,
who deliberately affects an an-
drogynous appearance. • While
it wouldn' t be long before the
term ' gender bender ' woul d
come to mean cuddly camp or
flinty androgyny, Prince wore
eyeliner and bikinis with an in-
your-face mascul ine swagger
that clearly stemmed neither
from sexual confusion nor fash-
ionable artifice. (Salon)
swing both ways • As for the
mystery that still surrounded
Robin Aseltine's death, the police
had picked up and questioned sev-
eral former boy and girl friends,
Robin having been found to swing
both ways. (J.G. Vermandel)
switch-hitter (US) • Aust i n
Powers began to look like a
switch-hitter in the final scene
of 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' ,
when he got into bed with his
look-alike clone and the lovely
Felicity Shagwell. (Salon)
• Switch hitter: How slick 'Jerry
Maguire' ads sell Tom Cruise to
both sexes. (Salon headline)
versatile Euphemistic.
• — Dougal was probably pansy.
— I don't think so, he's got a
girl somewhere. — Might be
versatile. (Muriel Spark)
5. e drag queen -travesti
* Like Valerie, I too was once a young drag
queen in love with Audrey Hepburn. I was
drawn to her more than to any other figure in
Hollywood. 'Funny Face', where she plays a
drab, boyish creature who's transformed into
a supermodel, was the only film for me.
(Salon)
• It may seem a stretch to imagine a 6-foot-7
drag queen as the celebrity spokesperson for
an Internet software company, but hey, this is
1999, (Janelle Brown)
» President Clinton mixes with drag queens
and Matthew Shepard's mom at a big New
York gay pride bash. (New York Times)
• Como Valerie, yo tambien fui una joven drag
queen enamorada de Audrey Hepburn. Me
senti atraido por ella mas que por ningtin otro
personaje de Hollywood. 'Funny face', don-
de hace el papel de una criatura del tipo nina
apagada que se transforma en una super mo-
delo, era mi pelicula preferida.
• Puede parecer increible el imaginar a una
drag queen de 205 centimetros como porta-
voz de una empresa de internet de software,
pero, oye, estamos en 1999.
• El Presidente Clinton se mezcla con drag
queens y con la madre de Matthew Shepard
en una gran fiesta en Nueva York para cele-
brar el orgullo gay.
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S Y N O N Y M S :
trannie • Almodovar gathered
with his ensemble of actors —
three women and one trannie,
who, between the four of them,
feminine beauty and allure cov-
ered — to answer questions from
the audience. (Guardian) • Brit-
ish judges ruled in July that the
N ational Health will cover hor-
mone treatments for transsexuals
the British army in non-combat
positions. (S alon)
TV Abbreviation of transves-
tite. • We get a lot of TVs in and
a few of the leather boys of
course. (The M agazine)
had j ust about every angle of and also that trannies can stay in
5. f kinky -pervertido
• King Farouk was a bit kinky. Right? They're
there humping and bumping... the chick's about
to come... he whacks her on the forehead with a
ball-peen hammer. (David M amet)
• I kept my socks on, nothing else. 'I've drawn
you looking like a beautiful teenager,' P.
Procktor said. 'Y ou'll get a lot of kinky letters
after this, I'm sure.' (Joe O rton)
• *Are you ever going to wash that tee-shirt of
yours?' Willes said. 'Y ou've been wearing it
for ages.' 'I let the sweat collect,' I said, 'and
then when I pick someone up it gives them a
kinky thrill.' (Joe O rton)
• S he tells me the show in Mexico isn't gonna
be some ordinary fuck movie between me and
some boy. She said it was gonna be something
real kinky where I could get hurt. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
• El Rey Farouk era un poco retorcido, ver-
dad? Ahi estan, dale que te pego, la tia esta a
punto de correrse... el la da en la frente con
un martillo pequeno.
• Me quede con los calcetines puestos, nada mas.
'Te he descrito como si fueras una adolescente
preciosa,' dijo P. Procktor. 'Recibiras muchas
cartas cachondas despues de esto, sin duda.'
• ' Alguna vez vas a lavar esa camiseta tuya?'
dijo Willes. 'La llevas puesta desde hace si-
glos.' 'Dejo que se acumule el sudor,' dije, 'asi
cuando liguo con alguien les pone cachondas.'
• M e dice que el espectaculo de M exico no va
a ser la tipica pelicula donde folio con algun
chico. Ella dice que va a ser algo muy retorci-
do donde me podrian hacer dano.
RELATED TERMS:
fladge, flage Flagellation as a
means of sexual gratification.
• It's not that de S ade was more
violent than other libertine aris-
tocrats, for fladge and sodomy
were common tastes. (Whip) • I
have some damned odd fantasies
when it comes to quiet half-
hours with sex. Flage, and all
that. (J.I.M . S tewart)
flash To expose one's genitals
for sexual gratification. • Y ou
wonder what kind of perverted,
di seased mi nds t hese men
have. O nce or twice men have
exposed t hemsel ves to me. . .
you know, f l as hi ng. . . and I
know it's nothing but it's made
me feel sick for days aft er-
wards. (E.A. Whitehead)
• Come to think of it, he was a
bit of a flasher... used to sit
around the house with his flies
open and i f he cau ght you
looking, it gave him a big kick.
(E.A. Whitehead)
nonce (UK) Prison slang for a
person convicted of a sexual of-
fence, especially child-molest-
ing. • Just to think what some of
the nonces on their wing had
done sickened him... Jack Lynn
had no notion that this tremen-
dous anger related to the fear
deep inside him that he might be
no different basically from the
sex offender, or child molester.
(G.F. N ewman)
perv, perve Corruption of per-
vert. • Why don' t you go and
watch some other place die?
They've got corpses by the river-
full in Bangla Desh. Why not go
there? Y ou're a pack of perves.
(Robert S tone)
scarfing (UK) Auto-asphyxia-
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tion for sexual stimulation.
• He was found only partially
clothed, bound, and with a plas-
tic bag over his head, circum-
stances which not unnaturally
led to suspicion of foul play. The
autopsy, however, established
beyond doubt that he had died
accidentally, while engaging
in the pract i ce known as
scarfing. (Ballymena Times)
Abbreviation of both prostitute and professional.
• — And was she a pro? — At this point,
we don't know. Pro, semi-pro, Betty Coed
from College, regular young broad, it's
anybody's ballgame, (David Mamet)
• 'She was rubbing her thighs up and down
in a very bold way. What d'you suppose
would've happened if I'd followed her off
the bus?' 'She'd've charged you three quid,
I expect,' Kenneth said. 'I've never seen a
more obvious pro on a number 19 bus
before.' (Joe Orton)
• Hey, Hank! Man, I really caught a head
job today! Jesus Christ, she really ate me
up! And young too! But she was really a
pro! (Charles Bukowski)
• — Era una profesional? — En este mo-
mento, no tenemos ni idea. Profesional,
medio-profesional, tia cachonda de colegio
mayor, una joven eualquiera, quien sabe a
estas alturas.
• Se estaba frotando los muslos de una for-
ma muy descarada. Que crees que hubiera
pasado si la hubiese seguido al bajarse del
autobus?' 'Te hubria cobrado tres libras, me
imagino,' dijo Kenneth. 'Jamas he visto a
una profesional mas descarada en un auto-
bus mumero 19.'
• Eh, Hank! Vaya mamada que me han he-
cho hoy! Dios, se me ha comido entero!
i Y era joven! Pero era realmente una pro-
fesional !
RELATED TERMS:
hooker (US) • The Aios-stricken
hooker, knowing that she's never
had a chance in the world, wants
to take her clients down with her
by giving them her disease.
(New York Times) • Every
hooker I ever speak to tells me
it beats the hell out of
waitressing. Waitressing's got to
be the worst fucking job in the
world. (Deconstructing Harry)
hustler • Who didn't want Gin-
ger? She was one of the best-
known, best-liked and most re-
spected hustlers in town. Smart
hustlers like her could keep a
guy awake for two or three days
before sending him home broke
to the little woman and his bank
examiners. (Casino)
on the game (UK) • I knew he
thought I was on the game. Some-
how that thought turned me right
off. (E.A. Whitehead) • Betty's on
the game, isn't she? Has she got
you at it too? (Tony Parker)
professional girl (US) • It's not
cheating. She's a hooker. It's not
like I'm having a love affair. See,
you don't feel for a professional
girl the way you do for your wife.
(Deconstructing Harry)
prosty • The best relationship I
ever had with a woman was with
a prosty I met in Hamburg. I
couldn't speak a word of German
and she couldn't speak a word of
English. (E.A. Whitehead)
tart • — Like anything else? —
Aye, I'd like a nice fat tart with
a wobbly jelly-roll and a mind
like a Cairo sewer. That'd be fa-
vourite. (John McGrath) • I've
slept with every class of tart
from Siberians to Polynesians,
had them all, no bother at all. I
don't need a wife — I hire one
by the hour. (John McGrath)
working girl (US) • I went into
this with my eyes open, you
know. I knew the bottom could
drop out at any time. I'm a
working girl, right? You don't
think I'm gonna go into a situ-
ation like this if I don't think
I'm gonna get covered on the
back end. (Casino)
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5. h trick -putero, putanero
Both a noun and a verb, i.e. either a prostitute's client or (of a prostitute) to have sexual
intercourse with a client.
* Her skirt was the only piece of clothing on
her body. The only reason it was still on her
body was that the trick had said he liked it
better when they 'hiked them up'. It reminded
him of when he was a kid in the drive-in
movies during the '50s. (Joseph Wambaugh)
» The whore was leafing through her trick book
with quivering lip and shaking hands. There
were numbers of good tricks to look for, bad
tricks to avoid. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• — And you only saw him twice? — Twice.
And I never tricked with him. He never asked
for it. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• Su falda era la unica prenda sobre su cuer-
po. La unica arazon por la cual aun la llevaba
puesta era porcpe el tipo dijo que le gustaba
mas caando 'se las subian'. Le recordaba
cuando era un crio en las cines al aire libre de
los anos 50.
• La puta estaba hojeando su agenda mientras
su labio se estremecfa y le temblaban las ma-
nos. Estaban los numeros de los tipos buenos
a quien buscar, y los de los tipos malos a quie-
nes evitar.
• — Y solo le vistes dos veces? — Dos ve-
ces. Y nunea me lo tire. Nunca lo pidi6.
SYNO NYM S:
John • You're teary-eyed, huh?
You're upset? You're a good ac-
tress, you know that? Good
fuckin' actress. You can fuckin'
get that pity out of people. I'm
not a John, you understand? You
always thought I was, but I'm
not. And I'm not a sucker. (Ca-
sino) • Two male prostitutes were
duking it out over the favors of a
customer in a white Jaguar... The
John in the Jag noticed the black-
and-white and said adios, roaring
away. (Joseph Wambaugh)
short-timer (US) O riginally a
person due to leave military serv-
ice shortly. • Bangkok. Girlie bars
galore, packed with strippers and
pimps and whores and the short-
timers who made it all possible.
(James Laffan)
5. i whorehouse -burdel, casa de putas
• You don't know what the fuck you're talking
about, Scoop. The fucking Communists don't
believe in God, and wherever they come to
power, what's the first thing they do? Kill the
priests, rape the nuns, and turn the churches
into whorehouses. (Charley Rosen)
• The city has become famous for its
licentiousness, as a gambling den, a
whorehouse, a place of bawdy songs and wild,
loud music. (Salman Rushdie)
• Ricky! You're an international businessman.
Tell us, in your opinion, where are the best
whorehouses in the world? O ther than San
Francisco? (Hank Hyena)
• No sabes de que cono estas hablando, Scoop.
Los jodidos comunistas no creen en Dios, y
dondequiera que llegan al poder, £que es la
primera cosa que hacen? M atar a los curas,
violar a las monjas, y convertir las iglesias en
prostibulos.
• La ciudad se ha hecho famosa por su liberti-
naje, como un centro del juego, un burdel, un
lugar de canciones obscenas y musica alta y
salvaje.
. Ricky! Tu eres un empresario internacio-
nal. Dinos, en tu opinion, donde estan los me-
jores burdeles en el mundo? Aparte de San
Francisco?
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« And your father would go down to a tavern
where he would get drunk with some other
drinking machines. Then all the drinking
machines would go to a whorehouse and rent
some fucking machines. And then you father
would drag himself home to become an
apologizing machine. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
• Y tu padre se iba a una taberna donde se em-
borrachaba junto con otras maquinas bebedo-
ras. Y despues, todas las maquinas bebedoras
se iban a un prostibulo y alquilaban maquinas
folladoras. Y despues, tu padre volvia arras-
trandose a casa para convertirse en una mi-
quina de pedir perdon.
S YN O N YM S :
cat house • Let's do it tonight...
Get us some chippies. You know
we can. And if we don' t, he
knows a cat house, it fulla cats.
(David Rabe) • Instead of a man
of the cloth, we'd pledged our
devotion in the presence of a guy
named N orm whose uniform had
big collars and more fringe than
all the curtains in a N evada
cathouse. (M ary Elizabeth
Williams)
knocking-shop • I do under-
stand that an introduction — or
dating, or whatever the term of
the day is — agency is not the
same as a knocking shop, but all
this ' refained' gentility sits
strangely with the actual busi-
ness of getting bodies together.
Perhaps it would be easier to
control if a knocking shop were
all it was, but what everyone
wants these days is not sex, but
relationships. (Guardian)
15. j pimp -chulo
* A small number of women told us they had
several 'boyfriends' who would 'help them
out with a bill in exchange for 'going out'.
Others admitted to 'selling sex* or 'selling
ass'. When we pressed them, we found that
the women used these terms to distinguish
their activities froan those of 'professionals*
— women who worked for a pimp and
solicited on a daily basis, (Kathryn Edtn)
. Un numero redueido de mujeres nos dijeron
que tenfan varies 'novios' que les 'ayudaban'
con un billete a cambio de 'salir', Otras ad-
mitieron que 'vendian sexo' o 'vendian su
eulo'. Cuando insistimos, nos enteramos que
las mujeres usaban estos terminos para dis-
tinguir sus actividades de las de las 'profe-
sionales' — mujeres que trabajaban para un
chulo y que hacian la calle a diario.
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EXERCISE 5.1
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) on the game (b) trick (c) pimp (d) cat house (e) John (f) tearoom
2. (a) butch (b) jock (c) gender-bender (d) rug-muncher (e) diesel (f) lesbo
3. (a) be ambisextrous (b) be a switch-hitter (c) flash (d) be versatile (e) swing both ways
(f) be AC-DC
4. (a) bum boy (b) poof (c) queen (d) fudgepacker (e) fag-hag (f) ponce
5. (a) bulldyke (b) working girl (c) pro (d) tart (e) hustler (f) hooker
6. (a) nonce (b) swish (c) perve (d) fladge (e) scarf (f) flash
EXERCISE 5.2
Here are some less common idiomatic and slang terms related to sexual proclivities. Try to identify
the subject to which each group of terms refers.
1. an academy, bag-shanty,
band box, beauty parlour,
beaver base, birdcage, cake
shop, cat flat, fish market,
fuckery, garden house, la-
dies' college, leaping house,
nunnery, riding academy,
sporting house
2. an Amy-John, boon dagger,
beaver eater, carpet muncher,
fairy lady, fem, fluff, Jasper,
lesbyterian, Margie, ruffle,
Sappho, sergeant, tribadist,
tootsie, wolf
3. an apron squire, ass peddler,
button broker, crack sales-
man, fishmonger, honey man,
missionary, prosser, runner,
stable boss, tout
4. a bachelor's wife, bimmy,
bobtail, business girl, butt-
peddler, common sewer, com-
pany girl, crack salesperson,
cruiser, guinea hen, hat-rack,
hay-bag, lease-piece, live-
stock, mattress, merry-legs,
moonlighter, overnight bag,
piece of trade, raspberry tart,
sales lady, zook
5. an Alice, angel, auntie, blow
boy, bun duster, buttercup,
broken wrist, brown-hatter,
cream puff, daffodil, ducky,
Ethel, flit, gobbler, himmer,
lisper, lily, Mary Ann, meat
hound, mince, mattress
muncher, pink pants, panty
waist, powder puff, punk,
pillow biter, quince, rear ad-
miral, rear gunner,
rimadonna, receiver, sissy,
three-dollar bill, undercover
man
EXERCISE 5.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Quieres utilizarme para cada toda cosa estrafalaria y cachonda que se te ocurra. 2. Otras mujeres
trabajaban para un chulo y hacian la calle a diario. 3. Las mujeres se desmayaban cuando le veian en
la pantalla, pero en realidad Hudson era marica. 4. Voy a dejar en vergiienza las putas de Times
Square con todos los tios que me como ahora. 5. Patricia era una ninfomana, nunca tenia suficiente. 6.
Hay que tener mucho cuidado con las marimachos, si no, te daran de hostias. 7. La ciudad se ha hecho
famosa por sus burdeles. 8. El tipo era bisexual... quiero decir que jodia con hombres y mujeres y le
jodian hombres y mujeres. 9. El analisis me ha convertido en una ninfomana, con sexo en el seso. 10.
Se sentia tan cachondo que decidio tomarse el resto del dia libre y quizas encontrar una puta de treinta
dolares. 11. Danny habia salido del armario y habia proclamado que era maricon. 12. La mayoria de
los chulos procuran no espachurrar la cara. Pegan en la mejilla, junto a la mandibula, evitando
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los ojos y la boca. 13. La puta esta echando un vistazo a su agenda. 14. Por que te refieres a ti misma
como una marimacho? 15. Que es la primera cosa que hacen? Matar a los curas, violar a las monjas,
y convertir las iglesias en prostibulos. 16. Sally tenia una casita y alli lo pasabamos bien, jodiendo y
comiendo. Me alimentaba bien y me debilitaba al mismo tiempo. Nunca tenia suficiente. Sally era
una ninfomana. 17. Jack se lo hace con travestis. Algunos de ellos tienen mejor aspecto que muchas
mujeres. 18. Dice que quiere hacer algo muy retorcido. 19. Es maricon entonces? No se si he cono-
cido algun maricon antes. 20. Dicen que lo de las marimachos en la seccion de cartas de Penthouse
esta escritopor tios.
EX ER C I SE 5.4
(A New York cabby, Travis, describes his working routine. Later he converses with a child
prostitute, Iris.)
I work the whole city, up, down, don't make no difference to me — does to some. Some
won't take spooks — hell, don't make no difference to me... They're all animals anyway. All
the animals come out at night: whores, skunkpussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies,
sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. Each night
when I return the cab to the garage I have to clean the come off the back seat. Some nights I
clean off the blood.
I R I S: God, you are so square.
TR AV I S: Hey, I 'm not square, you're the one's square. You're full of shit, man. What are
you talking about? You walk out with those fucking creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out
on the streets and you sell your little pussy for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who
stands in the hall? And I 'm square? You're the one's square, man. I don't go screwing with a
bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that hip? What world are you from?
From the film Taxi Driver, written by Paul Schrader
Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. An offensive term for a black person. 2. A word which means prostitute. 3. A familiar term for a
sodomite. 4. Two words used to refer derogatorily to male homosexuals. 5. A word for semen. 6. An
expression which means: mistaken, seriously ill-informed. 7. An adjective which has no precise meaning
but is used simply for emphasis. 8. A word which means vagina. 9. A word which refers to a man who
lives off the earnings of a prostitute. 10. A verb meaning to have sexual intercourse.
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6. a bastard -cabron, hijo puta
• I want you to remember that no bastard ever
won a war by dying for his country. He won it
by making the other poor dumb bastard die
for his country. (Pattori)
• Sharon was on top form. 'Bastards!' she was
already yelling by 8.35, pouring three-quarters
of a glass of Kir Roy ale straight down her
throat. 'S tupid, smug, arrogant, manipulative,
self-indulgent bastards.' (Helen Fielding)
• A l Mackey had to hit the brakes as the
freeway motorists slowed to ogle some poor
bastard getting a speeding ticket. Better him
than me! (Joseph Wambaugh)
• That bastard Moss had the ear of the chief
of police and every other idiot who didn't
know him well! (Joseph Wambaugh)
• Quiero que recuerdes que ningtin bastardo
gand una guerra al morir por su pais. La gano
consiguiendo que otro bastardo imbecil mu-
riese por su pals.
• Sharon estaba en forma. Ya estaba gritando
'jbastardos!' a las 8.35, mientras bebia de un
trago un vaso casi lleno de Kir Royale. 'Bas-
tardos estupidos, petulantes, arrogantes, ma-
nipuladores y autoindulgentes.'
• A l Mackey tuvo que frenar en seco cuando
la patrulla de la autopista redujo para poner
una multa por exceso de velocidad a un pobre
bastardo. Mejor el que yo!
• Ese eabrdn de Moss tenia al jefe de policfa
y a cualquier otro idiota que no le conociera
bien metidos en el bote!
S YN O N YMS :
W e can use any numbe r of te rms of abuse to de scribe pe ople we find unple asant or conte mptible . The
following words can all be applie d to me n. Use d de rogatorily, most of the m have no particular
significance . In a fe w case s, howe ve r, the re may be re fe re nce to spe cific kinds of be haviour. W he n this
is so, it is indicate d in the te xt.
arsehole, asshole • Both of you
assholes knock it the fuck off and
calm down! (Re se rvoir Dogs)
• Half of them are nasty skanks
who wouldn' t be shit if they
weren't surrounded by a bunch of
drunken horny assholes. I'm not
gonna be one of those assholes.
(Swinge rs)
• 'L erner,' Madge said, 'is a se-
nile Viennese asshole A nd he's
a lech. ' (Robert S tone) • T o
Hicks' utter astonishment, E ddie
slapped him twice across the
face. 'You nickel and dime
asshole — don' t you dare
threaten me with violence. '
(Robert S tone)
bleeder (U K) • I don't know
what in the world I shall do when
you've all gone. P erhaps, in the
Dean's eyes, I shall 'quieten
down'. Fuck the bleeder. (P hilip
L arkin)
bugger • A timid, quaking little
bugger who lived in constant fear
of going broke some day — the
18
th
of March perhaps, or the 25
th
of May precisely. (Henry Miller)
• When I said that O xford people
were clever but mediocre, I meant
the dons, dear boy, not the under-
graduates. T he dons are the
dreariest set of buggers it's ever
been my lot to meet. (P hilip
L arkin) • You crafty bugger. Fancy
not letting on. (John McGrath)
bullshit artist • I had known
Bunny for several years now,
and I knew that his only connec-
tion to the record company ex-
ecutives whose names he
dropped with annoying regular-
ity was in his capacity as their
weekly supplier of weed. But I
didn't dare tell Big K that Bunny
was a bullshit artist. I assumed
he would learn the truth in his
own time. (Douglas Century)
chickenshit • When the two po-
licemen got to the wounded sus-
pect and stood over him, he
yelled in panic and shock, 'You
shot me in the back, you
chickenshit!' (Joseph Wambaugh)
cock-knocker • He started it!
Fucking cock-knocker! He's
lucky I didn't put my pen through
his thorax! (Chasing Amy)
cocksucker • He insulted Billy.
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And then I walked over to him
politely and he tells me to go
fuck myself. Then he called me
a faggot. So what do you think I
do? I threw that cocksucker out.
(Casino) • Who said that? Who
the fuck said that? Who's the
sl imy little Communi st shit
twinkle-toed cocksucker down
here who j ust signed his own
death warrant ? (Full Metal
Jacket) • He had his pockets full
of human finger bones. He ate
his victims, the cocksucker.
(Robert Stone)
cunt • There was a sympathetic
article about Kingsley in the lat-
est 'Cambridge Review', which
surprised me as I normally re-
gard them as a pack of Cam-
bridge cunts obsessed with Ted
and Pound and so forth. (Philip
Larkin) • Apparently the anthol-
ogy is the right length, which is
good, but there are howls at the
omission of certain parties, prin-
cipally McDiarmid or however
the cunt spells his name. (Philip
Larkin) • 'They're a right parcel
of fuckin' cunts, thon boys.' He
looked uneasily at the officer. 'If
you'll excuse that class of talk,
sir.' (Shaun Herron) • 'Well,' I
said, 'I think all Americans are
cunts.' (Joe Orton) • You stupid
fucking cunt. You, Williamson...
I'm talking to you, shithead...
You just cost me six thousand
dollars. (David Mamet)
dickhead • If there is one thing
in this world that I hate, it is an
unl ocked f oot l oc ker ... If it
wasn't for dickheads like you,
there wouldn't be any thievery
in this world. (Full Metal Jacket)
• Each one of these counts hold
twenty-f ive-to-lif e... Twenty-
five fucking years, pal. Bye-bye,
dickhead. See you in Attica.
(GoodFellas)
dipshit • He got up from his
chair, walked to the door, and
gently edged one of the curtains
aside. 'What the fuck are those
di pshi t s doing out t here?'
(William Gibson)
dork • —You guys look like...
what do they look like, Jimmie?
— Dorks. They look like a cou-
ple of dorks. (Pulp Fiction)
douche bag • That mot her-
f ucker, he' s every ki nd of
douche bag from full to empty.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
fink • Why do I have to shtup
her, O.K.? Why am I the one to
shtup her all the time? I can do
to her no more, you fink! My
legs are chapped. (Lenny Bruce)
fuck • You're one sick f uck,
Fink. (Barton Fink) • 'You stu-
pid fuck,' Danskin said, 'people
always say that to writers. Now
he thinks you' re an asshole.'
(Robert Stone) • Now, don't get
smart with me, Bob, don't get
smart with me, you young fuck,
we've been sweating blood all
day on this. (David Mamet) • 'Ya
fuck, ya!' yelled Father Willie.
'Ya dirty slant-eyed heathen
godless little fuck, ya!' (Joseph
Wambaugh)
fucker • I'm comin' outta here,
and any fucker I see out there,
I'm gonna kill him ... and any
fucker takes a shot at me, I ain't
j u st gonna kill him, but I' m
gonna kill his wife and all his
f ri ends and burn his f u c ki n'
house, you hear? (Unforgiven)
• I couldn't think of a f uckin'
thing to say. I froze. The little
fucker looked at me like I was a
dummy. (Robert Stone) • When
he kissed her neck, she shifted
to give him a wasted smile.
'You're a funny little fucker,' she
said. (Robert Stone)
fuckface • Her favourite line of
English prose is a masterpiece:
'Fuck my pussy, Fuckface, till I
faint.' (Philip Roth)
fuckhead • What was he? Some
back-country fuckhead with a
stethoscope. (Stephen King)
fuckwit • Tell him to bugger off
from me. Emotional f uc kwi t .
(Helen Fielding)
get, git (UK) • Where's that
Flynn? He's gone as well, has
he? Cheeky twit. I'll thump that
get one of these days. Thinks he
can get away with poxy murder
— well he poxy can' t. (John
Mc Grat h) • Whi l st I f uc ked
Dave, Tills pulled himself off.
Also, and I remember thinking,
' Kinky Irish Catholic get' , he
kept smacking my buttocks. (Joe
Orton)
gobshite • And who the hell do
you reckon to be your mates? If
you imagine for one minute that
either of those two rotten
gobshites will think any the bet-
ter of you, you' re dreaming.
(John McGrath)
jagoff • Why don't you take that
fuckin' pen and shove it up your
ass, you fuckin' jagoff? (Casino)
• I come into the fuckin' office
today, I get humiliated by some
jagoff cop. (David Mamet)
jerk, jerk-off (US) • You fuckin'
moron, I'll be filling out paper
work for the next two months be-
cause of you, you fuckin' jerk-off.
(Casino)
mother (US) Short for mother-
fucker. • — I wish he was a
broad. It's so much easier to tail
a broad. — Broad or not, he's one
tough mother to tail. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • You're on my list,
mother! I'm going to get you, you
dirty mother! You rotten bastard!
Cocksucker! (Charles Bukowski)
motherfucker (US) • Get this
through you head, you Jew
motherfucker, you. You only ex-
ist out here because of me! That's
the only reason! ... You're fuckin'
warned! Don't ever go over my
f uc ki n' head again! You
motherfucker, you! (Casino)
• AK-47, the very best there is.
When you absolutely, positively,
gotta kill every motherfucker in
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(Jackie Brown)
numbnuts (US) • What is your
major malfunction, numbnuts?!!
Di dn' t Mommy and Daddy
show you e nough a t t e nt i on
when you were a child?!! (Full
Metal J a c k e t )
pissant (US) A despicable or in-
significant person. • Yeah, I was
the Kid. It got so t hat every
pissant prairie punk who thought
he could shoot a gun would ride
into town to try out the Waco
Kid. I must' ve killed more men
than Cecil B. De Mille. (Blaz-
ing Saddles) • Even if I did
know, I wouldn' t tell a pissant
like you. (Good Will Hunting)
piss artist A loud-mouthed fool.
• Things are so bad in the Eng-
lish soccer squad that several
comment at ors are, apparent l y
wi t hout irony, recommending
the recall of the Piss Artist For-
merly Known As Gazza for the
Poland match. (Guardian)
• I imagine decades of piss-art-
istry can't help leaving their mark
on the character. (Kingsley Amis)
prat (UK) • 'I mean, it's noth-
ing. It's just some girl who's stu-
pid enough to let me shag her for
a couple of weeks.' 'What?' ex-
ploded Sharon, beginning to turn
pink. 'That's the most repulsive
thing I've ever heard anyone say
about a woman. Arrogant little
prat!' (Helen Fielding)
prick • How dare you try to lay a
guilt trip on me about it! Who the
fuck do you think you are, you
judgmental prick! (Chasing Amy)
• Then you're going to go off to
Stanford, you' re going to marry
some rich prick who your par-
ents will approve of. (Good Will
Hunting)
putz • I can't really believe that
Leila would do this. After all,
she's an artist, a heroine, a femi-
nist. Why would she let this putz
abuse her? (Erica Jong) • 'You
nasty little putz' the voice said,
full of contempt and revulsion,
'you're enough to make anyone
puke!' (William Styron)
S.O.B., s.o.b. (US) Short for
son of a bitch. • I couldn't have
called him an s.o.b. — I didn't
know he was one. At the time.
(John F. Kennedy) • The S.O.B.,
he hates my father... You want
to know why the S.O.B. hates my
father? You want me to tell you?
All right... I will now tell you
why the S.O.B. hates my father.
(Edward Albee)
schmuck • Look, I'm not ask-
ing for the world — I j ust don't
see why I should get any less out
of life than some schmuck like
Oogie Pringle or Henry Aldrich.
(Philip Roth) • Did you t hink
you were a second Irvine Vibert,
you schmuck? (Robert Stone)
• Danskin, what a schmuck you
are, what a contemptible idiot,
what a f ucki ng fool . (Robert
Stone)
scrote • Scrotes! That's what all
people are: ignorant filthy dis-
gusting ugly worthless scrotes!
Scrotes! (Joseph Wambaugh)
• He believed implicitly that if
you ever backed down even for
a moment in deal i ng wi t h
assholes and scrotes the entire
structure of American law en-
forcement would crash to the
ground. (Joseph Wambaugh)
scumbag • Captain Woofer said
to send him a pair of grungy,
ugl y, filthy, hairy, di sgust i ng,
creepy scumbags who would fit
in with the run-of-the-mill Hol-
lywood street f ol ks. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • Were you born a
fat slimy scumbag, you piece of
shit, Private Pyle? Or did you
have to work on it? (Full Metal
Jacket)
• Long Beach Mike isn' t your
amigo, he's a fuckin' scumbag.
The piece of shit is selling out
his real amigos, that's how much
of a good fuckin' guy he is. (Res-
ervoir Dogs)
shagbag • John Heath-Stubbs is
reading some of my poems at a
meeting of shagbags in London
next Friday. (Philip Larkin)
shit • Much of the play's lack
of success must be put down to
the theme and to the undoubted
fact that the general public are,
where plays are concerned, ig-
norant shits. (Joe Orton) 'You're
too young to remember a bloody
old fool and by the bye frightful
shit called Bevan Hopkin who
called the police in at a Renoir
exhibition at the Trevor Knudsen
— in 1953, not 1903. (Kingsley
Amis)
shitbag • When wi l l t hese
sodding loudmout hed cunt i ng
shitstuffed pisswashed sons of
poxed-up bitches learn that there
is something greater than litera-
turel A bastard who can bastard
well write bastard shit like that
bastard well ought to be bastard
well stuffed with broken glass,
the bastard. 'For he taught as one
having aut horit y, not like the
shitbags and tossbottles'. (Philip
Larkin)
shithead • You know what is free
enterprise? ... The freedom of the
Indi vi dual to embark on Any
Fucking Course that he sees fit in
order to secure his honest chance
to make a profit ... The country's
founded on this ... Without this
we're just savage shitheads in the
wilderness. (David Mamet) • You
shithead, you don't fuck with us,
I'll kick your fuckin' head in.
(David Mamet)
slag (UK) • As sentence was an-
nounced, the dead boy' s father
shouted: 'I hope you rot in it,
you slag.' (Daily Telegraph)
sod (UK) • How kind of you to
send me (your book about )
Arthur Wellard, and what a sod
I am not to have written earlier.
(Philip Larkin)
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son of a bitch • I had to admire
this fuckin' guy. He was one of
the toughest Irishmen I ever met.
This son of a bitch was tough.
(Casino)
tosser (UK) • — Which living
person do you most admire? —
No one really — they' re all
tossers. (Guardian) • I've really
enjoyed the people we' ve
worked with on the whole, and
that's rare. You normally come
out of a production saying 'I'm
glad to see the back of that bunch
of tossers', but this wasn't like
that at all. (Guardian)
turd • Cutthroats and scumbags
were coming out of the wood-
work ... these guys were world
class turds. And I'm sorry, but
they got what they deserved.
(Desperado) • All the freshmen
are odious little turds indistin-
guishable from Harris. (Philip
Larkin) • I can drop the little
turd off the Capitol Records
Building, you want me to.
(Joseph Wambaugh) • It's all
right when little turds and
turdettes, especially the latter,
go on about exciting break-
throughs in advertisements and
arts pages. (Kingsley Amis)
twat • When I got back home,
Kenneth H. was in a rage. He'd
written in large letters on the
wall, 'JO E O RTO N is A S PINE LE S S
TWAT'. (Joe O rton) • The editor
liked them, but the paper' s
coolly scathing stars had de-
cided the band were a bunch of
public-school twats fl i rti ng
touristically with black Ameri-
canisms. (Guardian)
wanker (UK) • I went to Zim-
babwe with my wanker boy-
friend. (Naked) • As I lay I tried
to block out the screams. I had
enough problems without having
to listen to that whi ni g wanker.
His screams were beginning to
annoy me. They were interrupt-
ing my thoughts. They were in-
creasing my fear. (Ken Lukowiak)
• Well, fuck me. If it isn't one
of our glorious leaders. I won-
der what the fuck this mentally
retarded wanker wants. (Ken
Lukowiak)
whoresmelt, hoor's melt (Irish)
• But it was of Parnell that he
spoke most: 'A king,' he called
him, 'A hero who would have
freed Ireland,' but for the opposi-
tion of the black-hearted 'hoors'
melts'. (S ean O 'Callaghan)
6. b arselicker -lameculos
• The feuds do not end with his political
opponents. Many have been with former
friends. 'Kusturica is the greatest traitor to
Bosnia,' one told me. Another said he was a
'war criminal, a Chetnik arselicker, a puppet
of Milosevic... It makes me puke to think of
him.' (Guardian)
• Cracking good news about the election,
what? I can hardly believe we've got that little
shit and his team of arselicking crooks out of
the way. (Philip Larkin)
• I lose touch instantaneously with that ass-
licking little boy who runs home after school
with his A's in his hand, the over-earnest
innocent endlessly in search of... his mother's
approbation. (Philip Roth)
• Las disputas no acaban con su oposici6n po-
litica. Muchos han sido antiguos amigos.
'Kusturica es el mayor traidor de Bosnia,' me
dijo uno. Otro dijo que era 'un criminal de gue-
rra, un lameculos de Chetniks, una marioneta
de Milosevic... Me dan ganas de vomitar al
pensar en e1.'
• Noticias cojonudas acerca de las elecciones,
verdad? Casi no me puedo creer que haya-
mos conseguido quitar del medio a ese mier-
da y a su equipo de chorizos lameculos.
• Pierdo contacto momentaneamente con ese
chiquillo lameculos que corre a casa a la sali-
da de la escuela con la cartilla en la mano, el
pequeno inocente excesivamente serio, inter-
minablemente consagrado a la btisqueda de,..
la aprobacion de su madre.
RELATED TERMS:
brown-nose • Nobody promotes
an invisible employee. S tart to
attend meetings. S ound positive.
E xude confidence. Never
brown-nose, though. S uckers-
up inevitably end up being an
embarrassment to all con-
cerned and you may pick the
wrong boss to toady around.
(Guardian) • We could argue
about whether a S upreme Court
clerkship is evidence of bril-
liance or j ust consummate
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brown-nosing. (Salon)
kiss somebody's ass • — He did
that to me once. He tried to starve
me. — I don't care. I'm not kiss-
ing his ass. I'll quit or starve, any-
thing. (Charles Bukowski) • Now
and then I made some bad blun-
ders, and if it weren't that I had
learned how to kiss the boss's ass,
I would have been fired, that's cer-
tain. (Henry Miller) • This is the
reality... you're not going to get
your ass kissed here, because both
me and Walt thi nk you suck.
(Chasing Amy)
suck somebody's ass • How he
would have hated being a lieu-
tenant and sitting at a desk and
sucki ng some capt ai n' s ass.
(Joseph Wambaugh) • Af t er
sucki ng the boss' s ass for a
whole week — it's the thing to
do here — I managed to land
Peckover's job. (Henry Miller)
suck up to somebody • You
shouldn't suck up to that woman.
She' s got a dirty mi nd. Half
the mothers in America, with
their precious big pussies and
their precious little daughters,
half the mothers in America have
dirty minds. Tell her to shove it.
(Charles Bukowski)
6. c bitch -zorra, lagarta
• There is not one loyal bone in that bitch's
body. (David Mamet)
• You haven't been straight with me ever since
I met you! You never loved me in the first pla-
ce! I need eyes in the back of my fuckin' head
with you, you fuckin* bitch! (Casino)
• He thinks we are the Bitch Queens from Hell
— which is a misapprehension because,
although we have discovered our Inner
Bitches, we have not yet unlocked them.
(Helen Fielding)
• Wouldn't she often have to go to the John,
and start unzipping her jeans in front of Al as
she walked out of the room? She was just that
kind of bitch, all right? (Joseph Wambaugh)
• That last bitch he married never even saw to
it that he had decent underwear. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
• If that loudmouth bitch was my old lady I'd
kick her in the cunt. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• No hay un solo hueso del que te puedas fiar
en el cuerpo de esa zorra.
• jNo has sido honesta conmigo desde que te
conoci! Jamis me quisistes! Contigo, nece-
sito ojos en la nuca, jputa zorra!
• Cree que somos las Putas Reinas del Infierno;
lo cual es un malentendido porque, pese a que
ya hemos descubierto a la puta que llevamos
dentro, todavia no las hemos liberado.
• No tenia que ir con frecuencia al bano y se
empezaba a bajarse la cremallera de los va-
queros delante de Al al salir de la habitacidn?
Era ese tipo de zorra, de acuerdo?
• La ultima zorra con la que se caso ni siquie-
ra se preoeupd de que tuviera calzoncillos de-
centes.
• Si esa puta bocazas fuera mi vieja, le daria
una patada en el cono.
SYNO NYMS:
These are some of the more common abusive terms applied to women. As with the deprecatory terms
used of men, these only rarely have a specific meaning over and above their value as insults.
bag • ' And you do realise
Middlemarch was originally a
book, Bridget, don't you, not a
soap?' I hate Perpetua when she
gets like this. Stupid old fartarse
bag. (Helen Fielding)
cooze (US) • Let me tell you
what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's
about some cooze who's a regu-
lar fuck machine. I'm talking,
morning, day, night, afternoon,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, di ck.
(Reservoir Dogs)
cow (UK) • Kenneth sniffed and
his nose appeared to be about a
foot long. ' Silly cow your agent,
isn' t she? Don't you think so?
That Peggy Ramsay? Silly cow.'
(Joe O rton) • Jean's a right little
cow, isn't she? (E.A. Whitehead)
cunt • Beth Kramer's an aggres-
sive, tight-assed, busybody cunt,
and it's none of her fucking busi-
ness how I speak to my son.
(Deconstructing Harry) • I just
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— that cunt just got what she de-
served. (Primal Fear) • Some-
how I feel sorry as hell for her
and yet I don' t give a damn. A
cunt who can play as she does
ought to have better sense than
be t ri pped up by every guy
with a big putz who happens
to come along. (Henry Miller)
• And your friend, Joan... that
cunt was born in a car crash.
(David Mamet)
moo (UK) • The receptionist
said, 'Well, I've nothing on my
conscience.' She went into the
di spensar y wi t h t he coffee.
'Silly moo,' Leonie said. (Joe
Orton) • Some specced-up babe
asked me if I didn' t feel insig-
nificant alongside those writers
who've had illness and death in-
flicted upon them. Of course, I
feel insignificant, you fucking
moo. Even a cr ashi ng dung
br ai n like Jer emy Cl ar kson
could tell you that a sense of
i nsi gni f i cance mi ght j us t be
linked to suicidal tendencies.
(Guardian)
skank (US) • I spend half the
night trying to talk to some girl
whose eyes are darting around
to see if there's someone more
important she should be talking
to... Some fuckin' skank who is
half the woman my girlfriend is.
(Swingers)
slag (UK) • You tell people —
well, men — your story and it's
stored away and used against
you. One said to me in a row: 'You
are nothing but a slag and an easy
lay and not even a good one for
all the practice you' ve had.'
(Guardian)
slut • If you didn't want to go
out with me anymore, why didn't
you just say so? Instead you pus-
syfoot around and see that slut be-
hind my back! (Clerks) • You
prick! You bast ar d! You
sonofabitch! You think you' re
dealing wi t h some old sl ut ?
Look at me: t hi r t y- one! You
think 'cause you're hung you can
get away with this crap? (James
Leo Herlihy) • You remember the
slut roamed into Sears and had
the baby in the rest room? She
cut the cord with her finger-
nails and just dumped the lit-
tle toad in the trash and left it
for the janitor to find next day.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
twat • I can't even give you the
time of day without getting the
look: oh shit, here comes another
dumb and stupid remark out of
that brainless twat. I say, 'It's
five to seven,' and you think,
'How fucking dumb can she be!'
Well, I'm not brainless, and I'm
not a twat either, just because I
didn' t go to fucking Harvard!
(Philip Roth)
6. d bummer -conazo, latazo
Slang, but neither obscene nor offensive. The word may be used of any bad experience, occasion,
situation or place. Originally an unpleasant or depressing experience with LSD or other narcotic.
• — As you can see, it is a ransom note. Sent
by cowards. Men who are unable to achieve
on a level field of play. Men who will not sign
their names. Weaklings. — Bummer. (The Big
Lebowski)
We read of Saul that 'when he stood among
the people, he was higher than any of the
people from his shoulders and upward.' As a
king, Saul turned out to be a bummer; but
never mind, he sure was tall. (Tom Ferrell)
• For Deadheads, the death of Jerry Garcia last
week was one big bummer, man. (New York
Times)
• The adolescent does away with the
concreteness and complexity of his
experience, and substitutes instead his own
primitive abstractions. Everything is 'groovy'
or 'a bummer.' (Anatole Broyard)
• — Como puedes ver, es una nota de rescate.
Enviada por cobardes. Hombres incapaces de
tener exito en un campo de juego igualado.
Hombres que no firmarian con sus nombres,
Debiles. — Que rollo.
• Leimos acerca de Saul que 'cuando estaba
entre los suyos, era mas alto que cualquiera,
les sacaba la cabeza.' Como rey, Saul resulto
ser un enano; pero es igual, si que era alto.
• Para los seguidores del grupo musical Los
Deadheads, la muerte de Jerry Garcia la se-
mana pasada fue un mazazo, colega.
• El adolescente se deshace de lo especifico y
complejo de su experieneia, y lo sustituye por
sus propias abstracciones primitivas. Todo es
'dabuten' o 'un cofiazo'.
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S Y N O N Y M S :
The following words, which we have already seen applied to people, can also be used to describe or
address the unpleasantly non-human: objects, events, experiences, concepts, problems, etc.
bastard • The only thing wrong
with the present is the bastard
doesn' t exi st . Because t he
present is the f ut ure ... It' s a
cons t ant process of comi ng
into being and passing away.
(Naked)
• I poked the achi ng t oot h.
' Bast ar d. ' It made it wor se.
The pain made me fall to my
knees. I pulled my mout h to a
tap and swi l l ed it wi t h cold
water. 'Y ou f ucki ng bastard.'
(Ken Lukowiak)
bitch • It was rough terrain and
the going was hard. From the
map it was obvious that the last
few miles were going to be a
bitch. (James Laffan)
bugger • I think I could've prob-
ably managed to convince them
if I hadn' t had this bugger of a
toothache. I had to clench my
j aws every t i me i t t hrobbed.
(John O gilby)
fucker • Here's the really men-
tal f uckin' thing, when we were
on the boat goi n' down and
comi n' back agai n, we were
ear ni n' more f ucki ng money
than when we were on the Is-
l ands r unni ng ar ound and
blowin' away the f uckin' Argies.
I mean, you know, how the fuck
do they work that f ucker out?
(Ken Lukowiak)
motherfucker • He shows M a-
rino a long, ugly scratch on his
arm. He says: 'Can you fucking
bel i eve t hat ? Look at t hi s
mot herf ucker' . (Casino)
66.e clap -gonorrea
From Old French clapoir, a venereal bubo or swelling.
• Do you know he has a drippy faucet?... I
happen to know that in Hollywood patrol right
now the clap's as common as a head cold.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
• Barbers — cutters of beards — were a
traditional male enclave. And, going back to
the N orman barber-surgeon, they specialised
in male requirements and ailments:
prophylactics and clap. "Will there be anything
else, sir?' the hairdresser would delicately
inquire, as he brushed the clippings off your
shoulders. (Guardian)
* M rs S chekner, you got the clap. Little
discharge, dear. Tell you what, we're gonna
give you a little, ah, vitamin-booster, a little
penicillin. (Lenny Bruce)
* I can say this now, hand on heart, honest to
God and hope to catch the clap if I'm lying.
(Ken Lukowiak)
• Sabes que ha pillado una infeccion vene-
rea?... S e, de hecho, que ahora mismo en la
patrulla de Hollywood la infeccion venerea es
tan conun como el catarro.
• Los barberos — los que cortaban las barbas
— eran tradicionalmente hombres. Y , regre-
sando a los barberos-cirujanos normandos, se
especializaban en los requisites y las dolen-
cias masculinas; profilacticos e infecciones
venereas. 'Alguna cosa mas, senor?' solia pre-
guntar el peluquero con delicadeza, mientras
te cepillaba el pelo de los hombros.
• S eflora S chekner, tiene usted una enferme-
dad venerea. N o hay duda, querida. M ire, le
vamos a dar una pequena... ayuda vitaminica,
un poco de penicilina.
• Esto lo puedo deck ahora, con el corazdn en la
mano, lo juro por Dios y que contraiga una in-
feccion venerea si miento.
RELATED TERMS:
a dose • Any venereal infection.
• S he's riddled with pox. I know
f our blokes who' ve copped a
dose from her. (Bill Turner)
• Don' t Give A Dose To The O ne
Y ou Love M ost . ( N ew Y ork
Daily N ews)
crabs An infestation of crab lice
in the pubic area. • — I haven' t
f ucked anybody else! I got it
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from Y O U ! Y ou' re a carrier, a dis-
ease ridden slut! — What? —
The cr abs, the cr abs, you gave
m e t he C R A B S ! ( C ha r l e s
B uko wski ) • I happen to know
he' s pr a cti ca lly r a i si ng cr abs.
A st e no wo r k s Ho l l y w o o d
ni g ht wa t c h to ld me. He ha s
t he m i n hi s a r m p i t s e v e n.
(Joseph Wa mba ugh)
jack (A ustr.) R hyming slang of
jack in the box and pox. • Got
ma la r i a , ber iber i, ma lnutr i ti o n
and pr o ba bl y a dose of j a ck .
(Mar tin Medcalf)
pox (U K) • No clap, no cha n-
cres, no syphilis: I have never
suf f er ed f r o m pox of any de-
sc r i pt i o n. I a l wa y s t a ke ex-
t r e m e c a r e no t t o . ( J o hn
McGr a t h)
• Hey, yo ur gums are r o tti ng.
B loody hell, he' s got syphilitic
teeth. Look at that. Look, it' s
tr ue, i sn' t it? Here — how do
you manage to catch pox there
then — you dir ty bastar d (John
McGr a th) • How' r e you liking
bei ng f i f t y? R otten decade f or
me... Thi r ti es and f or ties were
a l l r i g ht . A s f o r t he si xt i e s,
well, 'Y er ca n' t get pox, Inside
a wooden box.' (Phi li p La r ki n)
syph, siph, siff A bbr evi a ti o n
of syphilis, but sometimes, as
in the f ir st exa mple, used in a
wi der sense. • B eing a f ul l man
i n ma cho whi t e A t l a nt a i n-
cludes ma ki ng f un of the A IDS
B a l l . ' Le t ' s R i f f f o r S y ph! '
Wolf e wr ites. (S alon) • Why
don' t you tell us about that time
you got sif f f r om yo ur nigger
maid? (C harles Willingham)
6. f crud -porquena
In Middle English the word meant 'coagulated milk', later it was used to describe dried semen. Now
it denotes any substance perceived as loathsome — vomit, pus, slime, etc. — or, figuratively, anything
which is markedly inferior.
• Let' s clean him up. Feather stone, do
something, will you? Get some of the crud off
him, before it hardens. (John McGrath)
. Mr. Le C oze said the non-stick cookware
was wonderful for cooking fish. S o I bought
my first pan. A nd it was good, for a very
short while. Then it started to accumulate
blackened crud.(Guardian)
• Trashy tourist attractions ('acres of modern
crud', as Horwitz puts it) are a blot on the
contemporary S outh's landscape. (New Y ork
Times)
» — What if she's carrying a disease?—Y ou're
such a fucking asshole. — What? O h, it's not
possible that she's all crudded up? ... That bitch
could be a bigger fucking germ farm than that
monkey in Outbreak! (Chasing Amy)
• I burst into a fit of coughing. Half strangling
on the goo and crud of threescore daily
C amels, I was surprised that I was coherent at
all. (William S tyron)
• Vamos a limpiarle. Featherstone, haz algo,
quieres? Limpiale esa mierda, antes de que
se endurezca.
• El senor Le C oze dijo que las sartenes de
teflon eran maravillosas para cocinar pesca-
do. A si que compr6 mi primera sarten. Y
estuvo bien, durante un tiempo muy corto.
Despues empez6 a acumular mierda enne-
grecida.
• A tr acciones deplor a bles para tur i sta s
('acres de mierda moderna', segun Horwitz)
son un manchon sobre el paisaje contem-
pordneo del sur.
• — Que pasa si esta in fectada? — Eres un
puto gilipollas. — Que A h, no es posible
que este llena de mierda? ... Esa zorra podria
ser una puta granja de germenes may ores que
el mono ese en Estallidol
• Empece a toser violentamente. Medio aho-
gandome con toda la mierda de treinta y tan-
tos C amels diarios, me sorprendid que fuera
en lo mas minimo coherente.
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dreck • Underworld is among
other things a witty and dramatic
meditation on excreta, voidance,
leavings, garbage, j unk, slag,
dreck. (M artin Amis) • He is be-
ing pestered by an aspiring au-
thor of science fiction dreck
named M ilo Levi-N athan. (M ar-
tin Amis)
glop (US ) • Plates, floors, even the
pockets of our corduroy jackets
were soon encrusted with a white
glop that could have afforded ar-
chaeologists a lifetime of explo-
ration. (Pico Iyer)
gook • The old woman wiped a
string of gook off her arm and,
grabbing the doctor's surgical
scissors, clipped the umbilical
cord herself. (Aimee Bender)
• We are ankl e-deep in M r.
Clinton's own character-gook.
We are trapped in his own sick
decision to risk the Presidency
for back-office sex with a sub-
ordinate. (N ew Y ork Times)
grot • M inisters reel off trium-
phant statistics about employ-
ment, hospital lists, the mini-
mum wage and family benefits.
But voters who are out of work
or in low-paid exploitative jobs,
living in grot, and surrounded by
evidence of greed and massive
social disparity, don't care for
statistics much. (Guardian)
gunge (UK) • Ventilation ducts
are not cleaned. There is all sorts
of gunge in them, including dead
pigeons, which affects people's
circulation rates. (Guardian)
gunk • Defaced by time, pigeon
gunk and insensitive landlords
eager to remove potential liabili-
ties, N ew Y ork's once abundant
crop of architectural stonework
has suffered countless indigni-
ties. (Andrew Jacobs)
6. g cruddy -asqueroso
The adjective from crud, meaning nasty, disgusting, loathsome, repellent.
• Prostitution, pornography, drugs —Dublin's
fair city is looking pretty cruddy in 'The Good
Life', John Brady's latest novel. The polluted
canal where a prostitute's beaten body is
washed up bears witness to the city's
degradation. (N ew Y ork Times)
•* I can sit in a diner or a cruddy little restau-
rant halfway across the country, and there will
be people in the booth next to me, and because
I'm a woman of a certain age they'll say
anything as if no one were there. People will
say absolutely outrageous, incredible things.
(E. Annie Proulx)
• La prostitucion, la pornografia, las dro-
gas — la bella ciudad de Dublin se ve bastante
llena de mierda en 'La buena vida', la ultima
novela de John Brady. El canal contaminado
donde aparece el cuerpo machacado de una pros-
tituta es testigo de la degradacidn de la ciudad.
• Puedo estar sentada en un cafe o en un res-
taurante de mierda a medio camino del otro
lado del pais, y habra gente en la mesa a mi
lado, y porque soy una mujer de una cierta
edad dirain cualquier cosa como si no estuvie-
ra. La gente dira cosas ultrajantes, cosas in-
crefbles.
S Y N O N Y M S :
grotty • He used to live on acid
and M ars bars in a grotty squat.
N ow he sips bubbly with M a-
donna (Guardian)
icky • — He ate you out? Did
you like it? — Well... I don't
know — it was weird. At first it
felt icky, then it felt kind of
okay. (Cruel Intentions')
scuzzy • With more and more
people working from home or
buying books and clothes on the
internet rather than schlepping
to the high street, we are becom-
ing increasingly home-based.
But this doesn' t mean we' re
hanging out in scuzzy old track-
suits. We're more likely to be
padding around in a little latte-
coloured cashmere sweater and
fleece dr awst r i ng t r ouser s.
(Guardian)
yucky • And kids have a natu-
ral rel uctance to t hink about
their parents' sex lives. Any
question you answer will prob-
ably conjure up images of you
nude and passionate — yuck.
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(Salon) • He came bounding into
the room and straight away did
a Barry Manilow, that ever-so-
yucky trick of finding an enthu-
siastic stranger in the audience
and pointing a finger and saying
'Hi!', thus exuding a warmth
that does not, in cold fact, exist.
(Guardian)
6. h arsehole of the earth, etc -el culo del mundo
The terms in this section refer to places perceived as disagreeable or of markedly inferior quality.
• Well, sir, I'm 8,000 miles from home, in a
place that has already proved itself to be the
arsehole of the earth. Four of my friends are
dead, I'm up to my neck in shit, mud and
water... How the fuck do you think I feel, shit
for brains? (Ken Lukowiak)
• Just the thing for a bloody rainy chilly
afternoon in this arsehole of East Riding.
(Philip Larkin)
• 'Why would anybody in his right mind go to
Midland City?' the driver wanted to know.
'Midland City is the asshole of the universe'.
(Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
• Bueno, senor, estoy a 8.000 millas de casa,
en un lugar que ya ha demostrado ser el culo
del mundo. Cuatro de mis amigos estan muer-
tos, estoy hasta el cuello de mierda, barro y
agua... Como cono crees que me siento,
gilipollas?
• Justo lo que hace falta en una jodida tarde
fria y mojada en este culo del mundo de East
Riding.
• ' A quien, en su sano juicio, se le puede
ocurrir ir a Midland City?' — quiso saber
el camionero. 'Midland City es el culo del
mundo.'
SY N O N Y MS:
shithole • Which one of you
fuckers owns this shithole? Y ou
there, fat man, speak up.
(Unforgiveh) • 'This place? The
cleanest?' said John Y oung, 62,
who runs a flower stall outside
the Mander Shopping Centre.
' N o, you got on the wr ong
train, mate. Y ou want Winches-
ter or Warminster. This is Wol-
verhampt on. It' s a shithole.'
(Guardian)
dump • She's a housewife... And
she comes in, and she looks
around, and she puts her grocer-
ies down, and she says, 'What a
dump!' (Edward Albee) • — Get
your clothes on and let's blow
this dump. — Where to? — Any-
where. N el l ' s. The garbage
scow. Connecticut. (Erica Jong)
hole • Y est erday t hey were
fi ght i ng again, but it's quiet
today. I'm ready to go back,
bombs and all. It's better than
this hole. (Guardian)
pisshole • Come on, Billy. She
isn't going to come. Let's get out
of this pisshole and back down
to the boozer. (John O gilby)
sewer • I hate it! I hate N ew
Y ork! I don't ever want to go
back to that sewer! (Philip Roth)
it sucks -es una mierda
(US) The verb suck is used intransitively to denote anything unpleasant, distasteful, rebarbative or
worthless. The expression is sometimes expanded to it sucks like an Electrolux, referring to an early
vacuum cleaner.
• We're going to spend half the night driving
around the hills looking for one party and then
leaving 'cause it sucks. Then we're going to
look for this other party you heard about. But,
Trent, all the parties and bars, they all suck.
(Swingers)
• Vamos a pasarnos la mitad de la noche con-
duciendo por las colinas buscando una fiesta
y luego marchandonos porque es una mierda.
Entonces vamos a ir a buscar esta otra fiesta
que te han comentado. Pero, Trent, todas las
fiestas y los bares, son una mierda.
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« Just remember one thing: it can't get any
worse, it can only get better. I mean, high
school is the bottom. Being a teenager sucks.
But that's the point, surviving it is the whole
point. (Pump Up the Volume)
* Emmie, I hate my life. My life sucks. I am
totally fucked. Or not fucked. I am in such
pain. (Erica Jong)
• Solo acuerdate de una cosa; no puede em-
peorar, solo puede mejorar. Es decir, el insti-
tuto es lo peor. Ser un adolescente es una
mierda. Pero de eso se trata, de sobrevivir, eso
es preeisamente de lo que se trata.
• Emmie, odio mi vida. Mi vida es una mier-
da. Estoy completamente jodida. Bueno,
jodida no. Estoy dolorida.
RELATED TERMS:
gross, gross out (US) Gross
is the adjective and means dis-
gusting. The verb to gross out
means to disgust or to be dis-
gusted. • I ain't in favor of
kiddy porn, you understand.
Makes me wanna barf. Some
of those little girls and boys,
eight, nine years old. I had
some tricks once, they had to
see that stuff before I could
make them come off. I almost
grossed out. I never take a trick
a second time if he makes me
watch kiddy porn. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • -I'm serious, he
just yanked it out and showed it
to me. You know, like the Presi-
dent did to that woman. —
Gross. — It wasn't gross. It was
kind of cool. (American Beauty)
• — I bet he's got a big dick. —
You are so grossing me out.
(American Beauty)
be the pits (US) To be the
most loathsome place or situ-
ation imaginable. • Asked what
new Davis Cup captain John
McEnroe might have been say-
ing after a performance like
his first two sets today,
Sampras replied: 'You're play-
ing like the pits of the world.'
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In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) cow (b) cunt (c) bummer (d) bag (e) slut (f) slag
2. (a) asshole (b) cocksucker (c) dipshit (d) brown-nose (e) fuckhead (f) fucker
3. (a) bastard (b) bitch (c) fucker (d) motherfucker (e) bugger (f) slut
4. (a) piss artist (b) prick (c) shithole (d) gobshite (e) jerk-off (f) schmuck
5. (a) scumbag (b) shit (c) tosser (d) scrote (e) bitch (f) twat
6. (a) pox (b) pisshole (c) jack (d) clap (e) a dose (f) syph
7. (a) slag (b) grot (c) gook (d) grunge (e) dreck (f) crud
EXERCISE 6.2
Here are some less common idiomatic and slang terms related to unpleasantness. Try to identify the
subject to which each group of terms refers.
1. active citizens, crotch crickets, gentlemen's companions, neighbours to the south, pants
rabbits, seam squirrels
2. yuck, schmutz, ook, scunge, scuzz
3. coachman on the box, French gout, Irish mutton, Ladies' fever, lifelong friend,
Neapolitan bone ache, Old Joe, Spanish needle, the old dog
4. eurner, gleet, glim, haircut, Lulu, morning drop, stank cock, strain
EXERCISE 6.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Que...? Reconoces que lo hiciste a proposito, cacho cabron? 2. Limpiar este homo es muy jodido.
3. Lo siento, tienes una infeccion venerea. 4. No hay un solo hueso del que te puedas fiar en el cuerpo
de esa zorra. 5. Estuvo bien, durante algun tiempo. Despues empezo a acumular mierda ennegrecida.
6. jEstas en mi lista, cabron! Te voy a romper el culo! 7. A quien se le puede ocurrir ir alli? Es el
culo del mundo. 8. Mi idea era la de vagar por ahi sin hacer nada, esquivando siempre al patron y
evitando a los lameculos que podian chivarse. 9. Quiero que recuerdes que ningun bastardo gano una
guerra al morir por su pais. 10. Que pasa si esta infectada? Es posible que este llena de mierda. 11.
Esta mierda de pintura no hay quien la quite. 12. El instituto es lo peor. Ser un adolescente es una
mierda. 13. La ultima zorra con la que se caso ni siquiera se preocupo de que tuviera calzoncillos
decentes. 14. Se especializaban en los requisitos y las dolencias masculinas: profilacticos e infecciones
venereas. 15. ;Tu no me mereces, zorra! jBueno, se acabo! Fuera! 16. Es un lameculos, nada mas.
Me dan ganas de vomitar al pensar en el. 17. La prostitucion, la pornografia, las drogas — la
ciudad se ve llena de mierda. 18. Maldicion! No podia volver sin el recibo firmado! Los cabrones
siempre pedian firmas para todo. 19. Odio la vida que llevo. Mi vida es una mierda. Estoy completa-
mente jodida. 20. Una botella de whisky — justo lo que hace falta en una jodida tarde Ma y mojada
en este culo del mundo.
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EXERCISE 6.4
Scandinavian Splatch gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'dirty movie'. The
opening scene sets the tone. It shows a couple of Swedish nurses in immaculate uniforms
pouring buckets of fudge-coloured gook over each other's heads. This means they have to go
and get cleaned up, so, big surprise, soon we find them frolicking naked in the tub together.
Only thing is, the tub isn't full of water but of some nameless yellow gunk, possibly semi-
melted butter. There's an outdoor mud scene too. Whatever happens, the characters, if they
can be called that, always get wet and messy in their dressy clothes first, then proceed to
nudity while being gunged at every stage. Blue goo is poured over their bodies, pink goo is
poured over their bodies, diesel oil is poured over their bodies, and on and on. Whenever the
pace seems to be slacking, yucky viscous dreck descends from on high. Meanwhile female
masturbation provides an important thematic counterpoint. A redheaded model gets messy
in her clothes with a large bowl of multi-coloured, pudding-consistency glop, rubbing it into
her outfit, then into herself. She gets cleaned up, changes into lingerie, then creams herself
off all over again, this time with the aid of some tan-coloured cake-mix and a dildo. Another
scene involves two girls, one of whom spoons white gunge into the other's wide-open beaver
and then licks it out. Male characters likewise pour variegated syrups and creams and globs
of unidentifiable glop over their standing schlongs, a measure that proves irresistible to the
hungry nurses, models and museum tour guides. Perhaps it all has some kind of ecological
significance. In short, if you like to see nice clothes being ruined, good food being wasted,
and well-endowed bodies being licked and sucked and fondled and fucked, Scandinavian
Splatch is the one for you.
From a review in Tenedor by Gabriella T. Oldfield
Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. Six synonyms for disgusting semi-liquid substances. 2. One term for a disgusting semi-liquid
substance used (unusually) as a verb. 3. An adjective meaning disgusting. 4. A phrasal verb meaning
to masturbate, used especially of a woman. 5. A noun meaning an object shaped like an erect penis
used for sexual stimulation. 6. A slang word for vagina. 7. A slang word for penis. 8. A verb meaning
to do the sex act with someone.
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7. a fuck up -cagar, cagada, capullo
As a verb, it means to make a serious mistake; to spoil or to ruin. As a noun, it means the mistake
itself, the situation resulting from the mistake, or a totally incompetent person.
• I fucked up, Frankie. I fucked up good this
time. Should never have started with this
fuckin* broad. I'm in a bad fuckin' spot here.
You know that? Bad fuckin' spot. (Casino)
» What you're hired for is to help us — does
that seem clear to you? To help us. Not to fuck
us up...to help men who are going out there to
try to earn a living. You fairy. You company
man... (David Mamet)
• They fuck you up, your mum and dad; They
may not mean to, but they do. (Philip Larkin)
• What are rockets? I mean, they're just big
metal pricks! You know, I mean, the bastards
aren't satisfied with fuckin' the earth up —
they gotta fuck space and all. (Naked)
• Spud had done well. I was proud of him. He
fucked up good and proper. (Trainspotting)
• I hate doing the dishes. It fucks up my nails.
(GoodFellas)
• This was his nightmare. The dodgiest scam
in a lifetime of dodgy scams being perpetrated
with three of the most useless and unreliable
fuck-ups in town. (Trainspotting)
• That was about as fucked up a come-on as I
ever sat still for,' she told him. (Robert Stone)
» They say the world is coming to an end. They
say that's why it's so fucked up. (Robert Stone)
• La jodf, Frankie. La jodf de verdad esta vez.
Nunca debf de empezar con esta puta zorra.
Estoy francamente jodido. Lo sabes? Fran-
camente jodido.
• Se te contratd para ayudarnos - esti claro?
Para ayudarnos. No para jodernos... para ayu-
dar a hombres que van a salir a intentar
ganarse la vida. M aricdn, Funcionario...
Te joden, tu madre y tu padre; Puede que no
sea su intencidn, pero lo hacen.
• Que son los cohetes? Digo yo que, jsdlo
son grandes penes metalicos! Ya sabes, esos
bastardos no se contentan con joder la tierra -
tienen que joder el espacio.
• Spud habia hecho bien. Estaba orgulloso de
e1. La jodi6 como Dios manda.
• Odio lavar los platos. Me jode las unas.
• Esto era su pesadilla. La movida mas jodida
en toda una vida de movidas jodidas iba a ser
perpetrada por tres de los colgados mas intiti-
les y menos de fiar de todo el pueblo,
• 'Eso es el intento de ligar mas jodido que
jam£s he visto,' le dijo.
• Dicen que el mundo va llegando a su fin.
Dicen que por eso estd tan jodido.
SY N O N Y M S:
balls up Both a verb and a noun.
• T his evening I painted the sight
of the garden from the dining
room window in water colours.
T his started all right in a vicar's-
daughter way but finished as
rather a balls up. (P hilip L arkin)
banjax A verb only. • L ast
year's copyright infringement
action against The Full Monty by
playwrights Stephen Sinclair
and A nthony M cC arten was at
least partially banjaxed by de-
fence attorney Bert F ields de-
claring 'it's a shame to try to
hurt a wonderful film like this,
even if you think it was stolen'.
(Guardian)
bollix, bollox A verb, sometimes
followed by up. • Gore did not
boast to anyone, off the record or
not, about being a model for
O liver in Love Story. A T ennes-
see newspaper first noted the Love
Story connection, which the New
Y ork Times proceeded to bollix
up. (Salon) • But the trouble with
traveling like a backpacker is that
you' ve got to make difficult
choices about lodgings, sightsee-
ing and transportation at every
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step along the way — which
would bollix me up. Once I've
cobbled my trip together and set
of f , I try to cut loose and enjoy.
(New York Times)
bugger up • If you take your
eyes off the ball for even a frac-
tion of a second, you'll bugger
up the approach shot, and then
you have absolutely no chance
of making the volley you want.
(Roy Logan)
cock up A verb and a noun.
• He is a piece of slimy refuse,
incapable of carrying out the
simplest murder without cock-
ing it up. (Peter Cook) • I no
longer associate Spring with
daffodils and fresh-mown grass
and the prospect of cricket; it is
what I endure for hours on end
when there has been yet another
cock-up over my mobile phone
account. (Guardian)
make a balls of something
• Mrs Thatcher made a terrible
balls of trying to bring the gov-
ernment down, but I still think
she's all right. (Philip Larkin)
make a hen's arse of something
(Irish) • With a useless wanker
like that it hardly matters what
job you give him. You just know
he's going to make a hen's arse
of it. (James Laffan)
screw up • I mean that doctors
and prof essional men are the
most arrogant and incompetent
witnesses at any criminal pro-
ceedings and that they'll screw
up your case for sure. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • Cecile attempts
the A minor scale, f ucking up
badly. Kathryn enters and shud-
ders in silence. Cecile tries again
and once again screws up.
(Cruel Intentions)
sod up • The last f our months
have been f ucked up by poor
Monica getting shingles... It is
a particularly nasty sort — her-
pes ophthalmicus — has sodded
up her left eye so that she sees
double. (Philip Larkin)
7. b | fuck about (around) -perder el tiempo, joder
To behave foolishly, especially in a time-wasting or distracting way.
• Look, will you stop fuckin' about? If you're
gonna stick the boot in, will you get on with
it? (Naked)
« Will you stop fuckin' about and fidgetin' in
my peripherals — I'm trying to concentrate.
. thought, 'Wow! Clearly this is the result of
some fantastic thinking.' But sadly it wasn't
so. Called upon to explain or defend
themselves, they couldn't. They were just
fucking around, basically — which I thought
was a waste of time. (Guardian)
• Mira, deja de joderla por ahi. Si vas a darme
de hostias, hazlo de una vez.
• Podrias dejar de joder por ahi y estarte quie-
to en mis cercanfas — estoy intentando con-
centrarme.
• Pensd, ' lncrefble! Claramente, este es el re-
sultado de algun proceso de pensamiento fan-
tlstico.' Pero, por desgracia, no fue asi. Al
pedirles una explicacion o que se defendie-
sen, no pudieron. S61o estaban haciendo el
gilipollas, basicamente — lo cual, pense que
era una perdida de tiempo,
SYNONYMS:
arse about • I remember with
envy the evenings we used to
have about a year ago: certain
percentage of creative arsing-
about. (Philip Larkin) • Why
Mrs Thatcher is arsing round
China now I can't imagine, ex-
cept that it's a well to keep an
eye on all these f orei gners.
(Philip Larkin)
bugger about (UK) • Just pack
it in! Stop it! Stop buggering
about! Will you keep still?! (Na-
ked) • Let's not bugger around
being polite. (John Wainwright)
fart about • A man, he walks
in here, well-dressed ... comes
into a j unkshop looking f or
coi ns. He f ar t s ar ound, he
picks up this, he f arts around,
he pi cks up t hat . ( Davi d
Mamet) • We got a big prob-
lem we'r e t r yi ng t o solve.
Now, would you like to sit
down and help us solve it, or
do you two want to piss f art
around? (Reservoir Dogs) • I
fart about at College, drink lit-
tle, read rather too much. . .
(Philip Larkin)
piddle about • Where on earth
does the time go? I seem to just
piss it away, piddling about do-
ing everyt hi ng and not hi ng.
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(Arnold Littledale)
piss about • I piss about spend-
ing money, doing housework,
tossing myself off (to put it
crudely), and listening to Those
Awful Blaring Jazz Things.
(Philip Larkin)
play silly buggers (UK) •I' m
sure none of this had anything
to do with the supposed threat
to our privacy. It was our God-
given right to play silly bug-
gers that was threatened, and the
nation responded magnificently.
(Keith Waterhouse)
7. c I snafu -metedura de pata, cagada
Originally a US services' term, formed from the first letters of 'situation normal, all fucked up' (or, in
a politer version 'all fouled up'), the word can be used as either noun or verb. Related, less common
terms are: fubar ('fucked up beyond all recognition'), fubb ('fucked up beyond belief), fumtu ('fucked
up more than usual'), janfu ('joint army-navy fuck-up'), sapfu ('surpassing all previous fuck-ups'),
and tarfu ('things are really fucked up'). As the examples demonstrate, snafu is now a completely
respectable word. It is usually employed as a noun but also increasingly as a verb.
• Bill Gates said that small businesses and any
organisation using older computer systems
could still face bug-related problems in the
weeks ahead. 'There are lots of snafus that we
haven't seen yet. There is still a little bit of a
mess there that will have to be cleaned up.'
(Guardian)
• Every now and then something snafus and
there is one hell of a mess. (John Grady)
• My arrangements seemed snafued. I guess
the lines got crossed. (G. Markstein)
• The Turkish barbed wire was hard to cut.
Watches had not been synchronized. And the
Turks were up above the beach, firing down
at anything that moved. Snafu is what we
nowadays call such a shambles. (New York
Times)
• Yesterday's events appeared to be a large-
scale public relations snafu. (New York Times)
• What was it about the Second World War
that moved the troops to constant verbal
subversion and contempt... devising SNAFU,
with its offspring TARFU, FUBAR, and the
perhaps less satisfying FUBB? It was not just
the danger and fear... It was the conviction that
optimistic publicity and euphemism had
rendered their experience so falsely that it
would never be readily communicable.
(Atlantic Monthly)
• Bill Gates dijo que las pequenas empresas y
cualquier organizacion que este usando un sis-
tema de ordenador viejo podria tener proble-
mas con virus en las pr6ximas semanas. 'Hay
muchas meteduras de pata que aun no hernos
visto. Aum hay un pequeno desmadre que ha-
brfi que arreglar.'
• De vez en cuando, alguien la caga y hay un
jodido desmadre.
• Han metido la pata con mis planes. Supon-
go que hubo un cruce de lineas
• El alambre de puas turco era diffcil de cor-
tar. Los relojes no habian sido sincronizados.
Y los turcos estaban en la playa, disparando a
todo el que se moviera. 'Una cagada' asi es
como hoy en dia llamamos a semejante de-
sastre.
• Los acontecimientos de ayer parece que fue-
ron una cagada de relaciones ptiblicas a gran
escala.
• Que es lo que durante la segunda guerra
mundial llevo a las tropas a la constante
subversi6n verbal y al desprecio... creando
la palabra "cagada", con su prole TARFU,
FUBAR y quizas el menos satisfactorio
FUBB? Era la conviccidn de que la publi-
cidad optimista y el eufemismo habian dado
una imagen tan falsa de su experiencia que
nunca se podrfa comunicar con facilidad.
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7. d half-arsed, half-assed -muy poco brillante
The word has three basic meanings: of low quality, bad, inferior, unsatisfactory; ineffectual,
incompetent; foolish, stupid.
• Do you mean to tell me that while you have
zero problem with me sleeping with half the
women in New York city, you have some sort
of half-assed mealy-mouthed objection to
pubescent antics that took place almost ten
years ago? What the fuck is your problem?
(Chasing Amy)
• I've got no reason to believe that if he found
himself in the mayor's chair he wouldn't con-
tinue to extrude half-arsed ideas. (Guardian)
• We were just an ordinary vanful of people
pressed together tightly in the darkness,
laughing at some half-assed joke, rumbling
home from a party on a steamy summer night.
(Douglas Century)
• Me quieres decir que mientras que no te im-
porta que me haya acostado con la mitad de
las mujeres de Nueva York, tienes algiin tipo
de objecidn mal expuesta y patetica a trave-
suras propias de adolescentes que ocurrieron
hace casi diez anos? Cual es tu jodido pro-
blema?
• No tengo motivos para creer que si se en-
contrara en la silla del alcalde, no continuaria
patrocinando ideas de mierda.
• S61o eramos un grupo ordinario de gente que
viajaba en una furgoneta, apretujados en la os-
curidad, riendonos de chistes idiotas, camino
de casa despues de una fiesta en una calida
noche de verano.
7. e shitty -de mierda
Depending on the context, the word can have a wide range of meanings: insignificant; of poor quality;
tedious and unpleasant; futile; malicious, nasty; unwell.
• Another thing he will make sure of, he says,
is that his kids know how privileged they are.
'They won't grow up in a shitty council house
with no money, but they'll have a pretty good
idea what it's like, because I've been there.'
(Guardian)
• I didn't say I wasn't gonna do it, I just
remarked on how shitty the situation is!
(Reservoir Dogs)
• You want to go back to your shitty little
existence? Go ahead, leave. There's the door.
No one's stopping you. (Swimming With
Sharks)
• You're so obsessed with making everything
seem so much more epic, so much more
important than it really is. Christ, you work
in a convenience store, Dante. And badly, I
might add. I work in a shitty video store, badly
as well. (Clerks)
• De otra cosa que se asegurara, dice, es de
que sus hijos sepan lo privilegiados que son.
'No se criaran en una mierda de vivienda
de proteccion oficial sin dinero pero ten-
dran una idea de lo que es eso, porque ya
me toc6 a mi.'
• No dije que no lo iba a hacer. S61o mencio-
ne lo jodida que esta situacion!
• Quieres regresar a tu pequena jodida exis-
tencia? Adelante, marchate. Ahi tienes la puer-
ta. Nadie te lo impide.
• Estas tan obsesionado con hacer que todo
parezca mucho mas epico, mucho mas impor-
tante de lo que es. !Jesus!, trabajas en una
tienducha, Dante. Y de mala manera, anadi-
rfa. Yo trabajo en un video club de mierda, y
tambien de rnala manera.
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S Y N O N Y M S :
chickenshit Cowardly; petty,
insignificant. • The choice was
made and there was nothing to
be had from chickenshit specu-
lation. The roshis were right: the
mi nd is a monkey. (Robert
S tone) • Please can I go home
now? Craven, chickenshit, and
bourgeois. (Robert S tone) • We
ain't got much these days. Cou-
ple chickenshit domestic shoot-
ings. Want some help? (Joseph
Wambaugh)
crap • M an will cease to exist.
Just like the dinosaurs passed
into extinction, the same thing'll
happen to us. We're not fuckin'
i mport ant . We're j us t a crap
idea. (Naked)
crappy • Did George Hartley
read a crappy little poem I was
silly enough to let him have
years ago? I bet it fell as flat as
a flounder. (Philip Larkin)
• When I was in my teens I used
to read all those crappy maga-
zines about how to find M r Right
and how to make him yours for
li fe. S hit! Every penny I had
went on clothes and make-up. I
really swallowed all that crap.
(E.A. Whitehead) • He di dn' t
seem to real i /e the sheer
cr appi nes s of hi s ar gument .
(Jonathan Coe)
crummy O riginally, i nfested
with body lice, lousy. N ow the
word, like lousy, has come to
mean: bad, of inferior quality,
shoddy; insignificant, trifling,
paltry. • — What does that get
me? — M aybe it gets you put to
sleep. O r maybe you get to live
your crummy little life. (Robert
S t one) • I pass my li fe in
crummy, totally pointless infi-
delities... would-be infidelities.
(Edward Albee)
lousy • Life here is still lousy,
due to my inability to live it.
(Philip Larkin) • Watched various
lousy programmes on the TV un-
til 7: 30. (Joe O rton) • — Do you
dig karate, Al? — Can't say as I
do, Herman. Act ual l y, I' m i n
lousy shape. (Joseph Wambaugh)
piss-poor, piss poor • Y ou've
all heard about the Law of the
S ix Ps: proper preparation pre-
vents pi ss-poor perf ormance.
Well, it applies in every field.
(Gus Blackburn) • I have gone
through all that stuff to find sto-
ries for my books and a lot of it
is poorly written, just piss poor.
(Howard S ounes) • Europe is a
pi s s - poor pl ac e f or mus i c .
(Rolling S tone)
pissy • Dull non-day today, fol-
lowing a pissy evening attend-
ing the annual dinner of the Hull
M agic Circle. (Philip Larkin)
raggedy-ass • I realized the rea-
son for the baroque church, the
grand church i n the povert y
nei ghborhood. A raggedy-ass
guy won' t go into a raggedy-ass
temple: 'I live in a shithouse —
whadda I gotta go in one faw?'
(Lenny Bruce) • S he think she be
gittin the house and the car be-
cause this old man wif a brain like
pigfeet made some kind of rag-
gedy ass agreement she think is a
legal will. (Joseph Wambaugh)
shit, shite • I hate being S cot-
ti sh. We' re the lowest of the
f ucki ng low, the scum of the
earth, the most wretched, ser-
vile, miserable, pathetic trash
that was ever shat into civiliza-
tion. S ome people hate the Eng-
li sh, but I don' t. They' re just
wankers. We, on the other hand,
are colonized by wankers. We
can't even pick a decent culture
to be colonized by. We are ruled
by effete arseholes. It's a shite
state of affairs. (Trainspotting)
• He worked for a whi l e at
M illiron's, and in various small
factories in the garment district,
'shit jobs' where he connived to
waste as much time as possible.
(Howard S ounes)
shit-eating • What kind of ques-
tion is that! What kind of shit-
eating remark is that supposed
to be! Are you another heartless
bastard too? (Philip Roth) • And
that shit-eating grin of yours day
after day cool as a cucumber,
butter woul dn' t melt i n your
mout h, woul d i t. . . (Wi l l i am
S tyron)
bullshit -sandeces, gilipolleces
The word can be used as a verb, a noun, or an adjective. As a noun, it means; nonsense, pretentious
talk, deceitful absurdities, baloney. As a verb: to talk foolishly or pretentiously, or with a view to
deceiving the listener.
. Banky's not known for believing
misinformation. He's got a pretty good bullshit
detector. (Chasing Amy)
• A Banky no se le conoce por aceptar infor-
macion falsa. Tiene un estupendo detector de
chorradas.
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• — But, Your Honor, she is of age, after all, a
consenting adult... — Don't bullshit me with
legalisms, Portnoy. You knew right from
wrong. (Philip Roth)
• Please, let us not bullshit one another about
'love' and its duration. (Philip Roth)
• Put yourself in our place. Would you kiss a
leper? What the hell are you gonna get outta
that? Awright? That's a lotta bullshit — you
try to kiss them and they fall apart. (Lenny
Bruce)
• Rehabilitated? That's just a bullshit word.
So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and
stop wasting my time. Because, to tell you the
truth, I don't give a shit. (The Shawshank
Redemption)
• Tiffany Charles was a sucker for young-
looking older guys like this, or else for big
sweaty animals that socked it to you and no
bullshitting around. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• — Pero, Senoria, ella es mayor de edad,
despues de todo, una adulta que consien-
te... — No me vengas con gilipolleces lega-
les, Portnoy. Ya sabes distinguir lo que esta
bien de lo que esta mal.
• Por favor, no nos andemos con tonterias so-
bre el 'amor' y su duracion.
• Ponte en nuestro lugar. Besarias a un le-
proso? Que' cono vas a conseguir con eso?
De acuerdo? Es un montdn de mierda — in-
tentas besarles y se caen a cachos.
• Rehabilitado? Eso es s61o una jodida pala-
bra, Asi que adelante y pon el sello en tu for-
mulario, ninato, y deja de hacerme perder el
tiempo. Porque, a decir verdad, me importa
una mierda.
• A Tiffany Charles le perdian los tipos mayo-
res como este que aparentaban ser mas jove-
nes, o sino los animales grandes y sudorosos
que te la pegaban y no de cona.
SYNO NYM S:
The following terms are synonyms for bullshit used as a noun and as an interjection. Only shit can be
used in this context as a verb.
ballocks, bollocks • — 'Resolve
is never str onger than in the
morning after the night it was
never weaker.' What do you
think of that? — It's a load of
bollocks. (Naked) • Had a fear-
ful weekend judging the Arvon
Poetry Competition... To think
that someone is going to get F IV E
THO U SAND PO U NDS for some utter
ballocks makes me want to do
damage. (Philip Larkin) • F or
God's sake, don't talk ballocks,
Johnson. (Joyce Cary)
balls • Ah, beauty, beauty! What
is tr uth? Balls. What is love?
Shite. What is God? Bugger.
(Philip Larkin) • Have you read
this st uff? 'The Zionist con-
spiracy, the worldwide Jewish
plot'. This is a lot of anti-Se-
mi t i c bal l s i s what t hi s i s.
(Alan Beretta)
cobblers (U K) • All the guff
about mutual respect between
police and criminals was just a
load of old cobbl er s. (G.F .
Newman)
crap • — What do you believe
in then? — Well, I believe in the
soul. The cock. The pussy ...
High fiber. Good Scotch. That
the novels of "Susan Sontag are
self-indulgent, overrated crap.
(Bull Durham) • An army is a
team. It lives, sleeps, eats, fights
as a team. This i ndi vi duali ty
stuff is a lot of crap. (Patton)
• What a bunch of crap, huh?
(David M amet)
dung • Don't ever go to see any
fi lm M yr i am r eco mmends.
You' ll wi nd up wast i ng an
evening watching a load of arty-
farty dung. (John O gilby)
horsedung • M en, the stuff we
heard about America not want-
ing to fight, wanting to stay out
of the war , was a lot of
horsedung. Americans tradition-
ally love to fight. All real Ameri-
cans love the sting of battle.
(Patton)
horseshit • — We're going to
get respect by any means neces-
sar y. — Ah, c' mo n, t hat ' s a
bunch of hor seshit! (Chasing
Amy) • — I think that' s very
i nter esti ng how they use the
Dufy Blue with so many other
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pastels. — That sounds like a
lotta Commie horseshit to me.
(Lenny Bruce) • How'd I ever get
mi xed up in this happy
horseshit? (Robert Stone) • Have
j ust started the third of three
Agatha Christie paperbacks, the
first two of which were horseshit.
(Philip Larkin) • You are now deal-
ing in the cheapest kind of New
York-liberal, hypocritical horse-
shit! (William Styron)
shit, shite • Soul is the music
people understand ... it sticks its
neck out and says it st rai ght
from the heart. Sure there's a lot
of different music you can get
off on but soul is more than that.
It grabs you by the bollocks
and lifts you above the shite.
(The Commitments)
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EXERCISE 7.1
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) piss about (b) fart about (c) shit about (d) bugger about (e) arse about (f) fuck about
2. (a) crappy (b) crummy (c) lousy (d) piss-poor (e) horseshit (f) raggedy-ass
3. (a) chickenshit (b) cobblers (c) bullshit (d) crap (e) balls (f) horsedung
4. (a) fuck up (b) bugger up (c) cock up (d) balls up (e) screw up (f) piss-up
EXERCISE 7.2
Complete the following sentences by choosing the appropriate words in a, b, c, d, or e. In each
case, only one answer is possible.
1. The script was stupid, the acting was terrible, and the direction was non-existent. In short, it was
one of the films I've ever seen.
(a) crappiest (b) fartiest
2. They have some kind of
(c) fuckedest (d) most buggered (e) most piddled
plan to go to China during the summer, but they still haven' t
the least idea of how they' re going to finance the trip.
(a) shit-kicking (b) shit-stirring (c) horsedung (d) pissed-off (e) half-assed
3. Harry is totally incompetent. It doesn't matter what you ask him to do, you can be sure he'll
(a) fuck it out (b) fuck it off (c) fuck it over (d) fuck it up (e) fuck it in
4. Listen, all I want you to do is to tell me the facts. Don' t me, just tell me the truth.
(a) ballocks (b) cobblers (c) dung (d) crap (e) bullshit
5. You'll never pass this exam if you go on and wasting time. Sooner or later, you have to
get down to work.
(a) ballsing up (b) fucking about (c) cocking away (d) farting over (e) snafuing
EXERCISE 7,3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Trato de pegarmela con no se que excusas. 2. De vez en cuando, alguien la caga y hay un jodido
desmadre. 3. Mira, deja de joder por ahi. Si vas a hacerlo, hazlo de una vez. 4. Mis hijos no se criaran
en una mierda de vivienda de proteccion oficial. 5. La cago con la organizacion. 6. Trabaja en un
video club de mierda. 7. Los acontecimientos de ayer parecieron ser un desastre de relaciones publi-
cas a gran escala. 8. — Dice que es rico. —j Que cono a a ser rico ese! 9. Los numeros estan todos
mal. 10. Trato de pegarmela con no se que excusas. 11. Tiene algun tipo de objecion patetica a las
travesuras de adolescentes que ocurrieron hace casi diez anos. 12. Por favor, no nos andemos con
tonterias sobre este asunto. 13. [Esta vez intenta no cagarla! 14. No me vengas con sandeces! 15. No
dije que no lo iba a hacer. Solo mencionaba lo jodida que esta la situacion! 16. Dicen que el mundo
va llegando a su fin. Dicen que por eso esta tan jodido. 17. Era una pelicula de mierda. 18. Su decision
nos jodio las vacaciones. 19. Quieres regresar a tu pequena jodida existencia? Adelante. Ahf tienes la
puerta. Nadie te lo impide. 20. No era el resultado de algun proceso de pensamiento fantastico. Solo
estaban haciendo el gilipollas, basicamente.
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EXERCISE 7.4
(Joe tells a joke involving several national stereotypes. In modern American jokes people of Polish
descent are remarkable for their stupidity.)
JOE: So they're talkin' about how they get their wives off, and the French guys says: (in
a bad French accent) 'All I gotta do is take my pinky and tickle my Fifi's little oo-la-la and
she rises a foot off the bed.'
So the dago says: (in a good Brooklyn accent) That's nothin'. When I take the tip of
my tongue and wiggle it against my Mary Louise's little fun pimple, she rises two feet off da
bed.'
Then our friend from Poland says: (in dumb voice) 'You guys ain't no cocksmen. When
I get through fuckin' my Sophie, I wipe my dick on the curtains and you know what? She hits
the roof!'
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ain't that a masterpiece? Stupid fuckin' Polack, wipes his dick
on the drapes.
From the screenplay of Reservoir Dogs by Quentin Tarantino
Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. A phrasal verb meaning: to bring someone to orgasm. 2. An offensive term for a Spaniard or Latin-
American. 3. A slang term for the clitoris. 4. A word designating a man regarded and evaluated as a
sex partner. 5. A verb meaning to have sexual intercourse with someone. 6. A slang term for the penis.
7. An adjective with no precise meaning, used strictly for emphasis. 8. An offensive term for a person
of Polish descent.
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fuck - a la mierda!
This is by far the strongest of the swearwords listed in this section, words which, if taken literally,
include wishing a person or thing to eternal damnation (damn, goddamn, to hell with) and mentally
subjecting the person or thing to an act of rape (fuck, screw, shag) or sodomy (sod, bugger). In
practice, of course, such words are not primarily intended as vehicles of precise meaning but rather
as expressions of emphatic annoyance, indignation, rejection, surprise, etc.
•Hove the F-word. I never tire of it. Fve been
told it's unladylike, and I'm sure that's true,
but what the heck — nothing says it better.
Maybe the best thing about it is its manifold
use: Front the essential 'Fuck you!' to the
relatively genteel 'Well, fuck me!' You don't
have to be a sailor to revel in this word. (A my
Wallace)
If I walk away from this, he thought, I'll be
an old man — all ghosts and hangovers and
mellow recollections. Fuck it, he thought, this
is the one. This is the one to ride till it crashes.
(Robert Stone)
— Ah fuck it. — Sure! Fuck it! That's your
answer! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your
answer to everything! (The Big Lebowski)
Fuck me, who cares if we're not nice —
we're necessary. That's more important.
(Robert McLiam Wilson)
« — Suppose any of the neighbours were to
look out and see them. — Oh, fuck the
neighbours! (Francis King)
At eleven o'clock it was all settled; they were
going to run away, to Borneo. Fuck the
husband! She never loved him anyway. (Henry
Mller)
Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you
had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got
hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me.
(GoodFellas)
• Me encanta la palabra 'joder'. Nunca me can-
so de ella. Me ban dicho que no est5 bien que
lo diga una senorita, y seguro que es cierto,
pero que mas da - nada lo expresa tan bien.
Quizas lo mejor de todo sean sus multiples
usos: Desde el esencial' Joclete!' hasta el rela-
tivamente suave 'Pues, jddeme!' No hace falta
ser un marinero para disfrutar de esta palabra.
• Si me alejo de esto, penso, me sentire viejo
— todo serin fantasmas y resacas y recuer-
dos dulces. Que se joda, pensd, este es el que
cuenta, Este es el que hay que montar hasta
que se estrelle.
• — Ah, que se joda. — Bien! Que se joda.
EJsa es tu respuesta! Tattialo en tu frente! Tu
respuesta a todo!
• jQue se odanS, a quien le importa si no so-
mos amables — somos necesarios. Eso es m£s
importante.
• — S uponte que algunos de los vecinos se
asomaran y les vieran. — {Que se jodan los
vecinos!
A las once, ya estaba todo decidido; se iban
a escapar a Borneo. jQue se joda el marido!
De todos modos, nunca le habia amado.
El negocio va mal? ddete, pagame.
Tuviestes un incendio? Jodete, pagame.
Cayo un rayo sobre el local, eh? Jodete,
pagame.
S YNONYM S :
damn, God damn, goddamn
• During that time I went to a
meeting of radicals... M ichael
Gold made a speech and kept re-
peating: 'S tick to you r class,
damn it, stick to your class.'
(Katherine A nne P orter) • The
voice was a man's, and it was
laced with authority. 'Get back
here, God damn i t !' (James
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Carrol) • You unspeakable creep!
You wretched swine! God damn
you to hell forever for betraying
me behind my back, you whom
I trusted like the best friend I
ever had! (William Styron)
bugger (UK) • Oh, bugger it.
I' m going to give up. Had
enough. (Kingsley Amis) • I'll
be buggered if I can understand
how it could have been anything
else. (Samuel Beckett)
screw • I stood in the hallway
for a beat, the familiar feeling
of dread washing over me. Screw
this. I put my books in my locker
and went home. (David Obst)
• 'Don't shout, there might be
keepers.' 'Screw the keepers,' he
cried. (Roald Dahl)
shag • —Well, smart arse, in lieu
of money what are we going to
pay the rent with? — Shag the
rent, I have other things to worry
about. (Tony Carlin)
sod (UK) • Oh, sod it, I am
going to go shopping. (Helen
Fielding) • ' I' d rather be at
home,' said the chief camera-
man, 'and sod the overtime.'
(John Wain)
to hell with • I spend long
hours slumped in front of the
TV... watching sport and old
fi l ms. Not hi ng else: to hell
with news or politics. (Philip
Larkin) • Being a fiery young
woman, a f emi ni st who be-
l i eved she was wi t hi n her
rights to dance with whoever
she liked, however she wanted,
Li nda told him to fuck off.
They were fi ni shed. To hell
wi t h Bukowski ! ( Howar d
Sounes)
8. b fucking -de mierda, punetero
The word is used adjectivally or adverbially, intensifying an adjective. In many cases it has no parti-
cular significance and is used simply for emphasis or to balance the rhythm of a phrase. Otherwise,
the adjective means wretched, rotten, accursed; the adverb means extremely, very.
• Now this kid, this kid was great. They used
to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to God.
Oh, he'd make your shoes look like fucking
mirrors. Excuse my language. (GoodFellas)
• — You shot him in the foot, Tommy. — He's
fucking fine. All right, so he got shot in the
foot! What is it, a big fucking deal? — He
needs a fucking doctor. (GoodFellas)
• 'If I beat up on you... I'd be within my rights',
he told her. 'You can't deal with people in this
outrageous fucking manner.' (Robert Stone)
• He comes in here like I'm his fucking
doorman. (David Mamet)
• You listen carefully! You ever fuckin' touch
her again, you ever do anything like that again,
I'll fuckin' kill you. Pure and simple. Do you
hear me? Pure and fuckin' simple, I'll fuckin'
kill you, you bitch. (Casino)
• Este crio, este crfo era genial. Le llamaban
limpia-escupitajos Tommy. Lo juro por Dios.
Oh, hacia que tus zapatos parecieran jodidos
espejos. Disculpa mi lenguaje.
• — Le disparaste en el pie, Tommy. — Joder,
estd bien. Vale, jle dispararon en el pie! < ,Y
que cono importa? — Necesita un jodido me-
dico.
• 'Si te fuera a pegar... estaria dentro de mi
derecho,' le dijo, 'No puedes tratar a la gente
de esta manera tan increfblemente jodida.'
• Entra aqui como si yo fuera su jodido por-
tero.
• Esciichame con atenci6n! Si la vuelves a
tocar, si vuelves a hacer algo por el estilo,
te matare, joder. Puro y sencillo. Me oyes?
Puro y jodidamente sencillo, te matare,
jodida zorra.
SYNONYMS:
bleeding (UK) • I should like
to say how much I admire your
fight against the bleeding army.
I don't think I should have the
courage myself. (Philip Larkin)
bloody (UK) • I had this dream
the other night, about these two
skeletons having a fuck. It was
a right bloody racket — woke
me up. (Naked) • Now then,
who's for the canteen? I think
we've had enough of this bloody
shed. (John McGrath) • That was
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pretty bloody stupid, O'Rourke,
and unnecessary. (John McGrath)
damn, damned • Stop that
damned ringing: How tinnitus
can drive you crazy, and how it
can be cured. (Salon) • — A guy
busts his damned ass and you
don' t appreci at e it. —You
haven' t been busting your ass,
Chinaski. (Charles Bukowski)
effing A euphemistic substitute
for fucking. • Fortunately, in
spite of increasing public usage,
the F-word hasn' t entirely lost
its pi zazz — the New York
Times still refuses to print it,
and people still say, 'Oh, fudge!'
or ' I' m so effing mad!' (Amy
Wallace)
frigging • Shoot the hump! Blow
his friggin' head off! (Sea of Love)
• Your whacking great book on
Stalin's purges came this after-
noon; I began putting my nose
in it as a change from writing
my f r i ggi ng annual report .
(Philip Larki n) • Mi nni e' s a
funny friggin' name for a guy.
(Ethan Coen)
goddamn, goddamned • I don't
give a shit who he's connected
to. Tell him to take his fuckin'
feet off the table. What' s he
think this is, a goddamn sawdust
j oi nt ? (Casino) • Come down
here and talk to me, goddamn it!
Fuck you! Goddamn you, come
out here! (Casino) • Well, I'll ex-
plain —if you' l l get your
goddam hands off me. (Lenny
Bruce) • I don' t want you to
worry about a goddamned thing.
(David Mamet)
hellish • Life is hellish busy at
present. (Philip Larkin)
motherfucking • 'Cause me,
once I decide I want some-
t hi ng, t here ai n' t a goddam
mot her f ucki n' t hi ng gonna
stop me from gittin' it. (Jackie
Brown) • Black rage! Black rage!
I kill all white folks I lay my
motherfuckin' eyes on!! (Chas-
ing Amy) • — You hit a bump or
something and the gun went off.
—The car didn't hit no mother-
fuckin' bump! (Pulp Fiction)
poxy • He had a glass eye... I
remember once I was having
dinner with him and he took it
out and wiped it. It slipped from
his hand and fell straight into the
pudding. What a fucking carry-
on there was. This dirty, shitty,
Welsh fucker searching in the
ice-cream for this rotten, filthy
glass thing that' d slipped from
his poxy head. I had to refuse the
pudding after that. The dirty
shit. (Joe Orton)
ruddy (UK) Euphemistic al-
teration of bloody. • I'm sitting
here writing with a ruddy great
damp patch. No, it's not my ad-
vancing old age, but a brown,
moul dy cei l i ng-cyst , directly
above my head. (Guardian)
soddi ng ( UK) • Fuck t hi s
arseholing typewriter. What' s
the mat t er wi t h the sodding
thing? (Philip Larkin) • Have
I read ' The Groves of Aca-
deme' — of course I have:
soddi ng good t oo. ( Phi l i p
Larkin) • Life in the centres of
excellence is sodding hell at the
moment, just work and squabble
and worry. (Philip Larkin) • I
wear two hear i ng aids now,
per ma nent l y. Ca n' t hear a
sodding word otherwise, and
not much if I do. (Philip Larkin)
•8 . c fucking well -icono! carajo!
Words added parenthetically for emphasis. Sometimes they mean: certainly, definitely.
• I resolved that I would draw the line as to
how far Nathan would proceed in his
harassment. He would bully Sophie no more,
I decided, and he had fucking well better
watch his step with me. (William Styron)
• — You can't protect a kid from something
like that. — Yes, you fucking-well can. But
you have to make an effort! (James Laffan)
• How do I know what he said? I know what
he said because I was fucking well there. I
was the craphead he fucking well said it to.
(John Ogilby)
• Decidi que trazaria una linea hasta donde
podrfa llegar Nathan con su acoso. No
intimidaria m&s a Sophie, decidi, y m£s le va-
lia tener cuidado con lo que hacia.
• — No se puede proteger a un crio de una
cosa asi. — Si que puedes, joder. jPero tienes
que hacer un esfuerzo!
• Como Se lo que dijo? se lo que dijo porque
estaba alli, cono. Yo era el hijo de puta a quien
se lo dijo, joder.
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YNONYMS:
bleeding well (UK) • He has no
chance of getting off with her,
and he bleeding well knows it
too. (Alan Beretta)
bloody well (UK) • ' You' re
drunk. You're just trying to es-
cape from your yawning emo-
tional hole into drink.' 'Well, so's
bloody well Shazzer,' I said sulk-
ily. (Helen Fielding) • Where the
bloody hell's Dorfman? The bas-
tard's cost me thirty grand al-
ready. (Naked)
damn well • You're going to be
the best damn President our coun-
try has ever seen. You damn well
are! (Louis Fradin) • I asked an
infantry colonel whether he gave
his battalion a pre-battle lecture.
The colonel replied approxi-
mately as follows: — 'You can
damn well bet I do.' (Atlantic
Monthly)
goddam well • 'She's lost her
voice!' Becca called back, en-
joying the drama. 'Then she can
goddam wel l fi nd it.' (Sara
Paretsky)
sodding well (UK) • They say
they' ll pay before the end of the
month, that's fine by me. But I' ll
tell you t hi s, t hey' d bet t er
sodding well pay. 'Cause if they
don' t, our friend Razors is go-
ing down there to have a friendly
word. (Alan Beretta)
8. d a hell of a -sensacional, de padre y senor mw
The phrase is used adjectivally, as in the first example, or adverbially, as in the second. Two variations
are exemplified below, a helluva and one hell of a.
• She seemed like a hell of a girl, huh? The
little I saw of her. (David Mamet)
• To Mike Woo, a real neat Marxist Leninist
and a helluva nice guy. Always a pal, Chair-
man Mao. (Robert Stone)
• 'Excuse me for staring,' he said in a New
York accent. 'I was just admirin' that colossal
shirt. Yeah, that is one hell of a shirt. I'll bet
you paid a pretty penny for it, am I right?'
(James Leo Herlihy)
• Parecia una chica estupenda, verdad? Lo
poco que vi de ella.
• Para Mike Woo, un marxista leninista muy
majo y un tipo cojonudo. Siempre tu colega,
Presidente Mao.
• 'Disculpame por quedarme mirando,' dijo
con acento neoyorkino. 'Solo estaba admiran-
do esa camisa tan flipante. Si, es una camisa
cojonuda. Apostaria que te cost6 un ojo de la
cara, verdad?'
8. e ... as hell -sumamente
The following phrases are added after an adjective, with the meaning: extremely, very.
• I know this sounds pretentious as hell, but I
like to think of us as artists. (Chasing Amy)
• Se que esto suena la hostia de pretencioso,
pero pienso en nosotros como artistas.
SYNONYMS:
as piss • Sometimes your para-
noia and suspicious bullshit is
amusi ng. Sometimes i t ' s j ust
f ucki ng annoyi ng as pi ss!
(Chasing Amy)
as fuck • Now down here we
have a man-hat i ng, angry- as-
f uck, agenda- of - rage, bi t t er
dyke. (Chasing Amy)
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8. f for fuck's sake -iputamadrel icarajo!
An expression of strong emotion, exasperation, anger, surprise, despair, etc., in which f uck is substituted
for God, Jesus, Christ, etc
• Despite herself, she laughed loudly — her
signature laugh, a cross between a bark and a
neigh. He clapped a hand over her mouth. 'For
f uck's sake. People are right outside.'
(Courtney Weaver)
• Would you for fuck's sake try and keep the
noise down? Just because you shower of shites
don't have to get up in the morning doesn't
mean nobody else does. (John Ogilby)
• Ah for fuck's sake, what's that meddling
bastard gone and stuck his nose into now?
(James Laffan)
* A pesar de si misma, se rio en voz alta — su
risa era, un cruce entre un ladrido y un
relincho. Le puso la mano sobre la boca. ' Jo-
der. Hay gente ahi fuera.'
Te importaria bajar ese jodido ruido? Solo
porque vosotros, cabrones, no tengais que
levantaros por la manana no significa que los
demas no tengamos que hacerlo.
Carajo!, en que ha ido a meter sus narices
ese bastardo entrometido ahora?
RELATED TERMS:
These expressions are all used as
for Christ's sake, for chrissakes
• Yes, Holden, that's all it was:
some sex! Most of it stupid high
school sex, for Christ's sake!
(Chasing Amy) • You're a grown
woman, behave like it f or
chrissakes. (David Mamet) • I
heard my own voice now.
'Nathan, for Christ's sake, lay off
her!' I had gotten to my feet.
(William Styron) • Those who
have actually listened to the un-
expurgated tapes know that Nixon
went in for Sunday-school swear-
ing and precious little else. His
deleted expletives overwhelm-
ingly consisted of 'Goddamn',
'hell', ' damn' , 'Christ', 'f or
Christ's sake', 'what in the name
of Christ' and 'oh, God'. The dirti-
est words in the president's ver-
nacular were 'crap', 'shit', and
'asshole'. (Jonathan Aitken)
for God's sake • Dripping with
water, he had a strange dignity
as he tried to calm his frightened
captors. 'Listen to me. I'm un-
expletives.
armed, I'm u ngu ar ded. For
God's sake, I'm naked.' (Neil
Gordon)
for the love of Christ • The
broad jumps back on the bed and
yells 'Now, give it to me now for
the love of Chri st .' (Davi d
Mamet)
for the love of God • 'For the
love of God, get a hold on your-
self , Mc Manus,' Powers said
contemptuously. (Shaun Herron)
holy Jesus • The sky was full
of what looked like huge bats,
all swooping and screeching and
di vi ng arou nd the car, and a
voice was screaming: 'Holy Je-
sus! What are these goddamn
animals?' (Fear and Loathing in
Las Vegas)
Jesus Christ • Jesus Christ, I
get home from work, all I want
to do is put my f eet up and
wat c h the t elly, not get in-
volved in one of your orgies.
(Naked) • — That's it for me.
From here on in, you can con-
sider my ass retired. — Jesus
Christ! — Don't blaspheme! —
Goddammit, Jules... — I said
don't do that. (Pulp Fiction)
• 'Oh, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ,'
I kept hearing myself mutter,
half aware of the qu est i oni ng
look on the face of the old man,
who as a member of the Second
Baptist Church of Washington
was doubtless unprepared f or
such impiety from a preacher.
(William Styron)
fucking hell • — 'What time
does she get back?' — 'Dunno.
About seven or something.' —
'Fuckin' hell!' (Naked) • Fuckin'
hell! I've seen more life in an
open grave. I mean, you don't
seem very pleased to see me.
(Naked)
• Fuckin' hell! Stupid f u c k i n'
cunt's gone and got lost. (Naked)
bloody hell, bleeding hell (UK)
• 'Bloody hell,' he said at last. 'I
hate these European art movies,
don't you?' (Jonathan Coe)
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An adverbial phrase mainly used for rhythmic fullness in hostile questions or to intensify the emotional
charge of hostile commands and assertions.
• Jesus Christ, why don't you just shut the fuck
up. You're yap, yap, yapping all the time. Give
me a fucking headache. (Chasing Amy)
• — How am I supposed to feel about all of
this? — How are you supposed to feel about
it? Feel whatever the fuck you want about it!
The only thing that really matters is how you
feel about me. (Chasing Amy)
• 'What the fuck!' Converse exclaimed. Quite
involuntarily. (Robert Stone)
•You ain't gonna do a goddam thing, now hang
back and shut the fuck up. (Pulp Fiction)
• They had so much fuckin' money in there,
you could build a house out of stacks of $100
bills. And the best part was that upstairs, the
board of directors didn't know what the fuck
was going on. (Casino)
• 'Get out,' I shouted again. 'Get your
goddamned foot out of that door and leave me
the fuck alone!' (William Styron)
• Everyone was happy. Everyone was smiling.
And why the fuck not? We were alive and more
to the point it was looking like we had a chance
to stay that way. (Ken Lukowiak)
• Jesus, £por que cono no te callas? Estds que
no callas en.todo el dia. Me das un puto dolor
de cabeza.
• — Como se supone que me tengo que
sentir acerca de esto? — Como se supone
que te tienes que sentir? Siente lo que te
de la puta gana! Lo Snico que importa es
que sientes por mi.
• Que cono!' exclamo Converse. Del todo
involuntario.
• No vas a hacer ni hostias, quedate atras y
cierra la puta boca.
• Tenian tanto puto dinero ahi dentro, que se
podrfa construir una casa con los montones
de billetes de $100. Y lo mejor de todo era
que la junta directiva no sabia que cono esta-
ba pasando.
• 'Sal de aqui' grite otra vez. ' Saca tu puto
pie de la puerta y dejame en paz de una jodida
vez!'
• Todos eran felices. Todos estaban sonrien-
do. Y por que cono no? Estibamos vivos y
adema's, parecfa que tenfamos posibilidades
de seguir asi.
SYNO NYMS:
the hell • 'The thing to do,' he
thought at length, 'is to get the
hell out of here, away to
someplace.' (James Leo Herlihy)
the blazes A euphemistic sub-
st i t ut e for hell. • Where the
blazes have you been? Have you
any idea what time it is?
(Rodney Forsythe)
8. h I the shit out of... -severamente
To beat the shit out of someone is to beat or thrash that person thoroughly (moler a alguien a palos).
Any verb denoting assault or punishment may replace beat: kick, knock, hammer, slap, scare, etc.
• Well, I got mad and it felt terrific! I felt like
I could beat the shit outta all those punks! Ex-
cuse my language, just beat them to a pulp!
(Fried Green Tomatoes)
« Pues, me enfade" y me sentf estupendamen-
te! Me sentf como si pudiese dar de hostias a
esos pringaos! Perdona mi lenguaje, solo dar-
les de tortas!
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And then he counts to three and she doesn't
move and then he gets down on his knees and
begins to slap the livin' shit out of her.
(William Styron)
* Our war had so far consisted of watching
the Argentine Air Force bomb the shit out of
our Navy. (Ken Lukowiak)
* Listen, I know I'm boring the shit out of you,
but I've got to talk to somebody. I can't talk
to those guys upstairs. (Henry Miller)
• Entonces 61 cuenta hasta tres y ella no se
mueve y entonces se arrodilla y empieza a
darle de hostias.
• Nuestra guerra hasta ahora habia consistido
en contemplar como la fuerza aerea argentina
bombadeaba a nuestra marina.
• Oye, se que te estoy aburriendo mortalmente,
pero tengo que hablar con alguien. No puedo
hablar con esos tipos del piso de arriba.
SY NONY MS:
the hell out of... • Every hooker
I ever speak to tells me it beats
the hell out of wai t r essi ng.
Waitressing's got to be the worst
fucki ng j ob i n t he wor ld.
(Deconstructing Harry) • The
poster said 'More chilling than
The Exorcist... More haunting
than The Sixth Sensel It will scare
the hell out of you.' It bored the
hell out of me. (Guardian) • We're
going to take the enemy by the
nose and kick him in the ass. We'll
kick the hell out of him. We'll go
through them like crap through a
goose.
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EXERCISE 8.1
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) bloody (b) poxy (c) goddam (d) half-assed (e) motherfucking (f) sodding
2. (a) damn it (b) shit it (c) sod it (d) to hell with it (e) screw it (f) bugger it
3. (a) for the love of Christ (b) for fuck's sake (c) for Christ's sake (d) Jesus H. Christ (e) the fuck
(f) fucking hell
4. (a) bleeding well (b) fucking well (c) cunting well (d) damn well (e) sodding well
(f) bloody well
EXERCI SE 8.2
Complete the following sentences by choosing the appropriate words in a, b, c, d, or e. In each
case, only one answer is possible.
thing I ever did in my life. Apart from getting mar- 1. Quitting that job was the stupidest
ried, that is.
(a) bastard (b) whoring (c) fucking
2. You're in a lot of trouble, pal. I advise you to get _
(a) the fuck (b) the crap (c) the shit
3. She was nice-looking woman, I mean really beautiful.
(a) a fuck of a (b) a shag of a (c) a shit of a (d) a hell of a (e) a bastard of a
(d) pissing (e) shitty
out of here before the cops arrive,
(d) the cunt (e) the crud
4. Turn that goddamned radio off .! It's driving me crazy.
(a) for crap's sake(b) for fuck's sake (c) in Christ's sake (d) in fuck's sake (e) in fuck's name
EXERCISE 8.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. j Y a ti que cono te importa, imbecil! j Largo de aqui! 2. jQue cacho chuleta te estas comiendo! 3.
jQue se jodan los vecinos! A quien le importa lo que piensen? Nunca antes nos han preocupado. 4.
No entendi un carajo. 5. Le puso la mano sobre la boca. 'Joder. Hay gente ahi fuera.' 6. Que cono
hacias el otro dia espiando a mi mujer? 7. Jesus, £por que cono no te callas? Me das un puto dolor de
cabeza. 8. Luisa juega de puta madre! 9. Es una camisa cojonuda. Apostaria que te costo un ojo de
la cara. 10. CIA mi que cono me importa lo que diga Lou Reed! 11. Se que esto suena la hostia de
pretencioso, pero pienso en nosotros como artistas. 12. Apaga esa television, cono! 13. Saca tu
puto pie de la puerta y dejame en paz de una jodida vez! 14. Esta mierda de miercoles es un conazo.
15. Como se lo que dijo? Se lo que dijo porque estaba alli, cono. 16. Oye, se que te estoy aburriendo
mortalmente, pero tengo que hablar con alguien. 17. No se como cono aprobo! 18. Nuestra guerra
habia consistido en contemplar como la fuerza aerea argentina bombadeaba a nuestra marina. 19.
Entra aqui como si yo fuera su jodido portero. 20. No vas a hacer ni hostias. Cierra la puta boca.
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E XE RCI S E 8.4
(Nicky, a brash and assertive hoodlum, chastises Al, one of his employees and a compulsive
gambler. Al is lying about what happened to some money Nicky gave him.)
AL: When I left here with the money...
N ICK Y : Mm.
AL: ...I got muscled on the street.
N ICK Y : Mm.
AL: A couple of guys, I owe them. So, that's what I did. I gave 'em the money. That's what I
did.
N ICK Y : Y eah?
AL: Y eah.
N ICK Y : Y ou call yourself a man? Y ou know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling
degenerate prick? Y ou know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money
to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. Y ou know your wife called Frankie
and told him the fuckin' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that fuckin' money? Y ou're
gonna stand here and tell me that?
(AL shakes his head 'no'.)
N o, no? Y ou didn't?
AL: I didn't give 'em the m-
N ICK Y : Don't fuck with me, Al! Don't make a fuck out of me! Y ou want to embarrass me and
make a fool out of me?! Y ou didn't gamble?! Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money, I'll
give you the fuckin' money to put the fuckin' heat on! Did you gamble?! Huh?!
(AL nods 'yes', bowing his head in shame.)
Fuckin' degenerate, you.
(N iCK Y takes some money from his coat pocket and starts counting out some bills.)
Fuckin' kids at home! Here. (Giving him the money.) Get the fuck out of here.
AL: Thanks, N ick.
N ICK Y : Y eah, thanks.
(AL walks out.)
Let me find out you fucked up, I'll leave you wherever I find you.
From Casino, written by N icholas Pileggi and Martin Scorsese
Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. Two al l -purpose adject ives with no precise meaning, used excl usivel y for emphasis. 2. A term of
abuse applied to a man. 3. A phrasal verb meaning to cause someone dif f icul t y or t roubl e. 4. A verbal
expression meaning to make a fool of someone. 5. A t wo-word adverbial expression wit h no precise
meaning, added to any utterance for greater emphasis. 6. A phrasal verb meaning to make a serious
mistake, to fail by bl undering, to ruin one's prospects.
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9. a Whitey - el hombre bianco!
Black English word, intended contemptuously or dismissively, for a white person.
• T he average whitey out here got everything,
you dig? And the nigger ain't got shit, y'know?
(Atlantic Monthly)
• T rying to fail the physical examination, he
took a drug to make his heart sound defective.
S horty felt about the war the same way I and
most ghetto N egroes did; 'Whitey owns
everything. He wants us to go and bleed for
him? Let him fight.' (Ronald T akaki)
El tipico bianco ahi fuera lo tiene todo,
entiendes? Y el negro no tiene una mier-
da, sabes?
• I ntentando suspender su examen fisico, tom6
una droga para intentar que su corazdn sona-
ra defectuoso. S horty opinaba sobre la guerra
igual que yo y la mayoria de los negros del
ghetto: 'El hombre bianco es dueno de todo.
El quiere que vayamos y sangremos por 61?
jQue luche el!'
RELATED TERMS:
Boss Charley (U S ) Black Eng-
lish. • He said, 'I t doesn't matter,
the end result, as long as we trick
Whitey, as long as we fuck up
Boss Charley.' (L enny Bruce)
cracker (U S ) A southern rustic
or poor white. • I was broke in on
the job by a cracker named Dixie
S ugg who hated black people. He
taught me you gotta practically
cut off their heads and shrink 'em
to kill the motherfuckers. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
• T hen T yrone and L eroy sleep
through you getting beat up by
some cracker shitbird. I thought
you colored guys stuck together.
(James Ellroy)
gringo U sed contemptuously by
S panish A mericans to refer to
English people or A nglo-A meri-
cans. From Mexican gringo, gib-
berish. • T he old gringo referred
to by the title of C arlos
Fuentes's latest book happens to
be A mbrose Bierce, the A meri-
can journalist and short-story
writer who left for Mexico in
1913 and who mysteriously dis-
appeared. (N ew York T imes)
honky, honkey (U S ) Black Eng-
lish. • S he was twenty years old,
and almost honky white. S he had
a medium A fro, very frazzled at
the moment. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• 'You honky motherfucker!' the
black hod carrier yelled when he
finally exploded. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • 'Oughtta keep the
jiveass honkies outta our neigh-
borhoods,' said Easy. 'Most a
these young jitterbug social
workers don't look like they got
all their shit in one bag anyhow.'
(Joseph Wambaugh)
ofay (U S ) Black English. • — I
never truck with no sissies. — I
know that, son. — I ain't your
son, you ofay fuck. (James Ellroy)
• Only an ignorant ofay could
call S igourney Weaver the first
female action hero. Hey, baby,
ain't you never heard of Pam
Grier? C heck out C offy and Foxy
Brown. (S alon)
the Man (U S ) Black English.
• R us is not U ncle T omming it
around Harlem with the Man. He
has brought a foreign visitor.
(Guardian)
9. b I Brit -bntamco
Short for Briton or Britisher. Generally inoffensive.
• Over the last 10 years the Brit has entered
the mythology of N ew York City. He is usually
- depicted as a member of the London bon ton
who comes to America as an indefatigable
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entrado en la mitologia de la ciudad de N ueva
York. N ormalmente es presentado como
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leech, deadbeat and sponger. (Tom Wolfe)
• Beaton went higher and further, on sponged
dinners, weekends, yacht trips and hotel
suites, than any Brit of his time, and he
mocked the Yanks more openly. (Tom Wolfe)
• To me, as a Brit, the sense of power is
amazing. The sense that decisions have
consequences, which they don't seem to in
Britain, is very strong and beguiling. I can
always understand why the Brits come and
colonize American newspapers, American
media, or try to, because this is the real thing.
It's played with live ammunition here. (John
Le Carre")
America como una sanguijuela infatigable, un
muerto de hambre y un aprovechado.
• Beaton subid mas y mas alto, con cenas, fi-
nes de semana, viajes en yate y habitaciones
de hotel por el morro, mas que cualquier otro
brit&nico de su tiempo, y se pitorreaba de los
americanos mas descaradamente.
• Para mi, como britanico, la sensacion de po-
der es alucinante. La sensaci6n de que las de-
cisiones tienen consecuencias, al parecer al
contrario que en Gran Bretana, es muy fuerte
y seductora. Siempre puedo entender por que
los britanicos vienen y colonizan los perid-
dicos americanos, los medios de comuni-
caeion americanos, o lo intentan, porque
eso es lo autentico. Aqui se juega con mu-
niciones reales.
RELATED TERMS:
Brummy, Brummie A person
from Birmingham. • One in-
mate, known as Brummie Bob,
threatened to instigate a full-
blown food strike if he wasn' t
provided with ' proper scran,
right fookin' now'. (Guardian)
Jock A Scot. • I need not have
worried. The f i rst person I
bumped into in Glasgow was
Ulrika Johnson, who greeted me
with a big kiss. I made straight
for the pub and was treated like
an honorary Jock. (Guardian)
limey An English person. • A
reader willing to put up with Mr.
Card's digressions, his intrusive
asides, his lack of chronology,
his occasionally inf elicitous
choice of words (he calls the ac-
tor George K. Arthur 'the in-
genuous Limey' ) may be won
over by his obvious love of his
subject. (New York Times)
pommy, pommie (Austr) An
English immigrant. • The pommy
bird woke up and chucked all over
the multi-coloured woolen blan-
ket. (Swag)
Scouse A person from Liver-
pool. • While she was growing
up, Cherie would see her father,
Tony Booth, on television play-
ing the 'Scouse git' in Till Death
Do Us Part. (Guardian)
Taff, Taffy A person from
Wales. • The Welsh are still seen
as fair game (for racist denigra-
tion). The rhyme that begins
'Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy
was a thief was included in a
treasury my daughter was given
recently. (Guardian) • Reports of
the violence were posted on the
net during the fighting. One up-
date read: 'Get ready Taffies, we
are coming to wreck your coun-
try. We are also flying the flag
of St George.' (Guardian)
9. c I Mick -irlandes
Derogatory term for Irish people. From the commonness of the male personal name Michael in Ireland.
• Hell's Kitchen was dominated by the Irish,
and it was said there used to be signs on the
piers there that read NO WOPS; in Brooklyn the
Italians were in charge, and they put up signs
on the piers there that said NO MICKS. (Malachy
McCourt)
• El barrio de Hell's Kitchen era dominado por
los irlandeses, y se dice que habla carteles en
los muelles que ponia PROHIBID O HALIANOS; en
Brooklyn, los italianos estaban al mando, y
ponfan carteles en los muelles que decian PRO-
HIBID O IRLAND ESES.
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• The Irishman used to be characterized by the
Americans as a 'Mick' or 'Paddy'. Any such
social distinctions constitute serious
handicaps in the matrimonial race; but on the
other hand, as they are in consequence largely
artificial, they tend to disappear with the
demonstration of economic and social
efficiency. (Atlantic Monthly)
• Antes el irlandes era denominado por los
americanos como 'Mick' o 'Paddy'. Seinejante
distinci6n social constituye un serio obstacu-
lo en la carrera matrimonial; pero por otra
parte, como son muy artificiales, tienden a
desaparecer con la demostracion de la efiea-
cia economica y social.
SY N O N Y MS:
paddy O ften derogatory. From
the diminutive of Patrick.
• Paddy yoursel f! How dare
you call me Paddy? (George
Bernard Shaw)
bog-trotter • He vowed to get
a sunt an and hav e his teeth
capped. J esus, around here he
felt like his old man must have
felt as a bogtrotter at Ellis Is-
land. (Joseph Wambaugh)
9. d Yank, Yankee -yanqui, g]in
A US citizen from either the northern or southern states. The term is generally inoffensive.
• Each soldier lies on his back with his jungle
knife unsheathed in his clenched fist. The Y ank
sleeps, but his killer instinct is wide awake.
(Stanley A. Frankel)
» Mr. Edelman did not consider England
foreign when he was hired to bring Y ankee
business know-how to a firm founded in 1899
by another Y ank, Albert Curtis Brown. (N ew
Y ork Times)
They wrestled the Americans toward the shed
door affectionately... They called them 'Y ank',
promised them that 'Jerry was on the run', and
so on. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
• Why do Y anks say blow when they mean
suck? And arse when they mean cunt? Talk
about separated by a common language...
(Philip Larkin)
• Cada soldado se tumba de espaldas con su
cuchillo de jungla desenfundado en su puno
cerrado. El americano duerme, pero su instin-
to asesino esta completamente despierto.
• El senor Edelman no considero a Inglaterra
como pais extanjero cuando fue contratado
para traer conocimientos empresariales ame-
ricanos a una empresa fundada en 1899 por
otro americano, Albert Curtis Brown.
• Condujeron a los americanos hacia la puerta
del cobertizo afectuosamente... Les llamaban
'Y ank', les prometian que 'Jerry estaba hu-
yendo', etc.
• Por que los americanos dicen soplar cuando
quieren decir chupar? Y culo cuando quieren
decir cono? Y a ves, separados por un idioma
cormin...
9. e frog -franchute, gabacho
Applied derogatorily to a French person and to the French language. From their supposed fondness
for eating frog-legs.
• O ne night the telephone rang and a foreign-
sounding fellow introduced himself as Barbet
Schroeder, a film director. Bukowski's number
• Una noche el tele fono sono y un tipo con
acento extranjero se present6 como Barbet
Schroeder, un director de cine. El numero de
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was unlisted and he did not take kindly to the
intrusion. 'Fuck off, you French frog,' he said.
(Howard Sounes)
• France, yeah sure, beautiful country, beautiful
women, great food, great wine. Full of your
fucking frogs, though, innit? (Alan Beretta)
» There are photographs showing specimens
of manhood 'before and after'. All frogs... A
frog should have just a wee bit of a paunch,
like the Baron de Charlus. (Henry Miller)
Bukowski no aparecla en el listin y no le hizo
gracia la intrusion. 'Jodete, gabacho,' le dijo.
• Francia, si, claro, un pais hermoso, mujeres
hermosas, comida maravillosa, vino maravi-
lloso. Pero esta lleno de gabachos, no?
• Hay fotograffas que muestran especfmenes de
virilidad 'antes y despueY. Todos franchutes...
Un franchute deberia tener simplemente un po-
quito de barriga, como el bardn de Charlus.
9. f kraut -alemdn
Applied derogatorily to a German. From the prevalence of sauerkraut in the German diet.
• Who's in charge of scheduling? Burkhalter.
I told that Kraut a fucking thousand times I
don't roll on shabbas. (The Big Lebowski)
• I'm trying to cheer her up, you stupid Kraut!
(John Cleese)
• Slang words, like curses, are notoriously
difficult to translate without losing their spice.
In this case, nicknames like Kraut, Jerry or
Hun (Churchill's favorite) reflect American
and British experience with Germany, while
'le Boche' refers to a nation that invaded
France three times in a century. (New York
Times)
• Quien esta al mando de la planificacidn?
Burkhalter. Le dije a ese alemdn mil putas ve-
ces que no juego a los bolos en el shabbas.
• Estoy intentando animarla, jestupido ale-
man!
• Las palabras en jerga, como los tacos, son
notoriamente dificiles de traducir sin que pier-
dan su picardia. En este caso, apodos como
Kraut, Jerry o Hun (el favorito de Churchill)
reflejan la experiencia americana y britanica
con Alemania, mientras que 'le Boche' se re-
fiere a una nacidn que invadi6 a Francia tres
veces en un siglo.
SYNO NYMS:
Boche • We'll put Ipswich round
there. We'll put Lyme Regis
where Ipswich was. And we'll put
Great Yarmouth where Lyme
Regis was. There now, that should
fool the Boche. (Peter Cook)
Fritz From German Fritz, nick-
name for Friedrich. • Ah rot off,
Fritz. You know what German
house painters grow up into, don't
you, Fritz? (John McGrath)
Heinle (US) From the German
name Heinrich. • There were so
many races; so many creeds and
sects all huddled together in an
area not more than a mile square.
The people called each other
names: Mick, Heinie, Guinea,
Hunky, Polack, Wop, Sheeny,
Squarehead, Bohunk, Chick and
Greaseball. (Robert Cornfield)
Hun • We won't just shoot the
bastards. We're going to cut out
their living guts and use them to
grease the treads of our tanks.
We're going to murder those lousy
Hun bastards by the bushel.
(Patton) • I have a new car, filthy
Hun Audi. (Philip Larkin)
Jerry (UK) • — You were air
crew, weren' t you? — Naviga-
tor bomber-aimer. I joined un-
der-age to get a crack at Jerry.
Soon as I passed out f light-ser-
geant, ready to go on ops, old
Adolf packs it in. (Peter Nichols)
squarehead • There was a bul-
let-head priest in the German
Catholic church on the Northside
and one day he and his mother
went there to beg. The squarehead
slammed a fifty-cent piece down
on the table. (Robert Stone) mm
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9.g kike -judio
Derogatory or offensive. Sometimes used by Jews of other Jews they regard with contempt, as in the
third example.
• The word 'nigger' — along with 'chink',
'kike' and the rest of our questionable
linguistic heritage — once was a 'legitimate'
word in American society. We need to
understand at what point our culture
recognized that the insult was taboo. (Salon)
• My father was a social worker who cru-
saded for birth control and fought housing
discrimination against Jews. Yet I once
heard him describe an objectionable Jew as
a 'kike'. All this, it must be remembered,
occurred before the Holocaust revealed to
the world where such ugliness ultimately
led. (New York Times)
• You're a kike, Weiss, a kike, the kind of mean
little creep that gives Jews a bad name.
(William Styron)
• La palabra 'nigger' ('negro') — al igual
que 'chink' (chino), 'kike' (judio) y el resto
de nuestra dudosa herencia linguistica — una
vez fue una palabra 'legitima' en la socie-
dad americana. Necesitamos entender en
quee momento nuestra cultura reconocid
que el insulto era tabu.
• Mi padre era un trabajador social que Iucho
por el derecho a los anti-conceptivos y peleo
en contra de la discriminacion en la venta de
inmuebles a los judfos. Aun asi, una vez le oi
describir a un judio reprobable como 'kike'.
Todo esto, hay que acordarse, ocurrio antes
de que el Holocausto revelara al mundo hasta
donde llegaba finalmente esta fealdad.
• Eres un 'kike', Weiss, un 'kike', el tipo de
cabron con mala leche que da mala fama a los
judios.
SYNO NYMS:
Heeb, Heebie, Hebe (US) • A
million times I wanted to yell in
his fuckin' ear: 'This is Las
Vegas! We're supposed to be out
here robbing, you dumb fuckin'
Heeb'. (Casino) • Moses Man-
kowit z? Redbeard Mahoney?
The Irish son of a bitch was a
f ucking hebe! (Joseph Wam-
baugh) • I found myself brood-
ing blackly on my recent rob-
bery. And Morris Fink. Fink!
That fucking little hebe.
(William Styron)
Jew boy • Kid, you have got J-
E-W written right across the
middle of that face — look at
the shnoz on him, for God's
sakes! That ain't a nose, it's a
hose! Screw of f , J ewboy!
(Philip Roth) • The Cossacks
are coming! Here's one Jew-boy
who's going to make tracks for
the count ryside!' (William
Styron)
sheeny, sheenie • 'Sheeny!' she
is screaming. 'Hebe! You can't
even come off unless you pull
your own pudding, cheap bastard
fairy Jew!' (Philip Roth)
mocky, mockie (US) • Love thy
neighbor... if he's not a mockie
or a slicked-up greaseball from
the Argentine. (Isaac Wolfert)
Yid • Who do you think they're
always giggling about as it is?
You! The skinny Yid and his
shnoz following them around...
(Philip Roth) • Someone calls
me a Sheeney, I'll knock 'em
right on their ass... I wanna tell
you sometin. I don't care what
the hell a guy is so long as they
keep t heir pl ace, you know.
(Lenny Bruce)
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Mainly derogatory. As the English tell jokes belittling the Irish for their stupidity, so Americans tell
Polack jokes. Curiously, although the word is pejorative in English, it comes from the Polish word
Polak, a Pole.
• Then our friend from Poland says: 'When I
get through fucking my Sophie, I wipe ray dick
on the curtains, and you know what? She hits
the roof!' Ain't that a masterpiece? Stupid
fuckin' Polack, wipes his dick on the drapes.
(Reservoir Dogs)
• You and I know what a Jew is — One Who
Killed Our Lord. We did this about two
thousand years ago — two thousand years of
Polack kids whacking the shit out of us
coming home from school. (Lenny Bruce)
» The other important reason for his rejection
was the fact that he was a Polack, a German
word which has the same sneeringly
contemptuous meaning in German as it has in
English. (William Styron)
• You're a dirty Polack and Polacks are thieves.
My mother says that Polacks are worse thieves
than Gypsies and dirtier too. You smell!
(William Styron)
• Entonces nuestro amigo de Polonia dice:
'Cuando termino de foliar a mi Sophie, me
limpio la polla con las cortinas, y sabes que?
jSe pone histerica!' jVaya obra de arte! Puto
estupido polaco, se limpia la polla con las cor-
tinas.
• Tu y yo sabemos lo que es un judio — Uno
Que Mato A Nuestro Senor. Hicimos esto hace
dos mil anos — dos mil anos de aguantar a
crios polacos dandonos de hostias al ir a casa
de la escuela.
• La otra razon importante de su rechazo era
el hecho de que era 'polak', una palabra ale-
mana que tiene el mismo significado de des-
precio y desden en alemdn como en ingles.
• Eres una asquerosa polaca y los polacos son
ladrones. Mi madre dice que los polacos son
peores ladrones que los gitanos, ;y mas su-
cios tambien! Apestas!
9. i Russkie -ruso
• There will never be another Conservative
government. What there will be is a series of
Labour governments that will bankrupt the
country so that we are all starving, at which
point the Russkies will step in. (Philip Larkin)
• No volvera a haber otro gobierno conserva-
dor. Lo que habra sera una serie de gobiernos
liberales que llevardn al pais a la bancarrota
para que estemos todos muriendonos de ham-
bre, momento en el que entrardn los rusos.
j raghead -drabe
Derogatory or offensive term for an Arab. From the fact that Arabs often cover their heads with a
white or red-and-white checked gutrah.
* Could he speak Arabic? Are you joking? He
lived in the desert with them for nearly twenty
years. He could speak it like a raghead. (W.C.
Doughty)
si sabia hablar drabe? Bromeas? Vi-
vio en el desierto con ellos durante casi vein-
te anos. Lo hablaba como un 'raghead'
('cabeza de trapo', rabe).
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* Every Friday morning, just after the prayer,
the more blood-thirsty ragheads would crowd
into Chop Square to see some poor bugger get
his hand or his head lopped off. (W.C.
Doughty)
• Cada viernes por la manana, justo despues
del rezo, los arabes mis sanguinarios se so-
lian concentrar en Chop Square para ver como
le cortaban la mano o la cabeza a algto pobre
desgraciado.
SY N O N Y M S;
camelfucker (US) Derogatory.
• Look at our current situation
with that camelfucker in Iraq.
Pacifism is not something to
hide behind. (The Big Lebowski)
camel jockey (US) Derogatory.
Like the previous term, from the
alleged use of the camel for
sexual gratification in the M id-
dle East.
• The British papers quickly fol-
lowed the American lead. Al-
though none quite sank to the
level of 'Camel jockeys killed
your kids', the British tabloids
were not far behind. (O bserver)
fig-eater (US) Derogatory. • I
mean 'N am was a foot soldier's
war... Just me and Charlie, man,
eyeball to eyeball... Worthy
fuckin' adversary... N ot a bunch
of fig-eaters with towels on their
heads tryin' to find reverse on a
Soviet tank. (The Big Lebowski}
Applied derogatorily to an Italian or to a person of Italian descent and to the Italian language.
• Presumably because they were unable to
overcome some slight vestigial embarrassment
about doing business with the greasy
beperfumed wop who has cuckolded one of
their oldest friends they omitted to mention
the whole business to me. (Helen Fielding)
• Apparently some sort of deal has been done
with... with the filthy wop... and they've
recovered some of the money. (Helen Fielding)
• In a democratic, catholic, real American
game like baseball, there has been no
distinction. The M ick, the Sheeny, the Wop,
the Chink, the Cuban, the Indian, the Jap or
the so-called Anglo-Saxon — his 'nationality'
is never a matter of moment if he can pitch,
hit, or field. (Sporting N ews)
* Al parecer, al no ser capaces de superar los
leves vestigios de verguenza que les quedaba
por hacer negocios con el italiano grasiento y
perfumado que le habia puesto cuernos a uno
de sus mas antiguos amigos, se olvidaron de
comentarme todo el negocio,
Parecer ser que se estla llevando a cabo un
trato con... con ese sucio latino... y han recii-
perado parte del dinero.
* En un deporte democratico, catolico y ge-
nuinamente americano como es el beisbol, no
ha habido distinciones. El irlandes, el judio,
el italiano, el chino, el cubano, el indio, el japo-
nes o el supuesto anglo-saj6n — su 'nacionali-
dad' nunca es tema de debate si puede lanzar,
batear o recibir.
SY N O N Y M S:
Eyetie Derogatory. • Kingsley
is summering on some southern
isle: just for a handful of Eyetie
tit he left us. (Philip Larkin)
guinea (US) Derogatory. Applied
to an immigrant of Italian (or
sometimes Spanish) origin. • I
spent hundreds of thousands of
dollars on her, I was gonna make
her a big star! ... And then Johnny
Fontane comes along with his ol-
ive oil voice and his guinea charm,
and she runs off. (The Godfather)
greaseball (US) Derogatory. Usu-
ally refers to a person of Latin
American descent, but also, as
here, to those of Italian extrac-
tion. • There was nothing we
could do about it... we had to sit
still and take it. It was among
the Italians. It was real
greaseball shit. They even shot
Tommy in the face so his mother
couldn't give him an open coffin
at the funeral. (GoodFellas)
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9. I dago -espanol, sudaca
Derogatory. A person of Spanish (or, as the examples make clear, sometimes Italian) extraction.
• Harry Truman was a man of many pre-
judices. His letters are peppered with the
standard-issue epithets of the world in
which he grew up — dago, nigger, bohunk.
(New York Times)
• Of course, it didn't hurt La Guardia that
he had an Italian-American father and a
Jewish mother and was a practicing Protes-
tant. Robert Moses, who sometimes called
him a dago, came to envy his political
touch. (New York Times)
• Billy wants to know if you can get him a
deal on one of those dago sports cars.
(Lenny Bruce)
• Harry Truman era un hombre de muchos
prejuicios. Sus cartas estfin repletas de los
tipicos epitetos del mundo en el que se cri6
— dago (espanol), nigger (negrata), bohunk
(hungaro).
• Claro, que no le hizo ningun dano a La
Guardia el que tuviera un padre america-
no-italiano y una madre judia y que fuera
protestante practicante. Robert Moses, que
a veces le llamaba 'dago, llego a envidiar
su toque politico.
• Billy quiere saber si le puedes conseguir un
chollo con uno de esos coches deportivos ita-
lianos.
RELATED TERMS:
The following terms referring to people of Latin American origin are all derogatory.
greaseball (US) • I figured I
could be doing better things with
my life than taking knives away
from greaseballs in zoot suits.
(Raymond Chandler)
greaser (US) • I am hard but I
am fair. There is no racial big-
otry here. I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers.
Here you are all equally worth-
less! (Full Metal Jacket)
spic, spick (US) • I wanna take
this little turd and grind him up
in the cement mixer until he's
taco meat! And put him in a ma-
nure bag and send him to those
wetback farmworkers to spread
on all that boycotted lettuce. I
wonder how that spic prick
Cesar Chavez would like that?
(Joseph Wambaugh) • What
about the filthy spick fucker that
the sarge blew away? (Ken
Lukowiak)
wetback (US) Applied to an
illegal immigrant from Mexico
to the US. From the practice
of swimming the Rio Grande.
• Now the bartender was a
wetback, he was a friend of mine,
his name was Carlos. (Reservoir
Dogs) • You write half the time
like some ignorant wetback. You
didn't learn no English in those
Chicano East L.A. schools.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
9. m gook -asiatico, chino, amanllo
Mainly US. An offensive term for any East Asian or Polynesian or immigrant of East Asian origin.
* Too many foreigners own liquor stores.
Vietnamese, Koreans, they can't fuckin' speak
English. You tell them: 'Empty out the
register', and they don't know what it fuckin*
means. We keep on, one of those gook
motherfuckers' gonna make us kill 'em. (Pulp
Fiction)
• Demasiados extranjeros son duenos de tien-
das de licores. Los vietnamitas, los coreanos,
no pueden hablar el jodido ingles. Les dices:
'Vacia la caja registradora', y no saben que
cono les est£s diciendo. Si seguimos asi, uno
de esos jodidos asiaticos va a conseguir que
le matemos.
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• Cokes got the silver star for rollin' a barrel
of oil down a hill in Korea into forty-seven
chinky dinky Chinese gooks who were
climbin' up the hill and when he shot into it
with his machine gun, it blew them all to grape
jelly. (David Rabe)
• Cokes recibio la estrella de plata por hacer
rodar por una colina un barril de aceite en
Corea hacia cuarenta y siete jodidos chinos
que lo estaban subiendo y cuando disparo con-
tra ellos con su ametralladora, les volo por los
aires, convirtiendoles en mermelada de uva.
RELATED TERMS:
chink, chinkey A Chinese per-
son. • There was an American flag
on the front and Chinese charac-
ters painted on the back of the
box. The message on the back,
roughly translated, read: 'Uncle
Sam's taxes suck. It's every Chink
for himself.' (Joseph Wambaugh)
• The wogs and Chinks all see the
day approaching when the British
go for good. (Peter Nichols) • Did
you eat today? No? Come on,
we're going to swing by the
Chinks, we got to talk. (David
Mamet)
dink A Vietnamese. • I keep
thinkin' there was maybe
somethin' I coulda done differ-
ent. Maybe not drunk so much.
Or if I'd killed more gooks, or
more Krauts, or more dinks.
(David Rabe)
Jap A Japanese. • Keep your
mouth shut and watch how peo-
ple do it. Watch how the Japs do,
they're the coolest people in the
world. (Robert Stone) • Juicy
Lucy's a Jap ... knows all those
massage tricks from Japan.
That'll be an extra twenty. Juicy
Lucy don't give nothing but the
Aphrodite Special.' (Joseph
Wambaugh)
Nip A Japanese. • You're a Nip.
You all look alike. (Joseph
Wambaugh) • Knock off that Jap
stuff, goddamnit. That fucking
Lieutenant Finque made me go
to another Nip luncheon today.
(Joseph Wambaugh) • If anybody
knows the strength of Nips be-
hind our lines, it's Tojo there.
(Willis Hall)
slope (US) Originally any East
Asian (from Asians' stereo-
typically slanting eyes), but sub-
sequently applied specifically to
the Vietnamese.
• — What did the slope look
like? — I don't know. Stringy
Oriental guy, is all. I remember
one thing. He smiled when he
brought me a martini and he
had a mean smile. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
slopehead (US) An East Asian
or person of Asian extraction.
• Buckmore Phipps hated all
niggers. He also hated greas-
ers, slopeheads, kikes, judges,
lawyers, fags, dopers, report-
ers, politicians. . . (Joseph
Wambaugh)
Tojo A Japanese. Sometimes,
as here, a form of address.
• It's a photo! It's a picture of
a Nippo bint! Who's this then,
eh? You got wife? Your missis?
Japanese girl very good, eh?
Good old Tojo! She's a bit
short in the pins, that's all. But
very nice. (Willis Hall)
19. n nigger -negro
A coloured person. The term is generally derogatory or offensive when used by a white person, but
neutral or even approving in Black English. From French negre, black.
* If there was one thing Roscoe Rules wished,
after having seen all of the world he cared to
see, it was that there was a word as dirty as
'nigger' to apply to all mankind. Since he had
little imagination he had to settle for 'asshole'.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
• Si habia una cosa que Roscoe Rules desea-
ba, tras haber visto todo lo que deseaba ver,
era que hubiera una palabra tan sucia como
'negrata' para aplicarla a toda la humanidad.
Como tenfa poca imaginacion tuvo que con-
formarse con 'gilipollas'.
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* I'm the only one acting like a professional.
You guys act like a bunch of fucking niggers.
You ever work a job with a bunch of niggers?
They're just like you two, always fighting,
always saying they're gonna kill one another.
(Reservoir Dogs)
* Ain't that a sad sight, daddy. He walks into
jail a white man, walks out talkin' like a
nigger. It's all that black semen been shooting
up his butt. It's backed up into his brain and
comes out of his mouth. (Reservoir Dogs)
You see the fight last night? What a fuckin'
slaughter, right? I tell you the only way to get
a nigger to bleed is put a razor in your glove.
(Robert Stone)
* Know why niggers survive serious wounds,
partner? They're too dumb to go into shock.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
* He'd have loved to have gone to Africa and
hired out as a mercenary. 'Imagine getting
paid to kill niggers,' he mused. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
• Soy el unico que se esta comportando como
un profesional. Os comportais como una pan-
dilla de jodidos negratas. Alguna vez habees
currado con una pandilla de negros? Son exac-
tamente como vosotros dos, siempre pelean-
do, siempre diciendo que se van a matar el
uno al otro.
• Eso es una perspectiva triste, papa. Entra en
la carcel un hombre bianco y sale hablando
como un negrata. Es todo ese semen negro que
le han estado metiendo por el culo. Se le ha
ido al cerebro y le sale por la boca.
• Vistes la pelea anoche? Vaya puta masacre!
Te digo que la unica forma de conseguir que
un negrata sangre es poniendo una cuchilla
en el guante.
• Sabes por que los negratas sobreviven a las
heridas serias, colega? Son demasiado estti-
pidos para entrar en estado de shock.
• Le hubiese encantado ir a Africa y ser con-
tratado como mercenario. 'Imagfnate que te
paguen por matar negratas,' pens6.
RELATED TERMS:
Unless otherwise stated, the following terms are offensive. All refer to black people.
boogie (US) • Lots of boogies
comin' in now, since the war.
Wi lli amsbu rg. Brownsvi l l e.
Bedford-St u yvesant , t hat ' s
where t hey' re movi n' i nt o.
Fuckin' apes, I call 'em. Boy, do
I hate those boogi es. Apes!
(William Styron)
blood (US) • They had picked
him up two blocks from the
Montalvo in front of twenty citi-
zens. He had ridden to the ho-
t el wi t h a pi st ol pressed
against his scrotum. ' Nobody
out t here but bloods, bubi , '
Danski n had told him. 'They
don' t care.' (Robert Stone)
brother (US) An inoffensive
term. • Those movies are about
how the white man keeps the
brother man down — even in a
galaxy far, far away. Check this
shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy
— blond hair, blue eyes. And then
you' ve got DarthVader: the
blackest brother in the galaxy.
(Chasing Amy)
coon • We could have talked
about sports. I mean Southern
sports, like lynching niggers — or
coons, I t hi nk you call them
down there. (William Styron)
• Look, nobody wants a Sheeney
plowing their sister, and I don' t
want no coon doing it to my sis-
ter. (Lenny Bruce) • Thanks for
the card from coonland — scum
you are for slinking off to avoid
the rigours of the English win-
ter. (Philip Larkin)
darky, darkle • It' s Ni gger
Hunting time. Any Nigger. They
wou l dn' t give up u nt i l t hey
would find one. From then on,
Lord have mercy on the poor
darkie... they would shoot him
down like a dog. (Laurence
Bergreen)
jigaboo (US) • 'The Man' who
had gained the loathing of 'right-
thinking' people everywhere, in-
cluding the South, by his straight-
forward promiscuous public use
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of words like 'nigger', 'coon',
'jigaboo'... (William Styron)
• Political infighting, lad. The
pinko Democrats have taken
the tack of jigaboos wrongly
accused, intend to press the
issue during the primary elec-
tions. (James Ellroy)
jungle bunny (US) • Never
ceases to amaze me. Fuckin' jun-
gle bunny goes out there, slits
some old woman' s throat for
twenty-five cents. Fuckin' nig-
ger gets Doris Day as a parole
officer. But a good fella like you
gets stuck with a ball-busting
prick. (Reservoir Dogs)
Paki (UK) Applies specifi-
cally to an i mmi grant f rom
Pakistan. • Well, gin and tonic
time: I feel I've earned it, hav-
ing mown a l awn, hoed and
snipped and dealt death with
the Weedol. I just about keep
it down. More than the bloody
Paki next door does... Ki ck
'em out. (Philip Larkin)
shine (US) • This place called
Florian's was under the same
name when it was a white night
trap. The sign was expensive
so the shines just went on us-
ing it when they took over.
(Raymond Chandler)
smoke (US) • One time there
was five smokes carved Harlem
sunsets on each other down on
East Eighty-Four. There was
blood on the furniture, blood on
the walls, blood even on the ceil-
ing. (James Ellroy)
spade • Suddenly I knew — some
big spade was going to leap out
of the bedroom closet and spring
for my heart with his knife.
(Philip Roth) • 'I understand,'
the receptionist said. 'I know
what kind of massage you need.
Now, Laverne's a spade. You
ai n' t prej udi ced, are ya?'
(Joseph Wambaugh) • This
spade's the troublemaker. I think
he's got a leaky seabag.
Di ngal i ng. Psycho. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
spook (US) • He'd heard about
the latest do-gooder scheme on
the six o'clock news, the idea be-
ing to compel criminal offenders
to make restitution to their vic-
tims... 'Course you ain't a spook.
They might not let you in these
programs so easy, you turned
crooked.' (Joseph Wambaugh)
• Maybe it was some other
spooks... Do you care? Those
niggers raped your woman, so
what you did was right. (James
Ellroy) • Some won't take spooks
— Hell, don't make no difference
to me. (Taxi Driver)
Uncle Tom Specifically, a ser-
vile black man. • The film's one
sympathetic black character, a
lovable Uncle Tom who served
as a sidekick to the eponymous
heroes, was cheerfully assassi-
nated to supply a few seconds'
worth of pathos. (Jonathan Coe)
wog • Hospital staffed entirely
by wogs, cheerful and incompe-
tent. (Philip Larkin) • One might
visit Hollywood proper to have
lunch, what with Beverly Hills
overrun by Arabs, Iranians, Tex-
ans, and other wogs wi t h
megabucks. (Joseph Wambaugh)
• I've had enough of him — he
stinks of garlic and wog grub.
(Willis Hall)
9. o I Aussie -austrahano
The term is completely inoffensive.
* Arrogant Aussie, David Leapman's new
biography of Mr. Murdoch, describes his
New York Post as 'a force for evil'. (New
York Times)
• We bought one or two of every shellfish, most
of them new to an American and a few of them
repulsive, boiled them up and served them
with beer on a table spread with newspapers.
I was an Aussie that night, tossing back
Foster's lager and as happy as I'd ever been.
(Mary Cantwell)
• Australiano arrogante, la nueva biograffa de
David Leapman sobre el senor Murdoch, des-
cribe a su peri6dico New York Post como 'una
fuerza maligna'.
• Compramos uno o dos de cada clase de ma-
risco, la mayoria de ellos desconocidos para
un americano y algunos otros repulsivos, los
hervimos, y los servimos con cerveza en una
mesa cubierta con periodicos. Era una austra-
liana esa noche, tragando cerveza Foster y tan
contenta como nunca.
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EXERCISE 9.1
In each of the following lists, all the words are synonymous except one. Spot the odd man out and
explain why the word in question is misplaced.
1. (a) kraut (b) kike (c) sheeny (d) mocky (e) Yid (f) Heebie
2. (a) wetback (b) spic (c) greaser (d) frog (e) greaseball (f) dago
3. (a) slopehead (b) slope (c) Nip (d) Chink (e) gook (f) wop
4. (a) Whitey (b) paddy (c) Boss Charley (d) honky (e) ofay (f) the Man
5. (a) Boche (b) squarehead (c) raghead (d) Fritz (e) Hun (f) Jerry
6. (a) jigaboo (b) jungle bunny (c) boogie (d) dink (e) coon (f) spade
EXERCISE 9.2
What national or ethnic groups are referred to in the following typical racist complaints? Explain
the offensive and derogatory terms shown in italics.
1. How would you feel about it if your sister was dating some greasy spiel 2. You can never trust the
Micks. Sooner or later they'll stab you in the back. 3. What I can't stand about the/rags is that they're
such self-satisfied, arrogant bastards. 4. All those kikes are interested in is getting their hands on
your money. 5. If the jigaboos start moving into this neighborhood, our property won't be worth shit.
6. I have nothing against the ragheads, except that they're dirty, smelly, thieving, lying bastards. 7.
Who do the Krauts think they are, dictating to the rest of us? You'd think they were the ones who won
the war. 8. Your typical wop is nothing more than a ponced-up fruit.
EXERCISE 9.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Eres un asqueroso polaco y todos los polacos son unos ladrones. 2. Francia es un pais hermoso, con
mujeres hermosas, comida maravillosa y vino maravilloso, pero desgraciadamente esta lleno de gabachos.
3. Quiere saber si le puedes conseguir un chollo con uno de esos coches deportivos italianos. 4. El
tipico bianco lo tiene todo y el negro no tiene una mierda. 5. Los irlandeses ponian carteles en los
muelles en los que ponia P RO HIBID O IT ALIANO S. 6. Le hubiese encantado ir a Africa y ser contratado
como mercenario. 'Imagmate que te paguen por matar a negratas,' penso. 7. Estoy intentando animar-
la, jestupido aleman! 8. jP uto estupido polaco!, se limpia la polla con las cortinas. 9. P or que los
americanos dicen 'soplar' cuando quieren decir 'chupar'? 10. T u y yo sabemos lo que es un judfo —
Uno Que Mato A Nuestro Senor. 11. P arecer ser que se esta llevando a cabo un trato con un sucio
latino y que han recuperado parte del dinero. 12. Si habia una cosa que deseaba, era que hubiera una
palabra tan sucia como 'negrata' para aplicarla a toda la humanidad.
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EXERCISE 9.4
( N e w re cruits to the US Marine Corps, de stine d to se rve in Vie tnam, are gre e te d by the ir Se nior
Drill Instructor on the first day of training.)
H A RT M A N : I am Gunnery Sergeant H artman, your Senior Drill Instructor.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon,
you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes!
You're the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I
am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
I am hard, but I am fair! T here is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. H ere you are all equally worthless! Do you
maggots understand that?
RECRU IT S: [in unison] Sir, yes, sir!
H A RT M A N : Bullshit! I can't hear you!
RECRU IT S: [louder] Sir, yes, sir!
H A RT M A N : What's your name, scumbag?
SN O WBA L L : [shouting] Sir, Private Brown, sir!
H A RT M A N : Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball! Do you like that name?
SN O WBA L L : [shouting] Sir, yes, sir!
H A RT M A N : Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball! T hey don't
serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
SN O WBA L L : Sir, yes, sir!
J O K ER: [whispering] Is that you, J ohn Wayne? Is this me?
H A RT M A N : Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist
shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? N obody,
huh?! T he fairy fucking godmother said it! O ut-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all
until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it
you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
CO WBO Y: Sir, no, sir!
H A RT M A N : You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it was you!
CO WBO Y: Sir, no, sir!
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Using w hat you have le arne d in this chapte r and in the pre ce ding e xe rcise s and w hat you can gue ss
from the conte xt, find w ords or phrase s in the above passage corre sponding to the se de scriptions:
1. A term of insult, deriving from the slang word for vomit. 2. A n adjective and adverb with no precise
meaning, used purely for emphasis. 3. A n insulting neologistic adjective, with no precise meaning in
this context. 4. A word meaning excrement. 5. A n offensive term for a black person. 6. A n offensive
term for a J ew. 7. A n offensive term for an Italian or person of Italian descent. 8. A n offensive term
for a M exican or person of M exican descent. 9. A n interjection meaning 'N onsense!' 10. T hree insulting
terms which can be applied to men. 11. A word meaning rectum. 12. A n adverbial expression used
purely for emphasis.
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10. a I Expressions with "fuck"
Fuck is used in a large number of phrasal verbs and idiomatic expressions, many of which have
already been encountered in the preceding pages. Here are some others, all common.
give a fuck A basic expression
meaning to care. I t is often used
in the negative, meaning not to
care one whit, to be utterly in-
different; and sometimes en-
hanced with the adjective flying.
E xpr essi ons wi t h t he same
meaning are not give a damn and
not give a rat's ass. • You made
no attempt to disguise anything.
You di dn' t give a f uck!
(Deconstructing Harry) • I mag-
ine you're a deer. You're pranc-
ing around. BA M ! A fuckin' bul-
let rips off part of your head!
Your brains are lying on the
ground in little bloody pieces.
Now I ask you, do you give a fuck
what kind of pants the son of a
bitch who shot you was wearing?/
(My Cousin Vinny) • When grilled
about her increasingly controver-
sial appearance, Cher remarked:
'Am I obsessed with the way I
look? Ooh ... Do you know what
I'd like to say to that? I don't give
a flying fuck.' (S alon)
take a flying fuck S imilar in
meaning to go to hell or go and
fuck yourself. S ometimes en-
hanced with humorous expres-
sions like at a rolling doughnut,
at the moon, or at a rubber duck.
• — Oh G od, oh G od, what' ll I
tell Rosie, what' ll I tell her? —
Tell her to take a flying fuck,
pal. T his concerns you and me,
and nobody else. (D avid M airs)
• As gently as I could, I would
tell him to take a flying fuck at
the moon. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)
fuck all (U K) Nothing at all.
C omparabl e expressi ons are
damn all, bugger all and sod all.
E uphemistic variants are sweet
f.a. and sweet fanny adams.
• Dear Jim, I 'm beginning a let-
ter to you because there's fuck
all to do and I 'm tired of doing
it. (Philip Larkin) • Never accept
what you don' t want. Keep re-
fusing, and in time you may get
what you do want. On the other
hand you may end up with fuck
all. (Philip Larkin) • He said: 'I f
you want to have the baby, have
it. I t's your decision,' as if it was
fuck all to do with him. In prac-
tice it was fuck all to do with
him. He never took any notice
of the baby when it arrived.
(E .A . Whitehead) • If you ask me,
we're heterosexual by default, not
be decision. I t's just a question of
who you fancy. I t's all about aes-
thetics and it's fuck all to do with
morality. (Trainspotting)
fuck off To leave, depart, go
away. O ften an injunction. • —
I thought you said you never
wanted to see me again. — I
don't ever want to see you again,
so will you fuck off back upstairs?
(Naked) • — He's gonna have a
word with his old lady. You're
going to arrange a reunion. —
S he' l l tell him to f uck off.
(Robert S tone)
• Amazing how quickly the bloom
fades on 'fuck off' , you know. S ay
it a couple of times running and
you've got out of it nearly all of
what you' re going to get.
(Kingsley Amis) • 'Can I go home
now?' He dismissed me with a
wave. 'Yeah, fuck off. A nd don' t
do this again.' (Robert M cLiam
Wilson)
go and fuck yourself An ex-
pression of refusal. I nasmuch as
it has any precise meaning, it
may be translated as: may you
be accursed, confounded, re-
jected, humiliated, etc. • Hey,
man, if my f ucki ng ex- wi f e
asked me to take care of her
fucking dog while she and her
boyfriend went to Honolulu, I 'd
tell her to go fuck herself. (The
Big Lebowski) • S uddenly hate
the guests. Have had to slave for
two days, and now they will all
swan in, demanding food like
cuckoos. Feel like opening door
and shouting, 'O h, go fuck your-
selves.' (Helen Fielding)
what the fuck O ften it is short
for 'what the fuck does it mat-
ter?' O r, it can simply mean
'what' with 'the fuck' added for
emphasis: see 8.f above. • Well,
what the fuck, it didn't cost you
anything. (D avid M amet) • They
have the right idea. A rmed to the
hilt. S ticks, Mace, knives ... who
knows what the fuck they got.
(David Mamet) • S he seemed like
a hell of a nice girl, huh? The lit-
tle I saw of her ... Well, what the
fuck, I only saw her for a minute.
I mean first impressions of this
kind are often misleading, huh?
(David Mamet) • You're seeing a
lot of this broad. You getting seri-
ous? But what the fuck, that' s
your business. Ri ght ? (D avid
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Mamet) • Well, what the fuck, I
was only a kid. A kid laughs these
things off. You forget, you go on
living ... what the fuck, huh?
(David Mamet)
thank fuck Substitution of fuck
for God, Christ, etc. • Thank
fuck for that. Just for a moment
there, I thought we were in trou-
ble. (James Laffan)
fuck knows Substitution of fuck
for God, Christ, etc. • That's all
Sandra' s collection. She's in
Zimbabwe at the moment. And
fuck knows what she's gonna
bring back from there. (Naked)
• When the uniform had moved
on, Pyle said, 'Fuck knows what
they wanted us for with him
around.' (G.F. Newman)
fucking A (US) An exclamation
of pleasure, joy, triumph, etc.
meaning: absolutely, definitely.
Usually the word right can be
substituted for A. • They're all
hugging and kissing and happy
with each other, and Ice comes
up to Maverick and he says,
' Man, you can ride my tail
anytime!' And what does Mav-
erick say? 'You can ride mine!'
Fuckin' -A, man! (Sleep With
Me) • — This is theft. You're
gonna pay for this. — You're
fucking A he's gonna pay for it,
man. He's gonna burn for it.
(Robert Stone) • — They love it.
— You're fuckin' A. They love
it. The more ghastly, the more
horrible, the more they love it.
(Robert Stone) • — He's a real
good card player. — You' re
fucking A he is. The fucker won
four hundred bucks last night.
(David Mamet) • —You're prob-
ably just upset. —You're fuckin'
A I'm upset. I am very upset,
Don. (David Mamet)
get to fuck Expression of sur-
prise, disbelief or angry rebuttal.
• — How old do you think I
am? — About f orty. — I'm
t went y-seven. — Oh, get to
f uck! (Naked)
fucked if I know Equivalent of
I'm damned if I know: I don't
know at all, I have no idea.
• — What's the matter? What's
going on? — Fucked if I know.
(Naked)
sure as fuck Certainly. Cf. sure
as hell. • You better start think-
ing about it. 'Cause I sure as
f uck am thinking about it. In
f ac t , t hat ' s all I' m t hi nki ng
about. (Reservoir Dogs)
am I fuck? A c onst ruc t i on
which can be employed with any
tense, rather like a question tag,
signifying: by no means, cer-
tainly not. • — It's my good-luck
charm. — Has it brought you
much? — Has it fuck? (Naked)
• — I've been looking all over
for you! —Aye, well, I was with
him. — Were you fuck. (Naked)
• — I'll bring it back next week.
— Will you fuck? You'll bring
it back this very day, otherwise
it stays right here. (James
Laffan)
fuck around with somebody To
cause someone trouble. • Being
made a wiseguy ... means you
belong to a family. It means that
nobody can f uck around with
you. It also means that you could
fuck around with anybody just
as long as they aren' t also a
member. It's like a licence to
steal. It's a licence to do any-
thing. (GoodFellas)
.fuck with somebody Identical
in meaning to fuck around with
somebody. • We are the middle
children of history, raised by tel-
evision to believe that someday
we'll be millionaires and movie
stars and rock stars. But we
won't. And we're just learning
this fact. So don't fuck with us.
(Fight Club) • Look, they abso-
lutely will not bother you... they
will not fuck with you if you de-
liver. (Robert Stone) • — Jesus.
Are you fucking with me here?
— I'm not f ucking with you,
Donny. (David Mamet)
fuck around with something
To tamper, play, toy or meddle
with something, to treat some-
thing in an irresponsible way.
• This is your life you're fuckin'
around wit h, which you
shouldn't be doin', 'cause you
only got one. (Pulp Fiction)
• Quit fucking around with that
switch and pay attention. What
I tell you now may just keep
your ass out of jail. (Lew Cole)
fuck somebody over To victim-
ize and maltreat, sexually or oth-
erwise. • — 'Your boyf riend
Broadway Joe has a bayonet.
He's gonna do you some nasti-
ness with it tonight. He's on his
way right now to fuck you over.'
— 'Fuck me over?' — 'It won't
be as nice as it sounds', Hicks
said. (Robert Stone) • You eat
shit all your life and you hate
every fucking minute of it and
you'd like to fuck over half the
country but you have to swallow
it because you've got no guts.
(Robert Stone) • God, that' s
who. He's been fucking us over
since way back in Genesis.
(Salon)
• They were so accustomed to
being used and fucked over that
they probably would do nothing.
(Howard S. Becker)
fuck somebody in the ass Meta-
phorically, to cause someone se-
rious difficulties or problems.
• What is this 'day of rest' shit,
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man? What is this bullshit, man?
I don't fucking care! It don't
matter to Jesus! But you're not
fooling me! You might fool the
fucks in the league office, but
you don't fool Jesus! It's bush
league psych-out stuff! Laugh-
able, man! I would' ve fucked
you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck
you in the ass next Wednesday
instead! (The Big Lebowski)
fuck somebody out of some-
thing To deprive someone of
something, often by dishonest or
underhand means, or to cause
somebody to be deprived of
something, e.g. through incom-
petence. • You be as cold as you
want, but you j ust fucked a
good man out of six thousand
dollars and his goddam bonus
cause you di dn' t know t he
shot. (David Mamet)
fuck a duck! An expression of
surprise and incredulity. • I wish
to Christ I had had brains enough
to think of a title like that...
Well, fuck a duck! I congratu-
late him just the same. (Henry
Miller)
10. b Expressions with "shit'
shit, jackshit Very little or
nothing. • There's a gulf in this
country, an ever-widening abyss
between the people who have
stuff, and the people who don't
have shit. (Grand Canyon) • You
think you know it all, don't you?
You're 25 years old. You're a
baby. You don' t know shit.
(Swimming With Sharks) • You
guys don't say shit about who
you are, where you been or what
you've done. (Reservoir Dogs)
• Finally I said, 'Fuck this shit.'
I'm making this bitch rich. She
didn't have to do jack shit, she
never even had to meet all these
people. I was doin' all the work.
(Reservoir Dogs)
... and shit Words often tagged
on to the end of statements,
meaning (when they mean any-
thing): and so on, etcetera. • My
book, ' Whi t e-Hat i ng Coon' ,
don't have any of that bullshit.
The hero's name is Maleequa
and he's descended from the
black tribe that established the
first society on the planet while
all you European motherfuckers
were all hiding out in caves and
shit, terrified of the sun. (Chas-
ing Amy) • I thought you had this
place cased, man. You said you
had maps and shit. (Robert
Stone) • Me and Rick Derris used
to hang out with her for awhile...
'cuz her parents were like never
home, and shit. (Chasing Amy)
• And one day, Rick just whips
it out, and starts rubbing it on
her leg and shit. (Chasing Amy)
She's all wet and shit, and I just
went to work. (Chasing Amy)
full of shit Wrong, mistaken,
ill-informed, not to be credited.
• I was young, too. I felt just like
you. Hated authority. Hated all
my bosses, thought they were
ful l of shit. (Swimming With
Sharks) • 'John,' she said, 'you
are so full of shit. Honestly —
you're a bad guy.' (Robert Stone)
• You sit on a barstool next to a
man who's full of shit and pretty
soon you'll know it. (Ethan Coen)
• If everybody here says you are
full of shit, and you don't ac-
knowledge it or see how that as-
sessment serves you, you are
doomed. (Business Week)
a shitload of... A great deal of,
a lot of. • Oh wow, she doesn't
know you're here. Jesus, you
could get in a shitload of trou-
ble for this. (Cruel Intentions)
• These little gadgets here are
real popular. We're moving a
shitload of them right now.
(Stanley Home)
give a shit Identical in mean-
ing to give a fuck in 10.a above.
• You're so self-engrossed, you
don't give a shit who you de-
stroy. (Deconstructing Harry)
• Has the whole world gone
crazy? Am I the only one here
who gives a shit about the rules?
(The Big Lebowski)
a crock of shit Nonsense; lies and
exaggerations; mendacious cant.
• — This is such a crock of shit.
— Mr Slade, will you watch your
language. (Scent of a Woman)
• My sane mind seems more and
more in charge. What a crock of
shit sobriety is! It makes every-
thing that used to be so easy sud-
denly so hard. (Erica Jong)
tough shit An i roni cal and
mocking expression, meaning:
that's too bad, that's a terrible
shame. • Your girlfriend doesn't
love you? Tough shit, that's the
way it goes. (Swimming With
Sharks) • That ' s t ough shi t ,
man, my heart really bleeds.
(W.T. Tyler)
(all) to shit An expression used
as an intensifier, equivalent in
meaning to (all) to fuck, (all) to
hell, (all) to pieces, etc. • 'Hue
City,' Hicks said. 'We had guys
who were dead the day they hit
that place. I had six buddies shot
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to shit in Hue City in one morn-
ing.' (Robert Stone) • The car
starts rolling down the hill, and
my right knee is cut up all to shit.
(Chasing Amy)
shoot the shit To chat amiably.
• Too bad I won' t be around for
a lively conversation, but I'm
getting out of here. It would have
been nice to talk with you. We'd
have had great fun shootin' the
shit, you and I. (William Styron)
• Listen, I'm gonna come over,
we' ll shoot the shit, OK? See ya.
(Lenny Bruce)
shit somebody To lie, exagger-
ate, try to deceive someone.
• Carl looks at me in despair. 'Is
he shitting me, that bastard?' he
mur mur s in my ear. (Henry
Miller) • What are you smiling
for? Was he shitting me about
that? (Henry Miller) • The sky's
the limit, Wilson, I shit you not.
(W.T. Tyler)
cut the shit To stop talking non-
sense. Similarly, cut the crap.
• — Cut the shit! I don't think
you called anybody except some
cooze you once fucked... And I
don't think that' s good enough.
— Yeah, well I don' t give a fly-
ing fuck what you think! (Res-
ervoir Dogs)
talk shit To talk nonsensically
or pretentiously. See 7.f above.
• 'Please stop talking shit' , she
begged him. (Robert Stone)
look like shit To look terrible.
• — What are you doing here?
You look like shit. — Just try-
ing to blend in wi t h the sur-
roundings. (Naked)
take shit from somebody In
this expression, shit signifies
disrespect, insults, offensive or
contemptuous treatment which
one refuses to accept. • — Don' t
forget who's doing who a favor.
— If the price of that favor is I
gotta take shit, he can stick his
favor straight up his ass. (Pulp
Fiction) • 'He's a tough guy. He
doesn't take any shit from any-
body.' A good quality when a
salesperson is wrangling with
competitors; bad when he or she
is dealing with customers and
colleagues. (Peter Carbonara)
be on someone's shit list To be
on an imaginary list of people
who are hated, not trusted, to be
avoided, etc. • You are definitely
top of my shit list, man. I don't
care how long it takes. Sooner
or later I' ll get you for t hi s.
(Bring Me the Head of Alfredo
Garcia)
to pull shit To behave dishon-
estly or outrageously. • You see
that slut behind my back. You've
been talking to her on the phone
for weeks! Then you pull that
shit this morning, freaking out
because I' ve gone down on a
couple of guys. (Clerks) • You
ai n' t Lennie Fleming. I don' t
know what kind of shit you' re
trying to pull here, pal, but I in-
tend to find out. (Lew Cole)
when the shit hits the fan
When trouble breaks out; when
things turn nasty; when the cri-
sis erupts. • You're tight as a
drum. . . you' r e like t he most
wired guy I ever been wit h. . .
but I bet you' re a good man
when the shit hits the fan. (Sea
of Love)
a shit storm A very confused
situation or affair; a crazy, dan-
gerous j umbl e. • You know I
have a kid, he's twelve now. Last
summer I sent him to survival
school. Toughen him up for the
big shit storm. (Robert Stone)
be in deep shit To be in serious
trouble. • 'I think we're in deep
shi t , guys, ' Gr at t ar ol a said.
'These are the dumbest bastards
I' ve ever run into. We' ve got
managers who don't understand,
and are a bunch of hust l ers.
We've got brokers who are stu-
pi d, and not well t r ai ned. '
(Business Week)
be up shit creek (without a
paddle) To be in serious diffi-
culty; ruined. • If the cops see
you, you' ll be up shit creek for
sure. (Robert L. Chapman)
• Where does all this leave Japan,
in Simpey's view? Up shit creek.
Simpey is bearish about Japanese
multinationals. (Fortune)
shit a brick To have an emo-
tional crisis, usually to become
upset or angry. • 'None of you
came to me, I approached all of
you. I know you. I know your
work, I know your reputation. I
know you as men. Except for
this guy.' Joe points a finger at
Freddy. Freddy shits a brick.
(Reservoir Dogs)
that shit A phrase used to refer
back to a previously stated sub-
ject. • What you don't know about
me I could just about squeeze into
the Grand fucking Canyon. Did
you know I always wanted to be a
dancer in Vegas? Bet you didn't
even know that shit, did you?
(Chasing Amy) • — She worked
for a theater in the city. Before
that she worked in the Anthropol-
ogy Department at U.C. She stud-
ied acting in New York a long time
ago. — I know all that shit, man.
(Robert Stone)
this shit Refers to the present
unpl easant or annoyi ng situa-
tion. • 'Why does this shit hap-
pen to me?' he asked Marge.
'Do I like it?' (Robert Stone).
• Don' t tell nobody about this.
This shit' s bet ween me and
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you. . . It ai n' t nobody else' s
business. (Pulp Fiction)
scared shitless Terrified. A
var i ant is shit-scared. From
the verbal expression to scare
the shit out of someone; see 8.g
above.
• Well, what aren' t you scared
of? You live in a safe little world
where no one challenges you and
you're scared shitless to do any-
thing but defend yourself be-
cause that would mean you' d
have to change. (Good Will
Hunting) • You' re j ust shi t-
scared, you' re like a frightened
little lad, who wants to run home
to his mammy. (John McGrath)
• When art lies, it becomes worth-
less. So I gotta keep telling the
truth, even if it scares the shit out
of me, like it scares the shit out
of you. (Grand Canyon)
go batshit (US) To become
crazy, uncontrollable. • Some
guys couldn' t take it, they went
batshit. It would drive you nuts.
(Robert Stone)
go apeshit (US) To become ir-
rational and destructive; run ber-
serk. • Okay, so I tailed Bud
White. Dud was afraid he'd go
apeshit over some hooker snuff,
'cause White had that tendency
where young st uf f was con-
cerned. (James Ellroy)
holy shit An expression of sur-
prise, incredulity, etc., in which
shit is substituted for Moses, Je-
sus, God, etc. • Holy shit, is that
the time? We've gotta beat traf-
fic. (Chasing Amy) • Holy dogshit!
Texas! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cow-
boy! And you don' t look much
like a steer to me, so that kinda
narrows it down. (Full Metal
Jacket)
10. c Expressions with "ass", "arse
somebody's ass (US) The word
ass is often used for emphasis
and euphony to si gni f y the
whole person, i.e. the person
being addressed or talked about.
Thus, your ass means you, her
ass means her, etc. • You're not
lying, are you, John? You're not
lying to protect her ass? (Lew
Cole) • I will never forgive your
ass for this shit. This is some
fucked-up repugnant shit. (Pulp
Fiction) • God was here before
the Marine Corps! So you can
give your heart to Jesus, but your
ass belongs to the Corps! (Full
Metal Jacket)
bust one's ass (US) To work or
perform to one's utmost; to ex-
ert oneself considerably.
• You don't have any idea what
you're talking about. These peo-
ple bust their ass. This is a hard
job. (Reservoir Dogs) • —A guy
busts his damned ass and you
don' t appreci ate it. — You
haven' t been busting your ass,
Chinaski. (Charles Bukowski)
get one's ass in gear To get
down to work; become opera-
tional; stop loafing and wasting
time. • Go on home, get a nice
hot bath. Rest up... 15 minutes.
Then get your asses back in gear.
We're under a lot of pressure,
you know. (All the President's
Men)
haul ass (US) To leave, de-
part, clear out; to act promptly,
especi al l y in r esponse to a
command. • Now come on,
haul ass. Just get the hell outta
here! (Lenny Bruce)
kick ass To assert power, be
rough, take revenge, punish. • So
revolution is in — boots and car-
tridge belts and Chinese shit. All
the rich suburban kids — their
parents never bought them cap
pistols, now they want to kick
ass. (Robert Stone) • Don, I talk
straight to you 'cause I respect
you. It's kickass or kissass, Don,
and I'd be lying if I told you any
different. (David Mamet) • You
made me bleed, motherfucker!
You gonna pay. I'm gonna kick
ass for this! (Joseph Wambaugh)
kiss my ass To kiss someone's
ass is to flatter one's superiors;
see 6.b above. The imperative
kiss my ass is unr elat ed and
means the same as go and fuck
yourself. • What the fuck hap-
pened to the Delta I used to
know? Where' s t he spi ri t?
Where' s the guts, huh? 'Ooh,
we' re afrai d to go wi th you,
Bluto, we might get in trouble.'
Well, just kiss my ass from now
on! Not me! I'm not gonna take
this. (Animal House) • You ever
heard of 'marshalling your sales
force' ...what are you, you' re a
secretary, John. Fuck you.
That's my message to you. Fuck
you and kiss my ass. (David
Mamet)
my arse An expression of utter
scepticism, disbelief or defi-
ance. • — What's up? — Noth-
ing. — Nothing my fuckin arse.
(Shaun Herron) • — One was a
man, a good-looking man at that.
— Man my ass, they were
lesbos. (Chester Himes)
in a pig's arse An expression
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of vehement denial, meaning:
not at all, never. • — Look, if
it'll make you happy, I'll go and
apologize. — In a pig's arse you
will. You've done enough dam-
age already. (John Ogilby)
not know one's arse from one's
elbow To be ignorant, hope-
lessly ill-informed or stupid.
• As for foreign policy, it's clear
to everyone that Mr Gore doesn't
know his ass from his elbow.
(Village Voice) • Can I show you
something, pal? You see that at
the top of your legs? That's your
arse, and that t here' s your
fuckin' elbow. Do you wanna
write it down? (Naked)
have one's head up one's ass
(US) To behave stupidly, blindly,
without a proper regard for the
consequences. • What are you
asking that guy for? What's he
gonna tell you? What's he know,
for Christ's sake? He has his
head up his ass 'on a permanent
basis. (William Bennet)
a pain in the arse An annoying
or obnoxious person or thing.
• Then that got to be a pain in
the ass. People called me on the
phone all the f ucki n' time. I
couldn't rent a fuckin' tape with-
out six fuckin' phone calls inter-
rupting me. (Reservoir Dogs)
• You can see immediately what
a pain in the ass the Borowskis
are. (Henry Miller) • 'I can see
where you could be a pain in the
ass,' he told her. (Robert Stone)
• I thought he'd never shut the
fuck up. What a pain in the ass.
(GoodFellas)
tight-assed A tense or morally
rigid person. • Beth Kramer's an
aggressive, tight-assed, busy-
body cunt, and it's none of her
fucking business how I speak to
my son. (Deconstructing Harry)
• He sucked my cock. After-
wards I fucked him. It was dif-
ficult to get in. He had a very
tight arse. A Catholic upbring-
ing, I expect. (Joe Orton) • Out-
side the main building was a
group of stuffy, tight-arsed Eng-
lish and American businessmen.
(Joe Orton)
someone's ass is on the line
Someone is at risk; the subject
has taken a dangerous responsi-
bility. • We lose the perspective
of who we are. It's tragic that
our entrepreneurs — the people
who put their asses on the line
every day, the people who have
the intelligence, drive, ambition,
commitment, and courage —
should wake up one morning and
realize that they've created a mon-
ster that's devouring their life.
(Lanny Goodman) • The reason I
make the decisions and you
don't, sweetheart, is because it's
my ass that's on the line, not
yours. (Lew Cole)
a horse's ass A persistent and
obnoxious fool; a contemptible
person. • Baxter, you sound like
a silly pseudointellectual horse's
ass. You're gettin' embarrassin'.
(Joseph Wambaugh)
laugh one's ass off To laugh
heartily, unrestrainedly. Substi-
tution of ass for head in laugh
one's head of f . • I'll bet you ten
thousand dollars he laughs his
ass off. (Pulp Fiction)
assways Incorrectly, awkwardly.
• He stands there with one arm
in his coat sleeve and his hat on
assways and he begins to dream
aloud. (Henry Miller)
10. d I Expressions with "balls" "ballocks'
a lot of balls Balls signify cour-
age, nerve, guts. • I got respect
for this kid. He's got a lotta
fuckin' balls, this kid. Good for
you. Don't take no shit off no-
body. (GoodFellas) • My second
ex-wife. I liked her best in some
ways. She had the most balls.
Took every dime I had. I like to
see her once in a while and visit
my ex-dog and my ex-car.
(Joseph Wambaugh) • Eddie had
balls and audacity and he was not
basically rash. (Robert Stone)
bust one's balls To take a great
deal of trouble with something;
to exert oneself to the utmost.
• Give me the fucking money!
You hear me? I got to come here
and bust my balls! Give me the
fucking money! (GoodFellas)
bust (break) somebody's balls
To cause someone a great deal
of trouble, or to punish harshly.
• People remember. They'll re-
member specific people who
broke their balls. (Lenny Bruce)
• She' s a good woman. You
di dn' t treat her ri ght . She
walked. You want to kick some-
body's ass about it, kick your
own. You want to break balls?
Break your own. (Sea of Love)
• I'm hearing things from secu-
rity. They're all ex-cops. The
Sheriff's lookin' to bust your
balls. (Casino) • — I swear to
God I've never known a ball-
buster like you in my whole life.
— Hey, who loves you more than
I do? I'll do anything for you.
— Yeah, except to stop busting
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my balls. (GoodFellas)
• Mackey was j ust finishing up
the second oh-so-qui ck mar-
riage to that cunt who not only
busted his balls but jumped up
and down on them with cleats,
l eavi ng hi m as ba nkr upt as
Chrysler Corporation. (Joseph
Wambaugh)
have somebody by the balls To
have someone in a helpless situ-
ation; to have absolute control
over someone. • They have me
by the balls. On account of the
bust they can put me back in the
madhouse for life. If I do what
they want, I'll get maintenance
and stay out. (Robert Stone)
• You take him and you put him
down in some strange town with
just a nickel in his pocket, and
by nightfall he'll have that town
by the balls. This is not talk,
Bob, t hi s is act i on. (David
Mamet) • You're in no position to
dictate terms, Jacky. We have you
by the balls. (William Bennet)
give someone a ballocki ng
(UK) To reprimand someone.
• I explained to them that Kathy
was due at any moment and I
needed a mattress for her to
sleep on. Frank gave me a
ballocking for not drawing the
mattress earlier. (Ken Lukowiak)
• Sir John French, CIGS, came
down for open day, gave every-
one a bollocking for slackness
and indiscipline, and shortly af-
terwards retired the Commandant.
(Times Literary Supplement)
not get one's balls in an uproar
(US) To avoid becoming excited
or upset, to remain calm. (The
British equivalent of this expres-
sion is not get one's knickers in
a twist.) • Okay, okay, okay, I'm
sorry. I put that rather badly. I
expressed myself clumsily. No
need to get your balls in an up-
roar. (Robert Morrison)
10. e Expressions with "hell'
not give a hoot in hell To be ut-
terly indifferent to; to have no re-
spect for. • Americans love a win-
ner and do not tolerate a loser.
Americans play to win all the
time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell
for a man who lost and laughed.
(Pattori)
for the hell of it For no definite
or useful reason; for fun; casually.
• What the hell, good for the
goose, good for the gander. We
were legally separated. I made it
with a lotta chicks, you're enti-
tled to make it with a lotta guys.
I'd just like to know, for the hell
of it. Did you make it with a lot
of guys? (Lenny Bruce)
a snowball's chance in hell Not
even the remotest possibility, no
chance whatever. • Can he beat
Wilkenson? Can he beat a former
world champion? Are you kid-
di ng me? He doesn' t have a
snowball's chance in hell. (John
Ogilby)
give someone hell To reprimand
or punish severely. • If Itor sus-
pected I was doing stuff behind
his back, he' d give me hell, I
suppose, and then we'd end up
getting rather angry with each
other. (Gabriella T. Oldfield)
play hell with something To
damage, destroy; to thwart.
• This is a holiday resort, we live
for the summer months. If peo-
ple watch t.v. all winter long and
see the oil washing up on the
beaches and the birds covered
with slime and whatnot, believe
me, t hat ' s the kind of public-
i t y t hat pl ays hel l wi t h our
bookings. (Guardian)
10. f I Expressions with "bitch'
bitch about something To
complain, to gripe. • It started
over Sam' s bi t chi ng about
Kimberly' s cooking which like
everyt hi ng else in their mar-
riage had deteriorated to the
point that even she could hardly
eat it. (Joseph Wambaugh) • We
then spent the rest of the day-
light hours having to listen to
Frank bitching about Yank and
Yank bitching about Frank. I
swear, the way they were go-
ing on you would have thought
t hey were mar r i ed. (K en
Lukowiak)
I'll be a son of a bitch! An
expression of surprise or incre-
dulity, identical in meaning to
/ ' / / be damned. • Austin? They
promoted Austin? They chose
the most dishonest, incompe-
t ent , usel ess ni ncompoop i n
the group? Well, I'll be a son of
a bitch! Now I know they're ca-
pable of anything. (aE.R. Lever)
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10. g I Expressions with "bugger'
bugger somebody about (UK)
To cause difficulties for someone.
• Well, if your New Year resolu-
tion is not to let any bugger bug-
ger you about , mi ne is not to
give a bugger for any bugger.
(Philip Larkin) • Police interven-
tion is common. 'They bugger us
about f or no r eason, ' sai d
Rainey. 'They move us on just
for the sake of it.' (Guardian)
bugger off (UK) To leave, de-
part, go away. Cf. fuck o ff, etc.
• Tell him to bugger off from me.
Emot i onal f uckwi t . (Hel en
Fielding) • There was no sign of
life. Either he had buggered off
home already or he was sleep-
ing on the job. (Roy Logan)
bugger all (UK) Absol ut el y
nothing. Cf. fuck all, damn all,
so d all, etc. • Admittedly I know
bugger all about politics. (Philip
Larkin) • I have got a first in my
Schools... It is all the more re-
markabl e because I made nu-
merous blunders and knew sweet
bugger al l about my subject .
(Philip Larkin)
10. h Expressions with "piss'
piss with rain • It was pissing
with rain when we left the house.
Mud al l over t he pl ace. (Joe
Orton) • You may think that ac-
quiring water on a place like the
Falkland Islands would not fall
into the category of one of the
world's most difficult things to
do; after all, it does piss wi t h
rain all day almost every day.
(Ken Lukowiak)
get pissed, be pissed (UK) In
Br i t i sh usage, pissed means
drunk. Related expressions are
to go o n the piss (to go drink-
i ng) and a piss-up (a dri nki ng
session). • I've got a great idea,
Alexander. I think I'm going to
get pissed and jump off the wa-
t er-t ower. (John McGrat h) •
Three months before that, out on
an exercise, he climbed up a py-
lon, pissed as a fart, and swung
hand over hand along the wire;
t hen he d r opped of f . (John
McGrath) • I used to have fanta-
sies about him getting pissed and
wrapping his car around a lamp-
post. That would have made me
happy. (E.A. Whitehead)
piss off Go away, depart . Cf.
fuck o ff, so d o ff, etc. • His boils
are slightly better but still pain-
f ul . ' Imagi ne how Job fel t ,' I
sai d, ' and you' l l f orget your
trouble.' 'Piss off,' he said. (Joe
Orton)
• He leaned round the door and
shouted something in Arabic. It
sounded like some phrase like,
'You won' t be needed tonight.'
The boy pissed off. (Joe Orton)
• We were going to get there, do
a bit of sabre rattling, the Argies
would piss off back to Argentina
and we' d all sail home disap-
poi nt ed . (Ken Lukowi ak) • I
would be able to get the job done
in half the time if they would all
just piss off and leave me alone.
(Ken Lukowiak)
piss somebody off In both Brit-
ish and American English, this
means to make somebody angry
or i ndi gnant . Onl y in the US,
however, does pissed used with-
out o ff mean angry. • Well, what-
ever he said pissed off the bar-
t end er pl ent y. And t hose
unsavory characters I was tell-
ing you about? They got pissed
too. St art ed pul l i ng guns and
knives and what have you. (Des-
perado ) • I d on' t mi nd t hat
you're careful. This doesn't piss
me off. What gets me mad is
when you get l oose. (Davi d
Mamet) • Everybody was pissed
off when I was a kid. I was pretty
pi ssed of f mysel f . (Rober t
Stone) • This guy' s a fucki ng
psycho. And if you think Joe's
pissed at us, that ai n' t nothing
compared to how pissed off I am
at hi m, for put t i ng me i n t he
same room as this bastard. (Res-
ervo ir Do gs)
piss somethi ng away To
wast e, squander. • I mean, we
pi ss away a mi l l i on dollars on
Radio Free Europe, and don' t
know anyt hi ng about the coun-
t ry wi t hi n t he count ry — don' t
know anyt hi ng about Mi ssi s-
si ppi . We got to stop pi ssi ng
away all the money on Radi o
Free Europe. (Lenny Bruce)
take the piss (out of somebody)
(UK) To tease, make fun of or
mock someone. • Oh, d on' t
fucki n' take the piss out of me,
you bastard! (Naked) • — Are
you taking the piss? — You're
f ucki n' gi vi ng i t away, aren' t
yer? (Naked) • — Why do you
feel the need to take the pi ss?
— I'm not taking the piss. It's
ni ce t hat . (Naked) • I had the
feeling he was t aki ng the piss
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out of me. Bloody cheek. (Helen
Fielding)
piss against the wind To waste
one's time and effort. • This will
never wor k. Don' t you see,
we' re j ust pissing against the
wind. We don't have a hope in
hell of convincing them with
this. (Daniel Ogg)
a piece of piss (UK) Something
extremely easy to do. Humorous
alteration of a piece of cake.
• So what's hard about teaching
in a school like this? Compared
to your inner cities, it's a piece
of piss. (David Bellis)
pisswarm As warm as fresh
urine. • — What do you want?
— Beer. — All I have is piss-
war m Chongo. — That' s my
brand. Mmmmm... this is damn
good. (Desperado)
full of piss and vinegar (US)
Brimming with energy; peppy
and assertive. • I hate that bas-
tard. How does he manage to
be so bright-eyed and bushy
tailed and full of piss and vin-
egar at this hour of the morn-
10. i Expressions with "tits
get on somebody's tits (UK) To
annoy or irritate someone, espe-
cially repeatedly. • — And what
about Andrew? Why are you al-
ways needling him? — Oh, he
gets on my tits. (E.A. Whitehead)
tits and ass A display of female
bosoms and bottoms. • Tits and
ass, tits and ass, that's what the
attraction is. (Lenny Bruce)
a tit man A man whose favourite
part of the female body is the
breasts. • Rufus is a tit man / Suck-
ing on his momma's gland... /
Come on, give the little baby a
squirt. (Loudon Wainwright)
cold as a witch's tit Extremely
cold. • For the love of Jesus, get
a fire going quick! It's colder
than a witch's tit in here. (Ian
Cochrane)
10. j I Expressions with "finger'
stand around with one's finger
up one ass To be idle and unpro-
ductive; to be helpless. • Why are
you here then? If all you're going
to do's stand around with your fin-
ger up your arse, you're fuck all
use to me. You might as well fuck
off right now. (John Ogilby)
get one's finger out To be-
come serious, to get down to
work. • Strong language in the
mouth of royalty still surprises.
Back in the sixties Prince Philip
caused a stir by telling British
workers it was time to get their
finger out. (Daily Mirror)
give somebody the finger (US)
To make a lewd, insulting ges-
ture by brandishing the middle
finger while the other fingers re-
main folded down. Another ex-
pression with the same meaning
is to flip somebody the bird. The
meaning of the gesture is fuck
you or up yours! In Britain the
equivalent gesture involves rais-
ing two fingers; hence one is said
to give somebody the V-sign.
• What amazes me is that you
have decided not just to disagree
with the U.S. government but to
give it the finger in public, to
embarrass and demean the in-
dividuals leading the govern-
ment's efforts. (Fortune) • — Can
you sum up your reaction to the
government's proposal in a few
words? — I can sum it up in two
fingers. (Ballymena Times) MM
10. k Expressions with "farr
an old fart Any middle-aged
or older male. • — So why did
ya mar r y her ? — I love her.
Pretty silly, an old fart like me,
huh? (Reservoir Dogs) • Go
into wor k looking drop-dead
gorgeous. Leave no one — espe-
cially Daniel — in any doubt that
you've thrown him over and sud-
denly discovered how marvellous
life is without that pompous, dis-
solute old fart bossing you around.
(Helen Fielding)
not give a fiddler's fart To be
completely indifferent to; not to
care at all. Cf: not give a fuck,
etc. • What happens next has
nothing to do with me anymore.
I'm out of it. I don't give a fid-
dler's fart what happens. (Shaun
Herron)
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10. 1 I Expressions with "pussy
to pussy out on somebody To
cancel an action or wi t hdraw
from it because of fear; to get
cold feet. • Don't pussy out on
me now. They don't know. They
don' t know shi t . You' re not
gonna get hurt. (Reservoir Dogs)
pussy whipped (US) The term
is used of a man henpecked or
dominated by a woman. • Dan, I
can advise, I can counsel, I can
speak to you out of my experi-
ence ... But in the final analy-
sis, you are on your own. If you
want my opinion, however, you
are pus s y- whi pped. (Davi d
Mamet) • Some men are pussy
whipped from the day they are
born, some have it happen to
them later in life, some never.
(Judith Krantz)
10. m Expressions with "up'
up yours A vigorous exclamation
of defiance, contempt, rejection,
etc. Short for shove it up your ass
or stick it up your hole or stuff it
up your bum and similar expres-
sions. • Roberta was quite sur-
prised by the note sent the Fields
Foundation by Mrs Ralph. 'Up
yours' the note said. Mrs Ralph
did not appreciate rejection. (John
Irving) • 'You're dismissed as of
this day,' he said in a strained
voice. 'You may pick up your fi-
nal paycheck at five o'clock.' 'Up
yours, Weasel, you're firing a man
who's going to be as famous as
Thomas Wolfe.' (William Styron)
get it up To achieve and retain
an erection. • It was no good. I
couldn't get it up in the state of
Israel. (Philip Roth)
10. n Expressions with "get
get stuffed (UK) Equivalent of
go and fuck oneself. • Discuss,
compare, contrast, illustrate. Do
not write on both sides of the pa-
per at once. Candidates prefer-
ring to be ranked by continuous
assessment can get s t uf f ed.
(Philip Larkin)
get off with something To get
relief or pleasure from some-
thing; to have an orgasm. • So
just who the fuck do you think
you are, God's gift to Women? I
mean where do you fucking get
of f wi t h t hi s shi t ? (Davi d
Mamet) • It is led by trendy bi-
sexual types, who love to get off
amidst the chic accoutrements of
a big smack-and-coke party.
(Albert Goldman)
get somebody off To bring some-
body to sexual climax. • Sixteen
years in the slammer without so
much as a whiff of pussy. I got
him off in f our seconds flat.
(Gabriella T. Oldfield)
get a little on the side To be
s e xua l l y u n f a i t h f u l . • How
woul d I feel if I learned my
husband was getting some on
t he si de? Di s appoi nt ed, of
course, hurt — but not neces-
sarily surprised. (Salon)
get it on To perform the sex act.
• The guy' s working for me for
years and all the while, unbe-
knownst to me, he's getting it on
wi t h my old lady. (Leonard
Warin)
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EXERCISE 10.1
Complete the following sentences by choosing the appropriate words in a, b, c, d, or e. In each
case, only one answer is possible.
1. I don't give a fuck what he thinks. He can go and take
(a) a rat's ass (b) sweet fanny adams
(c) a rubber duck (d) a flying fuck
2. If he wants to keep his job, he'd better get his
at the moon for all I care.
(e) a fiddler's fart
. in gear and stop fucking about.
(a) ass (b) arse
(c) backside (d) bottom (e) butt
3. Those bastards didn't pay me what they owed me. They fucked three months' salary.
(a) me over (b) me around
(c) me out of (d) me away from (e) with
4. Listen, I have a lot of work to do. Why don't you stop and let me get on with it?
(a) cutting my crap (b) cutting the cheese
(c) hauling ass (d) buggering my backside (e) busting my balls
EXERCISE 10.2
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. No podia comprender por que no la mandaba a la mierda de una punetera vez. 2. No tiene ni puta
idea. 3. Vete a la mierda! 4. —,;,Que gilipolleces estas haciendo, tio? — Yo no hago gilipolleces! 5.
jA la mierda con esto! Me voy a casa. 6. Bueno, hazlo como quieras; ;Que mierda importa! 7. No
hizo un carajo! 8. Voy a dejar este trabajo y me voy al cono de una vez. 9. Que cono pasa contigo?
Donde cono vas? 10. — No es esto peligroso? — Carajo si lo se. 11. Estoy mas jodido que el cono.
12. Me cago en la mar! Como has logrado hacerlo? 13. jQue examen ni que cono! Tu te vienes
conmigo. 14. ;Se jodio el invento! 15. No me importa un carajo lo que digas. 16. i,Que le pida yo
disculpas? jUn carajo! 17. Entonces me dijo: 'Dame solo un besito.' ';Vete a tomar por culo!' le dije.
18. Repetir la escena? Me cago en la mar! 19. Lo mas probable es que hicieras alguna de tus
gilipolleces como de costumbre. 20. — Te gustan mis piernas todavia? — Cono, si.
EXERCISE 10.3
Translate the following sentences into English.
1. Ya es hora de que espabile. 2. Lo que me jode es tener que hacer el trabajo de ella. 3. Francamente,
es un pesado de mierda. 4. Deja de darme el conazo, ya te he dicho que no lo tengo. 5. — Se casaron
en Japon. — No jodas! 6. jQue conazo eres! 7. No le hagas caso, es un mentiroso de mierda. 8. Es
como la polvora. Francamente, le odio. 9. El ruido le dio un susto de muerte. Estaba cagada de miedo.
10. Deja de ref unf unar! La situacion ya es lo suficientemente mala sin necesidad de que tu te quejes.
11. Se pone muy nervioso cuando hay dificultades, cuando la mierda empieza a salpicar. 12. Estoy
harto de que me jodan. 13. No lo quiero. Que se lo metapor el culo! 14. Dejade burlarte de mi! 15.
Le importa una mierda lo que piensen los demas. 16. Si hay algo peor que un conazo es una zorra
conazo. 17. Su mujer le armo una buena por llegar tarde. 18. Ahora si que estamos jodidos. 19. Me
esta cabreando. 20. El contable se marcho con todo el dinero y les dejo con el culo al aire.
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E X E R C I S E 10.4
(A magazine columnist pays tribute to the most frequently used swearword in the English
language.)
I love the F-word. I never tire of it. I 've been told its unladylike, and I 'm sure that's
true, but what the heck — nothing says it better. Maybe the best thing about it is its manifold
use: From the essential 'Fuck you!' to the relatively genteel 'Well, fuck me!' You don't have
to be a sailor to revel in this word. Here is a sample of its infinite variety:
'Fucking A! That motherfucker totally fucked me, it was un-fucking-believable! S o I
said, 'Go fuck yourself, you fuck.' That fucked him up. But you know what? I really don't
give a fuck.'
Where did this word come from? Could Quentin Tarantino have had a career without it?
The first question we can approach.
The term first appeared at the start of the 16th century, and its initial dictionary
appearance is in John Florio's World of Wordes (1598): 'Fottere, to iape, to sard, to fucke, to
swive, to occupy.' Some say the word derives from Germanic roots that have to do with
thrusting, or with the Latin pungare, which means to strike.
One appealing but inaccurate theory is that during the time of the plague — when it
was necessary to increase the population — a royal injunction was issued telling the common
folk to 'Fornicate Under C ommand of the King.' The fact is, no one really knows for sure
where it started, not even the OED.
Fortunately, in spite of increasing public usage, it hasn't entirely lost its pizazz —
the New York Times still refuses to print it, and people still say, 'Oh, fudge!' or 'I 'm so
effing mad!' The most famous story of an F-word euphemism concerns Norman Mailer. When
The Naked and the Dead was published in 1948, he was forced to render it as fug. When
Dorothy Parker met Mailer at a party, she said, 'S o you're the young man who can't spell
fuck?'
From an article in Salon by Amy Wallace
Using what you have learned in this chapter and in the preceding exercises and what you can guess
from the context, find words or phrases in the above passage corresponding to these descriptions:
1. A euphemism commonly used when referring to the word 'fuck'. 2. Two expressions which mean
approximately: go to hell, be accursed, etc. 3. An expression of surprise or incredulity. 4. An exclamation
of pleasure, joy, triumph, etc. meaning: absolutely, definitely. 5. Two terms of abuse used of a man. 6.
A figurative use of the word 'fuck', meaning to cheat, swindle, maltreat or take advantage of. 7. A
phrasal verb which means to injure or maltreat someone. 8. An expression which means not to care at
all about something. 9. A euphemistic substitute for 'fuck' used as an interjection. 10. A euphemistic
substitute for 'fucking' used as an adjective or adverb.
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l. (b) All the words are syno-
nyms for cunt (vagina) except
putz, which is a synonym for
cock (penis).
2.(e) All the words are synonyms
for cock except beaver, which
is a synonym for cunt.
3.(c) All the words are synonyms
for balls (testicles) except pu-
bes, which is now a vulgar
term for pubic hair.
4.(a) All the words are synonyms
for tits (female breasts) except
privates, which is a common
term for genitals.
5.(d) All the words are syno-
nyms for ass or arse (but-
tocks) except bush, which is
a synonym for pubes.
E X E R C I S E 1.2
1. the female breasts 2. the pe-
nis 3. the vagina 4. the tes-
ticles 5. the buttocks
E X E R C I S E 1.3
1.1 began to rub my cock against
her belly. S he pushed me
away. 2. I began to play with
her cunt. Her clit emerged
and I caressed it gently. 3.
My husband didn't have any
personality, only an enor-
mous cock. 4. Don't just sit
on your arse, do something.
5.1 had an itchy arsehole but
there were too many people
and I couldn' t scratch it. 6.
Tits and ass. The only thing
that matters to you is tits and
ass. 7. We got under the
sheets and I began to play
with her private parts. 8. With
one movement of its jaws, the
dog could rip my balls off. 9.
My scrotum was itchy. The
itch was getting unbearable.
I kept on going, scratching
my balls. 10. S ometimes they
put harmf ul chemical sub-
stances up their asses. 11.
The girls didn't have any tits
and their asses were tiny. 12.
Her pubes were long and
twisted and tangled. 13. She
sat on my lap and kissed me.
My cock stiffened against her
firm backside. 14. He needs
a kick up the arse before he'll
do anything. 15. I rubbed a
finger along her cunt, which
quickly got wet and began to
open. I put my finger inside.
16. My foot slipped and I fell
on my arse. 17. S he was afraid
of diseases of the skin, the
scalp and the asshole. 18. He
was still sucking C lare's tits.
Her nipples were erect. 19. She
had her hand on Tom's balls,
then she moved it up and
grabbed his cock. 20. I t was a
question of courage. I won-
dered if I had the balls.
E X E R C I S E 1.4
1. Fucking: an adverb meaning
extremely in ' f ucki ng in-
sane'; an adjective added for
negative emphasis in 'Madi-
son fucking Avenue' and 'a
fucking weave' (wig). 2. Tits,
niddlers, boobs. Niddlers are
speci f i cal l y very small
breasts. 3. Ass. The British
equivalent is arse. 4. To fuck
ar ound (wi th someone or
something). 5. Pubes, bush.
6. Bullshit. 7. Fucker.
E X E R C I S E 2.1
l.(c) All the words are terms re-
lated to shit (excrement) ex-
cept bogey which is a syno-
nym for snot (nasal mucus).
2.(a) All the words are verbs
meaning to puke (to vomit) ex-
cept bumf which is a common
slang term for toilet paper.
3.(b) All the words are syno-
1,
nyms for come (semen) except
fart which is an emission of in-
testinal gas from the arsehole
(anus), especially an audible
one. 4.(f) All the words are
synonyms for the verb to piss
(to urinate) except spew, which
is a synonym for puke (vomit).
5.(c) All the words are syno-
nyms for shithouse (toilet) ex-
cept roaster, which is a cat-
egory of fart.
E X E R C I S E 2,2
menstruation 2. semen 3.
excrement 4. vomit 5. flatu-
lence 6. the toilet 7. urine
8. to defecate 9. pregnant 10.
to urinate
E X E R C I S E 2.3
1. I undressed, sprawled out in
the middle of the bed and
farted. 2. I t was the worst
blowjob I had ever had. S he
took out her handkerchief and
gobbed into it as if she were
hawking something up. 3. I
stretched out next to her. We
kissed. Her mouth smelled of
puke. 4. The nearest bar was
at least fifty years old. You
could smell the stench of piss
and shit and puke built up
over half a century rising up
through the floor from the
toilets in the basement. 5. I 'm
going to come, C hrist, I 'm
going to come! 6. He opened
the shithouse door and went
in. The place stank. He got
out his cock and began to
piss. 7. S he told him she was
on the rag but that didn't cool
his passion in the least. 8. The
dog began to piss. The dog
was full of piss. I t ran in long,
yellow ri vulets across the
kitchen floor. 9. 'Listen,' she
told me, ' when you' ve put
that thing inside me, take it
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out just before you come, ok
?' 10. After that dinner, I had
the shits for a month. 11. You
had to put up with the farts
of those fat-assed nurses. 12.
At last I came. Then I rested
on top of her. Both of us were
soaked with sweat. 13. He
felt sick and went to the bogs
(crapper / shithouse / etc.).
When he threw up, some of
the puke got on his shoes and
his socks. 14. I'm going to
tell her the truth. I'm going
to put an end to this shit! 15.
Don' t forget to buy some
bumf (or asswi pe). We' re
nearly out. 16. I ran to the
bathroom and puked. I tried
to brush my teeth but the only
thing I managed to do was to
puke again. 17. The door was
near the bathroom. There was
always somebody coming and
going to have a piss (take a leak
/ etc.). 18. From one of his nos-
trils a nearly invisible thread
of snot was running and gath-
ering, finally, into a little
gleaming ball. 19.1 got up and
went to the crapper. I had the
shits / the trots / the runs / etc.
Then I got up and wiped my
ass and looked at what I'd
done: what a mess! 20. I had
to go for a piss. The shithouse
was at the end of the corridor.
E X E R C IS E 2.4
1. John, restroom, shithouse 2.
dong, dick, cock 3. balls 4.
to take a leak 5. fruit 6. to
blow somebody
E X E R C IS E 3.1
l.(d) All the words are syno-
nyms for a hard-on (an erec-
tion) except stud, which re-
fers to a male of great sexual
prowess, or reput edl y so.
2.(e) All the words are syno-
nyms for horny (sexual l y
aroused) except dolly which
is a term referring to a sexu-
ally attractive girl or young
woman. 3.(f) All the words
are more or less derogatory
terms for women considered
purely as sexual objects, ex-
cept stunner whi ch is an
admirative term for an excep-
tionally attractive woman.
4.(a) All the words usually re-
fer to men consi dered as
sexual object s, except for
crumpet whi ch denot es a
sexually desirable woman.
5.(b) All the words refer to
states of sexual desire and
arousal except jailbait, which
refers specifically to a girl
who is under the legal age of
consent.
E X E R C IS E 3.2
1. an easy woman 2. an erec-
tion 3. sexually aroused 4. a
lecher
E X E R C IS E 3.3
1. R on Jeremy isn't exactly the
typical st ud. 2. Oft en I' ve
thought how nice it would be
if a guy came into my home,
fucked me and just left, with-
out chatting me up or saying
anyt hing. 3. I took off my
trousers and began to kiss her.
I soon got a hard-on. 4. He's
got the hots for my girlfriend,
it's disgusting. 5. Look how
nice the science-fiction babes
are in their tight jumpsuits.
6. We went out a few times.
We never had sex, but we
fooled around. 7. She crossed
her legs and her dress moved
up even higher. Damned
cockteaser! 8. Don't talk like
that, you're making me horny
/ randy. 9. S he was beautiful!
S he was young! S he was in-
nocent ! S he was t he best
piece of ass I've ever had! 10.
I haven't had a hard-on for
ages. 11. S ome fucker tried
to chat me up! He was really
crude! I really hate those
guys! They're repulsive. 12.
There are dirty movies like
Deep Throat, which are like
wet dreams. 13. It was excit-
ing. I felt as if I was being
raped. I started to get a hard-
on. 14. Who in his right mind
would have thought that she
had the hots for hi m? 15.
Sexual relations means sexual
intercourse. We were only
fooling around. 16. — C lara's
cheating on me. — What do
you mean? — That my wife's
screwing around. 17. It was
suddenly as if my life were
taking place in the middle of
a wet dream. 18. I could see
those long legs, the knees, the
delicate ankles. I began to get
horny. 19. 'He said I was a
great piece of ass,' Laura an-
nounced nostalgically. 20. I
listened to her breathe deeply,
then whimper. It excited me
and I got a hard-on.
E X E R C IS E 3.4
1. Fucking: 'a fucking house-
wife' , 'a fucking leper', 'a
fucki ng hypocri t e' . 2. To
fuck. The verb can be used in-
transitively (' if I woul dn' t
fuck' ), transitively (to fuck
someone), and in passi ve
constructions ('to get fucked
by the first man I could'). 3.
To chat someone up: 'I chat-
ted him up and then took him
back to the house. 4. To snog:
'we sat on the couch and
started snogging'. The term is
Bri t i sh. The Ameri can
equivalent is to neck. 5. On
the game. 6. To bang some-
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one: 'if he banged me on the
spot'. 7. To bugger off: 'I
told him to bugger off. 8.
To lick someone out. 9. To
wank oneself off. Usually this
verb is not used phrasally and
is simply to wank. 10. Bas-
tard. 11. Dick. 12. Come:
'there was come all over the
couch'.
E X E R CIS E 4.1
l.(d) All the terms relate to acts
of oral sex except wank,
which means to masturbate.
2.(e) All the words are syno-
nyms for the verb fuck, used
transitively (to engage in the
sex act with someone) except
snog, which means simply to
kiss and caress. 3.(c) All the
words are synonyms for a
rubber (a condom) except
cherry which is a synonym
for virginity. 4.(b) All the
words relate to different de-
grees of amorous engagement
short of actual intercourse ex-
cept shag which is a synonym
for fuck. 5.(f) All the terms
mean to jerk off (to mastur-
bate) except get one's rocks
off, which means to fuck.
E X E R CIS E 4.2
1. a condom 2. sexual inter-
course 3. caressing, foreplay
4. to perform fellatio 5. to
have sex, copulate 6. to have
anal intercourse 7. female
masturbation 8. group sex 9.
(performing) cunnilingus 10.
male masturbation
E X E R CIS E 4.3
1. Here's a lovely girl, only she
doesn't want to. go down on
me / blow me / give me a
blowjob / suck me off / etc.
2.1 jerked off / wanked / beat
my meat / etc. regularly, but
the idea of having a relation-
ship with a woman was be-
yond my imagination. 3. If
one of my friends found out
that my wife was having a bit
of nooky with (was fucking /
screwing /etc.) someone else,
I wouldn't want him to tell
me. 4. It wasn't an accident,
it was because you were
fucking his wife. That's why
he shot you. 5. Her voice was
soft and sad. I'd like to fuck
you, I thought. 6. I had my
own ideas about sex. I was
constantly horny and jerked
off continuously. 7. He had
been buggered by a sailor and
had to be operated. 8. This
bastard has been banging /
fucking / screwing / etc. her
since he got out of jail! 9. S he
felt upset and humiliated, al-
legedly because the president
had groped her. 10. All that
night I would screw you re-
lentlessly, until I split you
down the middle... I'd make
you come more than you' d
ever dreamed of in all your
life. 11. Did I ever tell you
about the Asian girl we used
to gangbang in Vietnam? 12.
Victor goes into a chemist's
and buys a packet of
frenchies (rubbers, etc.) 13.
When was the last time you
had a fuck? 14.1 went to bed,
had a wank / jerked off / etc.
and fell asleep. 15. I don't
want to see her body, or ca-
ress it, or go down on it. 16.
The men are pressing against
you. Their hands are all over
your body, squeezing against
you and groping you. 17.
When a chick goes down on
me, I tell her where to go and
how it feels. 18. What hurt
me most was when you told
me I hadn't 'the least fucking
idea of how to screw'. 19. I
used to be completely frigid.
Now all I do is think about
fucking / screwing / getting
laid / etc. 20. — I've never
been called that in my life.
— Well, you' ve j ust lost
your cherry.
E X E R CIS E 4.4
1. son of a bitch 2. ass 3.
swinger 4. to eat someone's
pussy 5. a wet dream 6. to
go down on somebody 7.
joint 8. to suck somebody off
E X E R CIS E 5.1
l.(f) All the words relate to the
world of 'straight' prostitu-
tion except tearoom, which,
in American E nglish, refers
specifically to a public lava-
tory or urinal frequented by
male homosexuals. 2.(c) All
the words refer to dykes (fe-
male homosexuals) except
gender-bender, a synonym
for a bisexual person or per-
son who deliberately affects
an androgynous appearance.
3.(c) All these terms relate to
bi-sexuality except flash,
which refers specifically to
the practice of exposing one's
genitals for sexual gratifica-
tion. 4.(e) All the words are
synonyms for a homo (a male
homosexual) except fag-hag
which describes a woman, not
necessarily homosexual, who
habitually consorts with male
homosexuals. 5.(a) All the
words are synonyms for pros-
titute except bulldyke, which
denotes a l esbi an wi t h
strong mascul ine tenden-
cies. 6.(b) All the words
relate in different ways to
sexual perversion except
swish, which is a term for a
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edly feminine tendencies.
E X E R C I S E 5.2
1. a brothel 2. a female homo-
sexual 3. a pimp 4. a prosti-
tute 5. a male homosexual
E X E R C I S E 5.3
1. You want to use me for every
weird, kinky thing you can
t hi nk of. 2. Other women
worked for a pimp and solic-
ited on a dai l y basis. 3.
Women fainted when they
saw him on the screen, but in
reality Hudson was a fruit /
homo / etc. 4. I 'm going to
put the hookers on Times
S quare to shame with all the
guys I go down on now. 5.
Patricia was a nympho, she
could never get enough. 6.
You have to be really careful
with dykes, if not they'll beat
you up. 7. The city has be-
come famous for its whore-
houses / cat houses / etc. 8.
The guy was ambisextrous...
I mean that he fucked men as
well as women and that men
and women fucked him. 9.
Analysis has turned me into
a nympho, with sex on the
brain. 10. He was feeling so
horny he decided to take the
rest of the day off and maybe
find a thirty-dollar whore /
hooker / pro / etc. 11. Danny
had come out of the closet
and had declared that he was
queer / bent / homo / etc. 12.
Most good pimps try not to
mash up the face. They hit on
the cheek, next to the jaw,
avoiding the eyes and the
mouth. 13. The hooker was
havi ng a look at her trick
book. 14. Why do you refer
to yourself as a dyke? 15.
What' s the first thing they
do? Kill the priests, rape the
nuns, and turn the churches
into whorehouses / cat houses
/ knocking shops / etc. 16.
S ally had a little cottage and
there we had a good time,
fucking and eating. S he fed
me well and drai ned my
strength at the same time. S he
could never get enough. S ally
was a nympho. 17. Jack does
it with t r anni es. S ome of
them look better than a lot of
women do. 18. He says he
wants to do something really
kinky. 19. I s he a homo then?
I don't know that I 've ever
met any homos before. 20.
They say that the dyke stuff
in the letters section in Pent-
house is written by guys.
E X E R C I S E 5.4
1. a spook 2. a whore 3. a bug-
ger 4. a fairy, a queen 5.
come 7. f ul l of shi t 8.
f ucki ng (' t hose f ucki ng
creeps') 9. a pimp 10. to
screw
E X E R C I S E 6.1
l.(c) All the words are insulting
terms for women except
bummer, which denotes any
bad experience, occasion,
situation or place. 2.(d) All
are insulting terms applied to
men but none has any particu-
lar meaning in this context
beyond its value as an insult
except brown-nose, which re-
fers specifically to a syco-
phantic employee seeking to
curry favour with his superi-
ors. 3.(f) All the words can
be applied to the unpleasantly
non-human: objects, experi-
ences, concepts, problems,
etc. All, that is, with the ex-
ception of slut, which can
only be applied to a woman,
meaning that she is of loose
morals or disreputable con-
duct. 4.(c) All the words are
insulting terms for men ex-
cept shithole, which refers to
an unpleasant or insalubrious
place. 5.(e) All the words can
be insulting terms for men
except bitch which (except in
a homosexual context) can
only be used of a woman.
6. (b) All the words refer to
venereal disease with the ex-
ception of pisshole, which
refers to an unpleasant, back-
ward or insalubrious place.
7.(a) All the words refer to
loathsome substances except
slag, an insulting term used
of either a man or a woman.
E X E R C I S E 6.2
1. crab lice 2. disgusting filth
3. syphilis 4. gonorrhoea
E X E R C I S E 6.3
1. What...? You admit that you
did it on purpose, you fucking
bastard? 2. This oven's a bas-
tard / bitch / motherfucker /
etc. to clean. 3. I 'm sorry,
you've got the clap. 4. There
isn't one loyal bone in that
bitch's body. 5. I t was good
for a short while. Then it be-
gan to accumulate blackened
crud. 6. You're on my shit list,
you bastard / motherfucker /
cocksucker / etc! I 'm going
to bust your ass! 7. Who
would want to go there? I t's
the arsehole of the earth. 8.
My idea was to wander about
doing nothing, always dodg-
ing the boss and avoiding the
arselickers who could rat to
the boss. 9. I want you to re-
member that no bastard ever
won a war by dying for his
country. 10. What happens if
she's infected? I t's possible
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that she's all crudded up. 11.
This paint' s a real bugger /
bastard / bitch / motherfucker
/ etc. to get off. 12. High
school is the pits. Being an
teenager sucks. 13. The last
bitch he married never even
saw to it that he had clean un-
derwear. 14. They specialized
in male requirements and ail-
ments: rubbers and clap. 15.
You don' t deserve me, you
bitch! Well, it's over! Get out!
16. He's only an arselicker. It
makes me puke just to think of
him! 17. Prostitution, pornog-
raphy, drugs — the city looks
pretty cruddy. 18. Damn! You
couldn' t go back wi t hout a
signed receipt! The bastards
always asked for signatures
for everything. 19. I hate my
life. My li fe sucks / is the
pits. I'm completely fucked.
20. A bottle of whisky - just
what' s needed for a bloody
rainy cold afternoon in this
arsehole of the earth.
E X E R C IS E 6.4
1. gook, gunk, goo, dreck, glop,
gunge 2. gunge (' gunged at
every stage') 3. yucky 4. to
cream oneself off 5. dildo 6.
beaver 7. schlong 8. to fuck
E X E R C IS E 7.1
l.(c) All the terms are phrasal
verbs meani ng t o behave
f ool i shl y, especi al l y in a
time-wasting or distracting
way, except shit about, which
means nothing. 2.(e) All the
words are adjectives meaning
insignificant, of poor quality,
tedious, unpl easant , mali-
cious, or unwell, depending
on the context; all, that is, ex-
cept horseshit, a noun mean-
i ng nonsense, pr et ent i ous
talk, baloney. 3.(a) All the
words can mean nonsense,
pretentious or deceitful talk,
except chickenshit, an adjec-
tive which means cowardly,
petty, insignificant. 4.(f) All
the terms are phrasal verbs
meaning to make a mess of
something (to mess up, foul
up, spoil or ruin) with the ex-
ception of piss-up, which is
a noun denoting, in British
E nglish, a serious drinking
session (see C hapter 10).
E X E R C IS E 7.2
l.(a) 2.(e) 3.(d) 4.(e) 5.(b)
E X E R C IS E 7.3
1. He tried to bullshit me with
some excuse. 2. From time to
time something snafus and
there is one hell of a mess. 3.
Look, stop fucking about. If
you're going to do it, just do
it, ok ? 4. My children won' t
grow up in a shitty council
house. 5. He fucked-up the ar-
rangements, (or He made a
complete balls-up / cock up /
etc. of the arrangements.) 6.
He works in a shitty video
club. 7. Yesterday's events ap-
peared to be a large-scale pub-
lic relations snafu. 8. — S he
says he's rich. — Bullshit! 9.
The numbers are all screwed
/ fucked / cocked / bollixed /
etc. up. 10. He tried to
bul l shi t me with some ex-
cuse. 11. He has some kind
of half-assed objection to pu-
bescent antics that took place
almost ten years ago. 12.
Please, let's not bullshit our-
selves about this business. 13.
Try not to f uck / cock /
ballocks / etc. it up this time.
14. Don't bullshit me! 15. I
didn't say I wasn't going to
do it. I only said how shitty
the situation is! 16. They say
that the world is coming to an
end. They say that's why it's
so fucked up. 17. It was a
l ousy / cr ummy / shi t t y /
crappy / etc. film. 18. His
decision fucked up / buggered
up / cocked up / etc. our holi-
days. 19. You want to go back
to your shitty little existence?
Go ahead. There's the door.
Nobody's stopping you. 20. It
wasn' t the result of some fan-
tastic thought process. They
were just fucking about, ba-
sically.
E X E R C IS E 7.4
1. to get someone off 2. a dago
3. fun pimple 4. a cocksman
5. to fuck 6. dick 7. fucking
('stupid fucking Polack') 8.
a Polack
E X E R C IS E 8.1
l.(d) All the words are syno-
nyms for f ucki ng, used as
an expl et i ve, except half-
assed, which means ineffec-
tual, incompetent or stupid
(S ee C hapter 7). 2.(b) All
the phrases are expressions
of emphatic annoyance, in-
di gnat i on, r ej ect i on, sur-
prise, etc, with the excep-
tion of shit it, which means
n o t h i n g . 3.(e) Al l t he
phrases can be used as ex-
clamations, expressing ex-
asperation, anger, surprise,
despair, etc., wi t h the ex-
ception of the fuck, which is
also used as an intensifier
but not as an exclamation.
4. (c) All are expl et i ve
phrases which can be added
par ent het i cal l y to a sen-
t ence, except for cunting
well, which means nothing.
E X E R C IS E 8.2
. (c) 2.(a) 3.(d) 4.(b)
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E X E R C I S E 8.3
1. What the f uck has it got to do
with you, you idiot. Fuck off
out of here! 2. That's one hell
of a chop you' re eating! 3.
Fuck the nei ghbou rs! Who
gives a fuck what they think?
They never worried us before.
4.1 didn't understand a bloody
/ f ucking / etc. word. 5. He
put his hand over her mouth.
'For f u c k ' s sake, there are
people out there!' 6. What the
f uck were you doing the other
day spying on my wif e? 7.
Jesus C hrist, why don' t you
ju st shut the f uc k up! You're
giving me a f u c k i ng head-
ache. 8. Luisa is a bloody /
f u c k i ng / goddamned / etc.
f antastic player! 9. I t's a hell
of a shirt. I bet it cost you a
bomb. 10. What the f uck do I
care what Lou Reed says! 11.
I know that this sounds as
pretentious as hell, but I think
of us as artists. 12. Turn off that
bloody / damned / goddamned
/f u c k i ng/et c . television! 13.
Get you r f u c k i ng (goddam /
bloody / etc.) foot out of the
door and leave me the f u c k
alone (and f ucking leave me
alone / etc.)! 14. This ef f ing
dog is an ef f ing nuisance (a
pain in the arse / a pain in the
balls / etc.). 15. How do I
know what he said? I know
what he said because I was
f uc king well there. 16. Lis-
ten, I know I ' m boring the
hell / the shit / the f uck out
of you, but I 've got to talk to
somebody. 17. I don' t know
how the f u c k / the hell / in
hell / etc. he passed. 18. Our
war had consisted of watch-
ing the Argentine Air Force
bomb the shi t ou t of ou r
Navy. 19. He comes in here
like I 'm his f ucking doorman.
20. You're not going to do a
f u c k i ng t hi ng. S hu t you r
f ucking mouth / shut the f uck
up / etc.
E X E R C I S E 8.4
1. motherfucking, fucking ('pay
the fucking rent', 'the fucking
heat' , 'that f ucking money' ,
etc.) 2. prick 3. to f uck with
someone 4. to make a f uck
out of someone 5. the f uck
('get the f uck out of here') 6.
to fuck up
E X E R C I S E 9.1
l.(a) All the words are insulting
terms for Jew, except kraut,
which is a derogatory term
for a German. 2.(d) All the
terms can be derogatorily ap-
plied to people of Latin Ameri-
can origin, except frog, a per-
son from France. 3.(f) All the
words are insulting terms for
people of Oriental origin ex-
cept wop, which is a deroga-
tory word for an I talian. 4.(b)
All the words are derogatory
terms used by blacks to de-
scribe whit e people, except
for paddy which is refers to a
person from I reland. 5.(c) All
the words are synonyms for
kraut (a Ger man) exc ept
raghead, which is a deroga-
tory term for an Arab. 6.(d)
All the words are insu l t ing
terms for blacks with the ex-
ception of dink, a Vietnamese.
E X E R C I S E 9.2
1. a S paniard, a person of S pan-
ish descent, or a Latin Ameri-
can 2. the I rish 3. the French
4. the Jews 5. Black people
6. the Arabs 7. the Germans
8. I talians
EXERCI S E 9.3
1. You're a dirty Polack, and all
Polacks are thieves! 2. France
is a l ovel y c ou nt r y, wi t h
lovely women, great food and
great wine, but unf ortunately
it's f ull of frogs. 3. He wants
to know if you can get him a
deal on one of those wop
(dago / E yetie) sports cars. 4.
The typical Whitey has eve-
rything, the nigger doesn' t
have shit. 5. The Micks put
up signs on the piers which
said no wops. 6. He' d have
loved to have gone to Africa
and been hired as a merce-
nary. 'I magine getting paid to
kill niggers,' he thought. 7.
I 'm t ryi ng to cheer her up,
you stupid Kraut! 8. S tupid
fucking Polack, he wipes his
cock on the drapes. 9. Why
do Yanks say 'blow' when they
mean ' su c k ' ? 10. You and I
know what a kike (sheeny /
heebie / Yid / etc.) is — One
Who Kil l ed Our Lord. 11.
Apparently some sort of deal
has been done with the f ilthy
wop and t hey' ve recovered
some of the money. 12. I f
t here was one t hi ng he
wanted, it was that there was
a word as dirty as 'nigger' to
apply to all mankind.
E X E R C I S E 9.4
1. pu k es 2. f u c k i ng ( ' hu man
f u c k i ng beings' , ' the f airy
f u c k i ng godmot her ' , ' ou t -
f ucking-standing' , 'until you
f u c k i ng di e' , ' a f u c k i ng
worm') 3. grabasstic 4. shit
5. nigger 6. kike 7. wop 8.
gr easer 9. bu l l shi t 10.
sc umbag, c oc ksuc ker, f u c k
(' you sc roungy little f u c k ' )
11. asshol e 12. the f u c k
('Who the f uck said that?' )
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2.(a) 3.(c) 4.(e)
E X E R C I S E 10.2
1. I couldn' t understand why I
di dn' t tell her to go and f uck
herself (get f uck ed / take a
f lying f uck / etc.) once and
for all. 2. He knows f uck all /
bugger all / damn all / sod all
/ etc. (about it). 3. Go and
f uck yourself / f uck off / go
and get f ucked / etc. 4. - What
are you f ucking around with
now, man? — I 'm not f uck ing
around! 5. Fuck this / f uck
this shit! I 'm going home. 6.
Okay, do it your way. What
the f uck ! 7. S he did f uck all /
damn all / bugger all / etc. 8.
To hell with it / f uck it all /
etc., I 'm leaving this job. 9.
What the f uck ' s wrong with
you? Where the f uck are you
going? 10. — I sn' t this dan-
gerous? — Fucked (damned
/ buggered / etc.) if I know.
11. I ' m t ot a l l y f uck ed /
f ucked out / k nack ered. 12.
Fuck me! How did you man-
age to do it? 13. Fuck the
exam! You' re comi ng wi t h
me. 14. Now we' ve real l y
f ucked (screwed / buggered /
cocked / etc.) things up! 15.
I don't give a f uck / a damn /
a shit / a bugger / etc. what
you say. 16. Me apologize to
him? Like hell I will! (Like
f uck I will! / Will I f uck ! /
Will I hell! / etc.) 17. Then
he said to me: ' Just give me
a little k i ss' . 'Go and f uck
yourself !' I told him. 18. Do
the scene agai n? What the
f uck ! 19. Most probably you
were fucking around as usual.
20. — Do you still like my
legs? — Fuck, yes.
E X E R C I S E 10.3
1. I t' s about time he pulled his
f i nger out . 2. What pi sses
me of f is havi ng to do her
work . 3. Frank ly, he' s a bor-
ing old f art. 4. S top bust i ng
my balls, I ' ve already told
you I haven' t got it. 5. —
They got married in Japan.
— No shit! 6. What a pain
in the ass you are! 7. Don' t
pay any at t ent i on t o hi m,
he' s f ul l of shit. 8. He' s f ul l
of pi ss and vi negar. Qui t e
f rank l y, I hat e hi m. 9. The
noise f r i ght ened the lif e out
of her. S he was shit scared
/ scared shi t l ess. 10. S top
gr umbl i ng! The situation is
bad enough as it is wi t hout
your b i t c hi ng. 11. He be-
comes really nervous when
t hi ngs go wr ong, when the
shit hi t s the f an. 12. I 'm f ed
up wi t h being pissed about.
13. I don' t want it. He can
shove it / stick it up his
ar se! 14. S t op t a k i ng t he
pi s s out of me! 15. S he
d o e s n ' t gi ve a s hi t wh a t
a nyb ody t hi nk s . 16. I f
t here' s anyt hi ng worse t han
a pain in the arse, it' s a fe-
male pain in the arse. 17. His
wif e gave him hell for arriv-
ing late. 18. Now we're really
in the shit / up shi t creek
(without a paddl e). 19. I 'm
getting really pissed off with
him. 20. The accountant left
with all the money and lef t
them up shit creek.
E X E R C I S E 10.4
1. the f -word 2. f uck you, go
f uck yourself 3. f uck me 4.
f uck ing A 5. motherf ucker,
f uck (' you f uck ' ) 6. to f uck
someone (' the motherf ucker
totally f ucked me' ) 7. to f uck
someone up 8. to not give a
f uck 9. f udge 10. ef f ing
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A
Aussie 9o
Aztec revenge 2d
AC-DC 5d
all to shit l0b
am I fuck l0a
ambisextrous 5d
and shit 10b
arse la; arse about
7b; arse-bandit 5a;
arse-licker 6b; a
pain in the arse l0c;
half-arsed 7d; in a
pig's arse l0c; my
arse l0c; not know
one's arse from
one's elbow l0c;
arse about 7b
arse-bandit 5 a
arsehole, asshole 1b;
6a; arsehole of the
earth 6g
arse-licker 6b
as fuck 8e
as hell 8e
as piss 8e
ass la; a horse's ass
l0c; a piece of ass
3h; assways l0c;
ass-wipe 2f; bust
one's ass l0c; get
one's ass in gear
l0c; half-assed 7d;
haul ass 10 c; have
one's head up one's
ass l0c; kick ass
lO c; kiss my ass
lO c; kiss some-
body's ass 6b; laugh
one's ass off lO c;
raggedy-ass 7e;
somebody's ass lO c;
someone's ass is on
the line lO c; tight-
assed lO c; tits and
ass 101
assways lOc
ass-wipe 2f
B
babe 3g
backside la
bag 6c
ball 4b
ballocks, bollocks
(testicles) I d; (non-
sense) 7f; (repri-
mand) lO d
balls (testicles) I d;
(nonsense) 7f; a lot
of balls lO d; balls
up 7a; bust one's
balls lO d; bust
(break) somebody's
balls lOd
balls up 7a
bang 4b
banjax 7a
barf 2g
bastard (term of
abuse) 6a; (unpleas-
ant thing or experi-
ence) 6d
bazooms li
be all over 3c
be in deep shit lOb
be on someone's shit
list lOb
be pissed lOh
be the pits 6i
be up shit creek
(without a paddle)
lO b
beam la
beat one's meat 4g
behind la
bent 5a
bi 5d
bi-guy 5d
bike 3n
bimbo 3h
bit of all right, a 3g
bitch (term of abuse)
6c; (difficult situa-
tion) 6d; (complain)
bitch about some-
thing l0f; (expres-
sion of surprise) I'll
be a son of a bitch
l0f
bitch about some-
thing l0f
blazes, the 8f
bleeder 6a
bleeding 8b; bleeding
well 8e; bleeding
hell 8e
blood 9n
bloody 8b; bloody
well 8e; bloody hell
8e
blow 4e; blowjob 4e
blow beets 2g
blowjob 4e
blue veiner 3f
Boche 9f
bog, bogs 2e; bog-roll
2f; bog-trotter 9c
bogey 2i
bog-roll 2f
bog-trotter 9c
boke 2g
bollix, bollox 7a
bone, boner 3f
bonk 4b
boobs li
booger 2i
boogie 9n
boozer 2g
Boss Charley 9a
breezer 2c
bristols li
Brit 9b
brother 9n
brown-nose 6b
B rummy, Brummie
9b
bugger (to sodomize)
4i; (unpleasant expe-
rience) 6d; (empha-
sis) 8a; bugger up
7a; bugger about
7b; play silly bug-
gers 7b; bugger
somebody about
l0g; bugger off l0g;
bugger all l0g
bugger about 7b
bugger all l0g
bugger off l0g
bugger somebody
about l0g
bugger up 7a
bulldyke 5b
bullshit 7f
bum boy 5 a
bum-bandit 5a
bumf 2f
bummer 6c
buns la
bush I g
bust (break) some-
body's balls l0Od
bust one's ass lO c
bust one's balls l0d
butch 5b
butt la
butt-fuck 4i
c
camel jockey 9j
camelfucker 9j
can la; 2e
canoodle 4a
cat house 5i
chat up 3c
cheeks la
cherry 4h
chickenshit 6a; 7e
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chink, chinkey 9m
chippy 3h
chopper Ic
chuck up 2g
chunder 2g
clap 6e
clit If
cobblers Id; 7f
cock Ic; cocksucker
3b; cockteaser 3i;
cock-knocker 6a;
cock up 7 a; suck
somebody's cock 4e
cock up 7a
cock-knocker 6a
cocksucker 3b; 6a
cockteaser 3i
cold as a witch's tit
10i
come, cum 2j
coon 9n
cooze 6c
cottage 5c
cow 6c
crabs 6e
cracker 9a
crap (body waste) 2b;
(poor quality) 7e;
(nonsense) 7f
crapper 2e
crappy 7e
crock of shit, a l0b
crud 6f
crummy 7e
crumpet 3h
cunt (vagina) le;
(term of abuse) 6a
and 6c; cunt-struck
3b
curse, the 2k
cut the shit l0b
D
dago 91
daisy chain 4d
damn well 8c
damn, damned (ex-
pletive) 8a; (empha-
sis) 8b; damn well
8c
darkie, darky 9n
dick Ic
dickhead 6a
diddle 4b
diesel 5b
dingleberry 2b
dink 9m
dip one's wick 4b
dipshit 6a
dipstick Ic
dolly, dollybird 3g
dong Ic
doodley-squat 2b
dork Ic; 6a
dose, a 6e
douche bag 6a
drag queen 5e
dreck 6f
dryhump, dryfuck 4a
dump 2b; 6h
dung 7f; horsedung
7f
dunny 2e
Durex 4f
dyke, dike 5 a
E
eat 4e; eat pussy 4e;
eat somebody out 4e
eat pussy 4e
eat somebody out 4e
effing 8b
eye (the), the glad
eye 3 a
eye, glad eye 3 a
Eyetie 9h
F
fag 5 a
faggot 5 a
fag-hag 5b
fairy 5a
fanny (US buttocks)
la; (GB female geni-
tals) le
fart (body function)
2c; 10k; fart about
7b; an old fart 10k;
not give a fiddler's
fart 10k
fart about 7b
feel up 4a
femme 5b
fig-eater 9j
finger 10j; stand
around with one's
finger up one ass
l0j; get one's finger
out l0j; give some-
body the finger l0j
fingerfuck,
fingerbang 4a
fink 6a
fist, fist-fuck 4i
fladge, flage 5f
flag 5 a
flash 5f
floozie, floozy 3h
fool around 3d
footsie 4a
for Christ's sake, for
Chrissakes 8e
for fuck's sake 8e
for God's sake 8e
for the hell of it l0e
for the love of Christ
8e
for the love of God 8e
fox 3g
french 4e; french let-
ter; frenchie 4f
french letter, frenchy
4f
frig 4b
frigging 8b
Fritz 9f
frog 9e
fruit 5 a
fuck (sexual activity)
4b; (unpleasant thing
or person) 6a; (em-
phasis) 8a; am I
fuck? lOa; as fuck
8d; for fuck's sake
8e; fuck about,
around 7b; fuck all
lOa; fuck around
with somebody lOa;
fuck around with
something l0a; fuck
a duck l0a;
fuckface 6a;
fuckhead 6a; fuck
knows l0a; fuck up
7a; fuckwit 6a; fuck
somebody in the ass
l0a; fuck somebody
out of something
lOa; fuck somebody
over lOa; fuck with
somebody lOa;
fucked if I know
lOa; fuck off lOa;
get to fuck lOa; go
and fuck yourself
lOa; give a fuck lOa;
sure as fuck lOa;
take a flying fuck
lOa; thank fuck lOa;
the fuck 8f; what
the fuck lOa
fucker 6a; 6d
fuckface 6a
fuckhead 6a
fucking 8b; fucking
well 8c; fucking hell
8e; fucking A lOa
fucking hell 8e
fucking well 8c
fuckwit 6a
fudge packer 5 a
full of piss and vin-
egar l0h
full of shit l0b
fun pimple le
G
gangbang 4d
gender-bender 5d
get a little on the side
l0n
get a rise 3f
get it on l0n
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get it up 10m
get off with
get off with some-
thing lOn
get on somebody's
tits 10i
get one's ass in gear
lOc
get one's end away 4b
get one's finger out
10i
get one's hole 4b
get one's leg over 4b
get one's oats 4b
get one's rocks off 4b
get pissed l0h
get somebody off lOn
get stuffed lOn
get to fuck lOa
get, git 6a
gissum 2j
give a fuck lOa
give a shit l0b
give head, give a
headjob 4g
give oneself a hand-
job 4e
give somebody the
finger l0i
give someone a
ballocking l0d
give someone hell l0e
go and fuck yourself
lOa
go apeshit l0b
go batshit l0b
go down on someone
4e
go for a piss 2e
go for the big spit 2g
gob 2h
gobshite 6a
god damn, goddamn,
goddamned 8a; 8b
goddam well 8c
gook (disgusting sub-
stance) 6f; (East
Asian) 9m
goolies Id
goose 4b
greaseball 9k; 91
greaser 91
gringo 9a
grope 4a
gross, gross out 6i
grot 6f
grotty 6g
guinea 9k
gunge 6f
gunk 6f
H
half-arsed, half-assed
7d
hanky-panky 4c
hard-on 3f
haul ass lOc
have one's stand up
one's ass lOc
have somebody by
the balls l0d
head 2e
Heinie 9f
hell: a hell of a 8d; a
snowball's chance
in hell l0e; ...as hell
8e; for the hell of it
l0e; give someone
hell l0e; the hell 8f;
the hell out of 8g;
not give a hoot in
hell l0e; play hell
with something l0e;
to hell with 8 a
hellish 8b
hole 6h
holy Jesus 8e
holy shit l0b
homo 5a
honky, honkey 9a
hooker 5g
horn 3f
horny 3b
horse's ass, a lOc
horsedung 7f
horseshit 7f
hot 3b
hot pants 3 a
hots 3 a
hots, the 3a
how's your father 4c
hummer 2c
hump 4b
Hun 9f
hunk 3e
hustler 5g
I
icky 6g
in a pig's arse lOc
it sucks 6i
la
kick ass lOc
kike 9g
kinky 5f
kiss my ass lOc
kiss somebody's ass
6b
knackers Id
knee-trembler 4c
knock off 4b
knockers li
knocking-shop 5i
kraut 9f
L
J
J. Arthur 4g
jack 6e
jack off 4g
jackshit l0b
jag off 6a
jailbait 3h
Jap 9m
jerk 6a
jerk off 4g; 6a
Jerry 9f
Jessie 5a
Jesus Christ 8e
jigaboo 9n
jism 2j
jizz 2j
jock 5b
Jock 9b
John 2e; 5h
John Thomas Id
johnny 4f
Johnson Ic
joint Ic
jugs li
jump 4b
jungle bunny 9n
K
karzy 2e
keister la
Khyber, Khyber pass
laugh one's ass off
lOc
lav, lavo 2e
lay 3h; 4b
leak 2a
lech, letch 3 a
Ies5b
lesbo, lesbie 5b
limey 9b
loo 2e
look like shit lOb
lot of balls, a l0d
lousy 7e
M
make a balls of some
thing 7 a
make a hen's arse of
something 7a
make a pass 3c
make it 4b
make out 4a
make out 4b
man eater 3h
Man, the 9a
marbles Id
melons li
Mick 9c
monthly flowers 2k
moo 6c
mother 6a
motherfucker 6a; 6d
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motherfucking 8b
muff Ig
muff-dive 4e
muff-diver 5b
my arse lOc
N
nail 4b
nancy-boy, nance 5a
neck 4a
nigger 9n
Nip 9m
nonce 5f
nooky 4c
not get one's balls in
an uproar l0d
not give a fiddler's
fart 10k
not give a hoot in hell
l0e
not know one's arse
from one's elbow
lOa
numbnuts 6a
nuts Id
nympho 3h
O
ofay 9a
old fart, an 10k
on the game Sg
one of those 5 a
one-night stand 4c
other, the 4c
P
paddy 9c
pain in the arse, a
l O c
Paki 9n
pansy 5 a
parts 1h
pecker Ic
pee 2a
perve (to ogle) 3a;
(abbreviation) 5f
peter Ic; pull one's
peter 4g
pick up 3c
piddle 2a
piddle about 7b
piece of ass 3h
pimp 5j
pish 2a
piss 2a; as piss 8d; a
piece of piss l0h;
full of piss and vin-
egar l 0h; get pissed,
be pissed l0h; go
for a piss 2e; piss
about 7b; piss
against the wind
l 0h; piss artist 6a;
pisshole 6h; piss off
l 0h; piss-poor 7e;
piss somebody off
l 0h; piss something
away l 0h; pisswarm
l0h; piss with rain
l Oh; take a piss 2a;
take the piss (out of
somebody) l Oh
piss artist 6a
pissant 6a
pissy 7e
play footsie 4a
play hell with some-
thing l0e
play sil l y buggers 7b
pogue 5 a
poke 4b
pommie, pommy 9b
ponce 5 a
poof, pouf, poove 5 a
poofter 5 a
pooh, poo, poo-poo
2b
poontang 4c
poop, poopy 2b
pox 6e
poxy 8b
prat 6a
prick (anatomy) Ic;
(term of abuse) 6a
prickteaser 3h
private parts Ih
privates Ih
pro 5g
professional girl 5g
prosty 5g
pubes Ig
puke 2g
pull one's peter 4g
pull one's putz 4g
pull one's wire 4g
pull shit 10 b
pussy 3h; to pussy
out on somebody
101; pussy whipped
101
pussy out on some-
body 101
put the make on 3c
putz (penis) Ic; (un-
pleasant person) 6a;
pull one's putz 4g
Q
queen 5a
queer 5a
R
rag, the 2k
raggedy-ass 7e
raghead 9j
ralph 2g
ramrod 3f
randy 3b
randy-arsed 3b
ream, rim 4i
rear l a
ride 4b
rise 3f
roaster 2c
root 3h; 4b
rubber 4f
ruddy 8b
rug-muncher 5b
rumpy-pumpy 4c
runs 2d
runs, the 2d
Russkie 91
s
S.O.B., s.o.b. 6a
scared shitless l0b
scarfing 5f
schlong, shlong Ic
schmuck 6a
score 4b
scouse 9b
screw (sexual activity)
3h; (emphasis) 8a;
screw around 3d;
screw up 7a
scrote 6a
scum 2j
scumbag 6a
scuzzy 6g
shag 4b; 8a; shagbag
6a
shagbag 6a
shine 9n
shit bag 6a
shit out of, the 8g
shit somebody l0b
shit storm, a l0b
shite, shite 6a; 7e; If;
all to shit l 0b;
...and shit l0b; be in
deep shit l 0b; be on
someone's shit list
l0b; be up shit
creek without a
paddle l 0b; a shit
storm l0b; crock of
shit l 0b; cut the
shit l 0b; full of shit
l0h; give a shit l 0b;
go apeshit l 0b; go
batshit l 0b; holy
shit l O b; horseshit
7f; look l ike shit
lOb; pull shit l O b;
scared shitless l O b;
shit; jackshit lOb;
shit a brick l O b;
shitbag 6a; shit-eat-
ing 7e; shithead 6a;
shithole 6h; shit-
house, shite-house
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2e; shitload of lO b ;
shit somebody lOb;
shitty 7e; shoot the
shit lO b ; take shit
from somebody lO b ;
talk shit lO b ; that
shit lO b ; the shit
out of 8g; this shit
lO b ; the shits 2d;
tough shit lOb;
when the shit hits
the fan lOb;
shit-eating 7e
shithead 6a
shithole 6h
shit-house, shite-
house 2e
shitload of, a lO b
shits, the 2d
shitty 7e
shoot 2j
shoot the shit lOb
short-timer 5h
shouse 2c
shtup 4b
sixty-nine, soixante-
neuf 4e
skank 6c
skin 4f
slap and tickle 4a
slash 2a
sleep around 3d
slip it to somebody
4b
slope 9m
slopehead 9m
slut 6c
smoke 9n
smooch 4a
snafu 7c
snatch-hair Ig
snog 4a
snot 2i
snowb all's chance in
hell, a l0e
sod (homosexual) 5a;
(unpleasant person)
6a; (emphasis) 8a;
sod up 7b
sodding 8b; sodding
well 8c
sodding well 8c
somebody's ass lOc
someone's ass is on
the line lOc
son of a bitch 6a
spade 9n
spew 2g
spic, spick 91
spook 9n
spunk 2j
squarehead 9f
squelcher 2c
squits 2d
squits, the 2d
stand 3f
stand around with
one's finger up one
ass l0j
stones Id
stud 3e
stuff 4b
stunner 3g
suck somebody's
cock 4e
suck up to somebody
6b
suck, suck off 4e; 6b;
suck somebody's
ass 6b; suck up to
somebody 6b
sure as fuck lOa
swing 3d; swing both
ways 5d
swing both ways 5d
swish 5 a
syph, siph, siff 6e
T
Taff, Taffy 9b
tail la
take a flying fuck lOa
take a leak 2a
take a pee 2a
take a piss 2a
take shit from some-
body lOb
take the piss (out of
somebody) lOh
talk shit lOb
tart 3h; 5g
tear it off a bit 4b
tearoom 5c
thank fuck lOa
that shit lOb
that way 5 a
thatch Ig
this shit lOb
throw up 2j
tight-assed lOc
tinkle 2a
tit man, a 101
tits li; get on some-
body's tits 101; tits
and ass 10 i; tit
man; a 10 i; cold as
a witch's tit 101
to hell with 8a
Tojo 9m
tool Ic
toss off 4g
tosser 6a
touch up 4a
tough shit lOb
toy boy 3e
trade 5 a
tramp 3h
trannie 5e
trick 5h
trim 3h
Trojan 4f
tumble 4c
turd (body waste) 2b;
(unpleasant person)
6a
turned on 3b
TV5e
twat (female genitals)
6a; (term of abuse)
6c
u
Uncle Tom 9n
up yours 10m
v
T
versatile 5d
W
wang Ic
wank 4g
wanker 6a
wee-wee 2a
wet dream 3e; 3j
wetback 91
whack off 4g
wham, bam, thank
you ma'am 4c
whang, whanger Ic
what the fuck lOa
when the shit hits the
fan lOb
whitey 9a
whorehouse 5i
whoresmelt, boor's
melt 6a
widdle 2a
willy Ic
wog 9n
wop 9k
working girl 5g
v
J.
Yank, Yankee 9d
yucky 6g
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